You Look Like an Angel (NSFW Language)

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Posted: Sun May 03, 2015 1:57 am

...Oh Give me a Break or a Breaker One-Nine or Four-One-Nine:

This is how it started and well I'm assuming my Melissa got me confused with someone else. Sucks to be Her or I mean Him:

Quote:

Melissa: Noooo...how are you?
TruckerJohn:Hey there
Melissa: Am good
Melissa: How are you?
TruckerJohn:Am doing just fine now that you is here.
Melissa: Ohhh
Melissa: Really
TruckerJohn:I sue does like having my pretty Womerns here.
TruckerJohn:So what you wearing?
Melissa: just on night wear
Melissa: do you go to work today?
TruckerJohn:I was driving till bout 3 am then I brought the rig around and took me a fine siesta I did. Then I had me a small Breakfast of Eggs and Bacon and Sausage and Home Fries and Biscuits and Gravy and Pancakes and Syrup and some Fruit. Not much really.
Melissa: Oh that good
Melissa: So tell what are you looking for on here???
TruckerJohn:Well I was looking for a Gal or a Wife to settle down with I was.
Melissa: Really
TruckerJohn:Yes Ma'am!
Melissa: I am here looking for someone to start off with
having a really good trusting friendship together
that will lead into a relationship that will last
forever. I am looking someone who has a good
sense of humor and likes to have fun. Someone
who is trusting caring committed and faithful.
Someone who is passionate very affectionate
someone who will like me for what i am and love
me for who I am. What are you looking for in a
Woman?
TruckerJohn:Dang you talk better than a three dollar Laddy of the Evening you do!
TruckerJohn:Well and I was looking for a Womerns who is honest and can cooks and cleans and has a Big set of Feeders.
Melissa: What are you looking for in a relationship
TruckerJohn:Am thinking that having a Womerns who is my Filet of Sole Mate is everythings cause that is worth more than even my Truck Oscar Ruitt it is!
You give me a minute? I needs to Hang the Hog!
Melissa: That true
Melissa: 1. How many girlfriends/boyfriends have you had
before? besides my ex I had two before
2. Do you know what went wrong in your past
relationship? yes lack of trust and to many people are after sex which that is not what an after...am here looking for a man to spend the rest of my life with
3. Do you know what you want in a new partner?
TruckerJohn:Hang on i was looking for Persimmon cause I can dang near taste it.
Melissa: yes I do, someone who is very trusting committed
not going to listen to gossip from people from the
outside of our relationship. someone who is caring
has a good sense of humor. likes to have fun,
doesn't take life serious all the time. Someone who
we will always be there for each other no matter
what. someone who is passionate very
affectionate and isn't afraid to show her affection
towards someone she cares for in public. someone
who like lots of romance and is open minded,also someone who will
like me for what I am and love me for who I am.
Someone to be my best friend my lover and my
Husband
4.Do you smoke cigarettes or drink alcohol or do
drugs?

BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn:Why you buzzling me?
Okay am back! That was dang near as sassifying as well I don't needs to be telling you bout that.
Melissa: So u can't tell me that?
TruckerJohn:Well let me looks at what you is asking me cause I just got back from Watering the Tires I did.
Melissa: Whyh are you answering me like this should I leave then tomorrow?
TruckerJohn:Well Little Laddy I was just trying to but you has usurped me!
Melissa: How?
TruckerJohn:Well I was trying to be writing you some words on this word making thing but then you keeps Naggling me.
So here we goes: 1 – Not many unless you is counting Lot Lizards and maybe Flo at the Diner but she is kinda old and Greasy.
Melissa: Ohhh......but I never
Melissa: yes I do drink
sometimes, and NO I do not do any kinds of drugs
at all, I totally dislike drugs.
5. How many brothers and sisters etc. you have?
( How big is your family?)I have one brother who is older than me, I also have
both of my parents still alive...who are rich but divorced
6.How long have I been on line looking for a mate?
I have been on line for about 1 year now. I have
not dated or met anyone for real from on line yet.
I am looking for the right person who we both
want to be together. I want the next relationship I
am in to last forever.
TruckerJohn:Well I ain't got no Family and my last Gal Velma got smitten with some Fred Jones character and left with him cause he had some sort of Van and wanted to solve Mysteries or something.

I'd say we have the Devil in Disguise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3_Q96eJr1k

Posted: Sun May 03, 2015 5:09 am

Quote:

TruckerJohn: Am thinking that having a Womerns who is my Filet of Sole Mate is everythings cause that is worth more than even my Truck Oscar Ruitt it is! You give me a minute? I needs to Hang the Hog!

Simply delicious! Cool

Posted: Mon May 04, 2015 11:25 pm

No inspiration after a long day at the Salt Mines:

Quote:

Melissa: Hello
TruckerJohn:Hey there.
TruckerJohn:You there?
Melissa: Yeah
Melissa: How are you doing???
TruckerJohn:Am more better now that you is here.
Melissa: Really?
TruckerJohn:Yes Ma'am!
Melissa: Lol
Melissa: How was work today?
TruckerJohn:Well before you came along I was trying to keep my Dog Sgt. Yorkie in line and all he did was tear up a good pair of khakis.
Melissa: Really....lol
Melissa: So where are you at the moment?
TruckerJohn:Am at home here in Broken Arrow.
Melissa: Don't get that?
TruckerJohn:Am at home like at my house where I be living is all.
Melissa: You are at home...lonely
Melissa: Well am bored here
TruckerJohn:Yes Ma'am.
Melissa: Did you go to work today?
TruckerJohn:I just did a short line haul over to Yukon and back.
Melissa: Ohh how is your health
Melissa: But hope yoy make enough gain?
TruckerJohn:Am doing real well.
Melissa: Thank God
What is your goals or dreams in life?
TruckerJohn:Well I was thinking that I wanted to settle down and find me a good Womerns for Marrying.
Melissa: Is that true..????
TruckerJohn:Dang straight cause my Mama didn't raise no liars no she didn't!
Melissa: Most of you men are playful and play games...which that not what am here for
TruckerJohn:Well I only play games on Saturdays when me and some of the Boys goes Bowling.
Melissa: That not what am saying
Melissa: I mean you men are playful in relation and play a lot of games
Melissa: And am here looking for the right man to spend the rest of my life with and will love me for what I am
TruckerJohn:Well I is an Honest feller and don't take kindly to being lumped into what other fellers is doing no I don't.
Melissa: What's your interest and dislikes?
TruckerJohn:I sure does like Fishing I does love to eat cause it makes me real happy it does specially when someone is doing the cooking for me.
Melissa: Huh
TruckerJohn:Well I ain't gots no womerns so usually I go to the Truck stop for my supper cause Flo is there and she treats me right.
Flo is a big Womerns and one day she came in with one of them Belly Button danglers or so we thought but it was just a Nutter Butter wrapper.
Melissa: So what now happen
TruckerJohn:I ain't getting you?
Melissa: Don't get you....I said what are your interest and dislike
TruckerJohn:I said I like Fishing and Eating I did.

