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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:39 am

This started in early January on fishmeetwish.

These are the highlights (lowlights??).

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This is McWexco.
Got your PM. And,how has today be?
Mind gisting me about the concert you went to,ELISE?

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I've been doing nothing special other than going to the class to teach the pupils.
Sure,you can hand it over to your son.He'll operate it on a large scale.
Life is too short to die in service.
And,i don't mind securing a job from you.If you can help me with that.
Do have a nice day.

But you don't live in Florida. You would have to live here to work at the company. We don't export the medical supplies to other countries...too costly.

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I knew that i have to be in Florida before i can work through or with you.
But,how are we going to go about that?
I don't mind flying over to Florida for the work,if i'll be invited and monitored.
More blessings to you and your household.

I don't know how you'll go about it. What are your thoughts about it? I'm not sure I mean by being invited and monitored.

Have a great day today.

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All i meant is i can't just fly over without your conscient.
Moreover,i'm not that bouyant to sponsor the flight.
Nevertheless,things can be done if there's determination.
My day will be great.
As for you,do have a lovely weekend.

Of course you can fly over without my conscient. It's done all the time here. I have friends that fly here to see me from all over

the world and they don't need my conscient to do it. But if you don't have the money to fly here I don't know why you brought it up.

Have a wonderful weekend!

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I brought it up because i'd like to make a living over there. But,the
obstacle inhibiting my movement is money.
I let you know my interest in coming over cox you have been friendly
with me so far.
Mind you,i never demand money from you.
But,if there is something you can do about it,i'll be glad.
What are your plans for the weekend?
Do have a nice day.

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I've gotten nothing much to do. But i'll be going to game house to
watch arsenal and liverpool derby.
So what is your saying about the trip?

You have to get a visa and passport before you can even think about coming over. When you get those, then we'll talk about the timing of the trip.

Have fun watching your game.

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No. I'm just indoor all day. What about you?
Elise,pls,can you help me out on the issue we talked about? I mean the
issue of flying over to Florida for work.
I'll never disappoint you.
And,how are your children? Do have a nice week ahead.

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Oho,you must really enjoy yourself today.
I'll like to have the snapshots of the shelf when fixed.
All that needs to be done is getting passport,visa and flight ticket.
I can easily work to travelling agent for these. But,what is holding
me back is financial insufficiency.
And,i don't find it easy to request money from you. But,if you can get
all these documents overthere and forward them to me,that'll be
greatful.

I know that you need the passport, visa and ticket. But I can't get the documents here. I think that you're going to have to do a

bit more research and find out exactly what needs to be done. Since I'm not from there I have no idea, other than the basics.

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As you've said,i heard you. I'll go for the research and see how much it will cost me to move down to Florida. But,the info i heard is
moving to the US i.e the passport,visa and ticket from here will cost
upto $4500 or $5000.
Off which i can't afford.So,if you can assist me with that,i'll be
greatful,and vowed not to let you down.

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I'm fine. The day isn't that good,though.
Just that i'm kind of depressed.
Nevertheless,how manage you worked half a day?
Is that the new system?
And,what is your saying about the last mail i sent concerning the
travelling issue?
Will you help me out with some cash?
I'll be glad to get a positive response.
Ensure the workers you'll hire are efficient.
Do have a lovely day.

I'm sorry to hear that you haven't had a good day. When I have days like those, I find that a nice long walk and a cup of hot tea helps.

No, that's not a new working system. Since I own the company I can take off whenever I need to, as long as I'm not needed in the

office. It's the same with my employees. If they have something come up at home - like their kids are sick - they stay at home with

them. They all have laptops or desktop computers so they can log onto the servers at work and work if they need to. Which is what I

need to do as a matter of fact.

Have a nice evening.

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Wow! That's a great system of working. I love that.
Sure it'll be stress free. How i wish i could have the opportunity to
work there,i'll be glad.
Please,ELISE,help me out on that.I'd like to come work in Florida.All
i need is some money to make the flight arrangement. I'll never let
you down.
And,how is your family?
Have a lovely night rest.
My regards to them all.

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Sure you must be good.
I'm not that alright. I've been thinking you don't want to talk to me
again after seeing my last mail,requesting for your support.
But,now i saw your mail,i'm really glad reading it.I can see the
potentials that you are going to do something about my pleaing and
request.
My weekend is kind of great. How about yours?

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Okay. I've heard all you said. With time,Domino will get well.
Have a pleasant day at work.
Elise,how about what i told you previously on how i can make the flight?

