Lad Lawyer's English goes haywire

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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 1:14 am

A Lad who came back after two and a half years sent Captain Mal to a lawyer who seemed very confident and somewhat smug. However, when asked to explain about some documents, his written English suddenly nose-dived.

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Don’t forget ,that I told you something the first day we had a phone conversation that we will do this transaction the way we do things here ,I beloved you remember I told you this on phone.

(1} What does the Ministry of Justice have to do with this? Why do they need to approve anything?
Ministry of Justice , is in every country to look into issue that have to do with lager maters so when you have a hug and Sensitive transaction like this what you do is self declaration to the state, that is the Ministry of Justice, that state is the high court so that No one question the transaction you have personally make know to the state by declaration

(2): bill of exchange of name, Is call Power of attorney and I know you know what power of attorney is and how it works and this have to be don from the high court not from lawyer office it have to be endorse by the court it is a lager declaration of personal asset that is witness by government

(3): Origin Certificate. Certificate of origin it is a satisfy document issue for a confirmation to a declaration of lager ownership that satisfied that the asset are legally aqaryard

My reply was to quote those passages with the notation

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I would like that explanation in proper English please.

I don't think that's going to go down well.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 3:03 am

Are the lagers hugging in the front yard or the back yard? No, in the aqaryard.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:23 pm

I would personally prefer to make an ale declaration than a lager declaration. But that's just me.

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 9:54 pm

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bill of exchange of name

Yep, you'll need that if you want to swap out your name for a new one. Make sure it has a RSOT or three on it. Accept no substitutions.

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declaration of lager ownership

Apparently you have to prove you own that beer as well.

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 9:52 am

The Lad tried to rise to the challenge...

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Ministry of justice is in every country that look into issues that have to do with legal matters, so as a lawyer when I have a client with huge and sensitive transaction like this what I do is to make a private/self declaration to the state declaring to the state that Mr.A or Mr.B has this that I have to look over as a lawyer, who knows how to go about sensitive transaction always do self declaration to the state when that self declaration is made the ministry of justice then authorized it automatically whatever the asset that you have personally declare to government shows that your asset are legally acquired.
How it works, this have to be done from the high court of justice not from law firm office, power of attorney is a document of introduction and legally agreed upon and when we are talking about legal issues it is only the judiciary that have the authority to pronounce a decision without taking sides with both parties involve, so for a power of attorney to be legally tender for any transaction it has to be a power of attorney that is known to the judiciary this is why power of attorney witness, sign and seal by a sitting judge of high court of justice, the stamp of the court stamp on the power of attorney that is public notary we talk about in legal issues.
It is a satisfactory document issued by the state that confirm the asset declare are legally own. I hope all explanations are quite noted. This entire document has their names as stated in my previous mails to you

Mal's reply was somewhat terse.

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That was gibberish.

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