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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Thu May 29, 2014 6:03 am |
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Tuesday:
Me:<ding>
Me:hi sexy, U there?
Me:finally back from seeing mom, ruff nite  #sadface
Me:<ding>
Me:argh u not there missed U're note earlier
Me:I love U're pome!!!! ty
Me:heading 2 bed, difficult nite with mom. xoxoxo
Me:<ding>
Me:[-(:-$
In the past 4 days there are 4 or 5 messages like this juuuust after I log off chat:
Br14n:Hello dear
Br14n:<ding>
Wednesday evening, allowed it to chat. Recap of below... it wants a photo, eats camel, can't remember which city it is supposed to be from in the US, is curious if my character lives alone. Believes Dubai is wonderful for women due to the constant shopping and camel meat. Alluded to a face mask...???
Me:hi there!
Me:<ding>
Me:U there? thank U for the note about my mother
Me:we seem 2 be two boats passing on the nite
Me:when U are here i am @ work
Me:and when i am here, U are somewere else
Me:#sadface
Me::-&
Me:i htink that was #sadface?
Me:ooops
Me:not #sadface sorry
Me:we had a nice nite
Me:gail cooked 4 me.
Me:i wd love 2 no more about U're childhood. email me about where U grew up and what it was like, ok?
Br14n:Hello
Me:specially when U moved 2 gremeny. What was that about?
Me:OMG U are HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:<ding>
Me:hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Br14n:Yeah I man
Br14n:Am
Me:#happyfact
Br14n:How are you doing?
Me:good and tired - U?
Br14n:Why are you always awake this late?
Google the time zone fer crying out loud.
Me ??
Me:babe early here
Br14n:Am ok getting ready to go to my site
Me:i have NO clue about times
Me:how far ahead are U?
Me:in times?
Br14n:Yeah it is morning
Me:wow, like in astrailia or something
Me:i didnt realize U were that far around the globe!!
Me:i got a D in geogerphy
Me:how are U???????
Br14n:I am good dear
Me:how is U're head?
Me:I have been so worred
Me:crazy
Br14n:Happy to be chatting with you been waiting for this day
Me:yes we keep missing each other
Br14n:Am better now dear
Me:#sadface
Me:good 2 hear
Br14n:Yeah and that's so crazy
Me:what did U're company say about it? Did they file police reprort?
Me:report?
Me:<ding>
Me:U still here?
Br14n:I don't work for any company I am a contract staff
Br14n:I work for myself
Me:Oh! sorry i didnt no
Br14n:I get contracts from big companies and supervise the project
Me:so U work on a goverment building warehouse?
Me:why did they say no photos?
Br14n:Now I am supervising a big warehouse
Me:is it military?
Me:<ding>
Br14n:No it's there company policy...,
Yeah, because non-military warehouses are sooooooo secretive.
Me:i get nervious when U quiet
Me:think i am losing U again!
Plus I like to buzz you.
Me k
Br14n:They will give me a video of the project when am done
Me:#:-S
Me:way cool we have 2 eat popcorn and watch the vid when U back in town
Me:<
Br14n:So you going to see the video when am back home
Me: i am learning 2 play with these pics
Me:never relly did shat before
Me:when do U come home?
Br14n:Yeah just me and you babe
Me: ) #bigsmile
Br14n:So you home alone?
Br14n:In less than 2months
Br14n:Would be home can't wait to be home with you babe
Me:yes, but waiting 2 see if Char is going into labor
Br14n:Want you to send picture of yourself to me
seriously missed that request during "shat", just noticed now.
Br14n:Ok
Me:me 2 - can't wait 2 see U in person and finally eat those vudu donuts together 
Br14n:
Me:what do U miss most about home?
Br14n:Yeah would love to have the vudu donuts
Me:what U miss most?
Me:and what is it like in dubia?
Me:i cant imagine being there
Me:<ding>
Br14n:Dubai is a tourist country
Me:isnt it hot there?
Br14n:And it's a great place to come relax
Br14n:Where have you travelled to?
Br14n:It is hot and windy
Me:LOL U remember i told U?
Br14n:Yeah how did you know?
Me:not 2 far mostly by car travel 4 work but one time i went 2 hawaii with mom before her stroak
Me:i been reading about dubia on line 2 learn where U are
Also where you *really* are. I know it's very early in the morning for you.
Me:it seems safer than being mugged tho
Me:that made me #sadface
Br14n:What do you know about Dubai?
Me:god i am spilling it wrong
Me:dubai
Me:sorry
Me:i suck
Me:i saw wikipeda on dubai
Me:looked like a lot of neat buildings on islands
Me:out on water?
