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Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:26 pm

This one was tiring me a bit because he pushes and pushes not letting me control the action as much as I'd like. After getting an account I've slowed it down to a Snail's Pace:

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Pudding Pop:HELLO MY HUSBAND
TJ:Hey there Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:oscar ruitt
Pudding Pop:missed you so so much my lovely husband
TJ:I missed you too Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:okay my love
Pudding Pop:baby my uncle said that there is no money in his account
TJ:Darling I gots to get to that Bank tomorrow I does.
Pudding Pop:oh baby but you promise me that your going to be going to the bank today baby
Pudding Pop:what happen?
TJ:I done told you I was driving and was gonna try but I got home too late I did Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:oh okay baby
Pudding Pop:so when are you planning of gointg to the bank baby?
TJ:I've gots me some time in the morning so I can sees what is happening then Little Lady.
Pudding Pop:oh okay my oscar ruitt
Pudding Pop:but i really need it baby
TJ:We need it Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:and it will be great for you to collect it and send true westan union baby
TJ:Well lets me sees what the problem is first Honey Child.
Pudding Pop:oh okay my lovely oscar ruitt
TJ:So what you wearing?
Pudding Pop:but it will be lovely that once you get the money first?and then you can then send it true the westand union baby so i could give you my uncle detials
Pudding Pop:well baby am not putting on anything just a shite

TJ:Not getting you there Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:i mean why dont i give you my uncle deitals of westan union so once the bank did not send the money true his account,u can collect it and send the money true westan union or moneygrand
TJ:Well I spose that ain't a bad idea Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:okay my lovely oscar ruitt
Pudding Pop:so should i call my uncle now to ask him for his westan union names that you can use to send the money?
TJ:Well we still ain't got this Bankering stuff sorted so no use bothering him now.
Pudding Pop:oh okay baby
Pudding Pop:so are you saying that we should wait untill you get the money first ?
TJ:Well I done sent the money but your Uncle never got it so i gotta check to see what happened i does Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:baby go to the bank okay and see for your self what happen okay
TJ:Thats what I has been telling you I'm doing Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:okay my lovely husband oscar ruitt
Pudding Pop:so what time are you planning to go to the bank baby
TJ:Aww probably bout 10 I'm thinking Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:okay baby that will be better if you do go to the bank by that time okay my husband
TJ:So what you wearing Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:baby am just putting on a shite here oscar ryitt
Pudding Pop:ruitt
Pudding Pop: and you?what are you putting on?
TJ:Well I am in my Boxers and a Wife Beater is all.
Pudding Pop:oh sounds romantic my oscar ruitt
Pudding Pop:can i here your voice now baby?
TJ:Well give me a few minutes while I find my headset I spose sure Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:oh okay baby
Pudding Pop:can you give me the number of your phone so i could always text you
Pudding Pop:cause my phone have a problem with calls coming in
TJ:Darling I done told you I ain't got no phone cause I mostly use my CB.
TJ:Maybe I should buy us some and then we'd be happy.
Pudding Pop:but baby i will really love for you to get a phone baby
Pudding Pop:cause that will be kind of better baby oscar ruitt
Pudding Pop:yes baby buy one and i will be happy also my husband
TJ:I figured one for both of us if you is gonna be a Good Little Gal that is.
Pudding Pop:yes baby its going to be good my husband
Pudding Pop:so what kind of a phone are you going to buy for me your wife baby oscar ruitt?
TJ:Well I hears them iPhones is kinda nice but I don'ts knows much a bout them Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:oh yes my lovely husband i will love for you to buy me iphone baby
Pudding Pop:but how are you going to send it over here to me?
TJ:Well we is just talking I ain't even done bought one yet Little Baby Gal.
TJ:Plus you gotta act like my wife too.
Pudding Pop:oh okay my husband i understand you baby
Pudding Pop:what do you me by me acting as your wife oscar ruitt?
TJ:Well I lkes it when my Womerns obeys and loves and cooks too I do.
Pudding Pop:oh yes baby i know how to do all that
Pudding Pop:and dont worry when i get to you in xmas time you are going to see i will do all that for u my love
TJ:I can't wait cause you has one pretty little frame you does.
Pudding Pop:oh yes baby and i do love you so so much my lovely husband
Pudding Pop:so tell me are you going to here from the buyer tomorrow?
Pudding Pop:of your house baby
TJ:Well I hopes so Little lady.
Pudding Pop:oh okay my oscar ruitt '
Pudding Pop:i love you so much baby
Pudding Pop:lol dont worry my husband i will be all yours when i come down to you for xmas baby
TJ:Aww I likes that!
Pudding Pop:yes my lovely husband
Pudding Pop:so baby what are you going to do with the money of the house when you sell it oscar ruitt
TJ:Well it is ours ain't it? We cans decide I'm thinking.
Pudding Pop:oh okay baby
Pudding Pop:anything you decide then we can get it okay
TJ:A Husband and wife is a team they is.
Pudding Pop:yes my lovely husband you are right
TJ:Well I shoulds takes my Bath now Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:but am thinking of me openning a super market here in london so i could do some busniess or what do u think baby
TJ:Well that might be okay but i thoughts you was wanting to come to Canada?
Pudding Pop:well yes baby i will come to canada
TJ:Well you don'ts have to cause I could go to London too
Pudding Pop:but will love for us to open the super market here in london
Pudding Pop:cause in london here it will make more money then canada there baby
TJ:Well why don'ts we talks more of this in the morning Little Lady. I likes how you is thinking I does.
TJ:I gotta go and has my bath now.
Pudding Pop:oh okay my husband that will be a great ideal baby

Pudding Pop:okay are you going to be back here oscar ruitt?
TJ:I'll probably go to sleep cause am real tired Darling.
Pudding Pop:oh okay my lovely husband
Pudding Pop:and please baby do go to the bank okay
Pudding Pop:okay baby bye for now
Pudding Pop:and dont forget to go to the bank okay kissseeeessssss

So Pudding Pop has decided to forgo her Studies and open up a Super Market with Trucker John's new found Wealth. This might be interesting....

Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:34 pm

Quote:

Pudding Pop:well baby am not putting on anything just a shite

Just the way we like em... Covered in shite!