At least she is still my Angel eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWJrPzAUzAs

Posted: Tue May 05, 2015 10:44 pm

This one is taking her er I mean his Sweet Ass time going for the Money shot:

Quote:

TruckerJohn: Hey there
Melissa: How are you?
Melissa: Am good
TruckerJohn: Am doing great Darling cause you is with me now.
Melissa: Really
TruckerJohn: Yes Ma'am I looks forward to chatting you with you more than an ant likes being smeared with jam.
Melissa: Ohhh
Melissa: So how is work?
TruckerJohn: Well it is busy but I is hoping to maybe slow down and perhaps sell the Rig.
Melissa: Why?
TruckerJohn: Well I always dreamed of living the slow life without putting the hammer down and maybe I'd just like to settle down with a Little Laddy and open up a Bait Shop or maybe a Swan farm or something.
TruckerJohn: Give me a minute someone's at the door.
Melissa: Okay dear
TruckerJohn: Am back.
So how was your day my little Fuzzy Peach?
Melissa: Well am jusy bored and thinking you
Melissa: So who is at the door?
TruckerJohn: Some feller was selling brushes for just about anything you could think of brushing.
TruckerJohn: I nearly bought one for Sgt. Yorkie but decided that he doesn't really need more brushes.
Melissa: Okay
Melissa: How was your day?
TruckerJohn: Not too bad cause the roads was clear and I was in OKC before you could say Wiley Post I was.
So did you work today?
Melissa: Noo...you know am not working,where I work before they've sold it..so we are all laid off
Melissa: Jsut looking for new job
TruckerJohn: Awww am sorry to hear that I am!
Melissa: Am jsut bored all days and worried
TruckerJohn: I bets you is real popular and could gets all kinds of jobs.
Melissa: Cause it really hard before I could get money to buy foodstuff
Melissa: And am always thinking of when will I be with my soulmate to grow old together and born all the children in my womb for
TruckerJohn: That sounds special yes it does!
Melissa: And who is that?
TruckerJohn: Well I was hoping to have that womb to myself if you don't minds me surmising and speculating.
Melissa: Really
Melissa: But am just scared of you
TruckerJohn: You knows it my Buttermilk biscuit!
Why you scared of me?
Melissa: Cause I don't know how much you love me......and you how much you care about me
TruckerJohn: Awww my Bacon Bit I is really attarched to you and wants to proposition you all proper like I does.
Melissa: So are you telling me you love me?
TruckerJohn: Well I spose I am!
Melissa: Well before I can start a relationship,all I need is trust....I trust but don't know if you trust me
TruckerJohn: Hmm that is a concern I suppose so how is you figuring to gain my trust my little Crab Factory?
Melissa: Yeah
Melissa: That the most important in relationship
TruckerJohn: You is talking smarter than most people I ever met and that's the truth!
Melissa: So before I can go into relationship,we will have to build trust first
TruckerJohn: Am interested tell me more Baby Doll.
Melissa: Yeah that true
Melissa: And the trust is in you.....if you have trust in me and love me....our relationship will last long! And if that works out,you have all the children in my womb
TruckerJohn: Dang that sounds more better than anything I could ever had done said!
Melissa: So all is now in your hand
TruckerJohn: I was only scratching I was.
Melissa: Don't get that
Melissa: You mean you don't want anything with me
TruckerJohn: I didn't say that none at all I just thought you was accusing me of touching myself on the naughty bits was all.
Melissa: yeah I really want a serious relationship
Melissa: So am not here for games
TruckerJohn: You’re the one that makes me come a running.
You're the sun that makes me shine yes you are by Gawd!
Melissa: Really
TruckerJohn: When you're around I'm always laughing; I want to make you mine and that's a big Charlie Forty Roger yes it is!
Melissa: Wow....am blushed
TruckerJohn: I close my eyes and see you before me. Think I would die if you was to ignore me and that ain't right no it ain't!
Melissa: Am telling you john.....from now am loving you
Melissa: And I make sure I tell granny about this
TruckerJohn: How is yer Granny doing?
Melissa: Good
Melissa: So honey what is trust to you??
TruckerJohn: Well I ain't never thought bout that much before but I'm sposing that it would mean always telling the truth and respecting yer man and being a all round good Womerns.
Melissa: Yeah
Melissa: So tell me honey how will you treat your women?
TruckerJohn: Well I respects Womerns and makes sure they is important cause they be deserving of special treatments and all cause well they is that's why!
Melissa: Well I treat all men with utmost respect,but I will give my man full respect and always go by his rules and regulations neither I will never hit him for any reason and always make him happy and never hurt him....
TruckerJohn: I sure don't believe in hitting on no Womerns cause that is wrong yes it is!
Well I best back on outta here cause I needs to go gets me some supper.
Melissa: Ohhh what say the tim there??
Melissa: Time there
TruckerJohn: It's going on 5:30 so am hoping to get the Hot Hamburger Special down at the Diner. It comes with all the fixings and a choice of Rice Pudding or Jello.
Melissa: Okay that good
Melissa: Well wait on here till you are back
Melissa: Don't stay long my king
TruckerJohn: That's a Big 10-4. Say Hail to the King Baby!
Melissa: Do you like that?
TruckerJohn: I sure enough do!
Melissa: Okay
TruckerJohn: Well I thought you'd say it I did.
Melissa: Don't get you
TruckerJohn: Say Hail to the King Baby!
Melissa: Hail to the king my boo
TruckerJohn: More Better. I'll be back in a while Little Laddy!

