Bend it like Beckley (NSFW)

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Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:17 pm

So very very Sad:

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hello
my love, try and please me if you truly love, am supose to be with you
today but you did not sort things out.
john I already tell you to send me $1,700 via western union.
I cant wait to be with you and I need to sort some things out very
quickly if you send me the money. I too want to be with you forever
but today am not happy cos am very broke.
send me the money to my details ok.

I somehow feel partially responsible.

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:41 pm

I haven't been updating this one as its the same old send me money am broke stuff over and over again. You'd think after Fourteen or so Months Becks would get the idea. Oh well:

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hello
john, if you are very serious in sending me money, you have my info..
so go and send it via western union or money gram ok.
that would be more fast and easy than that account of a thing.
cos am tired of sending account to you without you responding,send the
money if you are helping ok.
thanks, Beckley

John wants his Baby Doll with him so he opened up a new account at a different Bank:

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Aww Little Laddy,

You know hows I feels about them places! Using my new Bank account will be way more better and more safer and more quicker I can guarantee that for sure I can!

Don’t you worry bout that Michelle Womern either cause she is just a Bitch and a Good one at that she is. We’ll be dealing with her shortly when you comes here cause we is a team and were meant to be together like Eggs and Bacon and Biscuits and extra Gravy for dipping.

Love,

John

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:41 pm

Becks just won't give up:

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hello
baby, if you no you are serious, just try and send me some money
first, via money gram ok. cos I dont have or run bank account here,
but if you send me some, I would be able to get my own account were by
you can send me enough money to finance my trip to you ok.

No Bank Account? I somehow feel partially responsible.

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Baby Doll,

You know I'm serious bout you so stop saying that! See Darling I
don't trust them places and don't want us to lose any more Money so if
you can get a friend to give you an account I'll have you here before
you can say Chicken Fried Steak with a side of coleslaw for sure you
will.

Love,

John

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:11 pm

And still Becks persists:

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hello
baby I have already told you, we cant loose any money again dont be
afraid and trust me .since you would send the money on my name and my
info , I would be able to catch it easily without no strees, thats why
I even told you to send me some money now via western or money gram so
that I can also open my own account here, john be considerate and try
to understand me now ok, dont worry we are safe, just send the money
there and give me the mtcn to go catch it at the bank. I love you

Blah blah blah...

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Aww Little Laddy,

I sure knows you is smart and sometimes almost as smart as a man and
all but don't tell no one I said that cause it might cause problems
down the black top if you know what I'm saying? See you knows I hate
using them places cause they ain't safe and the more better way is my
way okay? We needs to be teeming up here Honey Bun and not be fussing
bout no poultry details and all cause that ain't right; no it ain't!

I figured Darling if you was to lissen to me we could be together more
quicker and then you and I could settle down and maybe open up a Bait
shop or a Swan Farm I was thinking. Please Baby I needs your support
on this cause if you can't play a support be one.

Love,

John

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:09 am

Becks just keeps on coming:

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hello.

honey, why cant you just try and listen to my own opinion too, I mean just for this once, and you said you love me right? send me money to open my own account thats all am requesting for now ok, immediately I get my own account, I would be able to forward my bank details and you can just transfer the money and send or mail me with the payslip ok hope to hear from you john and stop delaying me here just because you fail to understand me once. am sick and tired of were I am my love...

please try and do something very fast

Best be Fast eh Becks?

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My Lover Gal,

I been telling you and you needs to lissen cause when you tries to think like a Man you ain’t being smart like a Man is and them there places that you is talking bout ain't safe. A more better way is for you to get a Friend (Maybe a Man) to lend you an account so that I can sends you what you deserves all at once. By Gawd I knows what you is deserving my Crab Factory.

Love,

John

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:52 pm

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I been telling you and you needs to lissen cause when you tries to think like a Man you ain’t being smart like a Man is

Take this as your punishment for those words.

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 7:03 pm

^What sort of Evil is this????

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my love,
do you promise me if I get you the account you would send me all the
money I needed? and would you sent me the payment details, I mean the
teller in which you use in making the transfer to me immediately?
because without you sending all the payment info and a scan teller, I
wont be able to claim the money, since the account does not belong to
me.
I love you and promise to get you an account but first assure me of
all I asked you in this mail.

Another account? John had best reassure his Becks:

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Hey the Little Laddy,

I do sure enough promise to be sending you everything you is deserving
and right away quick too! Now you is starting to act real smart like I
thought you might be able to even if you is just a Womern.

Love,

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:00 pm

So no new account yet but Becks is still Hinting at it:

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hello
my love, I missed you very much too and I fill like been with you now...
how much are you going to send to me all together my love? because the
account should be ready before the week end or runs out.. hope you
would send me much john? and what are your plans for me when I get to
you? please your respond means alot to me...I hope to hear from you my
love...
kiss ....
John,

AND

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I cannot survive without your love. I feel suffocated when you are not
around me. I love you so much. In your love, I think of nothing but
love ♥....
when are we going to be together forever?
I love you.
Beckly

AND

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If you asked me to wait for you, I'd wait until death. Because death
in hope is better than a death with a broken heart. Be mine forever
sweetheart because I promise to love you forever.
I love you john.
kiss

John had best reply eh?

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Aww my Darling,

Them is sure special words they is! You is a fine Womern and I do
like that bout waiting yes I do!

Love,

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:43 pm

Good Old Becks came through at long last:

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hello
my love, here is the account number.
Beneficiary BANK ~ STERLING BANK PLC
BENEFiCIARY ADDRESS ~ NIGERIA
BENEFICIARY ACCOUNT NUMBER ~ xxx
SWIFTCODE ~ BKTRUS33
BENEFICIARY NAME ~ MR MUGU.
.
can I no how much you want to send?
and send me the payslip or bank teller issue to you as a receipt in the bank.
thanks my love, I hope to hear from you
Beckley

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john
hope you have seen the account details i sent to you my love?
I need you like the desert needs rain. Like the breathless need air,
like the flowers need sunshine. I need you from the first chapter of
my love story to the last and I want to hold your hand, laugh at your
jokes, walk by your side, snuggle on the couch, look into your eyes,
talk about whatever and kiss your lips every single day and Even
though we are far apart you will always be in my little heart.
to let you no that My love for you is like a mirror. You can break it
into pieces but when you look closely, you’re still in it.
I love you and I hope to hear from you my love.
beckley

Becks has given me all kinds of Schlocky Ammo for the Valentine's Thread.

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 12:18 pm

After the last account was sent John went silent. I'm looking for a really good Rant from Becks but it hasn't happened yet:

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john
I hate what your doing, you requested for an account and i sent it to
you but you did not do anything on it and neither did you respond, I
dont like your attitude towards me and it shows your unseriousness
about the way you handle things about me.

I'm sure I can think of something Rant inducing in a day or two...

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