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:11 am

^^^^^ Me too, GT, me too! I do think they are a piece of shite, but that's a whole nether story Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:40 am

I think things went rather well this evening as we didn't have to talk about sex or more sex and that's a good thing when its Man on Lad Action:

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Pudding Pop:hello my dear
Pudding Pop:how are you doing today ?
Pudding Pop:and how is your driving work today ? i hope all is going fine over there ?
BUZZ!!!
TJ: Why you Buzzering me?
Pudding Pop:for you to know i just come in here
Pudding Pop:sorry any way
Pudding Pop:how are you doing ?
TJ: Well am good but hate been nagged is all specially after a long day Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:woow my love , that is great to know
Pudding Pop:sorry i am not the naggeding type okay
TJ: 10-4 Little Lady.
Pudding Pop:alright
did you go to the bank again ?
TJ: I sure did cause i had to figure out why that transfer didn't work Pudding Pop but I also has great news cause the house done sold it did.
Pudding Pop:alright my love ! what did you do about the banks ? did you pick the money as i told you?
TJ: Well I talked to the Banker Feller and he said there was some sort of problerm with your Uncle's account but that ain't the half of it cause the house done sold it did!
Pudding Pop:yes i am happy happy about the house my love , but i want to know why you couln't get the money send through western union
TJ: Well i went to the Bank and asked them what the problerm was and and then gots busy and now am here I is Little Lady.
Pudding Pop:okay my love , are you waith the $3000 now my love because things really get out of hands my love
TJ: Well i thoughts we was gonna talks bout that Supper Market I did?
Pudding Pop:yes my love that is what i hard in mind my love but , now i am really wrried about the money you said you that did not come to my uncle
TJ: Well lets not worry bout that right now cause we gotrs bigger fish to fry we does.
Pudding Pop:my love so what is on your mind now ?
Pudding Pop:did ypou hav the money for the house with you now ?
Pudding Pop:so are you tell me now that is should not pay my school fee again?
TJ: Well you done said you wants to open a Supper Market in London for sure you did.
Pudding Pop:yes !!!!! but it going to cast us lost of money my love
TJ: Well we done got lots of money now don't we Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:so what is your plan now ? because i really need some money to start up the ares survor on the best place it canb be sittle at my love
Pudding Pop:and that is going to cause about $5000 to do my love
TJ: Well I ain't got no plan Pudding Pop cause you is the thinkerr here I'm sposing.
Pudding Pop:okay my love , are you sure you want go into this business because is the best business going on here and it going to cast a lot my love
TJ: Well how much is you figuring Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:to start with i will need about $5000 to 6000 to be send through western union
TJ: Well Pudding Pop that don't seem nearly enough to be doing no Supper Market I knows of.
Pudding Pop:yes my love , about that is for that is of a start , to get necessary gthis done my love but if you the run down cast you should be think close to $50,000 to 70,000 but we need a start , we done have to rush all at once okay
TJ: Sure enough Puddin Pop burt we needs you to gives me a Business paln and then we can makes your dreams my reality.
Pudding Pop:okay my dear , that is why is , i told that we need a start to bring my love ,
Pudding Pop:i need to make good plan by going out some business partner who can put us throught my love
TJ: Well i spose but has the money here but I could find someone I am tinking.
Pudding Pop:baby dont worry about that okay i have some one here who is going to care of all this but all need is the money to start up my love
TJ: Well that ain't enough money so we gotta gets our Swans in a row for sure we does.
Pudding Pop:okay
Pudding Pop:so when are you sending me the money so i could start baby
TJ: Once you gets a good plan together I am figuring I could get maybe 40,000 to you for our Supper Market.
Pudding Pop:baby that is nice , told you already my love the plan is there is just to carry it out my dear . or what do you thin?
TJ: Well I likes it I does.
Pudding Pop:okay my love when are you send the money i really need to pay my school fee my love ,
Pudding Pop:i need to pay this week my love
TJ: Pudding Pop you ain't going to school there so what you asking me for?
Pudding Pop:am asking you to send the money you promise me for me school clearnace you said you have $ 3000 to my uncle that he did not see
TJ: Yeah but you ain'tcom inmg to school no more is you?
Pudding Pop:yes i told you that i just started one international cause that i will spen on 3month my love , i told you that why is need that money to pay my fee
TJ: That ain't making no sense to me Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:what do you mean ? seems you are trying to get me sick here now
TJ: Aww Baby Gal you saids you was coming to Canada then now you says you wants a Supper Market. Am Confused I is.
Pudding Pop:yes i am going to canada my school but not now i have to pay off the clearnace bill and get ready for it by next year okay
BUZZ!!!
Pudding Pop:are you there ?
TJ: Why you Buzzering me? Am trying to read waht you wrote but now am getting sore I is.
Pudding Pop:what do you my love
Pudding Pop:you don't know i am trying into problem here my love \
TJ: I ain't understanding you Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:my fee be end up on 25th of this month but nothing seems to be happen right now
Pudding Pop:and you promise you will send me $3000 to make up my fee but now i can get any thing from yet
Pudding Pop:why my love i am just worried right now
TJ: Why is you worried Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:because i have not paid my school bill and you have not send me that money my love
TJ: Pudding Pop you ain't going to school so you ain 't gots no bills to be paying.
Pudding Pop:i feel i am lessing all i have work hard for now
Pudding Pop:meaning what \
Pudding Pop:you are getting me upset okay
Pudding Pop:i thinks i we have to go out here and so i can thinks my self okay
TJ: Why am I upsetting you Pudding Pop? You ain't even calling me by my name but I is okay.
Pudding Pop:come my dear , you hot me so much okay
Pudding Pop:you telling me story here since i am hurt that okay
TJ: Now you is making me sore you is!
Pudding Pop:sorry for that okay , but you lying to me that you went to the bank to sending and i did not see any thing or hear any thing, bullshit you hot me okay , stop telling me story okay
TJ: What in the Blue heck is you talking bout Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:i said you are lying to me okay
Pudding Pop:did not send the money okay
TJ: My Mama ain't raised no liars no she didn't now you takes that back Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:okay the i need a prove okay
Pudding Pop:i let me see the pay slpit you use in paying because know bank will give onw okay
TJ: Pudding Pop you is being meaner than that a Greased Pig smeared in Jam covered with Rich Creamery Butter tied to an Ant Hill you is.
Pudding Pop:okay then good bye , thanks hoting me , please dont contract me again okay once again bye forever
TJ: Aww Pudding Pop you is being persnickedly you is! Am willing to gives you $40,000 but you is Belly Aching bout some sort of Foolishness you is? Dang it all you Womerns gives me Swan Bumps you do!

Some people have no sense of humor do they? Is this the end? Nah me and Pudding Pop...well we be just starting out (Torture Surely?) so Please stay tuned....

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:09 am

Jeeze this was fun. So you start with hurt feelings then get a few apologies then ask for something outrageous and get a few 'dem its' and ultimatums thrown in until all is okay with the world yet again. Tis a shame Alison Angel wasn't on site though...Know what I'm saying?

