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internationalchrysis
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Joined: 19 Aug 2008
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Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Tue Aug 11, 2015 6:47 am |
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So Bryan here gets back to me on Mingle2. If you remove the comma and tack the two words together you get his screen name. His profile clearly states he's from Southwark. I suspect he's from a whole different continent altogether:
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bryan, man
4 days ago
Hello how are you doing there and you look so attractive to me and I am interested in communicating with you if you don't mind
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Ditz
4 days ago
You are from Southwark? I have friends in Bromley, is that nearby?
kathrin
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bryan, man
3 days ago
Hello how are you doing there and i am so happy to read back from you,i am not from southwaek but im from united state but currently working in the uk.....where are you from?
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Ditz
5 minutes ago
Where was I born? Or where am I now?
I was born in Urolgania Germany (near Hamburg), but I have lived in Australia since 2005. I still have yet to master English despite being here for ten years.
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Early days yet, but if he bites I plan to introduce him to the Bromley contingent
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromley_Contingent |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
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x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Wed Aug 12, 2015 12:01 am |
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slimebucket gets back to me. Bolding is mine:
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bryan, man
about 8 hours ago
I am so sorry for the late respond and I am originally from united state but currently working in the uk,I am working wth ODNI and you?
Ditz
less than a minute ago
I am sorry. ODNI? Was ist das ODNI? You must tell me all about it
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I'd hadn't heard of it either. I laughed out loud in class when I looked it up!
http://www.odni.gov/index.php |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:54 am |
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Turns out my mate Bryan's a spy:
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I work with (ODNI) Office of the Director of National Intelligence,have been in the service for some many years now, working with the secret service. Sorry don't want to tell you much about that due to the security of our work but when we meet and I see you, then I can surely tell you more and all you want to know |
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Wow schatzi that sounds so exciting. you'll have to tell me all about it sometime |
Lad gets back. He's using it because he doesn't have a backstory i guess:
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oh i am so sorry i cant tell you much about my job okay but i can definitely tell you if i see you in person and tell me little about your self okay |
I decide he needs to dress like Austin Powers:
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Are you like Austin Powers? I find him so sexy! I could certainly find HIS Mojo for him grrrr.
If we meet in person, would you dress up like Austin for me? If you wore that costume Ich will dich ficken wie ein Tier! Let me assure, he's such a turn on!
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If that works, he can show me his goldmember! |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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internationalchrysis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Aug 2008
Posts: 3793
Location: Romancing the (Blood from a) stone!
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Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:51 am |
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Lad gets back to me. he wants me to use Viber. Yeah right:
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bryan, man
4 days ago
do you have viber ??
Ditz
Ditz
less than a minute ago
Viber? Was ïst das Viber?
kathrin |
Another lad is asking for yahell messenger. I am feigning ignorance there as well, despite knowing full well it's built in nowadays |
_________________ Proud "member" of "The Todger Club"!
x1 (Senegal to Gambia)
"You can go now and f*ck yourself with a donkey or horse because you really need to be f*cked by a donkey or horse"
(George Michael's brother Frank/Frannypoo)
"You are a dead meat!"
(Léon the (Not so) Professional)
(19 in total:
x2 Léon the (not so) Professional. x4 Via Swindler's list. x4 Via Will and Grace the Law Firm. x3 *Hitman, x1 Hitman: The sequel!, , x1 Haiti scam, x1 The Bimbo (via Umbongo Chambers),
x1 Rita the ETA eater, x1 Via Team Doughnut, x1 Via Prince Emaka, x4 via the Nazis) |
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