WU trip #27...Chuks, get your running shoes on

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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:57 pm

Trip 20 - no end in sight...I really wanted him to twig 'n rant...but he's not going to.

This latest is a response to telling him I left off "1600" from my address and to just go back and add that to the pickup:

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: Check it out the informations is the problem and not address.
Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2004

Dear Father Edwin,

Thank you for your update and please you have to check the sender's
Name ok
and the 1600 is not the problem but rather, the western union here are
telling me and Marshall chinedu that you send a wrong informations to
me but
the money is their, that is why I forward the form to you so you have
to tell
the western union that the western union here said that you gave me
wrong
informations and not the address is not the problem but try and check
out the
sender's name and the receiver's name ok so that we will pick up the
money
here as well.

God bless you and please do it because of the children.

Regards.

James.

He still thinks the money is there. Rolling Eyes

Does it sound like the WU people are now fncking with him too?

One more trip for old times sake and I'm just going to burn him with some really filthy talk about horses and his mother that would make a marine blush. Maybe that will spur a rant...

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 9:03 pm

I really think you should go for 30 trips!!!

Anyways, the amazing thing is how did you get the WU to tell him the money is there? With that little tidbit you could probably get about 50 trips since he thinks the money is as good as in his hands!!!!

Or maybe the WU people recognized the address and joined your bait!

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 9:15 pm

By the sounds of it, yeah the WU folks know. They've prolly known for 12 trips now... Laughing

Well I guess it's time to take this lad driving and shove him out the door on a big wide turn...

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 9:34 pm

If the time has come and you really want to burn him, how about a big show of thanks from us all for keeping us amused for sooooooo long: we all (or as many of us who want to join in) send him emails of congratulations on his utter and total stupidity?

That should get the message across, even to this dingbat. Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 9:48 pm

Just to sum up McFlibbish's bait:

clapping

Congrats! Surely the record will stand for a long time!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Nov 2004 Posts: 38

Twenty. Amazing. Time to open the champagne.

I wonder if you could get a picture of him smiling in front of the WU office. Would make a nice framer.

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:33 pm

Tell him that he can only get the money from another city Wink

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 11:38 pm

If you can just string him along and have him go to WU on New Years Eve.

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 8:49 pm

At this rate, you could still have him wandering hopefully down to the WU office on Christmas Eve next year...

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 10:13 pm

If you're fed up with him, I'll take him off your hands. Then after a few more trips, someone else can have him if they want. We can play Pass the Mugu!

EDIT: Ok, McFlibbish has passed him onto me. Time for the lad to enter a new chapter of annoyance and wasted visits. I'll post the results as they happen.

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 1:32 am

Feel free to kill me off Charlie. I wasn't feeling so hot anyway...

I may have a 21st as I've sent him on his way earlier yesterday...

I wanted to see if a one word email was enough to get him to go.
"Go" is all it said.

I'll post it if he sends me another...

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 1:05 pm

I propose that we suggest to WU that they charge a $5 fee for checking on incoming money, redeemable if the money is there. Make the mugus' lives so much harder.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

@ McFlibbish, GO Laughing

well done on all you have done to mess him about on this thread mate, it's a classic.

@ Charlie, good luck mate, we look forward to seeing what you do to him Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 4:06 pm

Well he went for ole times sake and he's not happy...

Excellent job Charlie! I'll send an email to him from my account but from you. You've taken over all my dealings and whatnot...

Quote:

From: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"
To: "Your Bishop"
Subject: I try but no way. ( Laughing

)
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004

Dear Father Edwin,

I and marshall went back to the western union money transfer here and
they
told us that they cannot view the money and I am not happy with the way
that
we cannot receive the money here and the children are wondering because they
have never see the things we surpose to buy since and this morning I
got an
email from somebody from your church and this is what the person send
to me so read it and explain it for me.

Dear James

I am Reverend Dormocon LeCapre. I understand you have recently been in
contact with Father Edwin.

I am saddened to tell you that Father Edwin has been taken into care at
the Arkham Asylum Institute of Mental Health after he was found to have
been suffering from hallucinocentric-schizophrenic amnesia. This
illness affects short-term memory, meaning he is unable to remember
even
the simplest things. It is possible this may have caused some
confusion
in your correspondence with him.

Following Father Edwin's departure, I have been asked to act as his
replacement here at the Church. I understand you and Father Edwin were
involved in some kind of business deal, of which I know little. If you
would like to explain exactly what it was you have been doing and what
has been happening, I will be happy to assist in any way I can.

--
Reverend Father LeCapre

James.

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 4:42 pm

McFlibbish, I always suspected you were totally insane. Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 7:18 pm

There he is, guys! Father Edwin is at that computer! Quick, get the straight jackets out before he escapes! Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 8:08 pm

@jez - in Vegas, the meds were still working... Very Happy

Quote:

Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004
From: "Your Bishop"
Subject: To James, From Father LeCapre
To: "mrsritawilliams.paginasamarillas.com"

James,

I am writing to you from Father Edwin's email address,
but this is Father LeCapre.

Please read this carefully.

I have gone through some of the materials that you and
Father Edwin have exchanged. His sickness is much
worse than I first had imagined. But I want to be fair
to you.

Please respond no more to this email, Father Edwin is
in the hospital now and is deeply disturbed. Write to
me, Father LeCapre, at xxx@xxx from now
on.

I am unsure of the deal you and the poor sick Father
had going. Please tell me the nature of the donation
that was promised to you. I will need to know every
detail of all that was promised to you as well as all
the things you did for Father Edwin. This will ensure
you receive your donation as well as help Father Edwin
face up to his delusions. After you explain what is
going on, I will do my best to help you as well as
perhaps confirm what was told to you with Father
Edwin, although most of what he says now has to do
with Nike Running shoes and calling everyone an "idiot
with cement heads".

Please do this when you get this email so I can help
you help me help Father Edwin which will help you help
me help Western Union get your money.

Thank you for your understanding,
Father LeCapre

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 8:21 pm

Sounds good!

Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:56 am

If this joker demands to hear from Father Edwin (they often try to get back to the original baiter) send him a long stream of gibberish and references to Monty Python movies Mr. Green

Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 1:30 am

Great work McFlibbish bow_down

Now Charlie Fake those are big boots you have to fill, or rather big Nike Running shoes.

Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 9:38 am

If all goes well, the plan is to give him a momentary respite from all the trips - to hopefully settle his mind a bit and get him thinking 'ok, I've got this new guy. After all that crap, things will be ok now.'

Unfortunately, it won't last... Laughing

Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:58 pm

Good thing you posted Charlie...I was about ready to send this to James/Mike:

Quote:

P.S. Father Edwin said this right before the shock therapy:
"Go back to the Western Union, it's there...it's there!"

Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 9:51 pm

Heh. Pass the mugu, what a great concept Wink

It would be incredibly amusing if this guy was still going, a year from now Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Nov 2004 Posts: 38

McFlibbish wrote:

I wanted to see if a one word email was enough to get him to go. "Go" is all it said.

After all this you tell him "Go" and he actually does?! If this guy and COLE ever get next to each other, they'll form a black hole from which no intelligence can escape.

Blessings!

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:46 am

Charlie Fake, you know you've taken on this job for life don't you.

The staff at the local WU office in Nigeria probably look forwrad to this misguided Lad's visits now.

"Ah look," one will probably say, "Here's McFlibbishes Lad again".

"Oh no," says another, "Charlie Fake is working him now. Oh I do so hope they don't drop the Lad, it's such fun being international internet stars isn't it."

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