Collective noun for a bunch of lads?

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Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:01 am

Definitely A retch of love lads

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:10 am

I'd go with a bombaclat of lads, and, as subtypes.

A sobbing of orphans.
A herd of pastors.
A cafe of yahoo bois.
A chop of Gomers.
A molestation of love lads.
A mine of gold lads.
A demotion of officer.
A tree of NOK lads.

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:59 pm

An intelligent of lads.

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:56 pm

A smother of lads cos they should have been at birth.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

A gag of maggots

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

a surplus of mumu's

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:35 am

TheFae wrote:

I'd go with a "murder" of lads. They scavenge and flock like crows/ravens.
Plus, I like the idea. Twisted Evil

So, if there's only one or two or them, is it an attempted murder?

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:05 am

I could be stredded without paste here, but... How about a Hash of Lads?

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:59 pm

They'll always be just "my pets"...

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:57 pm

Illiterladium
--This is a collective noun. It includes all lads whose English skills drop to first-grade levels the moment they get pulled off script. It could also include those whose English is so poor they can't be pulled off because they simply do not understand a thing you write to them apart from an MTCN number.

Singular: Illadirate

The problem with Illaderates is that they are too stupid for almost anything beyond a straight bait.

Along the same vein, how about some other useful words?

Mugu Menagerie
--for a your favorite / active collection of pets

Laditorium
--any safari location that the baiting community shares thanks to established modalities
(The Simba resorts are my favorite laditoriums.)

Lassochist
--a pretty rich orphan girl or dying rich widow who tells you sob story after sob story.
(My lassochist has developed throat cancer. What a suprise!)

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:04 pm

Rame Head of lads.
Trafalgar Square of lads.
A YMCA of lads.
A Soludo of lads.
A twat of lads.
A hole lot of baptized lads. SIC.
WIMPed lads.
Lads OOOOOO.
Moneygram of lads.
Bucket of lads. Nah, wrong website.

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:52 pm

A Yahoo! of lads
An inbox of lads
An EFCC of lads
A Soludo of lads

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:53 pm

A Greetings of lads

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 6:58 pm

A CAPSLOCK OF SCAMMERS

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:22 pm

The collective for bankers is a wunch, btw

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jan 2014 Posts: 38

manbiteslion wrote:

A CAPSLOCK OF SCAMMERS

I knew I'd get some entertaining suggestions, this one being probably the most polite!

The irony, of course, is that far from getting myself a scrote of lads, a faecal, a modality or even a cockwallet, my laditorium is empty.
Not one has yet fallen prey to my infinite, perhaps virginal. charms. I attributed this to being a newb (though I kept my approaches short and sweet) but found some of my email addys had deaded themselves. Hopefully continued patience and perseverance will pay off.

In the interim, I've had a pm suggesting we could run a poll. To save me an hour of half-witted foraging around trying to do this (in between working and stuff.... I am self-employed) it would be great if some kindly soul who agrees might get a poll going. If not, I'll pop in later and try to get my shit together.

Thus far the ideas for the appropriate collective noun are nothing short of entertaining brilliance - as expected.

Meantime, work to be done Shocked

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:10 pm

Continuing claimed professions...

An incompetence of lawyers

An ingratitude of orphans

A kickback of police

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