Ground Control to Minor Tom (NSFW)

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Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:21 pm

Or why we never Burn a Lad.

So once upon a time a Newbie around this place started Baiting but really had no idea what he was doing. This Newbie figured that he was too Kewl for a Mentor and carried on like an idiot for a long time before he ever saw the light. During this time, he did have some successes and did learn but it was an uphill struggle all the way. Okay as you might have guessed that Newbie was me.

So on a bit of a Dare (thanx Joker) I decided to Post/Organize many months of exchanges and this NSFW offering/mess was the result:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=222862&highlight=logo

Recently I was reflecting on this particular Bait as I remember it like Yesterday. It all started on a beautiful May afternoon in 2012 but has never really ended. Sure there have been many breaks in the action but I always keep an eye out for Tom as he does for Mals and Candy. So let’s have another look at Tom:

Ain’t he charming? Just the other day Tom wrote this on Facebook:

Quote:

9ja ATM DONE CHOP MY 10.000 NARIA 2DAY .AM VERY ANGRY NOW.

Yeah that made me laugh but obviously I'm still following him eh?

So let’s fast forward a tad and pick up the action from Tom's point of view:

Quote:

Am always here, you and Mals played me just as you want ...Do you think i can ever for give you both?

Quote:

Really, i never know you planed this with mals..You are the reason why i give it all to him. but all the same you can't even help me in any way and you keep on saying you love me what kind of love is this?

And then we hit February 7, 2014 a day that is Three Months Shy of Two Fricking Years:

Quote:

Tom: Hi dear
Candy: Hunny how are yu?
Tom: How're doing?
Am not fine as u know.
Candy: Baby what's wrong?
Tom: Am not just happy today.
How is Canada?
Candy: It's cold here Hun. Lots of frickin' snow.
Tom: I wish to visit Canada if some one can invite me and support me with money.
Candy: My sausage I want you here with me!!!!
Tom: Hmmm how serous are u?
Am down here.
Candy: Am in luv wit yu Baby you know that ikey! hy yu so sad Hunny???
Tom: So how are going to support me to be with me forever.
Yes am not happy as u can c.
Candy: Baby watever it takes kay? Tell me!!
Tom: I need invitation letter and some fund.
Candy: Kay hunny but tell me wats wrong!!!
Tom: So will u be of help?
Candy: Yu no i will my luv but you ain't telling me whats I want to hear ok?
Tom: Am not in DAT mood.
Where is mals my brother?
Candy: b ut Tomey?// am confused hun!
Tom: Y are u?
Candy: Cause yu is acting funny and makes me sad Babby.
Tom: Is that what u tink?
Well am down here. Am broke.
Candy: Ok.
Tom: I need some fund.
Candy: Tomy why yu borke>??
Tom: I spent all my on mals even d loan have to pay it back.
Candy: Hunny that was long time a go!!!
Tom: Mals make me spent all my money hoping is a serous business man. Now I have nothing with me. Long time? Yes and where do tink I'll get DAT money to pay those loan? This make me so sad. And each time I remembered this it really hurt me.
Candy: aww my suasage pleeze I'm here for my big man!
Tom: So I need or help.
If u wish to be of help to me.
Candy: U know I do Babby!! Why yu treating me lik this??
Tom: Sorry if I do. But this is how I feel.
Candy: But pleeze don't makes me sad ikey.
Tom: Ok
But I need or help. Little fund like 1000 doller
Candy: Hunny that isnt muc money kay??
Tom: OK can u send for me?
Candy: Yess Bbby butt wen yu coming to me???
Tom: Once you give me d green light. But can't get my visa ad ticket.
Candy: Huh?
Tom: What?
Candy: I donts know what yu is saying hunny??
Tom: Can'
I mean 1000 can't get me visa ad ticket.
Candy: Tommyy I need to get ready for work can yu sends me a nice message with all the details. Pleeze??
Tom: Details Of sending the money?
Candy: Yeah Babe and when yu want to come too kay?
Tom: OK I will send it to u.
Candy: My louv!! Chat soon kay?
Tom: Ok
Candy: Later Gater!!!!

