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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:55 am |
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I've asked that question many times of many Lads, especially orphans, and the answers are rarely convincing to a world-weary cynic like Mal...
* They got it from a reverend father or missionary. But Mal is an atheist.
* They got it from lists of beneficiaries posted at a refugee camp.
* "I got your contact from a Ghana woman who told me ,she got your contact here in Ghana while she was working at the International Airport as a cleaner ,that you have helped alot of Liberian and Sudan refugees who are based in Ghana and other countries settle in your country".
* "I SAW YOU CONTACT THROUGH THE US CITIZEN BENEFICIARY DIARY FILE AT THE KOTOKA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT IN GHANA"
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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The Monsignor
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Mon Sep 15, 2014 3:21 pm |
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"You gave it to me!" |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:01 pm |
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I usually doesn't stress this question very much so the lads often get away with a simple "I got your file on my desk".
At one point i had the lad contact me through a female victim personae that saw my file on a board at the Interpol office. I then slapped the officer/handler for giving my contact details out to strangers. The woman wanted my fictitious money to the point that she threatened to contact the Swedish Royal family if i didn't give her the cash. |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
Globe of Gluttony
CBC Documentary Safari |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:32 pm |
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Since most of my lads contact me via dating sites, the real question is:
"Why on EARTH would you find a combination of three meth addicts' mug shots morphed into one... attractive???"
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x 322 x1517 John James x67
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:55 pm |
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I would love to see an example of this (don't ask). |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
Globe of Gluttony
CBC Documentary Safari |
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ticuhe
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Nov 2009
Posts: 46
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Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:47 am |
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I usually ask this question too. I've seen the classic "email lotto"
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Your e-mail contact was selected through the computer ballot system |
The "internet directory" explanation
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once your email is registered in internet and some website like hushmail, Afro introduction etc, you should not wonder where someone get your email. You suppose to understand that your e-mail is not invissible in internet because you are registered. I got your email from www.hushmail.com and Afro introduction website |
And occasionally there's Divine Intervention!
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I got your contact and and few other ones, but after praying and fasting for some days for God almighty to provide a trustworthy person to assist me and my younger brother, it happens that you are the chosen one. |
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"The Board of Directors of this bank hereby brings to your notice that you are MAD,madness runs in your blood." - Bank of Africa
"You are doing wire transfer from another account that is not belong to you and you make the bank to close my bank account."
"you are a bastard...Second you are a fool and also a goat ...and even a cow....You think i am your meat? .." |
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Bathsheba
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 Jul 2014
Posts: 32
Location: The possibilities are endless.
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Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:55 pm |
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I just had a pyramid scheme keep it short, sweet and to the point:
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we got your contact in the net |
I've also had people say that their reverend gave my info to them as they knew I was a good, God-fearing individual, I've had people claim to find my info from dating sites (I don't go on dating sites...yet) and I had people who said they looked me up in the US directory, which is a bit difficult as the US directory does not include email addresses for fictional individuals. |
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"Hello i just saw the slip, but i told you that your IMF fee was 100 usd why did you went to send them 250 usd in the name of God this people are scam and they have taken away your money now." -Fidelity Loan, keeping it classy and professional.
"my friend i do not no you are so wicked and am here thinking you are the God have sent to me .Thank you for your disappointment" -The lady who's been swiftly dying of Leukemia in the hospital for about 2 months now who just needs my bank info so she can send me money to help the motherless babes. |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:39 am |
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Funny how some of these threads will make me read lad's emails more carefully. I just received this in a catcher account:
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"Although, you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well I will say that my mind convince me that you may be the true person to help me."
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Well... I'm convinced!
ETA got yet another one that made me lol:
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All participants were selected randomly from 'World Wide Web' site through Microsoft computer ballot system (MCBS) and extracted from over 100,000 individuals and companies. |
I shall report this 'World Wide Web' site immediately to the sitekillers forum & have it taken down... |
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x 322 x1517 John James x67
Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K |
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