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Posted: Mon May 04, 2015 12:45 am

...Ooga-Ooga Ooga-Chaka.

An uninspired first crack at the Raven. Yeah this one:

Well I think I got all the Lyrics:

Quote:

BUZZ!!!
Raven: Hi
TruckerJohn::Hey there
Raven: How are you doing?
TruckerJohn::Am good Daring how are you?
Raven: Xame
Raven: How is family?
TruckerJohn::I ain't got no Family
Raven: Why?
TruckerJohn::Well I was a only child and my parents is both dead
Raven: Sorry
TruckerJohn::That's okay little Laddy
Raven: Where are you located?
TruckerJohn::Am in Oklahamona United State
TruckerJohn::Where is you at?
Raven: Am rose by name from Nevada
TruckerJohn::Well it sure is nice to meet you Miss Rose!
Raven: Nice meeting you.
How old are you?
TruckerJohn::Am 37 years old
Raven: Which work are you doing over there?
TruckerJohn::I owns me a truck and do line hauls over over the State
TruckerJohn::How bout you?
Raven: Am fashion designer
TruckerJohn::Pleaase tell me more Miss Rose.
Raven: Am 30years old next week
Raven: Am rose by name from Nevada
TruckerJohn::You is a young un! I hopes I ain't too old for you assuming we hit it off that is
Raven: No
Raven: What are you looking for?
TruckerJohn::I needs to go get me some supper but will be back.
Raven: Ok
BUZZ!!!
Raven: Where did you go?
TruckerJohn::I done tolds you I was having my Supper now you is Buzzling me.
Raven: Ok
Raven: What are you now
TruckerJohn::I ain't getting you?
Raven: Really?
TruckerJohn::Yes Ma'am.
Raven: What can I can do for you
TruckerJohn::Well I's sure like to see what you looks like I spose.
Raven: Ok
Raven: Like how
TruckerJohn::Well couldn't you sends me a picture of something?
Raven: Tomorrow
TruckerJohn::Aww okay then but why?
Raven: I don't have pic yet
Raven: But I promise you tomorrow
TruckerJohn::Well that sounds fair it does.
Raven: Ok
Raven: Are you going to sent yours?
TruckerJohn::I'd have to look so maybe I can sends tomorrow too.
Raven: Ok
Raven: Dat will be nice
TruckerJohn::I can hardly wait.
Raven: Ok
Raven: Did you have kids?
TruckerJohn::No I ain't never had young uns that I know of.
BUZZ!!!
TruckerJohn::Why you Buzzling me???
Raven: Ok
But you are in relationship befor?
Raven: Am sorry
TruckerJohn::Aww I ain't ever really had a steady gal before cause I is on the road most times.
Raven: Sure
Raven: Am not inlove
TruckerJohn::Well that’s sad but maybe I cans makes you fall in love and then all will be gooder.
Raven: My battery is low chat with you later
Raven: Realy
TruckerJohn::10-4 Little Laddy!
Raven: Will have to know each other well
TruckerJohn::Am sure we will knows lots bout each other real soon I do.
Raven: Dat will be good
TruckerJohn::Yes Ma'am cause I'm hooked on a feeling.
Raven: Really?
TruckerJohn::Girl you don't realize what you've done to me.
Raven: What I done?
TruckerJohn::I'm high on believing that you're in love with me.
Raven: Just like that?
TruckerJohn::Well I is just surmising cause we don't knows each other that well but I bet you gots lips as sweet as Candy; their taste is on my mind.
Raven: Ok I hear you with everything
TruckerJohn::God a bug from you girl but I don't need a cure.
Raven: Why?
TruckerJohn::I'll stay a victim if I can be sure for sure for sure!
Raven: If I fall inlove with you what will you do for me?
TruckerJohn::Well I'd make sure you ain't never having to work no more unless you wanted to cause I've got enough money to make my Laddy real happy.
Raven: Sure?
Raven: Money is not a love
TruckerJohn::That is the truth there Darling.
Raven: What I need is right man with love
TruckerJohn::All the good love when we're all alone. Keep it up girl yeah you turn me on!
Raven: But am not here for sex
TruckerJohn::Well I ain't never mentioned that did I?
Raven: Yes
TruckerJohn::When you hold me in your arms so tight and let me know everything's all right.
Raven: I promise that
Raven: But me too
TruckerJohn::Well so does I and my Mama always made me swear and cross my heart and hope to die if I didn't keep them promises.
Raven: Promise me that you will not ask for my sex picture
TruckerJohn::Well I can't promise that at least until we knows each other more better so maybe we can just take this real slow like and sees what we likes and don't likes okay?
Raven: Ok
Raven: I will keep your promise
TruckerJohn::Cause I is a man of needs but don't likes to be getting all hot and buttered over a Gal at the same time if you is getting my meaning?
I bet you gots lips as sweet as Candy. It's taste is on my mind yes it is for sure for sure.
TruckerJohn::Girl you gots me thirsty for another cup of wine. Be back faster than a dog can lick it's own privates I will.

A special thanks to 'The Hoff' for this Gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

This is gooder and even more gooderer, TruckerJohn. Laughing

Posted: Mon May 04, 2015 4:19 pm

I agrees with MorganleFay I does.