BEHOLD THE URINE MUGU - NOT WORK SAFE!!!

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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:46 pm

Hi All

I've published a little(?) bait here for your viewing pleasure, the story of Jacob Kereke and his brush with the Church of Golden Warmth. His unfortunate bite on an ASEM resulted in him being soaked in piss and humilated for a considerable period of time, collecting me a nice bundle of extreme photo trophies. It's called....

The Sensation And Holiness Cannot Be Described Yet

If the hosting holds up and I'm not booted off the server, I'll continue to publish my completed baits here (and there's quite a backlog) when I get the time to format them. For those that haven't seen it yet, there's an old classic in there for you too...

As mentioned, the bait is very work unfriendly and contains a number of disturbing images which I won't spoil by describing here (although many of you may have already seen them). Astonishingly, I've managed to continue to bait Jacob in the same guise since the end of the bait published here, after HE got in contact with ME! You can see the results of the latest installment in the current (OCT. 04) trophy contest in the Pictures forum...

Enjoy guys. It's a long one, so crack open a beer/make a cuppa.

JB

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 03 Oct 2004 Posts: 10

Funny stuff!
I loved the photos

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:12 am

jonbarry, you truly are a master. That was one of the funniest baits I have ever read. Naturally your trophies are a riot as always! Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:45 am

Amazing bait! Also great commentary to go along with it. One of your best lines: "I almost get some money from my own account and send to him. Then, I decide it would be kinder to humilate him further and work him harder." Very wise and very funny!

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:14 am

That's some of the sickest shit I've ever seen.

Good work, keep it up.

bow_down

Guest

Fucking Excellent JB. I was in stitches at the photos!! A true masterpiece

Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:40 pm

I too was in stitches. They didn't help. Now I'm gonna try electroshock therapy to expunge those foul images from my mind. Ugh. The actual bait is excellent work though...

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:04 am

I will use the term "muffy" in every insult from now on.... or maybe in some slaps too!

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:04 am

Thanks guys!

I'm glad you're taking time out to spend with my muffys.

JB

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:07 pm

I can't believe he kept coming back with more of those vile pictures after all the hoops you made him jump through, or how many times you had to tell him to f*ck off. I suspect that if you hadn't got his email closed down, he'd still be sending threats and begging for the money. Great work! Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:22 pm

Dude, he still is! He came back after about a week of silence with a new yahoo address and I managed to extract my entry into this month's picture contest from him....

JB

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:13 pm

Missed that one, jonbarry (R/L intruded) but thanks for letting me know - damn fine pics! Laughing

Guest

I have to say, Jonbarry, I am a great admirer of your work, I laughed until I cried.

Can you give those of us newer to the scam-baiting some other ideas on churches we could use? I really liked the Church of Golden Warmth. You're a genius, no doubt about it!

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:07 pm

Sure, here's a template:

Dear (idiot)

My names is Father/Sister (fake name, derived from porn here) of the Church of (ridiculous concept here).

After that, you can pretty much ask them to do whatever you want it seems. The religion thing immediately lowers their guard and they feel they can play the God card to lower yours.

It gets tedious after a while, but it is a very successful and well-trodden bait theme.

Good luck!

JB

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:08 pm

GeorgeBush wrote:

Amazing bait! Also great commentary to go along with it. One of your best lines: "I almost get some money from my own account and send to him. Then, I decide it would be kinder to humilate him further and work him harder." Very wise and very funny!

Thanks man and congratulations. Try not to f*ck it all up this time :]

JB

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:42 pm

You are a sick, twisted, evil, pervert...... Keep it up!

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:01 am

Angus McOatupp wrote:

You are a sick, twisted, evil, pervert...... Keep it up!

couldn't have said it better myself! you must have some serious mojo goin' with the mugus... i love it that he kept contacting you... Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:06 pm

I am now equipped with Voodoo Power!, so they should start getting even more compliant, unless of course they want their arms and legs to fall off.

JB

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:37 pm

Disturbing as usual JonBarry.

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:41 pm

EDIT: Duplicate post in error. Damn back button.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 07 Nov 2004 Posts: 7

that is one of the strangest series of communications i have ever read, heard, or seen in my life. it is unlikely to be topped in the near future.

that mugu will be feeling like a total dickhead for some time to come i suspect. you should top it off by sending him the URL of your site.

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:11 pm

I would send it to him, but I wouldn't want him complaining to the hosts... It'll be removed as soon as they bother to take a look at it anyway, so get it while it's good. He's feeling double-sore right now, as I've had the rare opportunity to burn him twice, once at the end of the bait and again after he got back in touch and I used him for the October picture contest...

By the way Sheik, that is a damn fine name. Have weezels ripped your flesh?

JB

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 07 Nov 2004 Posts: 7

thanks, i'm glad you appreciate it. i haven't noticed any weezels lately, no. altho, i'm not sure what why they would be interested in me either? Smile

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:14 am

Ah, just thought that, with a name like that, you might have been a Frank Zappa fan... Now there's a artist that could inspire a wealth of bait ideas...

JB

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 07 Nov 2004 Posts: 7

ah yeah well i like zappa and he was kind enough to donate my pseudonym, but i'm not that well versed in his catalogue.

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