Hail to the King Baby:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAqq11HYMsk

AND I did sample some Divinyls earlier but got distracted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 9:38 pm

From a day or so back:

Quote:

Melissa: Say hail to your queen
TruckerJohn: Hahaha
Melissa: Lol
Melissa: Is it funny?
TruckerJohn: It sure is Little Laddy.
Melissa: How are you?
TruckerJohn: Am great. How are you?
Melissa: Same
Melissa: Sorry honey
Melissa: For how many years have you been driving truck?
TruckerJohn: Since I was 21.
Melissa: So how old are you now?
TruckerJohn: Well I spose I just turned 38
TruckerJohn: How old are you my Apple Crumble Cake?
Melissa: 35 years now
TruckerJohn: oooo we are close in age ain't we?
Melissa: Yeah
Melissa: So honey tell me what your goals
Melissa: Car,house e.t.c
TruckerJohn: Well I own my own house and the Rig; Oscar Ruitt is mine outright as well.
Melissa: Ohh really
Melissa: Can see a pics of my husband house and truck
TruckerJohn: Yes Ma'am
TruckerJohn: Well let me look okay?
Melissa: Okay
Melissa: Waiting to accept
Melissa: That a nice truck and a house honey
Melissa: So that sorrounding will be okay for our kids to play
TruckerJohn: Well I thinks they would be just fine I'm thinking.

The picture of the 'House' I sent her was a spot near here that had no Road access or Hydro or much of anything really.

But wait there's more:

Quote:

Melissa: My love
TruckerJohn:There you is!
Melissa: How are you?
TruckerJohn:Am doing great. how be you?
Melissa: Good
Melissa: Where are you?
TruckerJohn:That sure is good to hear it is.
TruckerJohn:So what you wearing?
Melissa: Just on dress
Melissa: You?
TruckerJohn:Got me some khakis on and a tee shirt is all
Melissa: Okay....that good
Melissa: So you did not buy for me?
TruckerJohn:Sorry I ain't getting you?
Melissa: I said you don't but me some khakis...so I could put them on
TruckerJohn:I'd rather be taking them off you but I spose I best buy them first in order to be doing that.
Melissa: Okay
So how is work today honey?
TruckerJohn:Well it twert bad cause I only had a short haul into Yukon and back taking some Hog's feet to the Market.
Melissa: Ohhh.....sorry for that honey
Melissa: All gonna be well very soon okay
Melissa: Where are you??
TruckerJohn:Am at home I is.
Melissa: Hope you have eaten?
TruckerJohn:Aw I ain't yet but was thinking of ordering me a Pizza my little Gravy Boat.
Did you has your Supper?
Melissa: How wsoy
TruckerJohn:?
Melissa: Have you eaten?
TruckerJohn:Well I was gonna order something but then was worried bout you Little Laddy.
Melissa: am okay
TruckerJohn:did you has yer Supper?
Melissa: Yeah
TruckerJohn:Well what did you eats?

Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 9:10 pm

I to add the NSFW bit as I kinda lost it on the Lad. Oh well no harm done eh?

Quote:

Melissa: Hello honey
TruckerJohn: There you is!
Melissa: Yeah
Melissa: How are you?
TruckerJohn: Am great now that you is here.
TruckerJohn: Is you gonna send me a pretty picture?
Melissa: Really?
Melissa: Really okay
Melissa: Send me yours also okay
TruckerJohn: Well let me takes a look
Melissa: Okay
Melissa: How was ur weekend?
TruckerJohn: It was great cause I gots to do some Gardening and then went fishing I did.
Melissa: Ohhhh
Melissa: Well I was just watching movies and looking after granny
Melissa: Where are you at the moment honey?
TruckerJohn: What movies did ya'll watch?
Melissa: Love movie
Melissa: Titanic
TruckerJohn: Aww that Movie sure is sad but that one Womerns does has her some big boobies she does.
Melissa: Yeah...it really sad but interesting
Melissa: So honey what your plan for tomorrow?
TruckerJohn: Well I was fixing to get on the road and do a haul clear over to shakey Town I was.
Melissa: Ohhh...hope that will not be too stressful
Melissa: And honey hope you get my pics
TruckerJohn: I is a Interstate Trucker so I cans deals with most things cept for maybe those Dang Dot Fellers and the odd Smokie that is trying to bend me over the fender if you is understanding my meaning?
Melissa: Okay
Melissa: But do you get my pics?
TruckerJohn: I ain't seeing nothing here. where dids you sends them?
Melissa: Form my phone
TruckerJohn: Sure buts ain't you attarching them to this Yahoodle thing?
Melissa: Accept thgt now
Melissa: Accept it
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn: Why you Buzzling me???
Melissa: I said u should accept that
TruckerJohn: There ain't nothing to accept my little Cheese Danish.
Melissa: Don't you see what am sending now
TruckerJohn: I ain't seeing nothing here and I is looking.
Melissa: Okay
Melissa: But am sending
TruckerJohn: You is sposed to be attarching to that paper clit thingy here am sposing.
Melissa: Yeah
Melissa: That how I did it
TruckerJohn: Let me sends one and then maybe we can gets this all sorted out Little Laddy.
Melissa: Okay
Melissa: Well honey am always blush with all name you call me.....am shy
Melissa: I see that
Melissa: I have that...send me another
TruckerJohn: Well you ain't sent me nothing yet my little Curly Fry.
Melissa: I send...am serious okay let ma another
Honey am having something that is boding my mind
TruckerJohn: Well why nots spill your beans cause am good lissener my little Crab Factory.
Melissa: But honey am shy of telling you and scared
TruckerJohn: Darling you tells me cause I can handles it all but I needs to gets my Supper cause the Liver and Onions is hot and I've gots me a hankering. Tells me all and I'll sees it when I gets back in a few minutes if you is feeling me?
Melissa: But honey I will be Glad if you can understand me and help me
TruckerJohn: Am back
Melissa: How is your meal?
TruckerJohn: It was great! Just enough Gravy to sop up the biscuits
Melissa: Well honey I hope you will understand me and I will be Glad if you could assist me
TruckerJohn: My Tater Tits you ain't even asked me what you is gonna ask me.
Melissa: yeah...but I will be happy if you could understand what I want to tell you and assist
TruckerJohn: Well I ain't understanding cause you ain't been asking me nothing for sure you ain't been.
Melissa: honey what happen is that the foodstuff at home will only save us for tomorrow....and honey you know am not working,so honey pls can you help me in getting foodstuff pls!
Melissa: And you know my granny is with me pls honey
TruckerJohn: Now I is getting your meaning my little Jam Tart.
Melissa: yeah honey
Melissa: Pls can you help me pls?
TruckerJohn: So what is you figuring you be needing so you can gets some food and things for yer Granny?
Melissa: Honey,you know am not working huh
Melissa: Can you help me....I will be glad if you can
Melissa: Try to understand pls
TruckerJohn: Am understanding but you ain't done tolds me nothing and it's pissing me on it is.
Melissa: honey all am saying is...
Melissa: The foodstuff at home is finish and I need to get some
TruckerJohn: Yes Ma'am we has been through that.
Melissa: can you help me,so I can get some foodstuff to buy at the market......you know am not working
Melissa: Huh...pls
TruckerJohn: If you call me Sir then maybe we can make us an arrangement if you know what I'm saying?
Melissa: Don't get you honey
Melissa: Will you assist me my king?
TruckerJohn: How much does you need?
Melissa: Like how much can you afford honey?
TruckerJohn: Well I spose I could come up with 3 Thousand but I'd have to check to make sure before I sends it.
Melissa: Oh...so honey how is it now honey?
TruckerJohn: I ain't getting you Little Laddy.
Melissa: So honey like how much can you help me with honey?
TruckerJohn: I done tolds you already! Why ain't you lissening to yer Man???
Melissa: Don't get what you said
Melissa: pls say honey
TruckerJohn: I said I coulds probably come up with Three Thousand USD I did.
Melissa: Ohhh thanks so much honey
Melissa: Am grateful
Melissa: So honey when will you do that honey?
TruckerJohn: Well I spose I might be able to get to the Bank tomorrow my Veal Cutlet.
Melissa: ohhhh....thanks so much honey
Melissa: So how will you send it?
TruckerJohn: Well as soon as you gives me your Bankering informations I can do the rest am sposing.
Melissa: There is one of my neighbor that work at western union..and I trust her a lot..so honey can you pls send it on her info
Melissa: should I send her info?
TruckerJohn: Well that sure enough sounds proper yes it does my Cold plate with a side of Potato Salad.
[color=darkblue]Name:Willie mcnutsack.....state:Texas.....city:Houston zipcode:77090
[/color]Melissa: Do you get that honey?
TruckerJohn: I gots it but that don't looks like no Bankering account to me.
Plus this Willie Feller must has him an address am figuring.
Melissa: That her info.....you send it through western union
TruckerJohn: I done tolds you that I needs a Bankering account I did plus them Bankerers always ask me for more informations bout the person so Miss willie's Address and maybe her middle initial could be helpful if you is wanting what you is deserving.
Melissa: But that her full info honey..all you need is to send me all the details you used in sending it...so she could be able to collect it
TruckerJohn: Well what I be needing is her Bank account and such cause how cans I be sending money to her without that?
Melissa: You can when you get to western union you send with this detail I gave you and you will be given full details on that
TruckerJohn: I dones tolds you that I be needing a bankering account to sends you money to. why ain't you lissening??
Melissa: Okay
Melissa: Let me ask her
Melissa: My king
TruckerJohn: Thanks you Little Laddy.
Melissa: Okay honey
Are you there honey
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn: Am here.
Melissa: Honey she has gone to work
Melissa: But she said are you sending it now?
TruckerJohn: Well has her sends it when she can my Lover Gal and then you will get what you deserves.
Melissa: she said her you sending it now?
TruckerJohn: I done saids I was gonna tries to sends it in the morning I did but without her Bankering informations I can't be doing that can I?
Melissa: My king are you serious about this?
TruckerJohn: Am so! This is my serious face yes it is!
Melissa: Bt she said you can send it without the bank info
TruckerJohn: Well I ain't sending withouts that so I guess I can't be helping.
Melissa: Okay I will tell so to help me with that okay
Okay all you need is her banking account?
TruckerJohn: Yes Ma'am then I cans makes all of this proper like.
Melissa: Okay I will get back to you my charming king
TruckerJohn: 10-4 Little Laddy.
Melissa: Don't get that 10-4
TruckerJohn: Aww that's just some CB talk is all kinda like saying Charlie Forty Roger but a bit quicker is all.
Melissa: Okay my love
Where are you sending it through?
TruckerJohn: Hey Baby Doll what is you meaning?
Melissa: I mean wch bank do wanna send it through?
TruckerJohn: Well I deals with CitiBank I does.
Melissa: Why not try western union
TruckerJohn: I done tolds you a couple times I will sends it to a Bankering account.
Melissa: But what am trying to say is that which bank are you using?
Melissa: It si walmart,moneygram or western union
TruckerJohn: I saids am using Citibank I did by Gawd.
Melissa: But honey she said she don't have a bank account why don't you do it through western union pls my king
TruckerJohn: You must has a Bank account then? Everyone has Bank account.
Melissa: But honey western union is always inside citibank now
TruckerJohn: If you ain't gonna lissen to me then I'll be hitting the hay cause I gots to gets up early in the morning I does.
Melissa: So honey is this how to show your love to me...all because you want to help me now,you are playing games on me
TruckerJohn: Well I is bout ready to snap and lose it when I hears that Malarky!
TruckerJohn: I said I'd sends you 3,000 USD and you say that?????
Melissa: Atleast if you really wanna help me,you would have send it through western union..it will be more easier and faster...try to understand me my love
TruckerJohn: You said I was playing games and I don't play no games cept for Bowling on Saturdays but I am Pissed on now and not much will make this more better.
Melissa: So what your decision now honey?
TruckerJohn: I is going to sleeps cause you is being childish and mean too you is!
Melissa: I told you all I can and try to get....it is up to you if you really cares for me
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn: Quit Buzzling me!!!
Melissa: So honey talk to me are you not helping me again
Melissa: Let me know if you are not
TruckerJohn: I DONE SAID I WOULD SEND YOU THREE FUCKING THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS DIDN'T I????????
TruckerJohn: WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUCKING DIFFICULT HERE????
Melissa: Honey pls don't get upset with me am sorry for that.........but am just worried that why

Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 12:13 am

Wow! Nothing says "LOVE" like calling someone a "Crab Factory". Rolling Eyes

With "tater tits" no less...

Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 2:46 pm

This one is budging on the Bank account. Yeah I should (will) get one but it won't be easy:

Quote:

Melissa:Hello my king

Melissa:How are you doing over there??

TruckerJohn:Am okay just tired from driving all day.

Melissa:Ohhh sorry

Melissa:Am been thinking and am sad

Melissa:

TruckerJohn:Now why you being sad there my Little Jam Tart?

