Wherefore Art Thou TJ?(NSFW)

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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:34 am

This one has been going on for a few days. Standard American woman who fled to Africa because of er...well I can't remember but I think there were Evil Relatives and an Inheritance and a Well Meaning Church Official and such but I could be wrong. Oh Well....

Quote:

juliet Hello where have you been
TJ: Hey there. I drive quite a bit so sometimes I can't check in often but I'm home now Honey.
juliet Where have you been since
TJ: Well I was driving dang near to Dallas I was.
juliet Oh ok babe
Just been missing you my dear
TJ: Aww that's Sweat! I sure do like that you don't finds me too ugly.
juliet You are not ugly babe
TJ: But you is so Beautiful is all!
juliet Thanks babe
TJ: Well thanks you for being her for me cause it means a whole bunch it does.
juliet What are you doing now
TJ: Just sitting on the Couch is all watching some TV.
juliet Ok
TJ: How bout you?
juliet Are you there alone
Laying down chatting with you
TJ: I likes that.
Sgt. Yorkie is with me is all.
juliet Ok
Is that your friend
TJ: Well yeah I spose but he's my Dog and Companion on the road.
juliet Ok
TJ: I'll send you a picture if you wants?
juliet Ok
TJ: He sure is a cute little Feller.
juliet I want you to know that I am actually looking for long lasting relationship with a decent man, someone honest, caring, romantic, loyal, intelligent, passionate ,loving and confident...who has focus and knows what he wants. Most of all i care for happiness and a bit of adventure in my life
TJ: Well that sure sounds nice.
juliet Wow so nice
TJ: What's nice Darling?
juliet The picture you send to me
TJ: Oh you mean Sgt. Yorkie? Yeah he sure is a looker ain't he?
juliet I want a man who i know i can have faith and completely trust with all my heart,because to make a standard relationship it must really be based on trust, loyalty, caring, mind sharing and understanding because love and trust are one big family
TJ: You speak nicer than any one I has ever met you does.
juliet What are you really seeking for in a woman to be your wife and what are you seeking for on here babe
TJ: Well I was looking to settle down and maybe sell the Truck and open up a Business I was figuring and has some Kids too.
juliet Yea that nice
All am after is serious relationship that gonna lead to marriage
TJ: Well then maybe we is on the same page then ain't we?
juliet I want you to know that i am a sincere, honest, caring, kind, friendly very easy to get along with. I am social, romantic, passionate, smart, intelligent, cool headed,adaptive,have a big heart. And i do believe in the truth and honesty as God is first in my life
TJ: I ain't much of a Church goer cept for Weddings and Funerals I spose.
juliet I don't understand you ?
juliet Are you busy ?
TJ: Well I don't go to Church much is what am saying.
juliet Ok
I believe when am there with you will gonna go together
I know the kind of woman i am and the way i treat others.I really do care alot about others who care for me, because i am a very caring and passionate woman and my heart is so blessed and lovely
juliet I believe in devoting my time, my life, my heart, my body and my soul to my loved one and make him real happy,because he's my joy and happiness, and i always do look forward to that day i will get to meet my dream man
TJ: Your words make me feel all special like.
juliet And i know when my dream man gets to meet me he will be so happy to get along with the kind of woman i am
TJ: Tell me more.
juliet Please can you tell me all the qualities that you are seeking for in your dream woman to be your wife, may be i have the qualities out of all my life personalities that i listed for you?
TJ: Well I do likes Womerns who is obedient and can cook real good cause I gets hungry and such but never really thought much about it before really.
juliet Well I wish will make it to each other ! In term of food aspect , am gonna cook delicious meal for you any time you want it babe ! Secondly am gonna be there for you and to take good care of you
TJ: That sure does sound good to me it does!
uliet: I will really like to know more about you and your motives because my intentions is to get to know you,and really do know the kind of person you are, and hopefully meet in person, because its one of my policy to share honest and sincerity with open mind together, because i hate games and pranks and am not here for kinda things
TJ: Well I ain't playing no games so I ain't understanding you at all no I ain't!
juliet I love to be sincere about my words as i don't have any hiding agendas. Because i hate to make people feel bad.I really do believe that every one should at least be given a great chance to smile and share there feelings to each other
TJ: Ditto Darling.
juliet I like listening to music and i like swimming,camping,shopping,reading,and even dance too, because music is really part of my life and i can't do without listening to music in a day. And my kind of music is Gospel R$B with Country and Opera
TJ: Am really into Country and Opera too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yu1KUV_sxY

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:04 pm

I've decided to Screw this one over slow but tonight he went for the Money Shot but also got confused in his Chat sessions so I was able to Derail the request for a day or two:

Quote:

Juliet Hi
TJ: Hi
Juliet How are you doing
TJ: Well I'm a bit tired but other than that I'm doing okay. How are you?
Juliet Am not doing gud
TJ: What's wrong Honey?
Juliet Something bothering me babe
TJ: ?
Juliet It about my internet babe
TJ: It seems to be working just fine it does.
Juliet My internet gonna expire soon babe
TJ: Now whys that Honey Peach?
Juliet That is what bothering me , because I can't afford the fund to renew it
Juliet That mean will gonna stop chatting babe
And that what bothering me
TJ: I ain't getting you there Darling.
Juliet I don't understand what you mean babe
TJ: Well why don't you just renew it?
Juliet I don't have fund to do that babe
TJ: You done told me you was rich didn't you?
Juliet Am not rich !
I told you what bring me down here babe
Juliet Oga how far
TJ: What?
Juliet Yea I told you that my late father family want to eliminate me all because of the property babe
TJ: What did you mean before?
Juliet Make a mistake
TJ: Okay but what's that mean?
Juliet So that is what bothering me
TJ: Sure sure but what did you say? I'm confused.
Juliet What are you doing there babe
Are you gonna assist me to renew the internet bills
TJ: Before we talks of that can you at least answer my question?
Juliet I said I make a mistake
TJ: Kinda strange mistake though and I was just wondering is all.
Juliet Just a mistake ok
TJ: Well okay then. Give me a minute? I gotta grab me another Beer.
Juliet Ok babe
Juliet Are u still there
TJ: Just getting back I said I'd be a minute and all.
Juliet Ok
Honey I need to sleep ok
TJ: Oh okay. We can talk tomorrow then. Hope you have a good sleep!

Running off the Rails on a Piles Train:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR2RVaXKQiE

Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:01 pm

Oh man, that was quite an error!

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:36 am

This 'Thing' keeps getting odder:

Quote:

juliet: How are you doing babe
TJ: Am good how are you?
juliet: Am cool babe
TJ: That sure is nice.
juliet: Ok babe
How have been work and your day babe
TJ: I drove a bunch and had no problems so all is good.
juliet: Good to hear
TJ: So what you doing Honey?
juliet: Laying down here chatting with you babe
TJ: I sure do likes that.
juliet: Ok babe
Have you eat ?
TJ: Not yet Darling but soon I'm thinking.
juliet: Thinking of what ?
TJ: Thinking bout ordering a Pizza.
juliet: Ok babe
At where ! Madonna
TJ: I ain't getting you there Darling?
juliet: Honey what about the internet fees I ask you babe
TJ: What is you talking bout with this Madonna thing?
juliet: Just ask maybe you are going there to order for dinner there
TJ: Am confused.
juliet: Confused about what ?
TJ: Well you done said something bout At where! Madonna or something.
juliet: Forget that !
Are you telling me , you have not hear about madonna
TJ: Well I wants to know what you is saying to me is all.
You mean that Old Singer who wears Underwears on the outside?
juliet: What about the internet fees I ask you babe ?
TJ: We can talks bout that in a minute okay?
I'm asking you what you is talking bout is all.
juliet: Tell me ! You have not had about madonna before ?
TJ: Well I'm not so sure can you tell me more cause my memory sometimes ain't so good.
juliet: Madonna is a place to eat
Eatery
TJ: Oh. Well I don't think we has one of those here in Broken Arrow.
juliet: Ok
juliet: Can will talk about the internet bills now
TJ: Well I spose.
juliet: Are you gonna help me with that or not ?
TJ: Well I guess I can but how much is you needing?
juliet: It 150$
TJ: Well that seems like an awful lot for interests it does.
juliet: I don't understand you babe ?
TJ: Well that seems like a lot of money for Interents is all.
juliet: I no you can do that all alone ! How much are you gonna afford ?
TJ: Honey I gots me piles of money but I was just asking you a question is all.
juliet: Ok
juliet: So when should I be expecting from you babe ?
TJ: Well I was saying that seems like a lot for some Internests is all.
juliet: That is the amount babe
TJ: Well how long is that for Darling?
juliet: A month babe
TJ: That is Robbery I'm telling you but I'm sure I can help you.
juliet: Are you gonna help or not ?
TJ: I just done said I would. Now you is Naggling me?
juliet: It ok babe
What are you doing there my love
TJ: I'm just sitting on the Couch watching some Wrassling.
juliet: Ok babe
Should I send you my info on how you can get the money to me babe ?
TJ: Well that would work but you got any sexy pictures for me? I gots needs.
juliet: Name juliet mugu ! Country Nigeria ! State Osun ! City ILesa ! Zip Code 23406
TJ: Well sure I can sends that there but what about what I was asking for?
juliet: I don't have
TJ: Well I was hoping you'd be taking them just for me and all I was.
juliet: Am gonna get you ok ! I told you I don't have camera ok
And you no it sexy picture so it need privacy
TJ: Well okay then.
juliet: So when should be expecting my love
TJ: I ain't getting you?
juliet: I said when should I be expecting the money , just to renew the internet my dear
TJ: Oh. I thought you was sending me some pictures I did.
juliet: I said am gonna get you ok
You no that I don't have camera
TJ: Oh. Well I guess I can send that Tomorrow if you likes that then?
juliet: Ok I will be expecting
Thanks for the assistance babe
TJ: Aww I like doing nice things for nice people I does.
juliet: Ok babe
TJ: Sweat Dreams!
juliet: Ok you want to sleep babe
Just falling at sleep over here too babe
TJ: Well my Pizza will be here soon then I'm gonna hit the Sack I'm figuring.
juliet: Ok babe
I need to sleep babe

