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Garnsorge
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Tue Apr 12, 2016 10:40 pm |
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I contacted a hitman that Surfowl was kind enough to post on surplus. After a few exchanges I asked him to chat with me. He's a sweet lad.
hi
are you ready to make the payment ? so that i can send you the tape of those who want you dead
please slow down
what is your name?
as you know i am john
i will stop to chart with you right now if you can not answer my question?
sir
i do not want to die
but please do not rush me
we must discuss this like adults
i have everything about you
tell me what you can afford so that i can withdraw my boys for not killing
i will be going offline right now...if you can not answer my question....
i know you very well
i am ready to pay
plaes
stay
am willing to bargain
what can you afford?
you know i am turkish right?
in turkey a bargain must follow the correct procedure ok
i don't have time to answer any question from you,
am not asking question. am starting formal bargain
do u not unerstand?
i understand
we must exchange names before beginning
am john
read the massage i send to you and come up with some thing reasonable
HELLO?
hi
have you never bargained with turkish?
you must follow formal bargain rules
we begin with exchange of names
i do not wish to die
but i cannot bargain other not turkish way
u understand?
can tell you my name for the now
for security reason
then give me a name with same first letter
when you are ready i will give you information on what to do.....
if you will not bargain turkish way i will die
i will keep my honor
do not make me forsake my elder ways for your foolishness
I Rogers
I john
I am Rogers Hussani
I john smythe
What is it you seek, Rogers?
cleaning is my job....a friend of yours want you dead send me your picture and address to eliminate you in six days time
please stop
you clearly do not know the turkish bargain
I will send you instruction
1)exchange names
2)exchange goals
3)exchange reasons
4)exchange why reason is better
5)exchange price once
6)ask for agreement
7)in not agreed exchange reason why
8)exchange new price
9)leave as friends
please read
then we may begin formal bargain
but when i saw you i have pity that is why i send you that massage if you can meet my requirement i will expose him to you...
did you read?
are you ready?
yes sir
I John Smythe
I am Roger Hassani
What is it you seek Rogers?
i want some thing in exchange of my information...
I wish to walk away unharmed
Why do you wish the something?
because i feel sorry to eliminate you
i wish to walk unharmed for my wife children and parents
what can you afford then?
STOP
you spoke out of turn
we must start over
you may answer the same answers
it is the ritual not to speak out
I will begin again please stay quiet until
I ask
I John smythe
I am Roger Hassani
What is it you seek rogers?
i want some thing in exchange of my information
I wish to walk away unharmed
Why do you wish the something?
because i feel sorry to eliminate you
i wish to walk unharmed for my wife children and parents
Why do you not do the service for free. Is my reason not good?
No, no service is free
am sory
much apologies
i must leave
can we do the ritual in an hour?
I must go
please be there
thank you
no
Assisin D. • 3:36 PM
are you back?
Assisin D. • 4:43 PM
i am back sir
5 are you ready
yes
please respect the rules ok?
yes sir
5)exchange price once
ok let us begin
I john Smythe
I am Roger Hassani
What is it you seek rogers
i believe we are done with this introduction why strating all over again..?
because it must be done in order with no interruptions
you understand
the turkish bargain is smart
we leave as friends
but you cause the interuptin...
and the way to do it is not to leave until we are both happy
am sorry
kk
go on
i apologize
ok we must start over
go ahead
I john smythe
kk
u spoke out
please
no unnecessary words
this is the turkish way
Ok
Shall we begin?
I john smythe
Yes
you need to state your name
we start over
I john smythe
I am Mr Roger Hassani
what is it you seek rogers?
i want some thing in exchange of my information
I wish to walk away unharmed
because i feel sorry to eliminate you
WHAT?
i didnt ask you yet
please stop this
you are disrespecting my tradition
Sorry
i would rather die then disrespect this
you are making a mockery
Let us start again
I john smythe
I am Mr Rogers Hassani
what is it you seek rogers?
i want some thing in exchange of my information
Why do you not do the service for free. Is my reason not good?
I am doings this to pay my boys that are set to eliminate you, your reason is not good enough...