Melissa:Cause the food will finish this night and there is nothing to eat for me and granny

TruckerJohn:Awww that sure is sad yes it is!

Melissa:So can you see that...and you wanna help me,I don't know why you are not talking aboput it anymore

Melissa:And granny is also begging you here..honey my sweetheart john t boi

Melissa:Sorry honey just realise what you are saying...am so sorry honey

Melissa:Granny is saying hi to you

TruckerJohn:Tell Granny I says Hi Back and sends her a Big Hug I do.

Melissa:I did

Melissa:Okay

Melissa:But honey am having a suggestion

TruckerJohn:Well okay then Buttercup what is you suggesting?

Melissa:Well honey am think why don't you help me with the money little by little

TruckerJohn:No ma'am I won't stand for that cause you and Granny needs to gets what's coming to you.

Melissa:Yeah honey

Melissa:But I think that would be easier and less stressful for you huh

TruckerJohn:Aww my Chef's Surprise that sure is thoughtful of you but I gots me the money and I figures that I might as well spends it on some deserving people like you and Granny.

Melissa:I understand you honey

Melissa:But I don't want to stressing yourself honey

Melissa:Atleast if you can do it like that,you would be able to send it online or throught walmart,moneygram or western union...huh

TruckerJohn:Don't you be worrying your little head bout that none at all cause I know when there's a time to act and a time to think and this ain't no time to think.

Melissa:Okay honey

TruckerJohn:Hang on a second there Darling cause there's some Lot Lizards here. I wonder what they is wanting?

Melissa:But honey pls I will like you to send one thousand USD so it would be easier for you honey and so you could send it through western union

Melissa:Instead of you send the Three thousand dollars

Melissa:Huh honey try to understand

10 MINUTES LATER

TruckerJohn:Okay am back. Wow no Wonder they call them Friends of the Road cause them Gals sure is friendly I must say.

TruckerJohn:I just gotta order up some Hot Hamburg Sandriches so gives me two shakes of the Owl's tail okay there my Baker's Dozen?

Melissa:That cool

Melissa:So honey what your plans for me about the foodstuff?

Huh honey?

10 MINUTES LATER

TruckerJohn:Okay i gots my Supper as take out so I can eat while chatting with you. Ain't that great? This Truck Stop sure knows how to treat a Feller right by Gawd.

TruckerJohn:So what was you saying Little Laddy?

Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 4:28 pm

This is great stuff!

Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 11:46 pm

This Lad is Dumber than a Bag of Hammer Pants but tries all the Angles like crying, begging and um other stuff that I'd remember if I was paying attention....

Quote:

Melissa: My love
Melissa: Hello
TruckerJohn:There you is!
TruckerJohn:Where'd you get to yesterday?
Melissa: I went you get some food from my neighbor for granny
Melissa: I'm very ashamed of doing that....imagine your wife begging for food
TruckerJohn:Well don't be shamed cause I was trying to helps you my little Coffee Cake.
Melissa: Yeah I know but don't know when you wanna do that my love
TruckerJohn:I been trying but you keeps on asking me questions and getting all in a huff you does.
Melissa: Ohh sorry for that honey
Melissa: Well have looking for someone who I trust,to use her bank account...because am just trying to open one
TruckerJohn:Well I thoughts that Miss Mcnutsack was gonna help yous two I did?
Melissa: Yeah but she has no bank account and you said you can't send through western union
TruckerJohn:I just don't trust them places cause they is run by Greasy Hippies I been hearing.
Melissa: But atleast you should be able to do that all because of me your love
TruckerJohn:Aww there you goes again my Tasty Treat!
TruckerJohn:Them places ain't safe and they sure ain't insured like a proper Bank is!
Melissa: But honey that where my friend husband send money to her
Melissa: Honey pls just try that all because of your love and care for me...and I assure you it would be easy and okay
TruckerJohn:I Ain't arguing with you no more bout this cause I'm putting my foots down my Honey Glazed Ham Steak.
Melissa: But what will happen now honey,there is no way to get a bank account now,so how will you help me now about that huh?
Melissa: You are my only hope and that my only way I could get it...walmart,moneygram or western union
TruckerJohn:AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! Am I the only Fucktard taking CRAZY PILLS????
Melissa: How honey?
Melissa: Don't get
TruckerJohn:I done Fucking tolds you I wasn't gonna argue bout them places no Fucking more but you keep on nattering like a Dog that is smeared with Rich Creamery Buttter and tied to a ant Hill you does!
Melissa: So honey are you abusing me now?
Melissa: 
TruckerJohn:Why in the Heck would you be saying that now my Double Fudge Sundae?
Melissa: you really make me bad today..
Melissa: Now am crying
TruckerJohn:Don't you be crying now Little Laddy. You just needs to be lissening to yer Man and do as he is telling is all.
Melissa: I do
Melissa: Atleast I go through your command and I respect you
Melissa: So I don't know why I deserve this
Huh
TruckerJohn:You needs to open up a Bankering account or get yer Granny to open up a Bankering Account or gets a Friend to let you use theirs is all.
Melissa: Okay honey thanks
Won't you pet me.....won't you tell me sorry for hurting my feelings
TruckerJohn:How'd I hurt your Dang feelings now my Cinnamon Bun?
Melissa: Abusing me
TruckerJohn:Awww I never done abused you none at all but been me a perfect Gentlemens trying to help you and yer Granny is all.
Melissa: Okay me your wife and you mother in law
Melissa: Huh
TruckerJohn:I ain't getting you my Sweet Eskimo Pie.
Melissa: I mean do you love me?
TruckerJohn:You knows I does Baby Doll.
Melissa: Yeah
Melissa: And also do you know
Melissa: I love you more than any word can say ... I love you more than every action I take ... I'll be right here loving you till the end."
TruckerJohn:Aww that sure is sweat!
Melissa: Yeah
I love you a lot my sweet pie
Melissa: Where are you right now?
TruckerJohn:Well am just outside Vegas thinking maybe I should go into town and play some cards I am.
Melissa: Really
Melissa: Why didnot you go to work?
TruckerJohn:I done tolds you I was driving to Shakey town I did!
Melissa: How many hours today honey?
TruckerJohn:Well bout 12 but don't be telling them Dot Fellers cause I is a bit over my limit Crispy Cream.
TruckerJohn:Ain't no worries though cause I can handle the Swindle sheets all proper like.
Melissa: Okay
Hope it is not stressful
Melissa: But honey why don't you take a rest by now instead of working down the town
Melissa: Huh
TruckerJohn:Well sometimes a Feller needs to be blowing off some steam and spending some money is all.
Melissa: Yeah
Melissa: But on necessary thing honey...do you know very soon I gonna come up there to you?
TruckerJohn:Well that sure would be special it would yes indeed and great gosh almighty it would.
Melissa: Yeah
Melissa: Well honey like how much do you get paid for the 12hours drive
Melissa: Do you want children?
TruckerJohn:I gets paid by the load and it is a pilesof money once I does my delivery yes it is.
TruckerJohn:Sure I'd like to has some little Boils running around cause I knows they wouldn't be a pain in the butt with you looking after them my Strawberry filled Pop Tart.
Melissa: Yeah
Melissa: I should be preparing for motherhood then
Melissa: So honey please make sure you save money for future purposes okay
TruckerJohn:You needs to keep that womb all proper like I do agree and don't be worrying bout no Money cause I won't spends more than a Thousand tonight I promise.
Melissa: On who honey?
Melissa: So you have some ladies there you talk to
TruckerJohn:Aww I ain't knowing no one no how there but sometimes they comes and talks all sweat to a new feller so I treats them right.
Melissa: So honey you mean you talk to them
TruckerJohn:Sure I talks to peoples when they talks to me nice I does!
Melissa: And treat them right...so you cheat on me..when you no I have no one here except you honey
So that means you can marry them and forget me honey
Melissa: Huh
TruckerJohn:What in the Blue Plate Special is you going on about now?
Melissa: So you spend money on them....so very soon they will get impregnate by you..and then you forget me huh
TruckerJohn:Why is you Swanning me like this???
Melissa: I don't want you to talk to girls around there....if you know you really love me!!!
Melissa: Here I don't talk to any man since I found you......cause I know you love me and you are always there for me
TruckerJohn:Well I done tolds you I talks to them if they talks to me is all. It's nice to be nice to the nice.
Melissa: Yeah...but honey once you talk to them,they will find a way to be your wife and am afraid of loosing you cause you know I love you
Melissa: Huh
TruckerJohn:I really didn't expect this sort of Spanish Inquisition no I sure didn't by Gawd!
Melissa: So honey please watch your ways with them okay
Melissa: Huh
Melissa: Honey are you there
TruckerJohn:Am here just postumilating on what you is saying my Chicken Fried Steak.
I'd best get me to a shower and cleaned up for the Big City Little Laddy. Remember you is needing to be always look on the bright side of life yes you does for sure for sure!