Sadly I had a Song going through my head during that Crap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=notKtAgfwDA

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:11 am

Methinks someone isn't all that good at multitasking. Madonna!

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 1:33 am

This one kinda got a bit of Tunnel Vision tonight:

Quote:

juliet: Hi
TJ: Hey there.
TJ: I'm doing good Juliet. I'm on the road can we talk in maybe a half hour?
juliet: Ok dear
Have u send the money you promise to send today
TJ: I'm just about to Darling. Talk soon okay?
juliet: Ok dear
TJ: Hey Honey (AN HOUR LATER).
juliet: You back
How are you doing babe
TJ: I'm great now. Home for the Weekend!
juliet: Ok dear
Wish am there with you my dear
TJ: Just cracked my first of many Beers I did.
juliet: To spend the wonderful weekend together babe
TJ: That sure would be nice. I even have a spare Bedroom here.
juliet: Ok babe
I hope soon with our passion
TJ: Our Passion?
juliet: Yes
TJ: I'm not sure I understand your meaning.
juliet: To join hands together to make this come to reality babe
Have you send the money ?
TJ: I did just a few minutes ago my Dear.
juliet: What of the detail babe ?
TJ: I made it $400 so you could buy yourself something nice I did.
juliet: Thanks dear
What of the detail babe ?
TJ: What you mean by detail?
juliet: Mtch number
TJ: What's that you're saying?
juliet: I mean the detail that I will to get the money here ?
TJ: Oh I see what you are saying. Or at least I thinks I do. (I LOGGED OFF FOR A BIT)
juliet: I don't think you send any money
TJ: What you saying?
juliet: Because they will give you all necessary formation
So I can use to get the money here
TJ: You gave me the information Honey.
juliet: Eg ! Control number ! Question and answer
TJ: I didn't write any of that on the Envelop.
juliet: Snap the copy that you use to send it
And send it to me
TJ: Copy of what Darling?
juliet: The copy of the western union paper that you use to send it
TJ: I didn't send it to no Wester Union, I mailed you a check like you asked me to. $400 too!
juliet: I send you should send it through western union
That what I said ok
TJ: You gave me your address to send it to you did.
juliet: Wish address
TJ: The one you done gave me yesterday.
juliet: Yea to send through western union babe
Go and get the money back and resend it through western union ok
TJ: I can't get the money back I put it in the mailbox like you asked me to.
juliet: Stop the fucking trick ok
I don't ask you to put any money to mail box
I can see that you don't send any money
TJ: Why you Cussing?
juliet: Why are you lying to me
TJ: Now hold on there a second Little Laddy. My Mama didn't raise no Liars no she didn't.
Now you take that back.
juliet: Bull shit
TJ: What's come over you? You is sounding like a Hydrophoby Skunk who is tied to an Anthill and covered in Rich Creamery Butter you is!
juliet: Why are you lying to me
I dislike a liar
TJ: I done told you to quit saying that! Now tell me what you is going on about.
TJ: Well if you ain't gonna apologize then maybe I should be on my way then.
juliet: Apologize
I can't
Because you lie to me
TJ: There you go again saying that! You sure ain't no obedient Womerns like you should be no you ain't!
juliet: Why do you act to me that way
TJ: I ain't getting you?
juliet: Tell me what I do to deserve that big lie
TJ: Now you is making me angry you is!
juliet: Simple I don't have money ! it better than to lie ok
Angry
You better start getting angry ok
TJ: You don't know what Angry is Little Laddy! You said that you wanted me to send you some Fucking Money so I sent you some Fucking Money! What the Fuck don't you understand?
juliet: How will I get the money over here
And what some info to get it here
TJ: When the Check comes you can cash the Fucking thing for Fucks sakes my Fried Bologna Sammich!
juliet: Sorry I can't get it ok
Go back if your truly send it
Collect the money and send it through western union ok
TJ: You said Sorry so that's a start.
juliet: Are you really sure of what you are saying ?
TJ: I sure am!
juliet: Go back and get your money back ok
So you can send it through western union
I told you yesterday that you should send it through western union
TJ: You said send it so I did!
juliet: I said through western union
Just forget this and what the next solution
TJ: Well i sure don't recall that no I don't!
juliet: I don't understand you babe ?
What the next solution ?
TJ: what next solution? Cashing the Check makes sense to me!
juliet: I can't get the money here ok
I will only get the money here by western union ok
Or through money gram
Or ria
TJ: But I done sent you a check. It is good my Darling.
juliet: The money will wast if you truly send it
But the best option is to get your money back ok
TJ: What do you mean if I truly sent it?
Are you trying to Piss Me On?
juliet: Am doubting you ok
I don't sure
I believe you are just lying to me
TJ: If that's what you believe then why don't you go and play a Game of Hide and Go Fuck yourself then?
juliet: Bull shit
TJ: I was going to give you Showers of Gold but you are too Fucking Greedy and Stupid to understand that my Little Onion Ring.
juliet: What a mess
Why don't you tell me the truth
TJ: Why don't you Apologize like a good Little Girl?
juliet: So sorry
TJ: Call me Sir!
juliet: Sorry sir
TJ: More Better!
juliet: Are you going to send the money now ?
TJ: I will cancel the Check when the Bank opens I will.
juliet: Ok
Send it through western union ok
Name Juliet Mark ! Country Nigeria ! State Osun ! City ILesa ! Zip code 23406
When should I be expecting
TJ: Well I'm still kinda Pissed on bout all of this and the Bank ain't open now so what you think I should be doing?
juliet: When are they gonna open babe ?
TJ: Well I don't know this Bankering stuff. Maybe tomorrow I'm sposing.
juliet: Ok babe
It will be better tomorrow
I will be expecting ok
TJ: It will be more better right?
juliet: Yea babe
TJ: So are you gonna treat me better now?
juliet: So sorry
Ok
TJ: Sorry what?
juliet: Forget it ok
It happen at time
TJ: Just be nice to me and I'll be nice to you.
juliet: Ok
TJ: Don't you want Golden Showers?
juliet: Ok
TJ: Would that be more better?
juliet: Ok
TJ: Is that all you can say?
juliet: Just falling at sleep
Am tired ok
TJ: Well then maybe I should let you gets your Beauty Sleeps then.
juliet: Yea
TJ: Well then I'm gonna drink some Beers and say Good Night then.
juliet: Ok
TJ: Ok what?
juliet: Wanna sleep

Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 12:05 am

Earlier today I was asked by a newer member of Eater why/how I able to chat with Lads like I do and I really couldn’t give much of an answer until the Old Light Bulb Came on. Essentially I use these as a Venting tool as I can say or do anything I want while leaving those I care for alone. Today I was offended by someone close to me and instead of telling that person that I was only trying to help and/or to Fuck Off I dropped it. Then my Laddy Love came on line…

Quote:

juliet: How are you doing babe
TJ: I'm okay though I'm still kinda sore at you and all.
juliet: Just been thinking of you my dear
TJ: Thinking bout what you said to me?
juliet: What babe ?
TJ: You called me all kinda of bad things you did and I didn't like it one bit no I didn't.
juliet: So sorry
So have you make the payment
TJ: Well the Bank wasn't open today so I couldn't do that but we is talking bout something else now.
juliet: Western union is everyday babe
TJ: I said we is talking bout something else!
juliet: I told you what I need the fund for babe
TJ: If you ain't gonna lissen then maybe I'll just go on my way then.
juliet: Why this
Or you don't have truth love for me
I can't force you on me ok
If you wish to go ! You free ok
But all am here for is for serious relationship
TJ: Well then why you being all abusive like then?
juliet: And I hate someone that lie
TJ: See you is accusing me again and that ain't proper no it ain't!
juliet: Yea is not proper
But why do you lie to me as well
Why don't you faithful
TJ: I never fucking lied to you!
juliet: You lie , by saying you send the money
TJ: I mailed you a Fuck Check like you said so quit calling me a Liar for Fuck Sakes!
juliet: I don't said you should mail me a check
I said you should send it to me through western union
Ok
TJ: I don't give a Fuck what you said or didn't say but if you keep calling me a Liar you will be Fucking Sorry!
juliet: It forget that ok
Talk something else
juliet: Are you busy there ?
TJ: No I'm just sitting on the Couch watching some TV is all.
juliet: So tv is important than me
TJ: The TV doesn't call me a liar or swear at me no it doesn't!
juliet: Pls am very sorry ok
It not my fault
Let forget this ok
You really no I love you so much babe
TJ: Well I try to but then you start all over again so what the Fuck can I do bout it?
juliet: Just let forget it babe
You really no I love you babe
TJ: Well I don't think you ever done told me that before.
juliet: I did babe
But it happen at time in a relationship
Just let forget that ok
juliet: Let talk something else ok
TJ: Sure.
juliet: Do you really love me ?
TJ: I'm not so sure right now. I done thought I did.
juliet: Are you still angry
So sorry ok
But I want you to be honest with me ok
TJ: Am always honest cause that's how my Mama raised me for Fuck Sakes.
juliet: Ok babe
TJ: So are you going to quit saying that shit to me?
juliet: Sorry
TJ: I asked you a question.
juliet: What ?
juliet: Hello
What question
TJ: Look above for Fuck Sakes.
juliet: Just forget this babe
Why are you talking back babe
TJ: ?
juliet: Are you there ?
TJ: Am here.
juliet: What do you really want from me babe
TJ: I was looking for a Good Womerns to settle down with I was.
juliet: Same here babe
And I believe will meant for each other babe
TJ: Then maybe you should be acting like that instead of being all mean like a Polecat who ain't been allowed to get away from its Pole and all.
juliet: Lol
Am here for someone serious that is ready for serious relationship that will lead to marriage
TJ: Well then maybe you should be acting more appropriately then.
juliet: Honey all I want is you babe
And to understand each other babe
TJ: I got you Babe!
juliet: And will really need trust ! Understanding and loyalty to make this come to reality babe
TJ: I ain't never had no problem with that until you started Cussing and calling me a liar. No I didn't!
