And then...his head exploded

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Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 11:46 pm

I've been dangling this lad for weeks "working together" to screw an old man with dementia. I just keep upping the ante on him and he's looking at a 6-figure payday already, he'll just have to wait until I can get to my attorney to move the money to my offshore account in Samoa. Since I'd need to fly to another island to do that and I can't leave the old man alone for too long, the lad has been forced to wait for his cash.

I had just told him to tell the addled old coot that Hawaii has a General Excise Tax of 4.5% (it really does) and to demand over $400,000.

And then...his head exploded and I got this:

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So how do i no that you are telling me the truth Mr. Law cause i have
made all my investigation and i have find out all what your plans are
and i bet you Mr. Law you will not get away with this!

I went to see a prophet who work for me in my scam business and he
made it clear to me that you are not wordy to be trusted and he made
it clear to me that you want to kill Mr. Carling and run away with the
money and leave me with noting, so you see i have know all your GAME
my friend and i want to let you know as an internet scammer i can
track you down in what ever place you are in the world and mind you
that i know several hospital in that Island were you are and i can
assure you that if you try to make any funny move of yours, you will
be arrested by the nearest police station don`t even try to as me why
(Partner) cause you have no right to hold my own share of this
transaction now listen to me if you don`t give me my own share of what
we have work out before i am not going to work with you anymore and i
assure you that you will not get away with this cause i have people
all over United State who can track you without any delay look i have
been in this GAME for over 13yrs now and i have dwelt with people even
more greedy than you but at the end they end up in jail so don`t even
think that you will get away with this!

HERE IS THE BIG QUESTION ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME WHAT WE HAVE WORKED
FOR OR YOU WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO GET INVOLVE IN THIS!!

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Hilarious.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 1:43 am

Quote:

I went to see a prophet who work for me in my scam business and he
made it clear to me that you are not wordy to be trusted

13 years experience in the game eh? But, he had to put lou's picture in a shrine and pay an herbalist to tell if lou was a liar?? He's a very slow learner. Laughing

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 1:46 am

Quote:

OR YOU WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO GET INVOLVE IN THIS!!

You're in trouble now. This lad can bring the entire power of the US Government to make you cooperate in his scam.

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 1:50 am

I'm still pounding away at him, I hope he didn't bolt. He was all about being my partner until he talked to his "prophet" so I hope I can get him back.

The millions in bearer bonds are going to need a home, you know.

Mr. Green

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 2:08 am

I guess by prophet he means a lad in the internet cafe was looking at his monitor again Smile

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 2:48 am

Are you laconic to be trusted?

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 2:52 am

Did Mr. Law tell the lad that he raised his concerns about the gov. getting involved with the local Sheriff and town Mayor when he had them over for dinner the other day? And that he will be sure to bring it up with the Governor (who has close ties in Washington) when they play golf next week? Just wondering.

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 11:19 pm

Evidently he's gotten over it, he sent this to our poor victim:

Hello Mr. Carling how are you doing today i hope all is going just
fine with you over there if so let God Almighty who has made all thing
possible for you be praised.

Sir it has been my pleasure working with you and i want to assure you
that we are getting closer to transfer your funds to you but after our
last meeting here we got a call from Hawaii State government telling
us that you have to pay Hawaii tax before they can allow such funds
into the country, so please we have talk to them and we have come to
conclusion that you have to pay it as soon as possible. Please Mr.
Carling if you still have any doubt about this you can still ask for
Mr. Law`s help cause i have explained everything to him.

Below is the calculation we made Mr. Carling.

Mr. Carling must pay the compulsory 4.5% State of Hawaii General
Excise Tax equal to $472,500.

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Hehehe

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:36 pm

It's finally winding down, it seems like this one has been going on forever. He missed my in Lagos and then drove 16 hour to Port Harcourt but I'd already left. Poor thing. (I don't have concrete proof to get the pith helmet, but I think he actually went. He sure is pissed and the timing is about right.)

GOMEZ ADAMS IDIOT,
YOU ARE D BIGGEST FOOL IN THIS MOTHER PLANET. TO HELL WITH U, FUCK
UR FUCKING ASS PIT. JOKER, YOU MADE KNOCK DOWN SOMEONE ON D CAUSE OF
GETTING U. UNTRUSTWORTHY GUY,U THINK THAT I CAN ENRICH U WITHOUT BEEN
GET PAID,BUT U LOOSE. WHERE THE FUCKING HELL ARE U.

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:04 am

loualsindor's lad wrote:

GOMEZ ADAMS IDIOT,
YOU ARE D BIGGEST FOOL IN THIS MOTHER PLANET. TO HELL WITH U, FUCK
UR FUCKING ASS PIT. JOKER, YOU MADE KNOCK DOWN SOMEONE ON D CAUSE OF
GETTING U. UNTRUSTWORTHY GUY,U THINK THAT I CAN ENRICH U WITHOUT BEEN
GET PAID,BUT U LOOSE. WHERE THE FUCKING HELL ARE U.

Such melodious music.... Laughing

Do you think he might be just a little upset???

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