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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:36 am

Ever since my character was told the deal was over (Inerhitance maybe) has been spamming a lad (says he/she's a woman but I have reason to doubt it) with countless one line emails, links, copy pasted from other lads etc. Every time Laddy begs for my character to stop sending the emails, and every time receives a few dozen emails in response. Here's my Favourite recent exchange:

Lad:

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please please please live me alone.

Me:

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Thanks for your recent email. Glad to hear from you! Do you know much about Napoleon?

I followed up with 9 emails over the course of the day of huge copy pasted from wikipedia about the French Revolution before I get this:

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i cant read so many emails please live me alone. why do you keep sending so many when you know I said no more? how can you do this to me? stop stop stop.

I respond:

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Good Day!

Thanks so much for your email. I read it with joy and the contents are well understood.

What do you think about this?

-insert disguised link to a certain notorious porn video of two girls and a cup-

An hour goes by when I receive:

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for god sake no! I never can even believe what you sent me! why why why why god my god I beg you in the name please please please live me be in peace.

So, I guess he's not a fan of feces porn - that is, until he sent me this:

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listen the video you sent me before where did you find it?

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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:38 am

Now that is some funny feces. The lad line not the other feces. Perhaps he needs others to say, "Hey, I hear you like to discuss random things. What's your take on..."

Edited a word. Damn phone.

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:46 am

I had a character named Valentino. He was gay. He used to send Turd gigantic jpegs of gay sex, which would basically fill his yahoo email. I am sure he had w great time explaining it to the people next to him. He pretended he didn't like it and asked Valentino to stop, but Valentino knew he was just playing coy.

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:00 am

Happy lad wrote:

why why why why god my god I beg you in the name please please please live me be in peace.

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:57 am

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why do you keep sending so many when you know I said no more?

So is your lad trying to say that he doesn't *like* receiving unsolicited emails?!? Maybe you need to explain to him what "irony" is...

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:21 am

Reading about your lad begging you to stop emailing him gave me a very good laugh.

Clearly he wants you to email him all day, every day, for the next year. Make sure you grant his wish. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:26 pm

Big X is spot on. Lads always lie--so you can be sure he truly wants you to send him much more interesting content.

I imagine that there are videos out there that make the infamous girls' video seem like a nursery school primer on how to share nicely.

Sorry. I can't point any out to you. I've managed never to see the video in question or others of the sort. But I HAVE seen some of the "reaction" videos; and I will be very happy if I manage to avoid them for the remainder of my already mature life. Even with safe search on, I have little doubt any search for such things would not end well for my eyes, my stomach or my sanity.

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:43 pm

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any search for such things would not end well for my eyes, my stomach or my sanity.

Or the health of your hard drive.

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:11 pm

Just a gentle reminder folks.

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... We also do not discuss zoy, links to certain well-known excessively disgusting images (which will remain unnamed here), or any other things like this, regardless whether you feel the lads may deserve to be subjected to those types of images.

I have a pet that has been on the line for the last two years that has been pestering me for intimate photos since before Christmas. I have been acting coy but since I believe that he is trying to get something that he can use against me I may send him something but it won't be disgusting.

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 7:14 pm

^^^ My apologies!

I had forgotten that specific rule.

On that note, I won't be sharing any further specifics regarding the emails he continues to receive.

The bait has slightly switched. While he continues to beg for an end to the emails, he/she has reverted to the "call me immediately," phase from a few weeks ago. My k9 has received several wonderful messages asking for an end to the emails and a call back. I was surprised but the voice in the message sounded like an actual woman, but I am still suspicious due to previous interactions.

Most recent email received:

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please can you answer your phone I am calling the number xxx but only it is always on voice message. you don't need to keep sending the emails I dont want them. so please stop sending so many my box is full and they run all over me (?). I dont need so many bad pictures!!!!!!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:01 pm

Sounds like your lad deserves all the attention that you can muster; its just the discussion here that can be upsetting. Lots of members check the forums during their lunch break.

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

Or the health of your hard drive.

After months of nagging by an Adobe product to update some program I did yesterday. Not only did the installation fail, it installed an antivirus program I did not want. After I uninstalled the AV, my computer would not boot.

I had to go into my BIOS and configure the C drive as the boot disk.

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:33 pm

Connie L. Gus wrote:

Just a gentle reminder folks.

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... We also do not discuss zoy, links to certain well-known excessively disgusting images (which will remain unnamed here), or any other things like this, regardless whether you feel the lads may deserve to be subjected to those types of images.

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Yikes! I had utterly forgotten this. My apologies.

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