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Little Lady:hello my lovely oscar ruitt how you doing today my husband
TJ: Am sad.
Little Lady:oh my oscar ruitt what happen who got you sad my husband?
TJ: Well you done tore a strip offa me last night and that ain't right no it ain't!
Little Lady:oh am really sorry about that oscar ruitt just that i was just worried about my life baby
Little Lady:cause i need to get somethings done in my life
TJ: Well you done said that you weren't never talking to me again you did!
Little Lady:oh am sorry baby it was that i was angry at the transaction of the money you did
Little Lady:cause my uncle was waiting for the money in his account
TJ: That sure don't help how I is feeling no it don't.
Little Lady:am sorry my oscar ruitt
Little Lady:please forgive me baby
TJ: Am still hurt.
Little Lady:but i said am sorry
Little Lady:or dont you want me anymore in your life baby
TJ: Well that's what you saids to me and I has been a mess today I has.
Little Lady:oh am sorry baby okay please forgive me my lovely husband
TJ: Well why you says things like that cause it ain't nice at all no it ain't!
Little Lady:am sorry my lovely husband
TJ: I'm gonna gets me a whiskey give me a minute.
Little Lady:okay my oscar ruitt
TJ: Am back.
Little Lady:okay baby
Little Lady:so oscar how was your day today my husband
TJ: Well I was having headaches and bellyaches and couldn't pronounce nothing with the letter P in it today cause I was all fired up upset I was.
Little Lady:oh am sorry my husband am sorry
Little Lady:love you
TJ: Well you sure don'ts show it sometimes.
Little Lady:yes baby i will never hurt you again
TJ: Well you gotta make me believing is all Little Lady cause am confused.
Little Lady:okay my love
Little Lady:i was thinking about you all day
TJ: I was thinking a bunch bout you too but am sad.
Little Lady:oscar ruitt please dont be sad anymore i am here to make u happy okay kisssseeeeessssss
TJ: Aww am not knowing what to do now.
Little Lady:why baby
TJ: Well am hurt and scared I is cause I done sold my house for my Little Lover Gal and well am really confused.
Little Lady:baby dont be confuse okay am happy to be with you okay my husband
Little Lady:i will love you till i die okay
Little Lady:and will come to canada to see u okay
TJ: I ain't in no Canada but was gonna move there with you then you saids you was staying in London you did and now I ain't got no home cause I done sold it I did. You know what I'm saying?
Little Lady:oh yes baby
Little Lady:well i will love for both of us to move down to canada okay baby
Little Lady:so we have kids there '
TJ: But whats a bout that there Supper Market you was opening?
Little Lady:yes baby we are going to open it down before we move down to canada
Little Lady:my oscar ruitt
TJ: Well okay but how we gonna do that?
Little Lady:baby all we need now is a big shop and to get it rent and pay for it baby
Little Lady:oscar ruitt
TJ: How big a shop?
Little Lady:like 100%big baby
Little Lady:and that its going to contan the goods that we are going to bye and put in it oscar ruitt
TJ: What kinds of goods you planning on selling there?
Little Lady:well baby am planning of selling babys wears and also portable car parts
Little Lady:or what do u think?
TJ: Well I dont's knows lots bout that kinda stuff so I don'ts really understands I’m sposing.
Little Lady:oh dont worry my oscar ruitt i will take care of that cause i am your wife okay
TJ: Well you sure ain't been acting like no wife, know what I'm saying?
Little Lady:hmmmm i dont understand oscar ruitt
TJ: Well you is sposed to be loving and obeying and cooking too you know what I'm saying?
Little Lady:yes baby now i know what you say my oscar ruitt
Little Lady:but i promise to obey you and cook for you and love you with all my heart so much
TJ: Well that sure does sounds better but am still feeling kinda bad know what I'm saying?
Little Lady:yes baby i knwo but i want you to cool your heart down for me okay and trust me and belive in me your wife okay
TJ: Hang on I gotta get another Whiskey.
Little Lady:oh okay my husband oscar ruitt
TJ: Am back.
Little Lady:okay my love
Little Lady:so like i was saying i want u to know i do love you and want to be with you over there in canada
TJ: Little Lady I don't live in no Canada. Know what I’m saying?
Little Lady:well yes baby but i was thinking me schooling there and you bneing close to me will be cool
Little Lady:but if u want me to not go to school anymore well i will not okay so we can do supermarket
TJ: Am not knowing whats to do cause you made me real sad you did.
Little Lady:am sorry my husband
Little Lady:okay am sorry
Little Lady:forgive me baby
Little Lady:oscar ruitt
TJ: Well how is you gonna make it up to me cause am real confused now I is.
Little Lady:okay baby tell me what you want me to do for you to be happy baby oscar ruitt?
TJ: Well I ain't done thoughts bout it really you know what I'm saying?
Little Lady:oh okay baby
Little Lady:so how are we going to get this super market done baby oscar ruitt?
TJ: Well I ain't talking bout that til we gets things settled between us no I ain't!
Little Lady:oh okay baby
Little Lady:but i told you that am sorry to make you get sad baby oscar ruitt
TJ: Yeah I knows but I didn't has a good day ad now am drinking thinking bout stuff and am confused I is.
Little Lady:baby please stop drinking okay baby please
TJ: Aww I is trying to ease the pain I is and its Friday and all too.
Little Lady:baby plsese stop drinking okay please stop i dont like it when u drink okay so please stop it
TJ: Well I kinda like drinking specially when I is sad you know what I’m saying?
Little Lady:but baby i want u to stop it okay
Little Lady:u are hurting me when u drink
TJ: Well you ain't be overly nice to me so what is I harming and you never done make nothing up to me neither no how!
Little Lady:hmmmm okay i see you are not in the mood to show me love and care
TJ: Well you is sposed to be showing me love and care you is!
Little Lady:yes i will but you are not talking to me and remember that you promise me that you are not going to do anything that is going to hurt me
TJ: I am talking to you ain't I? Know what I’m saying?
Little Lady:yes you are but you are not happy with me and it hurt me alot
TJ: Well I was hoping you could be making this up to me and now you is saying this is all my fault and that ain't right cause I was trying to give you good news but you didn't care none at all you sure didn't! Know what I’m saying?
Little Lady:well am sorry if i got you angry baby
Little Lady:for give me my oscar ruitt
TJ: Littl eLady why don't you sends me something to makes me feels special again.
Little Lady:oh okay my husband
Little Lady:do you see that oscar ruitt
TJ: I do but I was hoping for something more personal I was.
Little Lady:baby dont worry when we are together you are going to sex me and get me pregnat
TJ: I was hoping for a picture just for your oscar I was. Know what I’m saying?
Little Lady:oh okay baby
TJ: You gonna put my name on it? I'd like that and then we could talks.
Little Lady:okay baby
Little Lady:thats the pics oscar ruitt
TJ: Well I thoughts you was gonna put my name on it that's what you said didn't you?
Little Lady:baby my camera is not good baby
Little Lady:but will do that when next okay
Little Lady:can i here your vioce?
TJ: I done called you five times the other day didn't I? Now do whats I says and I'll call you when you makes me happy! Am getting another Whiskey!