juliet: I said am so sorry babe
Don't talk about this again babe
TJ: I won't but if you ever say that Shit to me ever again I'll not be so nice. You Understand my Meaning?
juliet: I promise not to do that to you again babe
TJ: More better.
juliet: Ok babe
That is a promise
TJ: A more better promise?
juliet: Do you love me now ?
TJ: Well I’m getting there but I'll love you more if you tell me that you Love me More Better than anyone else.
juliet: Yea babe
TJ: Then say it.
juliet: I love you and you are the only one in my hear
And I believe you not gonna hurt me as my ex did
I love you more better babe
TJ: I likes that I do!
juliet: Ok babe I got you

No I Got You Babe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BERd61bDY7k

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 12:36 am

Must have gotten Weekend Lad:

Quote:

juliet: Helloi
How are you doing babe
TJ: Am good but was missing you.
juliet: Ok babe
Same over here babe
TJ: So what you wearing?
juliet: Cloth
TJ: Well then tell me more.
juliet: What to tell you babe ?
TJ: I was looking to hear what you was wearing was all.
juliet: Just putting on night wear babe
TJ: I sure do like that. Tell me more.
juliet: Noting to tell you again ok
TJ: Hmmm
juliet: Yea
What about the money you want to send to me
TJ: Well you needs to sends me your Bank account is all.
juliet: You don't even remember about this anymore
TJ: ?
juliet: Name juliet mugu ! Country Nigeria ! State osun ! City Ilesa ! Zip code 12345
Send it through western union or money gram ok
When are you gonna send it
TJ: Aww Honey Bun I can't use them places cause I wants you to gets your money all safe like.
juliet: that is the only way the money can get to me ok
TJ: Darling I'll send it to your Bank account I will.
juliet: That is the only way to send it ok
TJ: Well I ain't using them places cause they ain't safe.
juliet: It is safe ok
Just send it through that place ok
TJ: I'm gonna make sure you gets what you deserve.
juliet: Ok babe
When should I be expecting from you babe
TJ: When you gives me your Bank Account Honey Pie.
juliet: I don't have bank acct ok
I told you what bring me down here honey
And that is the only way I can get the money here if you really wanna send it to me ok
juliet: I think you are not ready to send me money
I send that is the only way to get it here babe !
Tr TJ: I done already tolds you I ain't using them places.
juliet: Hold your money
TJ: ?
juliet: I can see that you are playing me over here
TJ: Makes me feel stupid for offering to help it does.
juliet: Because the way you sound
And I don't have the believe that you wanna help
Because I told you how to get it
But you refuse to send it to me there ?
juliet: That is the only way ok
TJ: Then I spose you ain't getting nothing from me then.
juliet: Well it ok
If you really care about me the way you promise that you love me
You will never do this to me But I no the kind of person you are now ! That you don't even have care for me
TJ: You is being childish.
juliet: No is the way you act to me ! I don't expect that
TJ: Well you should if you is acting like a little girl who needs a spanking.
juliet: Just let forget that ok
You own your money and I can't decide for you what to use it for
TJ: Well if don't need it then we can talk bout something else can't we?
juliet: I really do but you are not ready to assist me
TJ: Yes I am.
Now quit that.
juliet: What
TJ: Quit acting like a Little Child I said.
juliet: Am not ok
TJ: Yes you is!
juliet: Just forget it ok
TJ: Sounds good Darling.
juliet: Do you really love me babe ?
TJ: Well I thought I did until you got all sideways I did.
juliet: Ok babe
All I want is you babe
TJ: I sure do likes that I do.
juliet: I will always make you happy babe
TJ: Really?
juliet: Yea babe
TJ: Tell me how.
juliet: A lot babe
TJ: ?
juliet: Ontill will be together

