The woes of confirming a safari.

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Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:05 pm

Lets go back to a distant past. It is autumn of 2010 and a doomed lad contact me. His name is a Mr Sanusi and he is a special lad. Up to this date he (and the man that chopped him) have given me 2-4 safaris. I really can't remember. And for a few months i have tried to get him to Ivory Coast. But sadly he already had a man there and i had t change my plans. I moved Reverend Alois to Korhogo in the north of Ivory Coast and instead tried to get the guyman to go. And Mr Sanusi he is an expert to scrounge up lads in every part of the world. Once he even found a lad in Sudan willing to safari for me and Dharma. Any despite my blatant rudeness he returns to me time after time.

So when i got in contact with the lad in Abidjan i tried to get him to Korhogo. At first he was reluctant and suspicious and wanted me to prove that i was in Ivory Coast. I told him to sod off and some time went bye. Problem is that i wasn't all that interested as this was a backwater safari. And the lads IP showed US, not even Readnotify worked. So i struggled to confirm this. As this was a national safari i couldn't use the change of country code as a confirmation.

But then a got an idea.

Quote:

Mr Goma there has been a development. I spoke with the church financial officer and he informed me that i could not withdraw any money unless the church know that you is on your way. This means that you must scan and send me the ticket before you come. Otherwise there will be no way for me to get the money.
I hope this isn't too much of a problem.

Alois

Would this work?

Yes, indeed it would! And this looks legit to me. If no one complain i will go ahead and confirm this safari. Mr Goma will arrive later tonight and lad disappointment will ensue. Stay tuned

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:41 pm

Lad have now arrived safely in Korhogo. Sadly for him Alois was no longer there. And sadly for him he had nowhere to sleep. But he got a nice comforting call from Alois' secretary who informed Mr Goma that he needed to go to Guinea to get his cash. No bigie, jjust go up there and pick his money up. Surprisingly the lad sounded quite cool about it. If this is becasue we he totally willing to go or because he have already given up i do not know.
But tomorrow we will find out.

Here is the call made by TheDane to the lad playing the secretary

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/LSh3AcKN/Alois_secretary.html?

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:07 pm

The lad wouldnt have it and he is not going to Guinea. So i did the next best thing. i told him to stay put, i'll be there tomorrow night. But in Nigeria the oga, Mr Sanusi was a tad bit upset.

What a disappointment from you, so you deliberately asked Goma to waste his time and resources to come to korhogo knowing too well that you are not there. I believe Goma had been speaking with you before leaving for korhogo and you encouraged him to embark on the trip. You would have told me that the arrangement of getting money has not been concluded instead of behaving this way. If you claim to be in korhogo you would have gone to see Goma face to face and explain things to him so that he will not feel dejected.

I am speechless and dumbfounded of your unbecoming character and what do you benefit from punishing and wasting Goma’s resources, time, energy and mind you Goma had been very reluctant of embarking on the trip and most importantly you are the one that was suppossed to go to Goma's office in Abidjan but because of your explanation of tight schedules i apologized to Goma to make the trip inspite of the fact that you refused to call him on a mobile phone showing ivory coast number and finally I put it to you that you are in Sweden once you cannot welcome your visitor but if you are in korhogo prove yourself.

Goma is waiting to meet you one on one as you requested. Thank you so much for endangering the consignment. The address you forwarded is existing but cannot find someone like you there. Behave according to your profession and do things like a religious man. you would have told Goma of the development instead of allowing him to travel all the way from Abidjan to korhogo without meeting with him, honestly it is very painful.

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:46 pm

How dare he address you in such a manner, you are a man of the cloth and above reproach! Cool

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:35 am

I'm sure he will move with some persuasion. Even if not, he can go home empty handed and thereby fuck things up even better without any help.

BTW; are you actually using Safari Hats to build a Pyramid of Faith? you must have nearly enough by now. 'twould be a fine sight Cool

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:58 am

I can build a small pyramid with them. Not up to TWAT standards obviously, but still. This was my 48th, and I am as I write his hopefully minutes away from confirming number 49. And with any luck there will be a pilgrim to the Chapel on Saturday thus making it to 50. So yes, a sizable pyramid.

His safari is, well I doubt he will move anywhere but home. But now he is waiting for me and i am supposed to come at 5 pm. Unless anything happens that is. Sadly I am not at home so there will probable not be any calls to him. Unless Ester Haase can call that is.

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:12 am

Dr Mike wrote:

Thank you so much for endangering the consignment.

Dr Mike wrote:

honestly it is very painful.

That's really all you need to save a day. Good job, my friend. clapping

Posted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 8:15 pm

Mr Goma is back from his trip. And after seeing the north part of his country he had this to say.

Hello Alois,
I thank God almighty that granted me journey mercy back to Abidjan today. I left Korhrogo this morning with 7.00am bus going to Abidjan and we arrived Abidjan 18.00pm, it is almost 650 kilometers distance.
Call me as soon as you are back, it is very important because i have completed the shipment arrangment of your consignment to sweden before coming to meet you in Korhrogo , so i want to know if i should cancell the arrangment or not.
I am waiting to hear from you soonest.
W.Goma

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 21 Nov 2012 Posts: 619

he doesn't seem so upset. and why should he be? you gave him a wonderful vacation.

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:43 am

Travel widens one horizons-so nice he did it at his own expense.

Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 10:52 am

The reason why this was a short safari is that the oga back in Nigeria never want to travel on his own. He have many contacts and when I set him up for a Lagos Abidjan safari he managed to find a guyman there. So I had quickly as shit move my character to Korhogo. So the stage was set before I even knew this lad. Sad but true. But I think he enjoyed his trip nonetheless.

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