Little Lady:baby i want you to call me now okay i really wanna here your vioce okay
TJ: Well you sure will if you makes me happy and thats a for sure it is!
Little Lady:okay i want you to call me first okay
Little Lady:or dont u wanna here my vioce?
TJ: Well you ain't never been there before I be saying.
Little Lady:call me now okay
TJ: Aww okay. Gives me a minute but you best not be fooling with me know what I'm saying?
Little Lady:okay call me
TJ: Well you never picked up again!
Little Lady:baby am sorry my network was bad
Little Lady:so can u call me again
TJ: Well you ain't doing what I is asking but you keeps telling me to do this so you gonna be truthful?
Little Lady:yes baby i will okay
Little Lady:cause i do love u and want u now on bed with me
TJ: Well you is gonna be showing me a picture that has Oscar Ruitt on it ain't you?
Little Lady:baby my phone cant do such a thing okay cause its a old one
Little Lady:and remember i told u to get me a new one
TJ: Aww Little Lady now you is backing out even after I done called you. Now that ain't right none at all.
Little Lady:you are also making me cry
Little Lady:and now i see you dont trust or belive me anymore
Little Lady:#### crying
TJ: Aww now don't be crying Little Lady! Alls I asked for was one simple thing and you done said so you know what I'm saying?
Little Lady:####3 crying i see you dont trust me anymore ##### crying
TJ: Aww stop that wimpering you is sposed to be making me happy Little Laddy.
Little Lady:yes baby i know but i was trying to let you know that my phone have a bad problem and cant do your name on my pics but u still dont belive me #### crying
TJ: Well you ain't been honest no how cause you said you was gonna then now says you can't and I don'ts knows what to beleive for sure I don't. I needs a Whiskey.
Little Lady:baby u are making me cry and i need to go now ##### sad face cant belive this
TJ: You does what you saying you was gonna do and I'll be here. You know what I’m saying?
Little Lady:baby i want to here your vioce before i go to bed
TJ: Well I done called you and you didn't pick up now did you?
Little Lady:call me again
TJ: I will but you gotta do what you saids you was gonna do. You know what I’m saying?
Little Lady:when you get me a new phone okay
TJ: I'll get you a Gall Darned Phone but you said you was doing this tonight you did!
Little Lady:yes i said but my phone cant do that for now okay
TJ: It sure can Darling all you gots to do is write a little message so don't be playing round with me cause am not in no mood for this.
Little Lady:yes i know but it will not do okay
Little Lady:just get me a new one and then i will always put your name in all my pics okay
Little Lady:so call me now or you forget it
TJ: ?
Little Lady:am not here for jokes okay
TJ: ?
TJ: I needs a Whiskey.
Little Lady:call me waiting
Little Lady:call me now
Little Lady:or u forget
Little Lady:call me now
Little Lady:call me now
Little Lady:well i see you are just playing games with me
TJ: Why you being so mean to me? I done called you didn't I?
Little Lady:yes i know and i want u to call me again okay waiting
TJ: Let me gets my Whiskey. Back in a minute you know what I’m Saying?
Little Lady:hm,mmmmmm call me waiting
TJ: I done left you a message again I did!
TJ: You is joking me you is and it ain't Funny.
BUZZ!!!
Little Lady:am sorry my uncle was angry at me thats why i did not pick the call
Little Lady:call me back waiting
TJ: Why you Buzzering me?
Little Lady:sorry call me back
TJ: Only if you does as I was asking Little Lady. Know what I’m saying?
Little Lady:hey baby and only if you buy me a good phone that will do that then no problem i will do that okay
Last TJ: Well you ain't being serious here none at all then is you? I done called you twice now and you is still playing me likes I is a fool and I aint no fool for sure I ain't!
Little Lady:hey i am not saying u are a fool for god sake okay
Little Lady:all i just want u to do is to here my vioce .
Little Lady:but if u dont wanna talk well no problem u can go to bed
TJ: I done called you so quit Pissing me on!!!! Know what I’m Saying????
Little Lady:okay then fine i see you dont want me in your life anymore ##### thanks for breaking my heart and making me cry good night #### crying
TJ: You suit yourself. I is gonna spend my money on a Womerns that appreciates me I is.