Br14n:Yeah it looks safe
Me:see U are making me more inteligent
Me:but not safe?
Br14n:Yeah and that's good
Br14n:I guess it just happened
Me:what U missing most?
Br14n:But it is still safe there is no where in the world you won't find mugs
Me:tru dat
Br14n:Hmmmm
Me:besides vudu lololol
Me:<ding>
Br14n:I miss walking my dog, miss my Italian dishes and Chinese dishes
Lad can't recall which city it is supposedly from...
Br14no you like Italian and Chinese?
Me:babe that can be done Caption misses U 4 sure
Me:yes i like those but i mean something that is specific 2 home
Me:we livein a special place
Br14n:Haven't had much time to do anything since I moved to the states
Me::-$ U typing?
Me:<ding>
Br14n:So you will be the one to make me do new things.... I want to explore a lot of things with you
Me:i get scared u bumped out
Br14n:No I am not bumping out on you
Me:yes we can do that
Me:sorry still figuring out this thing
Br14n:Been waiting to chat with you for a very longtime
Br14n:So you tell me what you have for me when I get back home?
Me:never did this before so U are helping me do a new thing )
Me:no i need U 2 tell me what U want!
Me:what do U miss most?
Br14n:Yeah me also not used to all this just for the first time my dear
Me:besides our amazing donute
Me:fun 2 do this with U B-)
Br14n:I really don't miss anything cause am not used to anything there yet
Me:good point
OMG I am SO carrying this conversation.
Me:what is totally cool about dubia that i would like?
Me:dubai!!!!!!!!!
Br14n:Yeah
Me:teach me
Me:tell me a new thing
Me:i am eager student LOL
Me:<ding>
Br14n:Not gone touring yet but am sure you would enjoy shopping that's what most of there women do here
Br14n:Shop all day
Sure. Because that's all we women want to do.
Br14n:They are nice people here ready to help you out
Br14n:Not gone touring yet but am sure you would enjoy shopping that's what most of there women do here
Br14n:Shop all day
Br14n:They are nice people here ready to help you out
Me:what else besides shop?
Me:what is the food liek?
Br14n:No i weary face cap
Me:like Mr. lector?
As in Hannibal Lecter? Weird.
Mer covering head?
Me:but food? i love food
Me:tell me
Br14n:Hmm you love food ?
Br14n:A lot
Me:yes liek 2 try new foods what is it liek there?
Me:liek 2 cook 2 - would cook lots 4 u babe!!!!!!!
Br14n:Yeah have very nice meal like shred camel
Br14n:Hmmm I love to help out in the kitchen
Me:eeeeeeeeew
Me:camel cereal??
Br14n:So I guess I will help out sometimes if you need me to
Me baby i would put U in a apron and give U rubber gloves
Br14n:Camel
Br14n:Carmel
Dang, missed that one. Need to ease lad into misspelling Camel as Carmel.
Me:u wd be SO sexy in kitchen
Br14n:Lol
Br14n:I will look so sexy in that
Me:what does camel taste liek??
Br14no you live alone?
You have a one-track mind.
Me:live in moms house but Gail here so much it is liek she is a roommate
Me:i take care of mom house 4 her
Br14n:It's actually very nice.. Taste like beef
Me:BBQ camel?
Br14n:BBQ
Me:hmmmm
Me:no Gail has her own house but she worry about me
Me:camel tartar?
YEAH baby!! Raw Carmel!!
Me:wait
Me:there was news about camel
Me:dont eat it babe there is bad diseas there
Br14n:She's you closest friend?
Me:omg i think that was in news
Me:Gail? yes
Me:she help me in my darkest times with moms stroak
Br14n:How long have you been friends
Me:did U read what i say about camel?
Br14n:Sorry about your mums stroke
Me:i think it causes bad sickness
Br14n:Wish I could come pet you right now
Eeew. Not in a million years.
Me:thank u babe i apprecate that
Br14n:Hmmm I haven't seen the news won't eat it again ok
Br14n:<ding>
Mek serious i heard on news there was some sickness in middle east if i find the story i will send U a link if i can figure it out
Me:i suck at tecknology
Me:lol the buzz is funny!!!!!!!!!!!
Br14n:Lol yeah it is
Wait - are those labor pains I hear?? Told him my friend is calling me, let him sit for a bit waiting.
Me:omg char is calling - hand on
Br14n:So how long have you known Gail?
Br14n:Ok babe
tick tock... tick tock... tick tock....
Me:no clue if boxon higs contarctions but she has 2 go to hospital
Me:i am doing lamas with her so she can breath and not need drugs in labor
Me:lol i get 2 be baby daddy!