So in Closing I will yank a Bank Account out of Tom and make sure that the 'Cashman' never rests. To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your Prayers, take your Vitamins, grab a Risky Free Mentor and you will never go wrong:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2OR6Kjo5m4

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 11 Jan 2014 Posts: 688

Two years, wow! That is a devoted nutcase!

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:49 pm

^All is Possible Grasshopper! Especially when you find True Love:

Wait this just in:

Quote:

Candy love.

Am really happy chatting with you this morning, and if ever I'll be with you together that will give me joy. Well thanks for been close to me. Just as I told you I want to join you over there so our dream will come true, i 'be to buy a visa which will cost me the sum of $4000 after that I'll get my ticket and fly down to you. The agent said it will take 3week to get me the visa. Once I made a deposit of the said amount. Here is the name you use to send me the money. Tommy Boy. honey I look forward to you reply. I Love You.

Tom

Seems to have an account for the Pillaging eh?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Quote:

Here is the name you use to send me the money. Tommy Boy.

Is he a fornicator too?

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:41 am

^Well he does have a habit of showing me his Wedding Tackle so I'm going to have to say Baaaarrrffff....

Anyhow that feels better. Let's see if Tom, has at the very least, put his 'Helmet on':

Quote:

Candy love.

Am really happy chatting with you this morning, and if ever I'll be with you together that will give me joy. Well thanks for been close to me. Just as I told you I want to join you over there so our dream will come true, i 'be to buy a visa which will cost me the sum of $4000 after that I'll get my ticket and fly down to you. The agent said it will take 3week to get me the visa. Once I made a deposit of the said amount. Here is the name you use to send me the money. TommyBoy . honey I look forward to you reply. I Love You.

Four Grand for a Visa? Sweet Jebus Hanging on the Wall that's a lot of Poutine!

Quote:

Hunny I tried chatting with you the other day but yu didn't answer. I wnat yu here so bad.

Tommy boy is a bit 'Funny' these days so I am taking it real slow. Yeah it's been almost Two Frickin' Years plus Planet Earth is Blue and there's Nothing I can do:

Quote:

Sorry i was not online that day, am far as sleep then, but i saw you Msg and i need you bed too, am just waiting on your reply. so kindly reply my mail. Thanks I Love you

How Sweat it is eh? Well I might as well go for the Money er I mean Moon Shot:

Quote:

Hunny,
Of course I can lend yu some money so to get my Sausage here wit me kay? You is acting funny Tomy!
Luv,
Ccndy

Okay no Funny Stuff. Sorry:

Quote:

My Love..How do you mean that am acting funny? it's because i ask for money? anyway i will be really happy to be with you over there, Hope you will help me to get a good job over their ? So i can help you to pay bills and help my mother over here too? also we both can start a good life together? so let me know when you are sending me the money so i can start proeceing my documents for traveling. How i wish we can both talk on phone even call me from the boot.
I LOVE U

Candy get you a Job? Hmmm. Well we could use an extra in Cornhole Doofenknackers Part IV I suppose.

Quote:

My Tommmy!!! Luver I'm been drinkling sorry hun butt miss yu bad and my big dark met kay??, Shit sory yknow?/ I luv yu and wants b wit yu sooo bad Mr. Mann.
I needs to no hos yu I sends money so my Big Suasage cum for me too?
Luvv Yu Sooo Muc!

I hope his Spaceship knows which way to go because it's going to be a long ride. 4,3,2,1 Earth Below us....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_O3wgiymXg

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:43 am

So Tommy My Boy was confused by some of that Candy Speak but that's nothing new:

Quote:

Thanks for your massage, do you mean you can't house me over there? or you are asking for my house no to send the money please clear me which ever let me know.
Tom Miss U too

What? Well I looked back to what I wrote and then the light came on:

Quote:

Hey Baby,

Sooo Sorry I was a bitt Dru nk yesterday but am doing better today kay? Hunny yu gotta tell me how I cans sends yu money cause I don't do this everday y'know?

