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redo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 May 2013
Posts: 687
Location: Pushing lads' buttons
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:59 pm |
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If you have a Yahoo account, you might have noticed a little red heart floating next to the Compose options. I clicked it and this is what it spit out:
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To my beloved,
I would walk five hundred miles to see you. And if necessary, I would walk five hundred more. Your love has given me a peaceful, easy feeling. You're seriously everything. I see your face in every sunrise, sunset, and sundae.
Yours and yours alone, |
I don't know about you, but my heart's all aflutter. *swoons*
ETA: Ooh, you can get another one by clicking the button.
Yahoo wrote: |
To my beloved,
Your hair is softer than a thousand bunnies. [Are multiple bunnies softer than just one??? I need a bunny pile, stat!]
Your charm is only outmatched by your perfection. [But...isn't my charm part of my perfection? Or is my perfection part of my charm? Am confused.]
I love you more than the mountaintops love the horizon. [And you've all seen those mountains thrusting up into the horizon, knowwhatimean, nudge nudge, wink wink]
I would give up chocolate forever in exchange for five more minutes with you. [Blatant lie.]
You had me at hello, [I'm pretty sure I said "hi" instead] |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:24 am |
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I was simultaneously wooed and rick rolled:
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Dear cutie-patootie,
Your laugh is like a chorus of angels. I can scarcely believe my fortune to have found someone so divinely unique. I could not possibly love another with even a fraction of the affection I feel for you. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:00 am |
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To my sister from another mister,
What would I do without you? You're seriously the coolest. You deserve to have the most special Valentine's Day in history. Can I borrow $20? Just kidding. I only need $10.
With appreciation, |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:09 am |
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To my snookums,
To know you is to love you. Your love has given me a peaceful, easy feeling. I can't imagine a world without you. Oh, my heart! My passionate, lovesick heart!
With all my heart and mind and soul and dreams |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 5:20 am |
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Guess which option I went for
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To someone who gets it,
At least we have each other! Ever notice how many love songs are really sad? Someone should remind all those hand-holders that it's flu season. My heart will not go on and on.
Nuh-uh,
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:49 pm |
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WTF?
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Mon petit cabbage,
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. The warmth of your love could protect me from the harshest winter. I can't imagine a world without you. The stars are jealous of your famous sparkle.
Love for all eternity,
John |
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To the best human I know,
You always have my back and introduce yourself when I've forgotten someone's name. You're seriously the coolest. Your driving almost never makes me carsick! May you be a magnet for ridiculous amounts of affection.
Hugs and snugs,
John |
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