Me:me and gail knew each other in college
Me:i have 2 go babe
Me:have to take the broken bens 2 hospital and nmeet char
Me:wish me luck
Br14n:Ok babe I wish you luck my dear
Me:and i hope U have a #FAB day at work
Br14n:And know I always think about you and even though we haven't
Me:see it liek U and me on same wave!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:xoxoxoxo
Me:bye dear
Br14n:Spoken well am falling so deep for you already
Br14n:Don't know why but it's the truth
Br14n:Bye
Me:kiss ok need 2 go 4 real this may be baby nite and she is thinking of calling baby Brian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Br14n:Bye my dear :-* |
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Some Buddy At Home
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Aug 2013
Posts: 3158
Location: At Home
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Thu May 29, 2014 3:38 pm |
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 Yeah, he's stuck on living alone thing. Did it surprise you when he came on chat? He must have been waiting for you!
His, "So you tell me what you have for me when I get back home?"
These lads sure are selfish, never once asked "What can I bring you from Dubai?"
One of Ginger's characters says "I don't give money to men, I am too pretty". I haven't had the chance to use that one, yet, but it always cracks me up. 
Your character is worse than I am with heavy use of emoticons! That's pretty bad. <--see, can't go a sentence without one. I swear I am older than 16.  |
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Duckling
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2013
Posts: 1793
Location: Not quite there yet
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Thu May 29, 2014 5:55 pm |
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| Me:see U are making me more inteligent |
We really need a "rolling on the floor laughing and grasping for breath" emoticon around here. Knowing how you write normally I can't stop laughing at this sentence. The whole chat log is gold as per usual, but this particular line just has so much hidden hilarity in it that I think my lungs are going on strike. |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Thu May 29, 2014 6:23 pm |
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Duckling, I am giddily channeling my inner ditz here
I wanted to say more about MERS, but figure that might make the lad suspicious. I do think this one has been baited before, so I'm cautious with breaking character, but I sent a note this morning telling him to google the disease and avoid carmel in the future. Of course, if I suspected he was actually IN the area of infection, I'd wish the lad bon appetite! 
@SBAH yes, the lad did catch me by surprise, but I was hoping he would be there. I was ready to chat, and was a bit disappointed when he wasn't there at first. I need to log on at varying times to keep this one on edge. I still hope there is a "chat lad" out there who has been severely reprimanded for not being vigilant enough!  |
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Some Buddy At Home
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Aug 2013
Posts: 3158
Location: At Home
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Thu May 29, 2014 7:08 pm |
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Duckling! I had the same reaction to the same quote you mentioned. My sides hurt continually in this bait. You've got a great mentee! How could she not, she has you for a mentor. |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Fri May 30, 2014 4:59 pm |
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This exchange occurred just prior to the chat I posted earlier - it finally figured out how to send a 123greetings card to my official inbox. I promptly deleted the thing. Beyond not wanting greeting card spam, I also don't want to let the lad know when I'm online, and this company sends an alert when the card has been opened. Any other issues with greeting cards I should know about?
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| Hello my love you there? Can we chat before you go on yahoo messenger? |
hi love, im so sorry i missed U! i got a notice that U sent me a card but when i click the link my window turn red and it said this is not a safe site I got scare and deleted the mail. Not sure if that was U sending it, becuase i no U won't send me something not #safe. is U're email account ok? U may need 2 check 2 see if U got haked
work was a long hard day catching up from the holiday. im gonna work late 2nite and Gail is making me din when i get home. i will ask about the pome from her cuz.
how are U doing love? i no U said work is gonna get busy now. what kind of building are U working on?
xoxxoxo
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| Hello dear how are you doing? I sent you a card today a good morning card so it was safe... My account wasn't hacked ok. We constructing a warehouse and large warehouse... Check me on messenger if you want to chat dear |
After the long chat I posted earlier, this took place:
hi babe quick note char had false contarctions again last night more Boson
Google MERS Virus it will tell U about carmels and the infarctions they are causing
please tell me U will not eat any more carmel OK? seriously babe ppl are dying from it. All over the news
and i cant belive they are still serving carmel meet in restarants after this kind of news, are they stupid? be safe ok babe? xoxo
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| Am good dear... Don't worry I will be ok my dear. When you back buzz me on messenger if am still up or available will reply you... Been thinking about you my love... Hope you good |
Sure I'll buzz you..... Have a little camel tartare while you're waiting, OK?
Thursday 7pm "my" time:
ME: hey sexy! stil thinking about U in an apron
ME: i will bring rubber gloves
ME: did u get my note about carmel disease?
ME: <ding>
ME: U there?
