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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 3:34 am |
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sorry. |
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"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on"
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 3:55 am |
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My awesomeness is quite obvious and needs no explanation.
May the best woman win.
Am waiting. |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 4:15 am |
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Finally.
Last year's wooing was, in a word, bad. (Excepting mine of course)
Ladies..I make a blushing apology for those weak sister types that claim to be men of Eater.
Badgie...er, I mean Badger, you are excepted as well. Your wooing of the lovely Cougie is legendary and thorough. (Don't get too damn comfortable though.)
Let the shrinking violets and yellow of belly go on fishing trips. Real Eater Men are required for this VD thread.
I vow to woo the beautiful lasses (Gomennasi Koko...not this year) to the utmost of my abilities.
Men..take courage and summon that beast that lies dormant in your conforming soul (Juan), cry havoc and let loose the dogs of love.
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 4:20 am |
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I took the winds for you. Have at it. |
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"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:59 am |
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Ah, so many women, so little time.
The ever delectable Ima, the brash strumpet Merry Widow (and where is she when she's needed), The Fae (be still my beating heart),
Like fleeting leaves in Autumn, they shine in all their radience, gold and yellow, scarlet and orange. Then drop to the ground and decay
Would that I could see that first blush of Spring, the swelling buds, the tender plumpness of their youth. The flirtatious glimpse of the glory to come as they unfold in the Summer light.
To caress the tender fruit, to bite into their succulent sweetness, to savour the honey scented nectar of their flowers
Ok, dart board, 20 names, 1 dart, I'll be back later  |
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SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 12:06 pm |
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For all the lovely Eater ladies
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PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know  )
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
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 watch video here Lagos to Cotonou - thanks Mr. Grant
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 12:09 pm |
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I'm not good with the soppy stuff, so I asked a friend to write my opening salvo
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I,m [INSERT NAME HERE]...i'm very cool,sexy,mature,romantic
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intelligent.... i don't have my mom and dad.... i'm
living with my grand mom and dad... i'm a
Caesar, student,actor and dancer.... i have two
weekness 1st is sex and 2nd is money and
wealth.... but i can,t do anything wrong to
complete my weekness....i'm very hard working
boy.... i like any thing which is grand... i like to do
sex very much..... |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 1:08 pm |
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I was drawn to this Thread by its intriguing Title, because here in UK, 'VD' is a common acronym for something quite unsavoury |
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MHK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 Nov 2004
Posts: 429
Location: western europe
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 1:17 pm |
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you know when i first saw this tread i thought a Venerial Disease tread? i know eater is weird but i didn't know it was that weird  only later did i realize is was a valentines day tread  |
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 1:33 pm |
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Send me some money,
By WU. |
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PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
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watch video here Lagos to Cotonou - thanks Mr. Grant
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Deadflag1
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 26 Oct 2013
Posts: 96
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 2:36 pm |
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| you know when i first saw this tread i thought a Venerial Disease tread? i know eater is weird but i didn't know it was that weird Cool only later did i realize is was a valentines day tread Embarassed |
Watch out for "VDs" on VD! |
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"look Richard am never a kid you will be controlling as you like, please and please if you are never willing for this deal better back out please.." - Mr. Abdullah
"Please sir stop deceiving your self i can finally notice that you are never a serious type, but in all things we give thanks to God almighty, but its a pity you said you are a Father but i never see the spirit of sincerity in you, just use your tongue and count on your teeth... you are a noisy man... look man you are never sincere, right from the time... God bless you after putting me in debt and also in problem, "
- Mr. Abdullah
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 3:05 pm |
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As the only Eater member who is properly attired for VD thread Wooing.....(See my Avatar)
Come-along Ladies. |
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Salting the Gold mine
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 993
Location: Living next door to Alice
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 3:06 pm |
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Last year a friend of mine bought his wife an iron,
she bought him a set of panniers for his bike,very romantic. |
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Thanks for the history,are you have now....what new version are we entry.perhaps the birth of Prince George junior and how Willie Kate Middleton made love and gave birth...o'h...o'h the queen is fight war in Afganistan...Lest i forget you made love to your ground mom last nite...Uncle tell me a knew story...are you happy now........Mr H0rn J3rry or was that Mr J3rry H0rn,I never really knew 
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Look Mr Man,you must be a joker to think you can't' play smart with me I was just following you to see where you land.Stop contacting me you are just a fucking shucking dick........J@me5.
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 3:10 pm |
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As The Mon pointed out I thought it was quite funny over the years having a 'VD' thread with it's connotations - 'Love me and catch something'.
But no, I realise this place is really the Agincourt of Cupid's arrows so pray continue...... |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 4:30 pm |
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Like The Monsignor, I was halfway down this thread before the Oh!-She-means-Valentines-Day light went on. I've been happily married for quite a few years so my interest in female forum members is strictly professional. |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:55 pm |
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Gimli
Baiting Guru
Joined: 28 Jan 2011
Posts: 2484
Location: Middle-Earth
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:12 pm |
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Watch what you say Big Al! This dwarf is here and ready for some lovin! |
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Bibian: Lagos-Accra "Don't make me suffer for being good to help you."
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"stupid old useless woman." - Esther
"I said don't ever ask my office to draw any bused-shit for you" - Ban Ki-Moon
"you are quite elderly fraud star" - Ali
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:34 pm |
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@ JC, I prefer this one, all the ladies (?) I know love it
Ok, some may not be "Ladies", but definitely female
edit : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQm1OmLMNno
next time make sure the link is pasted |
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SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:54 pm |
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Oops. I posted this in PWT, shoulda been here:
As you were.
HEY, where's the VD fishing trip thread, eh?  |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:38 pm |
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I'm too damned busy to go fishin' Fae. Of course Wooing prolly takes just as much time but the rewards are much better for a successful woo.
@ Gimli, Nice ava......Even Dwarves need wooing. |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:56 pm |
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^^Big Al, Gimli, you clean up well! ♥
Let the wooing commence then. IIRC, the VD fishing trip was a bunch of sore losers anyway. But the chumming was fun! |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:39 am |
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VD the Gift that keeps on Giving. Oh wait...
Anyone got any ideas what I should get the Missus? The Mop I gave her last year hasn't seen a moment of action and that Frying Pan from the year before has only been used on my skull. Women....
@Gimli – check my Location eh? Crash Landing at an airport near you!
@ TheFae – With your Goose Repellent and my Moose traps we’d be unstoppable! |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:24 am |
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@Irish..are the ladies all mob'd up? I expect better from you sir..
Fae is the only lady to grace us yet...are the other ladies of Eater so disgusted with you bastards that they will not venture in?
Damn shame when we have to beg the sweethearts of Eater to be wooed.
Fae m'dear...you get a big smooch for opening up the dance. (and happy Bday)
A lass, who would enjoy this with me, would soon have my heart...
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:34 pm |
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"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:05 pm |
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sod this tacky commercialism, excuse to flog poor quality cards and increase the profit margin on flowers by 500%
Let's stay in and s***w! |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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