Death and speedy eyebrows - the next phase

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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 1:16 am

There'a Lad from Gambia (that's a first for me) playing the diplomatic delivery script. He was thrown off balance by Cammy's AFL contract counter-script and opened a new angle with a Syrian package. Cammy had fears, which the Lad tried to quell.

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I received your email and I understood your fear and skepticism. Indeed, I want to re-assure you that this delivery is 100% sure as death, as I have full confidence that it will mark the beginning of a life lasting relationship between you and us. Trust me success will be all yours. As I plan the deal no one will trace it and after you receive the consignment in your position I will have to apply for leave so I can come over to your country for the sharing of the fund, please do give me your direct cell number for easy communication.
And we have to speedy with this transaction to avoid eyebrow.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 1:44 am

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Indeed, I want to re-assure you that this delivery is 100% sure as death

So, is that better or worse than a "100% risky-free" transaction?

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 3:27 am

Exactly how speedy does one have to be to avoid eyebrows? 60mph? 100mph?

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:00 am

That reminds me of the "eye blow of the government" I once got from a lad.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 7:05 am

Sure as death is not weird, in my language, we have "surmkindel" which translated means just that. It means when something is as certain as a person dying at the end of his life.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:17 am

Things have stalled for now.

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How can we have a "life lasting relationship" when you threaten me like that?"

The Lad seemed puzzled:

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On this transaction, how are mine threaten you like?

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That "100% certain death"? I suppose that's your way of saying you'll get me if anything goes wrong. Well, if anything happens to me, my brother will hunt you down and kill you!

He handwaved matters:

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I am full confident that nothing will go wrong the way I plan for this deal. So do get back to me with the requested details to enbale proceed forward.

Cammy didn't take that well.

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What was the fucking point of that certain death threat if you think that nothing can go wrong? Do you really know what you're doing?

More to come?

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 3:16 pm

Beware of eyebrows. The menace of which no one dares to speak.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2949195/I-look-constantly-surprised-Blonde-student-black-eyebrows-tattooed-face-says-hates-leaving-house.html

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'I look constantly surprised': Blonde student who had black eyebrows tattooed onto her face says she now hates leaving the house

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^^^

now that would be a challenge.

imagine laddy with eyebrow tattoos.

especially if they are done in a visible non-natural color...

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:02 pm

The Lad tries to make it clear.

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Can you read my previous email properly it wasn't a threat, I said that the arrangement is sure as death means am very confident over the arrangement of delivery the consignment to our correspondent in Jakarta as we don't have a direct delivery center to your destination country.

Cammy is unrepentant.

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Well excuse me... but certain death and avoiding the Eyebrows didn't add up to a pretty picture.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:11 pm

This is why you have to be scared of eyebrows.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:52 pm

^
Stick a couple of treble hooks in & cast out - looks a good Pike lure Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:44 am

You can't catch a bass with a treble hook, can you?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:23 am

I still want to know the exact speed necessary to avoid the eyebrows. Perhaps the lad can give us an exact velocity (in mph and kph).

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:36 am

More power to your eyebrow?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:45 am

Some context...

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This is to inform you that the arrangements have been concluded in respect to direct shipment of your consignment to your country. I choose to conclude shipment to ensure it is lifted before contacting you. This process is the Airlifting of funds/consignment from one
country to another via a diplomatic means of delivery. I found out that this consignment has been lying in our correspondent office in overseas because you could not settle cost of fees for the release of your consignment fund to you.
This is why I decided to use my position as the Shipment officer in of this Organization to convey this consignment to your Country. To enable you confirm when your consignment will arrive.
I believe you will compensate me well with a good remuneration when you receive the consignment.
Note: I know the content of the trunk Box because I could see the amount you are supposed to receive. This is the major reason I decided to get involved. You must also know that this arrangement does not involve any of the people you were dealing with in the past because this consignment has been surrendered to the Government. Hence my
involvement, furthermore you will find the attached files of your consignment box here to enable you know that I have idea of your transaction.
Thank you for your understanding and I await your urgent respond or phone call 00220xxxxxxx. You can ask me any question relating to this this regards

Cammy was surprised.