ME: awwwwww
ME: k will see U on email cutie
ME: =((
HA! One minute later, just after I sign off:
Br14n: =((
2 hours later:
ME: hi babe, U there?
ME: <ding>
ME: hi?
ME: bummer thot U migt be online
Friday, 2am "my" time:
Br14n: Hello my love how are you? |
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Some Buddy At Home
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Fri May 30, 2014 6:51 pm |
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Ha ha ! You know he's getting frustrated and probably pissed about the greeting card. I had no idea they still had those! Those are soooo 90's |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Fri May 30, 2014 11:21 pm |
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Discovered a new game called "Let's try to send a photo!"
First, sent a few random blank emails.
Then:
did it work thta time?
xoxo
No?
oh crp it didn't work hang on
Shoot a few more blanks...
argh i told you i SUCK at tecknology. trying again.
Now... here's where it started to get fun! I pulled up this wonderful web site
http://base64.wutils.com/encoding-online/image-to-base64/
that basically converts any binary image (gif, jpg, etc.) to a base64 string... in other words, gibberish. I put in a photo, selectively deleted a few lines in case the lad is base64 savvy and can find a re-encoder online, and pasted the results into an email. Here's a small sample of the very looooong email he is going to encounter in his inbox:
/9j/
KssgoILRBQSrUkFogoWCghWiVaJVogoIVokoO9szUUCGyWwRQSVnLWeJNIek1hr0Tc4fH/ZfH+f3
fZ8PocXfyfN/YfGfWcfVvzdi9HhRzddkFqyVaJVolWiCggoIVqJKRKhyspVKtEq5hDDvAzWAoMAe
BvlzVNpzrNZa9JcSw1km5l4/jPsfifN9H2fLSb2+2+I+6vLn6lzejw9HN1CBy9SCpWIYSqRKtEqk
KM/Gzvu8zmz59a054l9E87RPY9T5ffWfolx9m+aAs7SDn00M+U7+XKZrUx6pebreusjlXNiUtklN
EnF8b9j8hw9/3fB3cHXyfL/dfBfd8/Voku3hw3WMvTy3aW+TY0ILLUopSFcj+YzrbyPO0t698yW5
yDR4idGnK19L1/nOyPojwxPpubnvPTWMugW1yzreFWPXm0NDINjJGxkG0TBzfH/T/Lcvf9z5vy3P
rHf9z8L9lnXUZLt4dTEioIOnHDWtb5EdZzzHSc3FLp8h7nz2s8Hs+X37mmQ5U4RqZhd4M6aycvYY
Ev0HdyXl0LmK7ZxzOq+PSXXTiqXqOUTqMFXSsJrqnliM/m/b8Dn7vQw+g5NcfJ+r+N+lz09KePHt
4/RPJtPTnik78uWE7487jXr4+TmTv5uSNTo5scrn0N89JSM8K6Jx6gfXU3553Zpi85uek5A+qvya
T1TyXL7fHxTL6O3ks79vIs9ivEedezHlCexHkNfUz8ybNPC9Dyb0+n58smOH3PnvYmunj6Z3ywvR
meXdnLzvSNZ5GRKZUGeOmVmCas9acrzrG9cSnhrZ1Us87Hzzc9vFtzEgXPsuX05DhmkpGjgHeVDc
(basically this goes on and on for pages...)
omg i cant believe how much i suck at this
baby i am tryng to send U my picture
Of course, I also included the original pages of text in my follow-up note.
i will keep tyring.
[another blank... oops! didn't it attach THAT time??]
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Some Buddy At Home
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Sat May 31, 2014 1:02 am |
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You are so awesome! |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Sat May 31, 2014 4:42 am |
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He must have waded through the emails for a bit - half hour after I sent them, I got
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| Hey baby are you there? |
Finished off the night with a trip through Urban Dictionary for inspiration.
hi,
another crazy nite. Char called with boson contarctions again but we no not to take her to the hospital because it is #expensive each time. We stay at her hourse and i put warm cloths on her belly and talk to the baby. she feels better.
i called Gail and ask her how to do the photo thing. i give up. i #suck. Gail says she will help me with the photo ans show me how 2 put it in the email. i am doing something wrogn.
i am soooooooooooooooooo tired. just home from Chars house and she is really #snelfie mad at men right now, going solange on them, and anyone she isnt putting in brozone is basically gonna get slaymama from her, so i cant say anything nice about men or she goes off #sadface.
heading to bed babe. i am dead tired.
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Madbrush
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 30 May 2014
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Location: Alba
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Sat May 31, 2014 11:56 pm |
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Hehe, this is beautiful stuff...I will need a bib to protect me from beverage spillage..Boson Contrarctions...hehe!