Fuck Tomy I want yu soo Bad my Suasage!

Later Gator,

That oughta get the MP drinking game going right? Or not:

Quote:

My love .happy val to u. I wish am with u today but all the same I know we be together some day. U can send the money by western union money transfer. Honey you should know that baby. How was your day? Hope to read from you soon
Tom

And Since it's Valentine's Day I dedicate this to Ginger Lee. 4,3,2,1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1moHWpLv-w

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Am happy!

I tried to have a talk like William Shatner day today.
BF looked at me and said "am confused".
I may have started early with the MP drinking game.
/thread highjack

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:38 am

Too too too much fun!

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:10 am

^There can never be too too much Fun around here!

I once had an Avatar almost identical to Ginger Lee's and then everything got confusing so being a Polite Canuck I stole something off the Internet and the rest is History.

Yup am Polite! Am Canadian:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOnQROgk1IM

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

^Are the politest Canadian!

I had no idea I was wearing sloppy seconds.
Embarassed

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 3:40 am

With this crowd down here you don't even have to read the baits to get a good laugh!! Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 144

Ummm $4000.00 for a Visa , Does he really expect you to believe that?? and Wasted Unis , doesn't your lurv have real live Bank Account?

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 2:29 am

^Bank Account is coming I hope. I've never taken anything from this Lad other than hope, pride and a reason to live. He is in debt and needs to recoup his losses.

Quote:

Tom:Hi
Love good morning
Candy: My sausage,
Tom:How are u doing?
Candy: Well I was drinkin nd loves u kay?
Tom:B Ok
Hope that make you happy?
Candy: Tommy yu nose ir does nd
Tom:I did not received your reply?
My nose?
Candy: what j meen iky K know was ',m sayinhg?
Mean you know what i'm saying?
Tom:U said you've been drinking right?
Candy: Yeah Hun.
Sorry Baby
Tom:Ok
Candy: horny too
Tom:I did not get ur reply of my msg?
Candy:What yu meen Tomyy???
Tom:I mean you did not reply my msg?
Candy: Hun I talkin with yu now
I dont understand
Tom:Ok
So ?
Candy: so wat Hun?
Tom:Every thing is now in ur hand love.
You said u can't in my accommodation ?
Candy: Tomy I don't kon what yu r talking about? Pleese!
Tom:What?
Candy: Hun I dont under stand dont be mad kay
Tom:Am not, talking about me joining you over there.
Candy: ok
Tom:So what do say about it?
Candy: hunny I dont know wat yu asking?? I wants yu here wit me and lov u!!!
Tom:OK when are u sending the fund to me?
Candy: My Suasage I asked u for accounmt kay?
Tom:Account? Or western union?
Candy: Acount babby
Tom:OK I'll provide u that.
Candy:Luv yu needin me bad?
Tom:Yes
Candy:Luv u
Tell me kay/
Tom: How soon can it be/
Candy:?/
Wants to hear sext thouhs??
Tom:How soon can we be together?
Candy: Awwsoon hun.
Tom:
Ok
How is mals?
Candy: I don't work for himm no o hunny
Lawrence Kanu:
But u both talk?
Candy: Sometimes yeah Hun wee do./
Tom:So where he is at this time?
Candy Cox
At hom e I think ewhy Tomey?
Tom:Oh OK. And u, are u still in that business?
Candy: I am Hunny cuase ok?/
Hun ny???/
/
Tom:Hello ooo
Candy Coxx: Yu mad??
Tom:Hmmmm are u sure?
Candy: Nots understands Ikey?
Tom:Well I miss u. Guest u have taking much drink.
I ask is u are still in that same business ?
Candy: I qam hun is that ok
Tom:Ok
Candy: hun Ineds sleeps/
Tom:Ok Sweet dream
Candy: Luv yu Hujnny!!!
Tom:Let me prepered for church
Love u 2

All between 3-4am Lagos time. 4,3,2,1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGultrg7l0I

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