Little Lady:baby i do love you and appreciate u okay
Little Lady:cause i want you to be the fatehr of my kids
Little Lady:and to make them happy
Little Lady:oscar ruitt i do love you with all my life since the first day we talk on fishmeetfish i have love u since then
TJ: Well you sure ain't been showing it you know what I'm saying?
Little Lady:yes baby i know and i promise that i will make it up to u my husband oscar ruitt
Little Lady:and you are going to see that we will be the best couple in the hole world okay
Little Lady:and our children are going to be our queen and our prince
TJ: Well you shouldn't be naming them just yet cause we ain't even had no intercoarse.
Little Lady:yes baby i know but dont worry very soon we will okay and i will show you how much u mean to me in the world okay
Little Lady:and we will both love each other and get to know how we get our goals on baby oscar ruitt
TJ: Well you does this one littel thing for me then we can talks bout that Supper market we can but I ain't putting up with no more demanding from you no I ain't!
Little Lady:baby i know you want me to do that but try to understand me okay my uncle phone is not this good to write names on top okay cause its a old model and not good also to take pics
Little Lady:but a friend of my phone could do that but she is not around for now she want for holyday but will be back soon and once she is back i will have her phone and do as u want my husband
TJ: It sure enough will make me happy it will but if you ain't serious then I gotta go meet another Womerns then know what I’m saying?
Little Lady:hmmmmm baby you are sounding as if you dont love me why is it like that baby
Little Lady:stop i hate when a man i love cheat on me its makes me feel like dieing
Little Lady:so please dont do such to your little lady okay
TJ: I ain't cheating on you and ain't that kind of Feller no I ain't!
Little Lady:oh okay my love thats good
Little Lady:you are the owner of my body okay
Little Lady:and i will be proud to go to u to the helta of god to wed u
TJ: Well you make me proud then I is waiting. Gotta get another Whiskey I does!
Little Lady:baby i dont like it when you drink that much okay
Little Lady:love you
Little Lady:baby i really do wish that we could just get married now and be together now forever baby
Little Lady:cause i cant wait to be your wife and you be my husband baby oscar ruitt
TJ: Am back.
Little Lady:okay baby
Little Lady:cant wait to get married to u and be with u for the rest of my life baby
Little Lady:baby my birthday is next week monday
TJ: Well how old is you gonna be then?
Little Lady:baby am going to be 28 baby oscar ruitt
TJ: OK.
TJ: See if you does likes I is asking then we can has us a nice time cause I just done sold my house for lots of money but you ain't doing nothing but what you wants and that sure ain't right no it ain't!
Little Lady:i dont understand you baby
TJ: Am here waiting for my picture likes you done promised and when I gets it we will talks but if you ain't interested in nothing other than my money then I'll finds me another Womerns who loves me for who I is!
Little Lady:baby i dont love you for your money and i will never do such okay
Little Lady:i love u for who u are and i dont care if u do have money or not
Little Lady:all i want is your true love and care to me thats all okay
TJ: Well then proof it Little Lady cause am getting real sore and that ain't right for sure it ain't!
Little Lady:yes i know baby okay
Little Lady:but dont have a good phone to do that okay
TJ: Am tired of your scuses I am. Know what I’m saying??
Little Lady:okay the fine
Little Lady:should use my body to get you ur name fixed in my phone when i dont have a phone
Little Lady:whatever you wanna do go on and do it
Little Lady:cant countinue to beg you like a baby
Little Lady:dem it
Little Lady:do what ever you wanna do okay
Little Lady:################## angry
TJ: All I was askings for was a picture of you holding up a sign saying Sorry Oscar Ruiit but you is being crazier than a swan you is!
Little Lady:well i know but i told u that i dont have a phone okay
Little Lady:and remember u promise to get me an iphone but u never did that
TJ: Then goes and borrow one. Am here waiting!
Little Lady:always promising and faile
my friend that have a phone is not around if not i should have done that for you since
Little Lady:she want to her anti place with her phone
Little Lady:and if u dont belive me well u can do what ever u wanna do okay dont care cause u always piss me off
TJ: You shouldn't have done promised then you know what I'm saying?
Little Lady:yes i know but since i could not do it and i explane things to u but u were so hard and treting me of looking for another woman
Little Lady:well i dont care if you get another 1 or not
TJ: You sure is treating me bad and I don'ts like that one bit no I don't Little Laddy!
Little Lady:all i know is this i dont have a phone is i dont have a phone okay
TJ: Then why dids you says you was gonna do thats for me then? Specially after promisering too!
Little Lady:well am not treating you bad am being honest here but you are the one being so rude and hard on me
well i know that you are not that okay well if you like you can go for another woman i dont care okay since you are behaving like this i dont care anymore,
TJ: Now i ain't being rude none at all no how!
Little Lady:but if u still want my love well i will always be here but only if you respect me and do as i say
Little Lady:well i have said what i have to say okay
Little Lady:i dont have a phone and that is final okay so if u dont like or love me as u clam to well i dont care okay cause you do pisse me off
TJ: You go and sits with the children and thinks about promising and then you can speaks to me proper like know what I'm saying?
Little Lady:well i dont care okay if u like go away from my life i dont want you anymore cause you dont rescpect you woman all u do is to make her sad and cry and beg u as if u are god### dem it
TJ: Not getting you Little Lady?
Little Lady:dont call me that okay you are no good man to me okay cause you dont love or care about how i feel okay
TJ: Calls you what Little Lady?
Little Lady:you are no good man to me okay cause you dont love or care about how i feel okay
Little Lady:yes u are not a good man as you said to me the frist day we meet
TJ: Little Lady I ain't understanding what you is saying.
Little Lady:i said you are not a good man for me
TJ: Why is that Little Lady?
Little Lady:cause you do make me sad always you dont care about me all u do is to make me cry always for you
Little Lady:dem it
Little Lady:going back to be single again
TJ: Well that ain't the truth none at all Little Lady. I was planning on marrying you til you went all Ape Craps on me yesterday and now you is saying its all my faults you is.
Little Lady:well i was also going to marry u but u are not always happy with me
Little Lady:so tell me now are you going to recpet me now and do what ever i say you to do?
TJ: You done said you was leaving me after I was gonna give you $40,000 for the Supper Market. Am confused.
Little Lady:well dont be confused okay
Little Lady:only if you promise me that you are not going to hurt me again and that your going to do all i say to u?
Little Lady:then i will love you back
TJ: Am asking for one small thing is all and you promised but don'ts seems to care bout my fellings none at all you don't.
Little Lady:well i need to sleep now cause i see that you are not really ready to show me that you love me and care okay
Little Lady:talk later okay good night
TJ: You has a good sleeps!
Little Lady:tell me do u love me?
TJ: Aww I loves you I does know what I’m saying?
Little Lady:okay i love you to okay
TJ: 10-4 Little Lady.
Little Lady:talk to u when am at wake okay
Little Lady:and we then talk about the super market okay. good night love you bye kissssseeeeeeeesssssssssss oscar ruitt

Dem it all it looks like we is an item yet again!

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:39 pm

Yup we is on:

Quote:

Pudding Pop:oscar ruitt
TJ: Hey there.
Pudding Pop:how are you?
TJ: Am hungover
Pudding Pop:okay if you say so
TJ: Just having some beers to ease the pain I is.
Pudding Pop:okay dear
Pudding Pop:DID YOU SEE YOUR NAME ON THE PICS NOW?
TJ: Well I sorta see it one it but its little let me gets my glasses.
Pudding Pop:OKAY WAITING
TJ: Its still kinda small Darling.
Pudding Pop:WELL THATS THE WAY I COULD DO THAT
Pudding Pop:JUST FOR U OKAY
Pudding Pop:HOPE U LIKE IT?
TJ: I thoughts you was gonna hold up a sign or something I did.
Pudding Pop:WELL I WILL DO THAT MAYBE WHEN YOU BUY ME THE IPHONE YOU PROMISE ME TO OKAY
Pudding Pop:BYE FOR NOW LOVE U
TJ: where you going?
Pudding Pop:I GESS YOU DONT ALWAYS LIKE TO TALK TO ME SO I GESS I SHOULD LET U BE
Pudding Pop:OR DO U STILL WANT ME IN UR LIFE AND GET TO LOVE AND TRUST ME?
TJ: I sure do but you was accusing me of all sorts of bad stuff you were.
Pudding Pop:now you are still making me feel bad ### have fun bye for now

Well it is an effort I'm sposing:

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:02 am

Things took a special turn today with Pudding Pop or Miss Carolina or whatever the Heck she is called:

Quote:

Pudding Pop: Dearlin there is some I want to entrust in to your hands, can I trust you?

TJ: Them Big Boobies?

Pudding Pop: Dearlin give me your trust!!! It about my late father! I never wanted to Lets you know but I feel is the right time for to know dearlin

TJ: Well okay I spose.

Pudding Pop: Just give me your trust dealin

TJ: I ain't understanding what you needs I don't for sure.

Pudding Pop: Just give me your trust dealin

TJ: You means am to be keeping a secret?

Pudding Pop: Honey it only what I have in the world that is why need your trust

TJ: Ok.

Pudding Pop: Yes honey it my life secret

TJ: Am confused.

Pudding Pop: Honey you don't hace too be okay! You are the love of my life and are spose know every little thing about me and share life you with me dearlin

TJ: Ok.

Pudding Pop: Yes my love

Pudding Pop: Hope you understand me now honey?

TJ: The suspense is killing me Little Lady.

Pudding Pop: My dearlin how?

TJ: Well I is waiting for you to tells me something secret but you ain't saying nothing.

TJ: I'll be back in a minute ok?