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:44 am |
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I finally sent a photo (hodgepodge of mug shot facial parts in front of Golden Gate Bridge) with an explanation that my friend Gail had to help me figure out how to send it.
Me: hi babe, U there?
Me: <ding>
Me: hi?
Me: bummer thot U migt be online
Missed me haha.
Br14n: Hello my love how are you?
Trying again.
Me: hey cutie! U there?
Me: <ding>
Me: had a min before gail is here
Me: did u get the pic???
Me: i suck it took me sooooooooo long and i was messing up
Me: pic was 2 big, gail fixsed it
Me: [emoticons]
Me: bummer U not here agian. have a sweet day babe i am off 2 din with gail and probably wont come back on shat when i am back because we will be wated
Me: watsed
Me: wasted
Me: lol not even drunk yet
Me: so bad at spilling
Me: k gail is here by love xoxo
Me: [emoticons]
Later that night. Drunk chat. Figured I'd try to push things along a bit. This lad is painfully slow.
Me: hey hunnneeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: <ding>
Me: U there???
Me: omg
Me: such
Me: a
Me: fun
Me: nit
Me: with
Me: gail
Me: nad
Me: galllllloooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: did i tell u we broght home a whole box load? i think 15 in a box not sure but omg that is the bom baby
Lad showed up.
Br14n: Hi dear
Me: hheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Me: omg hi!
Me: u are here!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
Br14n: Hm good
Me: we had sooooooooooooooooooomych fun!
Br14n: Lot of fun without me
Me: how u doing babe?
Me: it ok gail watching me
Me: [emoticons]
Br14n: What are you wearing right now?
Me: hahaha i had 2 look have a blanket on
Me: dark panst
Me: long slfve bluse
Me: and hat!
Me: forgot 2 take it off LOL
This game sucks with drunk chicks, doesn't it, laddie?
Me: what u weanring babe?
Br14n: Can I come take them off for you?
Me: u do better than me i not sure i can get buttons
Br14n: Sure you will look sexy in them
Br14n: Just boxers
Me: no breefs?
Me: LOL
Br14n: Hmmm
Me: hotter over there rite?
Me: wjat time is it babe?
Me: for U
Br14n: 10am
WRONG. It is 8am in Dubai, 5am in Nigeria. You FAIL the googles.
Br14n: I like breefs but now am on boxers
Me: cuz you can breeeth!
Me: breath
Me: u get day off?
Br14n: So what have u missed doing with your man
Br14n: Yeah
Me: omg so mcuch cooking and snugling an kissing babe
Me: but NO camels
Me: LOL
Me: ew
Br14n: Hmmm you enjoy cuddling
Me: you get what i send?
Br14n: No when ?
OMG. Do you not know how to emails?
Me: baby i work HARD on that
Me: omg check u mail
Me: NOW
Br14n: Work hard on what
Me: prty plese
Me: just look
Me: u lkooking?
Me: looking
Me: i will b SO #sadfact if u do not see
Me: gail help me
Me: <ding>
Me: helo?
Br14n: Got one you close to the bridge
Br14n: You so pretty dear
Me: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Suspect he had to ask someone about that.
Me: ty baby
Me: gail take that pic
Me: so hard 2 send
Me: i suck
Me: what r u doing today?
Br14n: Don't worry will teach you when I get home more about all this ok
That's right... this girl knows nothing about technology. You are getting sleeeeeeepy...
Me: omg room spin
Br14n: Just resting today
Me: ty baby i need major help
Br14n: Baby want you to trust me
Me: good i like that u rest
Br14n: I am so crazy about you right now
Me: of course sweet boxer guy
Me: [emoticons]
Br14n: I haven't had this feeling in a very long time
Me: ubeen throu a lot babe
Br14n: Even though we haven't met it's like we are together and like have known you like forever
Me: what u want me 2 do 4 u when u get home?
Br14n: Yh
Whassamatter... ctrl-v get stuck??
Br14n: Just want your trust and promise not to hurt me
Me: baby i cant hurt u
Br14n: Cause am never goin to Hurt you dear
Me: like u 2 much
Me: we need 2 plan 4 when u r back here
Br14n: And I will always be there for you babe
Me: omg spin rom more
Br14n: I know I was thinking of going on vacation with me
Me: sorry tryng 2 typ
Br14n: Somewhere just me and you
Me: who were?
Br14n: Ok guess you need to sleep?
Me: oh! i read wrog
Me: wait where vacay?
Me: tell me more
Me: i probly shd not sleep now
Me: keep me up k?