We must now talk money
You may make an offer
$5,000
That offer cannot be accpeted
we disagree
Since I dont accept I will offer reason
That price is too low
My life is worth more
You may offer a new price
that price is to send you the tape of those who want you dead...
WHY/
Why do you mock me?
is it not enough that you wish to kill me?
why do you mock my ways
???????
We both know the situation
that is why we bargain
why do you mock my tradition on how to bargain
Go kill me
I thought $5,00 was too low
you insult me
Ok wait for me i will start with your love once
I will die with honor
good
bye
I will give you one more chance
what chance?
to do the ritual properly
if you agree not to speak
go ahead
except when I ask you to
then we can do this
ok?
kk
just answer the question
do not offer more information
that is the turkish way
go ahead
I john smythe
Mr Rogers Hasani
what is it you seek rogers?
i want some thing in exchange of my information
I wish to walk away unharmed
Why do you wish the something?
is my reason not enough?
I am doings this to pay my boys that are set to eliminate you, your reason is not good enough...
I accept your reason
We must now talk money
You may make an offer
$100,000USD
I do not accept your offer it is too low
my life is worth more
You may make a new offer
$300,0000,000
I do not accept your offer
I will give a reason
why?
it is not too low but too high.
I cannot afford that
I will make an offer
$250,000
do you accept?
YES
okay we must now part as friends
Are you my friend?
YES
we will be loyal to each other forever?
YES
and will never betray each other?
YES
and always save each other?
YES
and will help each other in all ways?
YES
Now we must say the brotherly vow
please repeat after me
I
I
Will
WILL
always
ALWAYS
be
BE
there
THERE
for
FOR
you
YOU
.
I
ROGERS
I
will
never
WILL
NEVER
ever
EVER
betray
BETRAY
you
YOU
ever
EVER
.
We
WE
are
ARE
brothers
BROTHERS
and
AND
will
WILL
always
ALWAYS
be
BE
there
THERE
for
FOR
each
EACH
other
OTHER
god
god
bless
BLESS
us
US
amen
AMEN
we have finished the ritual brother forever
we must now always call each other brother forever
ok brother forever?
BROTHER FOREVER
I must go now. I will contact you in about two hours to talk about the payment
ok brother forever?
BROTHER FOREVER
goodbye for now brother forever
We will talk soon
I AM WAITING BROTHER FOREVER |
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bobbybobby
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Nice waste of a lads time.  |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:21 pm |
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Absolutely brilliant!  I'm sure the lad has never had a victim insisting on paying more than his price. |
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That was hilarious. |
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What a fun modality! Love the idea of making a hitlad bargain with you. Nicely done. |
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Nice work! Reminds me of the Abbot and Costello "Who's On First?" routine. |
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Very creative modality. I can only imagine how frustrated the lad was each time you made him start from the beginning. |
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Amazing. I'm such a straight baiter because I have limited time but that is inspirational. Nice work |
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you know i am turkish right?
in turkey a bargain must follow the correct procedure |
Heh! |
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I love the formal bargaining ritual with the Turkish way of "no unnecessary words". Must have been really frustrating to the scammer, these hitmen are not the most patient sort. |
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Sweet  |
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bobbybobby
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@garnsorge I think you are having a positive effect on this lad.
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Well done! I bet the lad was beating himself upside the head! I know I would be LOL
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Great modality Garnsorge! LMAO!! Excellent waste of a lads time.
Looking forward to whatever other tricks you have up your sleeve! |
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Very well done, Garnsorge!
I loved it when the hitman kept responding to you with "Yes, sir". After all, everyone knows that courtesy is what people most look for in contract killers! |
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Superb. No deviation allowed. Frustration to 11. Love it. |
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Garnsorge
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Wow. I have to say I'm flattered that so many elite baiters responded to my post. Thank you everyone for being so positive and encouraging.
Here's to many more  |
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That’s brilliant Garnsorge  |
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Wed Apr 13, 2016 9:58 pm |
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HA! That was wonderful, Garnsorge! Excellent fraudstration.
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Super! Well done and thank you for sharing. |
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This had me in tears! |
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I sit here at work and am laughing tears at this.
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