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SlapHappy
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Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:01 pm |
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/07/20/asbo_squirrels_run_wild/
German police ARREST SQUIRREL for stalking woman
Tree-rat crimewave as another furry hellraiser goes wild, wrecks pub
Discuss. |
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Mortal
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Tue Jul 21, 2015 4:31 am |
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The squirrels are revolting against their human overlords. SOOI, care the explain? |
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Big Al
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lakeside77
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Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:52 am |
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German police have detained a squirrel for stalking a woman and chasing her down the street. |
In the US they would register that squirrel as a sex offender. |
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the vampire
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Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:14 am |
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This is why SOOI is so quiet here on the board. He wasn't like this before. Someone care to give SOOI some therapy? |
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Philo Kvetch
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Tue Jul 28, 2015 12:11 pm |
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SherlockHolmie
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Thu Jul 30, 2015 1:01 am |
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(What the article missed....)
"In a statement to police, the squirrel indicated he heard the woman say she was looking for someone with a nice tail and big nuts."
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