Br14n: Anywhere babe
Me: (
Br14n: Can go to Hawaii cause I love the beach
Me: what u fave place
Me: oh me 2 babe
Me: we so alike
Me: what iland?
Br14n: yeah so we can hold hands
Me: i no we hit it off good babe !!
Me: [emoticons]
Me: an hulla dance!!!!!!!!!!
Br14n: Been so long have made love to a woman
Me: grass skirt but no boxers teeeeeee hee
Br14n: Yeah dance
Br14n: Sure you are a good dancer
Me: i dance good babe
Br14n: Hmmm can't wait
Me: when
Me: we go
Br14n: When I get back we can both plan the vacation ok
Br14n: That's nice babe
Br14n: So where exactly are you from?
Me: here babe
How quickly you forgot...
Me: but i go school in cali for a bit
Me: how about u?
Br14n: Your daddy is from the state
Br14n: I German
Me: you born in german? i no u said u can speak
Br14n: But my mum is from the Hawaii
Me: u visit her
Me: i rememberu tell me that
Br14n: Yeah and I grew up there also dear
Me: oh cool so u no about spam? i heard about that
Br14n: Do you like men with accent?
Me: yeah baby accent r sexy
Me: u have hawaii accent?
Br14n: Hmm so you don't mind a man with accent
Br14n: No German accent my love
Me: baby i go to college in st francisco
Me: lots of acents there beutiful sounds
Br14n: Ok
Me: riding on BARF trains i hear every langage
That would be Bay Area Rapid Freight...?
Br14n: Kk so you used to that already babe
Br14n: So that's not a problem for you
Br14n: I really wish I could hear your voice
Me: mosly i no asian accent
Br14n: Ok babe
Me: uh o
Br14n: Ok
Me: spn room
Me: i not feeling good
Br14n: When was the last time you kissed a man
Br14n: Lol you had too much to drink
You're an empath, aren't you? Amazing you picked up on that.
Me: 3 years that my bad secret
Me: yeah 2 much babe
Me: 2 lonely
Me: i go now
Me: time 2 bed
Br14n: Yeah me too last time we 4years ago been alone for too long
You always have to one-up me, don't you?
Me: oooooh got u're boxers
Me: lol
Br14n: I am so crazy about you also baby
Me: xoxoxoxoxo xox o
Br14n: Do you like a man with long d1ck?
Why, do you know any?
Br14n: [emoticons]
Me: baby u no it
Me: sweet dreems baby
Br14n: [emoticons]
Br14n: Sweet dreams my love
Yeah, nuffa dat.
You currently appear offline to Br14n.
Br14n: Lot of kisses and hugs from me my dear
Br14n: I wish i was there beside you right now
Br14n: So I could kiss all over your body
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Some Buddy At Home
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Br14n: Do you like a man with long d1ck?
Why, do you know any ? |
Bwaaahhhaaahaaa!!!!
Gee, I couldn't tell he was trying to copy and paste crap. Love how you diverted the convo from that crap. I am also thankful, too as it's too early in the morning for sexy (blech) chat. |
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@SBAH I will freely admit my humor is squarely in the 15-year-old-male category, but something about sharing it with these criminals feels like a desecration. I will save that for a deserving honest guy
In the meantime, the drunk chat is serving me well. I am composing a "hungover email" to the lad, describing the lurid dreams I had about him in Lederhosen and a grass skirt. I just need to figure out how my character would describe Lederhosen...
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Some Buddy At Home
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^^^^ Maltese poodle! |
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Decided my character is too ditzy to mention a Maltese poodle, but it's in there nevertheless. It claims to have a dog named Captain. I'm teaching it to say "Caption", and while the dog is obviously a lab, it claims the dog is a boxer. I saw an opportunity... also figured a Monty Python sketch reference would be fun.
I do think it's angling toward a phone call pretty heavily.
omg
baby i so sick
had very werd dream last night
U were wearning german pants with suspenrs on them and short pants. not sure what that is called? and u had a grass skirt on. i was wearing Caption. finally rembered Caption is a boxer hahaha so i was wearing a boxer. i was holding caption in front of me and he was wearing coconuts
suddenly a small white poodle dog ran by and Caption left 2 chase it and U run after caption and it sound like cocounts banging together. i was alone but i wearing my regular clothes but i am suddenly in a brand new blue bmw driving in hawaii and very happy.
i think it a sign i need to shop for my car before we go 2 hawaii LOL
craay crazy dream.