Pudding Pop: Okay honey, I was in the honey 3day ago my family lawyer was here tell me that is time for me to know what my father has left for over the, and he find out that I am in relationship. That is right for me to know, that in my father will to my over the year befor die. That in the will there is $3.5million usd and 29 kilos of gold . That my busband to be will stand for to claim the will for me! Please I told him a lot abut and that you ready to be with me as husband. Pl e

Pudding Pop: Pleaze this my secret honey! And want to with you and love you to receive this funds and gold for me honey so can spend life together as soon as I am throught my school and all

TJ: Oh.

Pudding Pop: Yes my dearlin did you understand what wrote you?

TJ: I thinks I do but let me read it again ok?

Pudding Pop: Alright my heart

TJ: This looks important it does.

Pudding Pop: Yes my dearlin it really important in my life and you honey! That is why I need to stand for me and receive the inheritance for me and I will join at once, my love so can leave a happy with my love

TJ: Well Ok but what you needs me to do?

Pudding Pop: Dearlin I want you to contact the lawyer so we can know how the will can be transfer to you honey

TJ: Oh.

Pudding Pop: Yes honey . I just trust you and I wouldn't love you to let me down honey, I need you to do whatever it take do this honey, please

TJ: Ok Little Lady.

Pudding Pop: Thanks my love, so can you write to the lawyer my love

TJ: Well I don't even knows whats to say Little Lady.

Pudding Pop: Oh my dearlin

Pudding Pop: If I just give the email adfress

TJ: Ok.

Pudding Pop: Address od the lawyer you write him as my husband dearlin

Pudding Pop: Honey are going to write him now so as we know where to start from?

BUZZ!!!

TJ: Well I ain't got his adderess I don't and don'ts knows what to ask him.

TJ: Why you Buzzling me?

Pudding Pop: Okay honey I will give you his email address now and tell him what tell him,

Pudding Pop: His name is, Barr Shamine Alavie,,, here is his email address [email protected]

TJ: Ok

Pudding Pop: Here is what you will write he, tell him you are husband to be, that you are ready to spend your life with me. You are writing to inform he that you want to know how you can the transfer will to you,

Pudding Pop: Hope you get it honey

TJ: Ok.

Pudding Pop: So are going to write him now my love? .

TJ: I sure can I thinks Little Lady.

Well might as well abuse another character then:

Quote:

Hey there Barr Shamine Alavie,

My Wife wants me to contacts you cause she needs helps getting her
Father's inheritance she does. I'm sposing she wants it to comes to
me I am cause that's why she is asking for help from me and you.

As luck would have it Barrister Alavie AKA Soon to be Barrister Furious responded:

Quote:

Dear Mr John T Boi
In respect of the conversation i with your lady miss Jenifer Peter and the Email you sent to me, i write to you to inform you about your wife ,whom her late father Mr. Richard D,peter who happen to Entrusted his Will to my chamber..
Right now,i was able to deposit the Gold (29 kilos) in the same Security company,where his late father deposited a total sum of $3.5million USD which the whole document is in my chamber..
His father wrote down a Will to me that will be released he by the time she has found a serious relationship that would lead to marriage.
,i had a conversation with her,when she told me you are the right person for her and that you are the one in her life and he inheritance can be entrust to you. i want to believe i am communicating with the right person.
My Best Regards Sir, i want you to understand that this is the only secret his father kept in my possession,which i have hid away from her for a long time. Now that she was able to talk about you,i want to believe you are the right man for her.i am willing to release the will to you,which her father kept in my chamber.
Sir, with your immediate response to this email it will enable me to send you the will to go through and then we can proceed to do change of ownership to your name to enable you to claim the whole consignment in the security company,
NOTE :- You are to keep this a secret to yourself. It is Private and confidential. Not meant to be split out to anyone else. it is meant to be between you and your man
sir. i am always here to give you my legal backup anytime and day. To see this come to Progress

I look forward to get your reply soon.
Thanks.
Regards.
Barr. Shamine Alavie

What a nice Man. Best tell the Good News to Ms. Peter....

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:37 am

Quote:

TJ: Hey Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:hello my oscar ruitt
Pudding Pop:how you doing
Pudding Pop:and are you back from work?
TJ: Am home now.
Pudding Pop:oh okay baby
TJ: I'm just checking to see if I heard from that Lawyer Feller.
Pudding Pop:what lawyer is that baby
Pudding Pop:do you mean my late dad lawyer?
TJ: Yes Ma'am I does.
Pudding Pop:okay
Pudding Pop:so what did my later dad lawyer say to you ?
TJ: I ain't checked yet Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:oh okay my husband oscar ruitt
Pudding Pop:so when will you do that baby?
TJ: Am trying to but you keep asking me questions Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:okay do it now i will wait here for u okay
TJ: Thanks Pudding Pop. It'll take me a minute. Did you make that Special Picture for me?
Pudding Pop:well yes oscar ruitt brb
Pudding Pop:just see if my dad late lawyer has replyed u
TJ: He did Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:oh okay baby
Pudding Pop:so what did he say?
TJ: Well he says that it's sposed be a big secret he does.
Pudding Pop:okay and what again did he said?
TJ: Oh says that it can be released to me if you is ready for Marriage he does Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:okay oscar ruitt
and did you reply him back?
TJ: Well not yet I ain't even done reading it yet I ain't.
Pudding Pop:okay i gess i should let you read it first okay
TJ: Hey he says here your name is Jenifer Peter? That don't make no sense to me none at all it don't.
Pudding Pop:baby thats my really name baby
TJ: Aww I thoughts you was Miss Carolina I did.
Pudding Pop:and my father knows me with that so he keep calling me that
Pudding Pop:baby my dad love the name jenifer peter and i gess thats what he told the lawyer before he died
TJ: Ok.
Pudding Pop:yes
Pudding Pop:so baby read on okay
TJ: He says that I should contact him to transfer everything to me he did Pudding Pop. Does that seems right?
Pudding Pop:yes baby it is
TJ: Well then we needs to be celibating then don't we?
Pudding Pop:well yes baby we will but we have to make sure we get this frist baby okay
TJ: Not understanding you Little Lady.
Pudding Pop:alright my love
Pudding Pop:i want you to get inheritance on you hands my love
Pudding Pop:so we plan life together my love
TJ: I'd like to get my hands on you I would!
Pudding Pop:honey , listen i want you know that this for our betterness to be happy in life , i want be close to you and marry you , i need so much that is why i have open my secret to you my love, i want you know we all together in this my love
TJ: Ok. So why don't I sends him a answer and you sends me that nice picture?
Pudding Pop:okay my love you can write him back for him to know that you are really serious
TJ: Well I done said I would Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:okay honey i want you do your possible to make sure this work out my love . then we can plan on how you wnat to live together my love
TJ: That sure is Sweet Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:really my love
Pudding Pop:can i ask you question my oscar ruitt ?
TJ: Yes Ma'am.
Pudding Pop:okay , as you know my secret now, how will you want use to spend the whole and manage the gold as husband and wife? i really want to know my love
TJ: Well i ain't never done thought about it no I ain't.
Pudding Pop:okay my love , since this news go to me i thinks the best way is , once you get the money and gold you to yourself , i will love us start i new business down where you are my love
Pudding Pop:or what do you thinks my ruitt
TJ: Well I ain't much of a Businessman cept I knows a thing or two bout Trucks and Fishing I does.
Pudding Pop:that is great my dear , then we can start buy more trucks or better still do that fishing business my ruitt
TJ: They sells this stuff down here called Punch Bait and it could make us a fine Dollar if we mades it ourselves at Home I'm figuring.
Pudding Pop:i want in way that the money get to you when start up a good business you know more about my love ,
TJ: That sure does sound nice it does.
TJ: What kinda Business do you wants Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:great my ruitt , that will be as when are doing this , you know we have to stand by me to make the this money will be spend wisely my ruitt as you i am little woman , that is the most reason why i bring to you my ruitt
Pudding Pop:my ruitt i will not love to do business that you are not involved on it my love
TJ: I ain't getting you Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:i said i will love to business you are involved in it my love , that want both of us to work together in the rest of my life
TJ: Aww with a Pretty Little Lady like you minding the shop we'd have Fellers coming for miles around to sample your Punch Bait we would.
Pudding Pop:that sound good my love
did you email my lawyer because he just call me from Africa now that he send you email wait for your reply my love
TJ: I just done sending a minute or so back I did.
Pudding Pop:okay honey ,
TJ: You got any sexier picture for me?
Pudding Pop:no my love
Pudding Pop:honey can i ask you something ?
TJ: ?
Pudding Pop:honey will you do all it take to make this will come to pass ?
TJ: I sure will Little Lady.
Pudding Pop:good my love ... why did dont i have you number so i will hear voice honey , i need to hear your voice on phone
TJ: Well I ain't got no phone cause I usually just use my CB I does.
Pudding Pop:okay honey , when are going to get me my own CB or phone honey
Pudding Pop:??
TJ: Well i use the CB in the Truck I does and my home phone is disconcerted cause I sold the house and is living in a Motel Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:oh my ruitt , is okay okay
Pudding Pop:so if the lawyer want to call you now from Africa how can he reach you honey he move there yesterday my ruitt
TJ: Well I guess we can Email til I gets me a phone I spose. Why'd he move to Africa Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:that was where he base my love , the was my father working before he death
he just over there because me my love , to let me know about the will
Pudding Pop:so he is the lawyer handle my father will
TJ: I'm getting it I thinks.
I don't understand this fancy lawyering stuff I spose.
Pudding Pop:how my love ?
Pudding Pop:you got me thinking my love
Pudding Pop:i want to be with you real life my oscar ruitt
TJ: And I wants you Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:yes my love it make it hapen my love , i want to be by your side want you are driving and eat , bathing , sleeping , and i need the whole of you my love
TJ: Ok.
Pudding Pop:i am very serious about my love
Pudding Pop:oscar ruitt
Pudding Pop:take good look my love , that is how you make me feel
TJ: Darling that is sexy but it ain't you. Dang you is a Funny Gal.
Pudding Pop:really ? how do you know my love ? lol
TJ: Well that ain't the same as the other picture it ain't!
Pudding Pop:hahahhahah , cos you make me hot abay come to me m=now i need you me bed ,
Pudding Pop:that is my late father honey
TJ: Ok.
Pudding Pop:you like him
are you come to fuck me now honey ?
TJ: Well I’d sure like that but not if your Father is watching no I wouldn't Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:really ,
Pudding Pop:so i can see you cock now
TJ: Well I don't has no pictures of that I sure don't Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:honey waith it was the lawyer again say he just reply your email my love
Pudding Pop:maybe you check your email my love before you go my love
TJ: Ok.
Pudding Pop:alright
TJ: He did sends me a message Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:okay my love
Pudding Pop:what he saying my love ?
Pudding Pop:any progrces yet ?
TJ: Well I ain't had no chance to read it yet gimme a couple minutes Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:okay my love go ahead
TJ: Well it looks to me like he is working on it does Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:okay my dear
Pudding Pop:did he ask you do anything yet ?
TJ: Not that i can sees but this Lawyering languish is kinda confusing to me it is. Can I takes my Bath now?
Pudding Pop:my love go back and read it carefully
Pudding Pop:or you email him ask he will can you get this thing done
TJ: Well he says it'll take 48 Hours so I thinks he is working on it for us I does Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:okay , honey can you ask him if there is any thing that deen to done about this
TJ: Well I ain't responding now but will in the Morning before I go Driving Little Lady.
Pudding Pop:okay my love . why not now i guess may ith waiting for email
TJ: Has a nice sleeps Pudding pop!
Pudding Pop:okay my love Oscar ruitt

Yup I'm opening up my own Bait Shop! Best order a whole bunch of Velveeta and Sardines so me and Pudding Pop can turn some real profit!

Before I go and Hang Around Somewhere else let's see what Barrister 'Shame on Me shame on You' has to say:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

I saw your mail and the content is well understood, and I will say is my pleasure reading from you. Jenifer is the daughter of my late client ( Mr. Richard D,peter ) who happen to be the owner of some property that has been entrusted to me be the lawyer of his family. Mr. Richard D,peter die 8 year ago, and Jenifer happen to be his only child and every of his property as been will to Jenifer but since then I am in possession of this will base on the instruction given to me by her father.

The instruction that was given to me by Mr. Richard D,peter is that Regina must call of a setting age before I will disclose the will to her and she will also need to have a man in her life as her husband. I will want to believe that you are the right man for her as stated on your mail base on this I was suppose to forward to you the will of Mr. Richard D,peter today but unfortunately I got your email while stepping out of the office due to some political challenge facing us here in our country. On this note, I will say I am very sorry for the delay and I will be sending it in the next 48 hours so that you can go through it before the property can be transfer to you being the Jenifer husband to be.

Sir i promise you that i will stand by you and your to make sure the inheritance to you as soon as i can Sir, all i need for you is to do your best in all i will start this, i want you to that we run a change of ownership to your name at once to assure that you can claim the property sir, please with your reply to now will make me know if will i am go to ahead and get change of will done sir,

thanks
Barr Shamne alavie

Hang on a second here. His name was Dick D Peter? Must have died of Massive Blood Loss when he got a Stiffy. Or Aids if he was a Smut Star...Either way I think I have my next Cat's name picked out.

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:22 pm

Pudding Pop and the Barrister have been good to John the last couple of days:

Yup RSOTs all round! Plus as a special added Bonus my second Bac O Bit from the Dynamic Dummies:

Quote:

Dear Mr John T boi
Thank you for your email, i really understand you too well sir, been that you need bank account to make the payment, to make sure that thing are done right in the on going inheritance transfer to you.

