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Mattaz
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2075
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you
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Sat Jan 09, 2016 2:34 pm |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Jan 09, 2016 4:44 pm |
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Standing ovation? There are vastly funnier baits posted here. Though I do confess I enjoyed the lad's email reading:
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I am trying to raise the balance for the gummy bear so he can submit all the needed fizzy cola bottle jelly beans to the creme egg for the peanut M&Ms process to start. Send £1,500 via a giant gummy lizard. |
Too bad he dropped the bait at that point. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Sat Jan 09, 2016 5:39 pm |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Sun Jan 10, 2016 4:22 am |
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Seems an odd topic for a Ted talk doesn't it? |
_________________ Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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Fi-Manni
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Nov 2015
Posts: 355
Location: Far away from my well-lit window
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Sun Jan 10, 2016 4:42 am |
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bware419ers wrote: |
You can tell by the title of his book, he is not here. |
I don't think any publisher would want to publish a book titled "The Art of Wasting a Scammer's Time". |
_________________ "We have assumed that you are playing games with our organization."
"you are very wicked girl"
"If I do not respond early enough you it's because I'm me angry by what you do"
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Sun Jan 10, 2016 4:55 am |
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Shiver (Blessed be his Name) had a much better book published.
And started Eater as well. |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Sun Jan 10, 2016 10:31 am |
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interesting TED-talk.
TM would have sent this guy on a safari... this is the classic start of making a lad go on journey. |
_________________ Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1123
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Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:18 am |
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Nice trollololol and if I understand it right a definition of straight baiting. Hope to see the likes of him at various ITSEC conferences. It's not only funny it's ethical to an honest jagged edge. Keep trollololololing my friend. Do think about automating the ragged sarcasm. Call it a memebot! |
_________________ All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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MANKIND
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Joined: 12 Feb 2014
Posts: 213
Location: The Story of All of Us
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Sun Jan 10, 2016 1:18 pm |
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That was pretty funny, but pretty low level baiting, no?
There are people in this thread who have had lads travel thousands of miles, waste thousands of dollars, etc. (looking at you Juan haha)
I think all the baits published by Shiver are infinitely funnier, as well. Also the baits by YeaWhatever are literally laugh out loud funny (Road to Darfur and the Skeleton Coast).
"Unimaginable Bastard Pig" could be the funniest thing I have ever read in a bait, especially considering what he did. And the absurdity of the Skeleton Coast bait where he had a lad rent a ship to recover a brief case floating in the water could be the most absurd and hilarious thing I have ever read regarding baiting.
Hell, TM and Britannicus (and Dr Mike on one or two) have safaried 4 lads just this year alone! |
_________________ Moses: Lagos - Lokoja
Lagos - SH Abuja
Lagos - Accra, Ghana:
"I hope you did not reveal our deal to the Hotel manager???
driver who supposed to pick ask feeshey question"
"when i tell my tale of traveling on pointless journeys and waste so much
so much money and time i think to myself i am explorer of Africa! but these are difficult
and painful journeys you must understand."
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Ser Davos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2014
Posts: 1354
Location: Westeros
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Sun Jan 10, 2016 4:00 pm |
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I've got a great idea. I'm going to bait using my real name, then post it along with a video of myself for all of laddom to see. What can go wrong? |
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Prosper: Lagos>Bamako>Timbuktu with the Onion smugglers, TLH, and Jojobean
Isn't being a nerd all about being passionate about something that's inconsequential? |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Sun Jan 10, 2016 4:36 pm |
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My favorite part, regarding the un-safe baiting and then publishing it? [sarcasm]We know for a fact there are no scammers in the UK.[/sarcasm] |
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"FFS." - Capone
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"I started to read it but got bored after the first couple of sentences." - SOOI
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23946
Location: Stalag Luft III
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Sun Jan 10, 2016 6:26 pm |
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It is fairly rudimentary baiting, but still funny because of the way he describes it. It could also be useful for raising awareness of what we do. Maybe we should start plugging Eater in the comments. Could be a way to recruit some talented baiters. |
_________________ x237 x44 x2 x4
x15,508
Rev Ozzy: Warri-Lome-Cotonou
Woody: Accra-Singapore
Archie x2: Lagos-Natitingou, Abuja-Niamey
John W, Rev Ozzy, Lil Richard, Zenith, Ever Bank, Robert M, Archie x2 |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Mon Jan 11, 2016 1:28 am |
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I would rate it "meh!" Hearing him tell it and watching the audience react with laughter made me feel like I was watching the same movie for the twenty fourth time. Somehow, I wasn't laughing along with them. |
_________________ ls77
x26 x3 x2
Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Mon Jan 11, 2016 1:56 am |
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I recall seeing this somewhere before on the net, I think he used the same bit (or something similar) as part of his comedy routine before this.
It's pretty average baiting, even if not a safari or something epic like that, it does seems sort of 'meh' in the cleverness category. I'm sure it's heavily edited as well considering he has time constraints. Still, I guess he was the one that made the effort to put himself out there so good for him. I do agree Big X, it seems like there have been quite a few new folks show up here on Eater in the past week or so, probably because of this. So that's a good thing. |
_________________ Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
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Tue Jan 12, 2016 1:44 pm |
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You know...... this is from an IT Security conference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsVtHqICeKE
Call it the big bag H word, that's the hell on you. How do you think IT security was formed and please don't even mention that big bad H word when I mention IT security. I will troll you staffer to member end of the days if you do that because guess what, same side of the spectrum (as covered in stickies as the people you DON'T mess with) but looking at a different part of fraud or maybe a different perspective. Thank God this is general chat and I would encourage baiters to attend TED talks or DEFCON or Black Hat or CCC or any other talks that build people and enhance their knowledge.
That said I equate this TED talk in this speech to that link and many baiters should consider it. Remember the kittens, this is the most simplistic way of describing this and guess what? Simplistic is dangerous because people are stupid. This includes your lad, feel free to work it. |
_________________ All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sat Jan 16, 2016 8:33 pm |
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Using code words for salient, lad-speak locution, was possibly the second modality I learned from here after the classic <Download Link> wheeze.
There was an early take up member, who specialised in getting lads to add more and more code words to their mails until they became virtually legible... Illegible?
Member, Eatyogreens possibly? They've long retired from the sport whoever it was.
It's always amusing when someone from the media or entertainment world discovers something that has been going on for years, and repackages it as new or somehow acceptable because they partake. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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Tim The Enchanter
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Dec 2015
Posts: 18
Location: Out to lunch
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Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:02 am |
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I'm with Big X on this one. While the guy doesn't necessarily seem like the sharpest knife in the drawer when it comes to baiting safely, he has a platform to speak from and he's raising awareness about it. I think his video, along with some safe baiting guides, might actually attract a whole army of talented baiters. He also has another video on his website, http://veitch.me/ and some upcoming events that sound like he's taking "awareness" to a whole new level. |
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"Do you accept Amex cards? My visa card was blocked..." -Th0mas
Well, here's his Amex too and his other amex |
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