going 2 drink soda with gail. she making eggs now. my head huuuuuuuuuuuuurts baby
wish u were here
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Kitty La Gore
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Seriously?? Follows that with copy paste crappe-du-jour:
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| thats a weird dream but hope it works for our happiness...I wanted to talk to you about my feelings on patience & forgiveness. I don't think everyone is born a patient or forgiving person. I believe it is a fruit we grow into as we deepen our personal relationships with God & other people in our lives. It is something that must be maintained & practiced everyday in many situations. I've had to give forgiveness & patience to others in my life & I've also had to ask for them from others. I can be patient with other people I care about beacause God is patient with me. I can forgive those who hurt me beacuse Jesus has forgiven me & I know if we don't forgive others He can't forgive us our trespasses. Although it is difficult to forgive & show love to those who hurt us it is something we must do. I don't expect perfection from you, I expect you to make mistakes & display your weaknesses & faults to me, you're only human. I too, have faults & weaknesses but I will recognize them & try to make things right. I may hurt you unknowingly & would expect you to bring it to my attention so I can seek your forgiveness. Sometimes, I get a little moody- (I'm male, can't help it!) but I will need you to be patient with me during those times! Women have their mood swings, too! LOL!! Do you see how this works? Love, patience, forgiveness, kindness & understanding are all traits given to us by Our Father & we are to demonstrate those traits with everyone, especially the ones we love the most. It's not always easy & sometimes it's hard work but I will always try my best with you and all I ask from you is the same. Don't expect perfection from me beacuse you'll only be disappointed & besides that's just unrealistic anyway!! I think as long as we keep these things in perspective there is no obstacle we can't handle together. If I do something that bothers you or gets on your nerves (I probably will), bring it to my attention before it gets any worse or causes problems & I will do the same with you. I feel we are at the point by now we can share anything with each other no matter what it is! I hope you feel the same way, though I think you do. I want to learn all your quirks, too & for you to learn all of mine. What makes you happy, what makes you mad; what brings you joy;what brings you sorrow ( so I can avoid doing the negative things to you) I only want to make you as happy as I know you will make me & I will do my best. Take care! I can't wait to see you!! |
Saw the opportunity...
babe, that's a lot of words for me to read with a hangover. i will try 2 read again in the morning, but we may have a problem cuz i am angostic. when i hear ppl talk about god, i shut down and want to back away slowly. LOL i guess this is me telling U that what bothers me is ppl talking about religion so i hope that does not ofend U but i just dont liek it. U have the rite to believe anything U want and i will not argue but lets not make that part of us, KK? xo
PP i am very glad U are good with communicating and being kind 2 each other and tolerant! i liek that. |
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Some Buddy At Home
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Yep, shut that God references down. I hate it when they use religion in their scams. They don't know what to do about it. I bet he says it's okay that you don't believe, yadda yadda yadda and he'll probably still mention God. Do what NV does, tell him to keep it in church and outta your emails! |
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Kitty La Gore
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NV is my muse for shutting down the religious talk I am a student of his baits! |
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Kitty La Gore
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@SBAH called it! And we are back to script again. Seriously, what's with the allcaps on my character's name? I think they do a mail merge at some point, and check off the paragraphs as they go. Just a hunch.
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Good Morning My Angel
I respect your decision wont talk about religion again... How was your night? Having your love has been the best thing that has ever happened to me. I have never loved anyone as much as I love you. Everyday, when I awake from a dream of us together, I thank God I found you! What have I ever done to deserve such a loving, caring, wonderful woman?
The miles that lie between us will soon disappear, and we will have each other always. I don't care what others say about you and me. All I know is that I care about you so much, and that will never change. ALLCAPS, sweet, ALLCAPS,. I couldn't ask for more in a woman!
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Some Buddy At Home
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^^^^ I have long suspected that they use templates and just enter the relevant data.
Is he really in Dubai? |
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Kitty La Gore
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IP check says 9ja.
ETA:
Did another drive by chat last night. If there is one guy on chat & another on email, I want the email guy to get mad at the chat guy for not paying attention
hi hun,
kk so i just tried 2 shat with U again an U not there.
i really think email is best love.
xoxo sweet dreams babe |
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Kitty La Gore
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Odd, he sent an identical note as the last one a few minutes later from a new email, different IP (still 9ja, but closer to coast). I suspect I have been handed off yet again. Oh these bois....
hey sexy,
quick note on my lunch hr. Nite was much better, swaring off booze with gail for good. she drinks waaaay more than i can handle and i keep tyring to catch up 2 her and it get me in trouble.