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:41 am

For some reason I couldn't get out of the Blocks this evening. Perhaps it was due to that Wake up Call I received this Morning? Nah it must be the Lad's Fault:

Quote:

juliet: How are you doing babe
TJ: Am tired.
juliet: Oh sorry babe
TJ: How are you Honey Bun?
juliet: Cool babe
juliet: Ok babe
TJ: So what you wearing?
juliet: What do you want me to tell you ok
TJ: I just thought you might be more specific is all.
juliet: What I don't understand you
TJ: Are you wearing a bra?
juliet: No
Top with jean
TJ: What color?
juliet: Brown top and blue jean
TJ: I like that.
TJ: Gotta step out for a minute.
juliet: Ok babe
TJ: I'm back.
juliet: Where are you from
TJ: ?
juliet: ?
TJ: You mean where do I live?
juliet: No
Where do you go ?
TJ: Oh. I went to the store to get so milk is all.
juliet: You don't even send me the fund I ask you again
Why are you treating me this way
TJ: What the Heck you talking bout?
juliet: And you have it
TJ: Have what?
juliet: Money to send me
TJ: Well I got lots of money I do.
juliet: I want you to go now to the bank and send me the money I ask you babe
TJ: Well ain't you demanding and all?
juliet: Are you gonna do that now babe
Should I send you my lnfo
TJ: Sure why not.
juliet: Name juliet mugu ! Country Nigeria ! State osun ! City ILesa ! Zip code 23406
Are you gonna send It today babe
TJ: That sure don't look like no Bank Account to me.
juliet: It through western union or money gram babe
TJ: Them places is run by Greasy Hippies and I ain't using them.

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 1:50 am

Jeeze what a Tool:

Quote:

juliet: How are you doing john
Long time babe
TJ: Am well been wondering where you got to.
juliet: Am here
TJ: I sure do likes that I do.
juliet: What ?
TJ: I likes that you are here is all.
juliet: Ok babe
TJ: So what you wearing Baby Doll?
juliet: That all you always ask
Do you think that all am here for
TJ: What you meaning Honey Bun?
juliet: Pls stop asking me that silly question ok
Am not here for such
TJ: Well it ain't silly I don't thinks.
juliet: You are not my husband
TJ: Well I knows that.
juliet: Because I don't think you have true love for me
And that is very bad
I lend a fund to renew this connection am using
But you refuse to refund the fund back to me and the owner is disturbing me and I did this all because of you
Is that how to care ?
You don't no
Because if you really no , you must pity me
TJ: I ain't getting your meaning Baby Cakes.
juliet: If you really love me
All I need is to return the money to the owner
TJ: Well okay then.