Chin Up Melissa:

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"I done fucking tolds you.." Priceless! Laughing

Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 1:17 am

TruckerJohn just wasn't in the Chatting mood tonight but then again he had it rough yesterday:

Quote:

color=darkred]Melissa:hello honey
[/color]TruckerJohn:There you is Darling.
Melissa:How was your day?
TruckerJohn:Well I wasn't feeling too good cause I thinks I drank me too many Beers and Cocktails last night but I managed to drive after all.
Melissa:really
Melissa:So you later go gambling..
TruckerJohn:I did at that my Little Crumble Cake.
Melissa:So how much do you later spent
Melissa:So you went gambling while am here thinking on how to get granny food to eat cause no food..so you don't care for me
TruckerJohn:I ain't exactly sure but I must have had me some fun cause I had me a Headache and a Belly Ache and for a while I couldn't pronounce nothing with the Letter R in it.
Melissa:Huh
TruckerJohn:But I is feeling a whole lot more better now cept for a few spots where I is chafed for some reason Little Laddy.
Melissa:Are you there?
TruckerJohn:I was wondering where you gots to. Is everything okay with you and Granny?
Melissa:Noooo
Melissa:Have been thinking here on how to get food for granny
TruckerJohn:Well that sure sounds like a Condomumdrum yes it does specially if you don't does what I is asking you to do my three Cheese Omelet.
Melissa:Have been looking for people here,never see..I told you nothing but the truth...so I don't why you still do this to me....
TruckerJohn:And I don't know why you is Blaming me for trying to be a help no I don't!
Melissa:Honey if you really wanna help me you would have done that....cause I explain myself to you which you have tired but yet you keep disturbing me ny telling me to look for people don't have here
Melissa:Honey you are now becoming heartless....you are not even bothered about the condition I am....wow that make me cry
Melissa:Is this love?
TruckerJohn:Well if you keeps on like this the Honeymoon is over that's a big fer sure fer sure it is!
Melissa:: Honey you are now becoming heartless....you are not even bothered about the condition I am....wow that make me cry
Melissa:Am in bad mood now
Melissa:Am not happy
I have to go out to look for ways my granny will eat...
Melissa:And you know I have no one except you

Posted: Mon May 18, 2015 1:25 am

So last night someone said how it was impossible to get Bank Accounts from FMF sorts and I retorted by stating that I can always get at least one. Well I took three this evening from three different Yahell Lads but this Melissa Bait went weird along the way.

Enter Granny! Wait that sounds sooo wrong…

Mid Weirdness as Melissa AKA someone else needs some time to 'Himself'. Chat already in Progress:

Quote:

Granny: Or don't you love her?
TruckerJohn: Well i never met her has I?
Granny: Really
Granny: But she told a lot about you
Granny: She also told me about all the feeling she had for you
TruckerJohn: Really?
Granny: Yeah
Granny: So haven't you seen her pics
TruckerJohn: No i hasn't
Granny: Cause most time,when she is on computer I ask her what she is doing and she telling me,she is talking you her king
Granny: That YOU
Granny: Ohh really
Granny: Send her your yahoo mail so she can mail some of her pics for you okay
TruckerJohn: Am confuse
Granny: It me her granny
Granny: What that