U are so increbily sweet my love. i feel so good that U can accept me even when i feel shame and guilt over being so drunk. when u get here we will defanitely drink together i am fun when i drink. how about U? What are U liek when U drink?
i can't wait 4 u to be here babe. we will take the coast by storm and have soo much fun!!!!!xoxoxoxo
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| Hey dear how are you doing... Hope you good ? |
hi love! getting ready to go to lamas class with Char. have a lovely evening and dream of me, kk? xoxoxo
Setting the hook a bit harder here. Monday:
hi babe, as i was in lamas class iwth Char tonite, i look around at all the happy married couples and realised i am so lonely. it has been incredible meeting U and feeling these feelings again. i picture U and me together here only i am the one having a baby and going through Lamas class with U, and we are preparing for a chile. LOL i hope this is not scaring U away dear, but i want 2 be totally honest with U about my feelings and my hopes. if U are not thinking about marrige yet or if U are afraid 2 settle down, i hope U will be honest with me right now and not let me run off with these feelings that are growing deper 4 U. i have 2 tell u i am really feeling amazing things lately that i have not fealed in a long, long time. I need 2 no U are feeling this to, and U are really being honest and true with my hart, OK?
i am scared 2 write this and i hope this does not make U run off, but i am felling 4 u my love. i feel this very deep inside and i hope U feel it too.
love,
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Hello ALLCAPS
Good morning my dear, hope you had a lovely night dream dear. I dreamt of we both together last night was a lovely dream my baby and cant wait to actually hold your hands babe. I am not scared of loving you babe I am also lonely and am tired of it already. Really want you and will be ready to do anything to be with you right now my love am also falling for you so deep and am happy you feeling the same way also was also scared to tell you so you wont leave me babe and promise me you will always be there for me and I promise I will also be there for you my dear....
I am so glad to read from you, And to hear that you have think about me, Honey I don't want you to be scared about me Cause I'm not a ghost, I'm just a human and we're both a human being and have a human feelings I like that you share how you feel about it but I just want you to know I care about you alot and I will never hurt you,I need you to understand me that I am really interested in you with you I've found personalities I cherish so much and that makes me believe we can get along so fine.
I am just ready to take you for who you are love you completely Baby,that only if you would give me a chance to enter into your heart without a doubt. It's gonna be very priceless!
Baby, Trust me this four letter words (LOVE) has really lost and missed in my life and It makes my time sore mostly when I am alone thats why I need someone to be with me.Maybe you ever faced something like that before,when you have nobody around you I mean having no family and you lost your parents that had always showed you love and kindness and everything with you,You just lost them suddenly and you met someone that brings love back to you and console you in every way that you think about that person whenever you feel so sad about all that has happened to you and she makes you smile bring joy back to your life. But suddenly you caught them cheating on you. How would you feel? This has made me waited for 5 years to be alone because I found out I'm just getting over it I've been concentrating on my Job and want to be a successful man in my life that's all..you know like always I find out again that something is really missing in my life and I need to put it there so I think I should try love again and see what happens this time that was why I tried the dating site cause a friend found his soul mate there,I don't want to think about getting hurt again and that's why I am trying to give you my whole heart completely and begging you not to hurt me. Because when I fall in love I fall completely and hard.
So It's really sweet to think I am falling in love with you now it's just that I've been feeling something with you that I haven't felt in a very long time, I just hope the feeling is mutual between us and that we can make it work out if we are ready to share our Love. I just want to share it with you and want you to know you will never have any regret giving me your heart. Just so you know what love has done to me and I swear to God I'm gonna always keep believing in love and I know it's gonna find me.
I believe in you and me~ If you have any feelings for me I would like to know and also I would like to know If you have anymore or recent pictures of you, I will like to always imagine your beauty as I think about you at night!.
Have a lovely day and God bless. |
I hope that snipped of real writing took the boi a long time. It sent me a photo of a male, shirtless. Also, appears to be a different person than the images used previously.
I have a photo for my character. Blew it up to 600dpi, added hearts and a personalized message all over the place, got the file size to just about 24 mb (attachment limit on gmail) and sent with this note. Hoping this clogs up the internet cafe pipeline for a bit.
hi lover!!! Gai1 showed me how 2 put a message on pics xoxoxo this is not rescent but she let me do a snelfie from her phone last weekend and i will see if she can email me that one. my hair is more blonde now. i will send u another pic soon when i get it from gail. she is next 2 me in this pic.
U R SO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U look skinner in this photo, are U eating ok?
miss U baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Urban Dictionary:
Snelfie (n): Accidental selfie taken during a sneeze. |
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Some Buddy At Home
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You're having a good time with that urban dictionary, aren't you?
I feel like I am back in English and learning a new word everyday. I LOVE IT!!! |
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^^
Speak for yourself. I feel I'm learning new baiting tricks every time I open this thread.  |
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