I truly hope that he does get well soon. I know that he hates being indoors all the time but, for now, he has to stay inside.

We've already discussed about the flight and you were supposed to get information about it.

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You are right. And,i've done that now. So,to make the flight a
successful one,i must have up to $5000.
The worst of it all is i can't raise such amount.So,if you can help me
with that,i'll appreciate it and refund it immediately i get payed.
Your Domino will be healthy sooner.
Please,ELISE,i'll really be glad if you can help me with that.

$5,000 is unheard of for a flight...in all my travels, it's never been that expensive. Please check it out and don't give me a guess.

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You are right. But,here in Nigeria,travelling to the States(US) is
sort of expensive.At most,it shouldn't be more than $5000.And,that's
what i meant.
Nevertheless,how much can you afford to aid me with?
Do have a nice day.

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I heard you right. But,is as if you don't follow my mails.
I have included all the cost with the amount i gave you. Of recent,i
went for a research,and with $3500 the trip will be enhanced.I
couldn't have bordered you much if i can get the visa and passport
myself. But with $3500,everything done.
Elise,please don't see me as a scammer. I'm not trying to scam
you.Rather,i'm trying to make things easier for my family. Because,if
i could travel to Florida,i'll be able to cater for them a little.
So,i'm pleading you to help me with this amount,$3500. Surely,i'll
never fail you as i've promised.

Sorry I haven't written sooner but I've had a lot going on here at the house.

As far as the money, I would have no problem with it, but for my banker I need exact figures. So please break it down exactly as to

how much everything costs. Then send me a bank account number and I'll have him transfer the money.

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Hope the house chores are not that stressful?
And,happy new month.
As for the money,the total amount needed is $3450. Transferring isn't
that effective,because foreign currency is hard to withdraw here
nowadays. So,I'll suggest you use Money Gram or Western Union
transaction for quick and effective delivery.
Please,i'll be waiting for your response,sooner.

No, the chores aren't that bad. Right now I'm just doing a bit of plant cleaning in some of my aquariums. I have a few other things

going on at the same time but I'm taking my time.

What I meant is that I need you to break it down - ticket =$, visa=$, and so forth. My banker needs that for the records. I don't

use those instant money places. They are under investigation by the government for money laundering. It's also been reported that

the FBI, CIA, NSA and others are getting the personal information of people who transfer money using those places. So I won't use them.

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Okay.But,don't overworked yourself. For the ticket,is $2500.
For the visa,is $1050.
And for the passport,is $400.
Everything summed to $3450.
I understand your concern about your privacy.If you insist on
transferring the money,this are the details:
SWIFF CODE:FBNNGLAXXX,
SORT CODE:01115xxxx
ACCOUNT NUMBER:3072xxxxxx
ACCOUNT NAME:A.ADE

Please,do let me know how you are going about it.

Ahhh, I do so love waking up to the smell of bacon in the morning...

I think I do have to give him a bit of grief on the cost of the visa and passport though. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:20 pm

I think that you need to check with a different agent. There is no way that a visa and passport cost that much. It sounds like he's trying to screw you. The ticket price also seems a bit high for a one way ticket...

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Anyway,I won't question your doubt. But,here in Nigeria,to make a trip
to USA is not a thing a person would just wake up and do.
I've consulted another genuine agent,the information is not different
from what i've already gave you.Rather,he said the money might be more
than that for other States like Californi,Alaska,etc.
So,ELISE,please don't be perplex or feel am trying to trick you.
That's the required amount for the trip.
Hoping for a positive response.

Okay, I admit it. I wanted to tweak his tail a bit to see if he would squeal...

Here in the USA making a trip to Nigeria is also not a thing a person would just wake up and do. It sounds like the agents have dollar signs in their eyes and are charging way too much. Maybe you should do the research yourself to find out what it would actually cost.

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I heard all you said. But,you have to understand me. No matter the
research i'll be doing,the result will be the same as what i've been
telling you.
Though trip from USA to Nigeria isn't that cost,but from Nigeria to
other countries like US is sort of expensive.That's what brought about
such amount.
So,i'll implore you to bear it with me and send the money.As i've
promised,i'll definitely return it as soon as i get payed job,please.

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This is what my research fetched: Number of travelers = 1 person
Cheapest airfare = $3,912.00 round trip Total airfare for all
travelers = $ 3,912.00 Extra costs (local transportation) = $0.00
cheaper.

