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godbobdog
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Jun 2013
Posts: 274
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Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:05 pm |
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Or at least someone who is fluent lawyerspeak.
It is a long story, and I'll tell it if there is any demand for it. Basically, a flunky from my bank embezzled some money instead of wiring it to the lad like he was supposed to. The bank is happy to just terminate his employment and wash their hands of the guy, but the lad wants him jailed ASAP. (He has a good reason for this, but it is part of the long story.)
Anyway, the lad is threatening legal action, so I could use someone to play a member of the bank's legal team. (I'm already playing 5 characters in this bait and my creative resources are getting drained.)
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:01 am |
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I'm game if you still need someone. |
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godbobdog
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Jun 2013
Posts: 274
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Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:17 pm |
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Excellent. That put some fresh air into a stale dying bait! |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:20 pm |
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Jayhawk - Be sure to use the legalterms "obfuscate", "eleogabulous" and "sultes es" (you are stupid, in Latin) |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:46 pm |
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Hey Bruin, who's the imaginary lawyer here?
Of course there will be lots of legal mumbo jumbo. Right now the lawyer is working hard on a case pro boner so I won't have time for the lad to fool around and drag his feet. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:41 pm |
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I see you recieved your x-mas gift in spite of being cursed. |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:49 pm |
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^^^ Yeah, I think the wizard that put a death curse on me for Christmas was a fraud. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:23 am |
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Don't forget "obfuscation", "pro se" and "fishical year" -- is it possible to "meditate" this dust-up?
Fake lawyer? I'm happy to help. |
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godbobdog
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Jun 2013
Posts: 274
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Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:04 pm |
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Dammit, Jayhawk. I wanted a lawyer to help smooth things over between me and the lad. Now he's throwing curses at me.
I should publish this bait when it is over. It's turning crazy now. |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:32 pm |
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This lad is a keeper. I think I may have baited him before. Godbob, now he is telling me that you are a homosexual. He wants to know when I am going to have you arrested. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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godbobdog
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Jun 2013
Posts: 274
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Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:23 pm |
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He's one to talk. I just do the pitching. He's doing all the catching. |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:25 pm |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:06 pm |
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Well, he just told me that Jones has admitted to him that Jones will be sending the money he stole to the terrorist group A1-Bundy, and I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that I told him we didn't have enough to arrest the thief Jones, and without terrorist ties to A1-Bundy Jones would go free, and the lad would not get any consulting fee. I'm sure that had nothing at all to do with it.
Homeland Security does not take stuff like terrorist ties lightly. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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godbobdog
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Jun 2013
Posts: 274
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Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:29 pm |
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He's lying!
Jones may be a drug addicted sex fiend, but he's not a terrorist. |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
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Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:15 pm |
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After I told him that I couldn't do anything to help him financially because we could not arrest Jones he sent me the following:
HE HAS JUST MENTION IT NOW, THAT HE WILL SEND THE MONEY A TERRORIST GROUP
Now who am I supposed to believe godbob, you or him? |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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godbobdog
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Jun 2013
Posts: 274
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Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:40 pm |
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I don't know. He's pretty convincing. He might be right. Perhaps it is time for Jones to get arrested. The lad is having a rough time today and he needs to see a little hope.
Of course the lad doesn't get paid unless you can actually get a conviction... |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:44 pm |
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Not to mention that a spectacular jail break by Jones may be in the future. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
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Location: Blackacre
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Posted:
Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:28 pm |
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Does he have the requisite mens rea? |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
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Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
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Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
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Rowan
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1348
Location: In the back room, being naughty
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Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:03 am |
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^^^ Well, it is rather hard to only negligently break out of jail, so I'd say, "yes."
How about a Shawshank Redemption escape. So, how does your character feel about crawling to freedom through 500 years of sh*t-smelling foulness? Of course it would be more fun if the lad had to do that (but for my amusement rather than crawling to freedom), but some dreams will never come true . . . |
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