Granny: I send her an errand outside
Granny: Will tell her to give you some pics of her when she is back
TruckerJohn: Well that sure does sound fine Granny yes it does.
Granny: Yeah
Granny: She told me lot about you
Granny: So tell me what do you like about her
Granny: And what feeling do you have for her
TruckerJohn: Well she is Honest and Funny and seems to fill the void I has in my Heart my Granny Dear.
Granny: Wow I like that
Granny: Are you sure
TruckerJohn: More sure than anything I ever done here in my hole life Granny.
Granny: Well I pray all works out good
Granny: And the way you talk I know you will never hit her neither treat her bad for any reason
TruckerJohn: Aww I never would hits no Womerns Granny.
Granny: You are welcome
Granny: Okay that good
Granny: John T Boi
Granny: She said you are from oklahoma
TruckerJohn: I am Granny and that's where I was born too!
Granny can I asks you a question?
Granny: Yeah
Granny: Go on ask
TruckerJohn: Well do you thinks me and your Grand Daughter woulds be a good couple?
TruckerJohn: And maybe you might likes to come lives with us in the United State?
Granny: Yeah....I believe
Granny: You?
TruckerJohn: Well Granny I thinks it would be just swell I do.
Granny: Yeah
I will to take care of your children
TruckerJohn: Well Granny that is much appreciated it is. Can I sees your picture so I can maybe print it and out it on the /Mantle here?
Granny: Okay
Granny: I will tell her so she can said it to your mail
Granny: Okay
Granny: Send your mail
Granny: Also I will like to see a pics of you
TruckerJohn: It can be sewnt here Granny
Granny: Okay
Granny: She will be here very soon
Granny: I will you the best
Granny: Please I hope you love her for who she is
Granny: Also she hate it when someone lie or cheat on her
Also when someone find it difficult to believe her
TruckerJohn: Well we alls hate that shit Granny but we is also a team now so I is thinking everything is going to be all right.
TruckerJohn: Sorry Granny I meant sort not Shit cause I don't like no cussing specially to no Old Womerns cause they done don’t be needing that sort of Potty Mouth no they don’t!
Granny: Yeah
Granny: Okay
Granny: Here she is
Granny: Am here honey
Granny: How are you
TruckerJohn: You is back Darling. I was just talking to your Granny and she is one fine womern and is offering to looks after our Kids here in the United state
Granny: Yeah
Granny: Hope you enjoy talking with her
TruckerJohn: I sure did at that Little Laddy.
Granny: So what have you talk with her
Granny: And I hope you love her as your mother in law
TruckerJohn: Well tht's bout it really. Your Granny is a Womern of few words I spose.
Granny: She is
Granny: Yeah

FOOK am Confuse!

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 11:17 pm

Now the Dreaded Transfer Slip Crap rears it's Ugly Head:

Quote:

Melissa:Are you there love
TruckerJohn:Hey there just got in a few minutes ago I did.
Melissa:So how is work and have you done it
Melissa:Huh honey
TruckerJohn:Well I just went there as they was closing for the day so all should be good now I is figuring.
Melissa:Pls send me the transfer slip honey,so I can get it earlier and get food for granny
TruckerJohn:Well I think it might takes a few days to gets there but I'm no Bankerer my Little Peach Bottom.
Melissa:So honey are you now playing me games huh
Melissa:Okay don't worry
TruckerJohn:Wwwhat you talking bout?
Melissa:Now I know you don't really care about me
TruckerJohn:I just done sents you Three Thousand Dollars and you is saying this to me Baby Doll?
Melissa:Have not eating for a few days and you are not worry or care about me....but if you are the one in my shoes,I will never eat also until you are okay and happy
Melissa:Baby am now happy at all
TruckerJohn:You ain't making no sense no you ain't!
Melissa:Granny has not eat since morning
Melissa:So are you telling me now that you've sent the money
TruckerJohn:I done tolds you that a couple minutes back my Potato Wedge.
Melissa:So what of the transfer slip
TruckerJohn:Well I can't say they gave me anything but it could be in the Truck I spose.
Melissa:Go to check that now honey
Melissa:So are you happy the way granny has not eat
TruckerJohn:Well it ain't that easy cause the Truck is down at the Compound locked away for the night.
TruckerJohn:Why you keeps on like that? It is Pissing me on!
Melissa:Just go to check that now baby
Melissa:Just for me and think of granny health
TruckerJohn:Most Womerns would be saying Thank you or something but nots you!
Melissa:Huh...and I promise to give you a cute pic of mine
Sorry for that...thank you my love if that true you did
TruckerJohn:Now you is doing it again! Am sore and might just step out for some Enchiladas down at Pepe's in Edmund. He rims the beer mugs with lots of salt which sure is a nice touch yes it is.
Melissa:Thank you honey
Melissa:So have you take it from the truck huh honey
Melissa:Pls try to understand me...am bordered about granny health
TruckerJohn:I'll check on it in the morning cause the truck ain't here at my house cause it's a 18 Wheeler it is and it sure don't fit in the driveway if you is catching my Charlie Forty Roger.
TruckerJohn:I am telling you for the last Fucking time that the Fucking Truck is locked up in a Fucking compound for the Fucking night.
Melissa:Okay have heard you
But you told me earlier that it will take a few days and now you said the transfer slip is in the truck
TruckerJohn:I done said it will be a few days for the transfer to complete is what I said.
Melissa:But honey the uncle said he got no alert and also he need the transfer slip for them to comfirm the money you sent
Melissa:And also you don't come on here in the morning..so how ill that happen
TruckerJohn:Lissen to me Little Laddie! I just went there before they closed a little while back so quit your Naggling and quit it now.
Melissa:Okay
Melissa:So what will happen now
Melissa:What about if you are unable to give the transfer slip tomorrow
Melissa:Huh...what should I do
TruckerJohn:I said I'd look in the morning so knock off this crap because am getting mad gradualy
Melissa:Well go to grannt and tell her
TruckerJohn:I'm going out for my Supper.

Posted: Thu May 21, 2015 2:11 am

Dang it Trucker John got called a Liar and an American Goat and well perhaps the Bait ain't quite over:

Quote:

Melissa: Honey
TruckerJohn:There you is. How is Granny?
Melissa: She on bed
Melissa: How are you
Melissa: How was your day
TruckerJohn:Well I couldn't find no dang slip and that cause me undue stress yes it did!
Melissa: So what gonna happen dear
TruckerJohn:Well I'm sposing I'll go down to the Bank and gets me one I was thinking unless you think that is a bad idea my little Glazed Doughnut with extra Sprinkles.
Melissa: what happen is just that you've not go to the bank
Melissa: To send any
TruckerJohn:?
TruckerJohn:I ain't getting you?
Melissa: Just tell me the truth....cause I won't like it and I might be mad with you,if I found out you are playing with me!
Melissa: That why I told you any amount...cause if you have send it....the alert will here already,just the slip to confirm it here but no alert....
TruckerJohn:Why you Swanning me like this my Toasted Bacon and Tomato Sandwich with plenty of Mayo?
Melissa: Honey..enough of this lies,you know I care for and love you much?so I see no reason why I deserve this lies from you
Melissa: And I had never lied to you
Melissa: I had!!!
TruckerJohn:Now why is you saying I is a lair? My Momma never raised no lairs no she didn't my Greasy little slice of Fried Bread?
Melissa: Why are you telling me you went to the bank when you didn't?
TruckerJohn:Why you saying things that you know ain't true?
Melissa: If you don't have it you let me know...and I ask you,if you will do it...you swear and promise and I gave you all my heart so now you are now playing games with me.
TruckerJohn:Now I has had just a bout enough of your less better attitude here and I ain't putting up with no more and yeah you heard me am Pissed on Seriously here yes I is!
Melissa: If you had went to bank for real...how will you not be given a slip
TruckerJohn:If you was true to me...why would yous inpersecute me?
Melissa: That why I told you earlier that are you sure you will really assist me...and I believe you,so now you are now playing games with me....just don't make me get mad with you cause I hate it when someone play games on me
Melissa: You where untruthful to me and dissapoint
Melissa: Cause I don't expext this from you
TruckerJohn:Maybe yer dang Uncle Mr. McNutsack took my dang Money but alls I knows is I sent it and that's the bottom line cause I damn well said so.
Melissa: See enough of this..you are really making me mad at you,cause of the lie..no how you will sent it and I won't get a alert and also you won't be given a slip
Melissa: So what are you now saying
TruckerJohn:Enough indeed my little Laddy with the Candy Apple Butt that tastes like Poison.
Melissa: Enough of this paly you are playing,don't make me get annoyed and mad with you!! I hate it when someone tell lies
TruckerJohn:Am beginning to think you ain't a very nice person.
Melissa: Ask granny she will tell you
TruckerJohn:At least Granny knows her manners and doesn't try to talks with men Folks likes she is a equal!
Melissa: I tell you trues and I never lie to you,also treat you well but you make me do all this cause of the lie
Melissa: And I may finally get mad with you..which means I may not talk to you anymore
Melissa: Now I see you are heartless
TruckerJohn:You mean you won't abuse me and my Charity no more? Well perhaps that ain't all bad is it my Tenderloin with all the fixings?
Melissa: Never know you are like this...if you had tell me you can't,we could have be in a nice way now...but you lied
Melissa: You are not humble
TruckerJohn:Is there a Man I can talks to cause lissening to you Crab is worth a bout two pinches of racoon crap on a dinner plate and that is two pinches shy of a good crap slinging if you is getting my meaning?
Melissa: Bloody liar
TruckerJohn:Bitch
Melissa: No more talk anymore....you didnot deserve me okay
Melissa: BYE
TruckerJohn:Douche Canoe!
Melissa: Gotta fuck!!!
Melissa: Fake man
Melissa: Stupid
TruckerJohn:Am smart than your average Fred Flintstone my little Brontosaurus steak.
Melissa: .......continue barking
TruckerJohn:Woof.
Melissa: If granny ask of you I will I can't proceed with you anymore because of your nonchalant attitude,until you change for good...or may even go on search for another caring,humble,honest and trustworthy man...not an heartless man like you
Melissa: American goat
TruckerJohn:Baah!
Melissa: Yeah!!!
Melissa: You are....am really disappointed in you...yes I am
Melissa: You make me get mad at you
TruckerJohn:You is just acting silly is all cause you is a emotional womerns is what I is figuring.
Melissa: You cause it all
Melissa: yeah you did....you liar
TruckerJohn:Am a good Man and you is just needing a nap with the other Womerns I is thinking.
Melissa: That your problem
TruckerJohn:I ain't used to dealing with Womerns and Childrens problems
Melissa: Hisses
TruckerJohn:And Snakes I spose too my little Veal Cutlet.
Melissa: Hiss
TruckerJohn:Why you speaking with Forking Tongues Little Laddy?
Melissa: Many men are here that want to take care of me...I don't talk to them because of you and now you are now letting me down
Melissa: you make me mad at you!!!
TruckerJohn:Well if you weren't acting like a Three Dollar Lot Lizard who didn't get paid then maybe you'd be more popular with the Fellers.
Melissa: Hisses
TruckerJohn:Aww Kisses to you to my Little Battery Acid Gargler.
Melissa: No.... I don't like you anymore...I hate liars..yeah I did
TruckerJohn:I know you is just having Womerns Problems and will be more better tomorrow by Gawd yes you will my Tenderflake.
Melissa: No more talk until you change okay
Melissa: Bye
TruckerJohn:I puts one a clean pair of khakis this morning I did!
Melissa: BYE
TruckerJohn:Why you keeps saying that when I knows you loves me to death my little Turnip?
Melissa: You make me mad at you
Melissa: Of you had say the truth you would have be thankful to me a lot...also granny will be happy with you and thank you
TruckerJohn:Aww turn that frown upside down and keep on the sunny Side of Life just likes I does cause it sure does makes a Feller happy yes it does!
Melissa: Do you know,I can't trust you anymore cause of your attitude
Melissa: BYE
TruckerJohn:You are acting like a Small Girl!
Melissa: If you have done what you are to do then we talk for now am upset with you!
TruckerJohn:Well I might thinks bout it if you apologizes properly I'm supposing...
Melissa: You are to apologize first
TruckerJohn:For what?
Melissa: You lied to me now
TruckerJohn:Nope I didn't lie none at all so take that back befoe Isays something i regrets!
Melissa: What
TruckerJohn:?
Melissa: So stop that lie
Melissa: You lied.....you never go to the bank
Melissa: Don't make me mad again
TruckerJohn:Now you is making me Mad by saying all these things you know ain't true.
Melissa: Okay if you now you are saying the truth then what about the transfer slip
Melissa: Huh
TruckerJohn:I one Fucking tolds you I was gonna goes to the Bank and sorts this out but if you don'ts want me to then I ain't going cause this is Pissing me on Little Laddy.
Melissa: If you what apology,than am sorry for all okay...forgive me my king
TruckerJohn:Am going to sleeps
Melissa: So when will you go to do that?
Melissa: and get the transfer slip done?
TruckerJohn:I'll talks at you tomorrow as long as you is respectful and all likes a Womerns should be!

I figured I was 'One Toke over the Line' on this one but Sadly it wasn't the case. Tomorrow is another day....

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