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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 4:24 am |
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^I wasn't trying to irritate you (Trust me you'd know that) but merely welcoming you into the fold.
My Edumication disavows me from Perseminatning upon all known Cunning Linguists. We has us a Secret Handshake eh? |
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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susanstohelit
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jan 2014
Posts: 112
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:19 am |
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Tweren't real irritation. I enjoy it. P'haps I can learn molespeak. Then I'd be t'tly incomprehensible! |
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susanstohelit
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jan 2014
Posts: 112
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:40 pm |
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I will want you to provide me your PHONE NUMBER so i can talk to you on phone and make things easy for you.
Hoping to hear from you soonest |
I may have to get a new lad unless someone is feeling generous.
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You can also do a WU ONLINE TRANSFER or do inform me which way will be easy for you to pay the fee so we can deliver your ATM CARD to you because i I have been requested by the Federal Ministry of Finance to give a detailed supervisory report of all beneficiaries under my supervision and this includes all those who have received their ATM cards so far and those who are yet to get paid. So, should you not think of a good way to remit the fee, this might just be the last you are hearing from me, because I may be requested to transfer all pending cases to the office of the Secretary General or the Honorable minister of finance.
Do get back to me asap |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:44 pm |
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I may have to get a new lad unless someone is feeling generous.
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There are many ways around the phone number request.
- K7.net gives free Voice Mail/Fax Boxes.
- You could simply ignore the request and move on.
- You are Deaf aren't you?
- You've got a new iPhone 7 on order so it will be along in 5 or 6 weeks.
- You aren't allowed to accept calls at work are you? That Boss is such a Prick!
- etc.
Just try to think of this as a Fantasy Role Playing game where you set all the rules and it then will become much easier. Trust me. |
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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susanstohelit
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jan 2014
Posts: 112
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:52 pm |
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| Am sorry. Should have told sooner -- am deaf. Am sorry! Can only use bank transfer, and to pay $699 fee. Would be glad to pay with bank, prompt. |
Is it a good idea, inflating the fee? |
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susanstohelit
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jan 2014
Posts: 112
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 11:53 pm |
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I have my first piggy. 
Should I keep going with this guy? Also, I reported the post and sent the details there. That's okay, right? |
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susanstohelit
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jan 2014
Posts: 112
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Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:05 am |
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New post. My piggy is so beautiful! |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:13 am |
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^ Looking Good! Bacon begets more bacon so carry on and make this Lad Suffer. |
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DON'T BE A SQUARE DONATE
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:04 am |
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I thought I could smell someone having a fry up - congrats on your little piggy. |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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susanstohelit
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jan 2014
Posts: 112
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Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:37 pm |
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He emailed frantically when I didn't reply right away. Hasn't the silly lad ever heard of church in the evenings, and an early bedtime? |
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susanstohelit
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jan 2014
Posts: 112
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Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:27 pm |
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The lad emailed again this morning, indignant and yet open to my not having been well or something. So I'll use the chance!
My reply:
much apologie. Am employed in church (am why gone sunday) and became occupy by recent need of aid to animal shelter. 38 cats and 12 dogs taken from old woman out of mind.
I attempt transfer Monday, but not work. Bank say, account is closed! |
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susanstohelit
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jan 2014
Posts: 112
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:23 am |
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He apparently misunderstood. Accusations were cast on my person, he questioned if I was a joker.
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| hey tell me that other account is close, not mine. Am not joking, if is joke it is from bank. Do you have another account can try to see if is my account that giving trouble? |
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redo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 May 2013
Posts: 687
Location: Pushing lads' buttons
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:14 am |
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Am amused how you speak lad speak to lads  |
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Porky, Petunia, & progeny:
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Mr. Cheater, Lagos to SH Accra
"to help us fish this people out any where they are this massage should not be forwarded to them or any body, Be very carefully what ever you are doing with these crocks" - Mark Smith
"Please proceed immediately and stop playing on yourself. Am i understood!!!??" - Barr. David
"Now i know you need to visit Rehab. Simple English you can't understand and you keep playing games, I regret having you here, please stop sending me emails." - Barr. David again
"I am sorry to say you lack gurts" - Bernard Hill
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susanstohelit
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jan 2014
Posts: 112
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:38 am |
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Am amazed that am so good at it. Maybe English good speaking is helpful also for to lad speak. |
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susanstohelit
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jan 2014
Posts: 112
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Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:22 pm |
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I woke up to three emails with two being the same.
Basically, I am a liar, it won't be good if the FBI finds me, and I should take a transport 200 miles to that western union, and oh by the way it's all my fault this isn't going smoothly.
Oh well. At least I got one piggy out of him!  |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:26 am |
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Indeed.
We readers of the Great PTerry are everywhere... 
Edited to add:
Nice bait Su5anstohel1t.
I like your style - broken of the Englishes words & short replies.
Make Laddo do all the work! |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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susanstohelit
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Jan 2014
Posts: 112
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Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:48 pm |
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I was told short replies are the best unless you've had him going for a while...or it's a dating bait.
I'm glad that I'm doing so well. On to my next bait! |
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