I'll urge to do some research as well.

Round trip? Why go for a round trip ticket? I thought you wanted to stay in Orlando to work??

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I only search for the cost from Nigeria to Florida. Besides,i'm not
going to Orlando,it's Florida.
And,i just hanged a phone call to an agent now. What he said is i must
have $300 for passport,$1,250 for visa and $1,550,which summed up to
be $3,100. For my trip to Florida.I think that's the lowest rate for
this type of journey.

Sure,we've got a long talk about the cost of this trip. So,what is it
you wanna do about it. That's the least cost i can get from any agent.
Please,be a whole and help me out.

I'm a whole, I'm a whole, I'm a...what???? Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:17 pm

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I've been doing good. Though,thinking about your health condition. Now
i'm happy you are getting better.
Elise,wish you the best of the week.
As soon as you get fit hope we can talk about our unfinished discussion.

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I'm not doing bad,though worried about your health. But now,it's so
good to hear from you again. And that you are getting better is really
great.
Family reunion! I love that plan. Wish i could be there to see your
great family members.
And,being part of the family will be a privilege for me. What do you think?
Do have a great week.

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Oh! Sure she'll get better soon.
Your family reunion is a great one,i must admit that.
But Elise,now that you are getting back on your healthy status,will
you still be able to help me out as i have begged of you?
I'll be glad if i can be part of the reunion grooving.
My regards to your family members around.
Quick recovery for you,my lovely friend.

No, I don't think she'll get better soon. As a matter of fact, the doctor's don't think she'll live. So I've got to get better so I can go visit her in the hospital. Even though she's in a coma, they always say that they can still hear you.

As far as the family reunion, that's only for family to go to. Sorry.

If you'll send me the correct information again, I'll look at it. I seem to remember that you were having issues with the prices.

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Certainly,medical situation must be examine carefully before giving reports.

I've really done much research about the price.And,my findings are
much the same.
But,it seems you really doubt my honesty.I remember I gave the price
range for the trip,but you said is too much.
I'll urge you to please transfer the specific amount of $3800.As i've
promised,i'll be willing to return it as soon as i get money.
Please,for the sake of passion that you have which makes you to talk
to me all this while,i beg you to kindly transfer the above stated
amount.
May you be bless!!!

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:44 am

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Wow,that's lovely.I'm really greatful.But,I've got to confirm it
before i'll be taking the neccessary steps.
And,when was the money transferred?
Getting on in any country is that easy though,but with
determinations,things will be better.
My first intention is to get away of paying you back your money as i promised.

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this another weekend. I haven't got the money you said you transfer.
Hope the transfer is not mistaken.
Do have a lovely weeken.

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I'm doing great o. And,how is family?
In your previous mail,you said you've transferred the money.But,i
haven't seen it yet.Maybe you should consult your bank agent for the
transfer information.

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That is more reason why i've wanted you to send it through western
union or money gram.
Recently,i learnt transferring money is not that efficient
nowadays.Especially,when using foreign currencies.
Please,Elise,i'll implore you to use either money gram or western
union for my sake.That i guaranteed its delivery within three days.
How about your family re-union? Hope all is well.
Do have a nice day.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 10:22 am

Everything is fine here, thanks.

I believe I told you my reason for not using those instant money places. Transferring money is more reliable than those places and insured too.

How was your weekend?

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My weekend is sort of good. How about yours?
Really,you've told me the reason.But,the transferring method is sort
inefficient nowadays.That's the reason i suggest using money gram or
western union.Since you insisted on transferring the money,i don't
have any choice.
But,you can take the risk and use either of those methods i
forementioned for my sake,please.

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That will be good,having a reunion in Bahamas.
So,what is your decision on resending the money?

I've already told you my decision...why are you continuing to pursue this?

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Okay. If that's the case,have you re-send it after confirming it
wasn't delivered in the first act?

Do you think that I'm an idiot? Have you even checked your account?

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How could i possibly take you as an idiot,when you are trying to help
me? What makes you think so?
That's crazy. And,is a thing i'll neva thought of.
Really,i haven't check my account.But,if the transaction is
confirmed,i could have gotten an alert.
Northwithstanding,i'll go check that tomorrow morning.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

The lazy bastages are sitting on their duff in the cafe waiting for the bank to contact them about it. I hate when they do that.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 10:55 am

Me too! They expect us to jump through hoops to provide them with the proof and get their undies in a bunch when we tell them there is none to send them. Rolling Eyes