juliet: What next ?
TJ: What you mean my Little Jam Tart?
juliet: Are you gonna assist me to return the money back or not
TJ: Well I think I might be able to help so sure Darling.
juliet: You just kidding
TJ: Why you saying that?
juliet: Because you are not gonna send it through the only way I can get the fund here
TJ: Well how bout I send it to that person that lent you the money then?
juliet: Just send it to me ok
TJ: Well send me your Bankering informations and I will my Little Laddy.
juliet: Name juliet mugu ! Country Nigeria ! State osun ! City ILesa ! Zip code 23406
TJ: That ain't no Bankering account my Love.
juliet: Through western union ok
What do you mean
TJ: I done told you that I ain't using them places.
juliet: Just do it for my sake
If you really have true love for me
Because that is the only way that I can have the money here dear
TJ: Aww Honey Twirl I wants you to get the money all safe like is all.
juliet: I will ok
TJ: I gots me a lot of money and wants to help you but if you ain't lissening then there ain't muchly I can be doing.
juliet: I don't understand you ok
If you want to help me do it ok
That is the only way to get the money here ok
TJ: Well I will send you money but only the way I has been telling you my Grilled Snapper.
juliet: I don't no what to do again ok
Because that is the only way to get the money over here babe
TJ: That Womerns that lent you the money could help I'm sposing.
juliet: She don't have ok
Send receive money from western as well
Maybe are should give you the info as well ok
TJ: This ain't making no sense to me at all no it isn't.
juliet: If you said so ok
That mean you don't wanna assist me
TJ: I said I would help so quit that Naggling!
juliet: I said that you are kidding the other time
I no this will happen
TJ: I ain't getting you my Peach Cobbler.
juliet: I don't get you right ok ?
TJ: Well i guess that makes two of us then.
juliet: Make what ?
TJ: Two of us that don't know what in the Blue Heck you is talking bout is what I is saying.
juliet: That is the only way ok
TJ: Well then I spose you'll has to find somebody else to helps you then.
juliet: If you said so
I knew that you just kidding me
TJ: Aww I ain't kidding that's a for sure for sure but you is being all stubborn and all.
juliet: Not stubborn ok
But that is the only way to have the money here ok
TJ: Well I does Beg to differ.
juliet: And can you tell me why you don't want to send me money true here
TJ: Cause them places ain't safe.
juliet: I swear it save ok
Just send it if you have to true love for me
And ready to assist me
TJ: If you ain't gonna lissen Tender Flake then I ain't gonna niether no how.
juliet: Pls if you really trust me and have true love for me babe
I swear it very save babe
Believe me babe
TJ: I ain't beliebing nothing cause you won't even tells me what you is wearing now you is naggling me like some sort of Queen of the Harpies and that ain't right.
juliet: Just putting on night wear ok
Will just need to be serious ok
TJ: Am serious my Kinder Surprise.
juliet: All am after is serious relationship babe
That all I want babe
TJ: Well that's why I is talking with you ain't it?
juliet: Do you really love me and how much do you really want from me ?
TJ: Of course I love you Little Laddy.
juliet: Ok babe
TJ: And I ain't asking you for nothing.
juliet: And are you going to send me the money through western union babe
And when should I be expecting from you babe
TJ: Since you ain't never gonna lissen like a Womern should be lissening then how bout when Captain Kangaroo saves the Flaming Fucking Blue Angels from Doctor Colossus' Evil Ass Fucking Machine?
juliet: I don't get you
Is that what am asking you ?
TJ: You is Naggling and it is making me sore is all.
juliet: I don't get you ok
I told you that you just here for fun ?
TJ: I swears you is Dumber than a Bag of Hammer Pants.
juliet: What ever
I don't always get you ok
Am tired of chatting with some fake people
Who just here for fun oinly
TJ: You don't understand Amurican?
juliet: Only
Maybe you can find you type ok
TJ: I thinks I'm typing just fine I is thinking my Baby Back Ribs.
juliet: I really love you but you don't have true love for me
TJ: Why you saying that honey Mustard?
juliet: Because the way you react to me
TJ: Gotta Hang the Hog back in a minute.
juliet: And am tired of all this
Ok
TJ: That feels better it does.
juliet: What
TJ: Well I was getting desperate.
juliet: Why
TJ: Cause I could dang near taste it is why!
juliet: Taste what ?
TJ: I was needing to Pee like a Horse in a Race and I done tolds you that.
juliet: Ok
TJ: Sometimes I'm thinking you fell onto the Tulip Truck one too many times.
juliet: Fell in
I don't still get u right ok
TJ: Not getting you Baby Clam.
juliet: You don't love me
TJ: Why you keep saying that my Sponge Cake?
juliet: Because I knew this ok
TJ: Splain?
juliet: It better will put end to this than wasting up our time ok
TJ: I still ain't getting your meaning Dolly Face.
juliet: Just put end to this ok
Because you don't love me
And am tired with you ! Because noting will came out of this
YoIt will be better you remove me from your list oku don't love me
TJ: Well I ain't gots me no list my Apple Dumpling cept for shopping I spose.

Here's your Crown your Majesty:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXxmgo2ICI0

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 12:14 am

I just wasn't in the mood for the Lad's Crap tonight:

Quote:

TJ: Hey there.
juliet: Hi
TJ: How are you my Darling?
juliet: Not gud
You really no the reason ok
TJ: ?
juliet: ?
TJ: Well I just don't understand is all.
juliet: I told you that I need to return the money I lend
You put me all to this
TJ: I ain't never put it to you Baby Cakes.
juliet: Because you said are should lend it that you gonna return it
TJ: Well I don't recall that but I will sends you money Honey Pie.
juliet: Then send it
If you ready to help me
TJ: Well not if you is gonna be like that I won't.
juliet: What ?
TJ: Well you is being rude ain't you?
juliet: Not rude babe
I told you that is the only way to get the money here
That all am saying ok
TJ: You ain't be nice to me is you?
juliet: Try to understand me if you really ready to help me ok
How do you want me to nice to you babe
TJ: How bout you understand me and ask me how my day was or maybe say something nice to me for once?
juliet: Have been doing that babe
But is not my fault this days babe ! The owner of the money is really worry me about this babe
TJ: I ain't never noticed.
juliet: Don't be offend ok
That is the reason am asking you babe
TJ: That is all you is asking and it is Pissing me On!
juliet: It not my fault babe
The owner of the money is disturbing me babe
Believe me honey
TJ: That ain't what I'm getting at my Tender Flake.
juliet: So how are will gonna sort this out babe
Just to be able to have time with you darling
TJ: I ain't talking bout that cause you ain't gonna lissen no how.
juliet: Have already told you how to get it here babe
But I don't no why you don't want to send it that way ?
TJ: I said I ain't talking bout that!
juliet: Why
But you said you wanna help me out John
TJ: Yeah I did but if you don't even be nice to me then I ain't gonna ever no how no way!
juliet: Pls for not be nice to you dear
It not my fault ! It just how the owner of the money treat me here babe
You really no this is not how will started babe
THIRTY MINUTES LATER
juliet: Are you busy there?
TJ: Nope.
juliet: Why don't you reply me
TJ: Cause you is Naggling me and not lissening.
juliet: Am listing to you babe
TJ: Well you needs to treats me more respectful you does.
juliet: Yea babe
I understand the way you really feel babe
And I want you to no that I love you babe
TJ: Then show me.
juliet: How do you want me babe
And remember tomorrow I need to return the money I lend to the owner ok
TJ: See now you is saying that again. Never Fucking Mind.
juliet: Yea babe ! It not my fault
Is just how the owner is treating me babe
That why
TJ: I don't give a Flying Fuck at the Moment Love.
juliet: What do you mean honey
TJ: I said I ain't talking bout that and you ain't Fucking Lissening!!!
juliet: It forget that for now babe
And am sure you gonna help me in paying back babe

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:01 am

This Scammer is Pissing me on so I decided to go for an old routine that has served me well in the past:

Quote:

juliet: Hi
TJ: There you are.
juliet: How are you doing
TJ: I'm goood but thisKxboard is Scerwwing up!
juliet: Oh
How was your day babe
TJ: Itt wass Busy but I'm HomerSexual. Hows yuuudoin??
juliet: Cook babe
Cool
Just lonely my dear
TJ: Aww that ain't Tittyfuk this thing is possesed right my Love.
juliet: I don't understand you babe
TJ: Sory my composter is acting likes its got Asshole Tourettes and mispeeling shits and giggles
juliet: K
TJ: How are yu FerFucksakes?
juliet: I don't get you ok
TJ: Sorry I'll unsuck Buffoons!!!! I mean Baboons no Badoo is aww shit!
Sex. GGGGGGG Got it. Ahhhh That's better.
juliet: What do you mean
TJ: Idone tolds you my Computer was acting up and all my Lover Gal.
juliet: K
TJ: So howyou dong? I mean Doing.
juliet: Cool
TJ: thats sure nicersets to hear my douchess
666Dutchess, i mean Dutch Cheese
juliet: Ok dear
TJ: Goob to here my Lover Sponge Head!
juliet: Do you love me
TJ: Aww you nose I does Little Ladddy
juliet: How could you prove that to me babe
TJ: Wel I could Fuckgaduck...shit hang on
TJ: GGWHOREDSC-ASSCAKEEUHAVEAIDSDWS. I thinks I got it the B wankings sucking no Stuck Fuck! Am sorry butt big hairy butt this is pissing me on! Goldenly too!
juliet: Ok babe
TJ: So wat yu Wearing to Comb crablicers? Am intewrewsted!
juliet: What
TJ: Wel was asking whats cloth yu hads on that Perty Bodine iss all.
juliet: Just putting on night garment
TJ: I think it's clear Baby Cakes
Tellme moore Roger me moore
juliet: What again ?
TJ: Wants to sees picturesof Aww shit its hapopening again Hairy Nipples and such
juliet: Picture of what ?
TJ: Yu of curse
juliet: Send me ur mail
TJ: [email protected]
TJ: Yu aboot?
juliet: Have send it ok
juliet: Just be patient ok
What do you mean babe
TJ: Wel okay my Honey Bucket
juliet: Ok babe
Tell me how much do you really want me there with you babe
TJ: Well a wholeBradybunchofincest for shitsakes!!!!
Stoopidly Keyboard still piseing me more beterly on!!a
juliet: Ok
TJ: Welyu is just a tiny tuna taco of a thing you needs a Cheeseburger Slut!@
TJ: Well you is a little thing
juliet: Little what ?
TJ: Yu is a Little Girlyman
TJ: Cuz its ture it is fukin hairydonut head shittz too okay?
juliet: Ok
I need to sleep ok
TJ: Wet DreamsArsehole!!!!
juliet: Ok babE
TJ: Luv yer big SkankyArse Shitts its doin agin! Fuckin Lobe needs removing methinks!

Yes Juliet you do need a Cheeseburger:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LJf9fYM8-s

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:55 am

I am now going to have that voice in my head whenever I read this bait! Laughing

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