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I'm sure that you've made a mistake. Our contract was with Nigeria and nothing's been surrendered to any Government.

That answer's based on references in the M00seknuckle thread about a photoshoot for the Australian Football League.

The Lad responded:

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Thanks for your prompt reply and I don't any mistake with delivery with regards to your contract of Nigeria. You will have to confirm the above under-listed requirement to enable us make a successfully delivered of your consignment fund as soon as possible.
I just received a memo from our shipping department regarding to your consignment box that was schedule to be delivery to you through our delivery department.

Cammy was stubborn (as usual)

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The payment to our account is due in ten days. The AFL told us that. Nothing was said about diplomats from another country.

The Lad was concerned.

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Can you call me for properly discussion or you give me your number The AFL or whosoever are not telling you the true so kindly give me your number for conversation.

So Cammy's boyfriend AJ made a call...

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/uZ0AN6Uzce/Untitled_04_26_PM_26_Jan_2015.html

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/YDeUNPJjce/Untitled_08_19_PM_26_Jan_2015.html

The Lad was very concerned (emphasis added).

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It was good speaking with your boyfriend, but quite unfortunate that he is not understanding that no transfer will be done they are only want to be talking money from both of you without concluding your transaction. I want to re-assure you that this delivery is 100% sure as death, real and genie apart from what you have been involve on bank transfer or whatsoever, as I have full confidence that this delivery will mark the beginning of a life lasting relationship between you and us. Trust me success will be all yours. Honestly, there is not risk attached to it. Please find attached file of the video clip which of your fund wanting to lodge the fund in the trunk box. The number which you give we try several times to call you to link on conference call but is not in use.
I want to let you know we did not have approved delivery immunity to Australia, less I would have used my position to move the consignment to you in Australia. The truth is that the diplomatic company does not have a corresponding delivery center in your country.

And so it went on...

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 4:35 am

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real and genie

Does that mean if you rub the trunk box, a genie will appear and grant you three wishes?

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Jan 2014 Posts: 112

Do not use the wishes. The Robin Williams type genie is the exception, not the rule.

Genies are NOT your friend!!!

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:32 pm

I called back as Alek-Jaye and slapped him for saying that Cammy was not serious, brought in some RL complications with his Djakarta plan, and took the opportunity to remind him that he'd messed up before.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/MnH8CH0gce/Untitled_08_32_PM_14_Feb_2015.html

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:30 pm

As directed, the Lad wrote to Cammy.

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Why I think so is because you where unable to give me your direct phone number. I just speak with your man now and explain to him in details on how we can proceed with this deal, I will have to meet with a lawyer to make a change of ownership document on your name to proof that you are the next of kin to the mention fund, so kindly give me your number as to enable call you after discussion with the lawyer on the process of the document.

He then decided that he'd waited long enough for payment.

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So far so good, I learn from the High Court that we need to get a lawyer to represent you, although I were made to understand that the official cost for obtaining a proof of ownership document is US$1,500.00, However, I had meeting with the lawyer for the court order and he made me to understand that you need to pay US$1, 280.00 dollars, although from the information I gathered from the high court, the official cost for procuring the proof of ownership document is US$1,500. In total we need to pay the attorney US$2,780.00 dollars to enable him proceed to the high court to get the proof of ownership document in your beneficiary name.
The lawyer explained to me that, he needs to make a legal tender, and this will require him to swear an affidavit of oath in your
beneficiary name, which will require payment for stamp duty and value added tax (VAT). Therefore, obtaining a proof of ownership document, including court order will attract a payment of US$2,780.00
Please go ahead and send this official required fee of US$2,780.00 through western union money and the lawyer stated that this payment should go direct to the court register before they can issue the document.
Thank you for your understanding and I await your urgent respond.

He deserved a double slap for those!

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You have our phone number, but somehow you can't call it. Then you have the nerve to say that I'm not serious! And AJ said that you should apologise to me; so where's the apology?

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The lawyer said this, explained that, stated the other - really? He never told us anything, and he should tell us these things if he expects us to pay. You are not his messenger boy!

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