SIR here is the banks account detail

MUGU. SC. 208915.
AC.xxx.
IBAN: GB95BARC20891583221989.
BARCYLAYS BANK 306 ROMF0RD ROAD E7 9HH UNITED KINGDOM

Sir Note you are require to send me the banks bank payment receipt to file in as a document for court , that will assure the court proceed on change of ownership ,

so you are here by require to go on and make the payment, looking forward to hear from you

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:39 am

NSFW LANGUAGE AND SH*T I REALLY F*CKING MEAN IT!!!!!

So after getting two accounts out of this Lad I got Bored and decided to end it. Sadly it looks like the Game is still on although I tried my best under the circumstances to get some good Rants.

As some Background, Trucker John was in an accident and is in a bit of Pain but his Medication does help him to BeFuckle the Enemy.

Watch closely for the Great Roy (Damn) Mercer as he makes a Special Guest Appearance:

Quote:

Pudding Pop:u made the lawyer get mad at me today ### dem it
TJ: ?/
Pudding Pop:the lawyer was in his bank today and the bank was asking for the payment recipt you use in paying the money
TJ: I nevers had no chnace to lok
Pudding Pop:now go and send it to him or you send the payment reciept to me here now
Pudding Pop:waiting
Pudding Pop:cause the lawyer is really mad at us
TJ: Am hurts and not clealy thinks ok?
Pudding Pop:what is all this about omg them it
TJ: Ain't understandings. Puddin Pop
Pudding Pop:i said send the payment recipit to me so i can send it to the lawyer cause the bank people ask for him to get the payment reciept
TJ: Awww ment whats omg meen?
Pudding Pop:it means o my god
TJ: (Oh
Pudding Pop:yes
so
Pudding Pop:are you with the payment clips
TJ: Am on coach cause hurts and nor feels goods.
Pudding Pop:hey you are playing games
Pudding Pop:and i know you did not send it good bye
Pudding Pop:forever
TJ: Was in Trcuk Accident yesteday
Pudding Pop:i said good bye forever
Pudding Pop:u play games with i and the lawyer
TJ: Cause \i am hurtings? Nots understandsings!!!
Pudding Pop:go away okay
Pudding Pop:tell me the truth did you send the money to the lawyer account
TJ: Why tretting mee likes this? am your Hussbands!
Pudding Pop:but you lied to me
Pudding Pop:and the lawyer
Pudding Pop:saying you send the money why you did not send it
TJ: Aint no liar fer sure notts nice to be calin me namers!!!
Pudding Pop:but you did not send the money to the lawyer account
Pudding Pop:right?
TJ: I did so sends money did
Pudding Pop:then give me the payment clips
Pudding Pop:so i can know you send it
TJ: Am on coach hurtings loks after ok?
TJ: Yu shud pologixze too! Amm not lier!
Pudding Pop:hey were did you keep the payment clips
Pudding Pop:are you not with it there in your house
Pudding Pop:?
TJ: mights be in Oscar Ruitt but cants lok now.
Pudding Pop:cant you send someone around you to help you get it
Pudding Pop:if you do send the money
TJ: Am in Motel caseu solds house members?
Pudding Pop:hey just look for someone to do that 4 u okay
and if u cant get the payment clips i will get done with you and move on with my life
Pudding Pop:cause u hurt and deseve me and the lawyer
TJ: Wel am at couchs now and not feelinfgd good
Pudding Pop:good bye forever
Pudding Pop:u not a good man for me in my life
TJ: Why yu being meen am hurt
Pudding Pop:good bye forever
TJ: Yu apologizes!
TJ: am good man
Pudding Pop:if you prove to me that you send the money and show me the payment clips then i will then talk to u but if u did not i will go away from u
TJ: no yuo aint seeming like nice perrson
Pudding Pop:good bye
Pudding Pop:you made the lawyer shout at me
TJ: Whwy stil sayings thats?
TJ: He shudnt shout and nots my faults
Pudding Pop:u made the lawyer say i lied to him that you going to send the payment clipts
TJ: I didnt make thtaa feller do nothing. Maybe I neds to sets himn right ok
Pudding Pop:who is that u talking about?
TJ: That Lawyer I cants has him bee
TJ: nasty to Wife!
Pudding Pop:well i dont need you to be mad at him cause he wants to help me
Pudding Pop:but you dont want to help me
Pudding Pop:thats it okay
TJ: Ill im peace of my minds after my nap. I donts taking no kindly to some ashole being rude to Littel Laddies!!!!
Pudding Pop:u dont want to help me
TJ: Whys yu says that? That so called lawyer is pissing me on awful feirce!!
Pudding Pop:not your problem okay
TJ: muss defends my little Girl1
Pudding Pop:if you want to help me you go and send the money true westan union with that it will be easy for the lawyer and you to help
TJ: Sents monies has to loks to see if Dick hedd stoles it iss alls
Pudding Pop:hey go to the westan union and send the money okay
Pudding Pop:if you love me and what to help me as your wif e
Pudding Pop:go and do that
TJ: Wasx in truck accident and sposed to rest but can goes soons.
Pudding Pop:do u mean you going to the bank to send the money true westan union and come back and give me the tracking number?
TJ: Go to bank and see whats problerms
Pudding Pop:i want you to send the money true westan union okay
TJ: maybe hire good lawyer hoo not trates you bad.
Pudding Pop:if you want to help me your wife okay
TJ: He neds a good ol bitch slapping
Pudding Pop:and email the lawyer and ask him to tell you how you going to send the money true westan union
TJ: I;ll email himm and tell him whats I think off him talking meen to littel girls I wills!
Pudding Pop:no no no no no no dont talk to the lawyer any how okay cause he wants to help me okay
Pudding Pop:he is a good man
TJ: Am gonna defense yur honor cause no Greasy Homer sexual taking likes thta to little Babby Gal no hows!
Pudding Pop:hey if you email the lawyer and make him get angry i swear to god i will never forgive you
Pudding Pop:cause the lawyer is a good man
Pudding Pop:and want to help me okay
TJ: He sunds like Bully that nose nutting.
Pudding Pop:i said you should email the lawyer now and tell him u are sorry for the money not getting to him
Pudding Pop:and he should let you know how to send the money true weastan union okay
Pudding Pop:be fast
TJ: Am not sorry to that Fuck wit he makes me madd cause trets you bad. Gonna kick shits out of him I is!
Pudding Pop:hey dont u ever do that okay
Pudding Pop:the lawyer did not get me mad he was only asking me if you do send the money okay the lawyer did not get me mad okay
TJ: am man woo defense honor of littel lades from Douche bags
Pudding Pop:hey the lawyer did not get me mad okay
Pudding Pop:he is a good man
Pudding Pop:and i want you to recpet him okay
TJ: now notts nkows whats to thinks am fuming mad cause tat aint rite!!! Talking all meens and nasrty to wive Bastard Fuck head!
Pudding Pop:the lawyer is a good man okay
TJ: Wel whys hes being total Tool Cock liker?
Pudding Pop:so stop
Pudding Pop:he is a good man okay
Pudding Pop:u just be cool okay he wants to help us out of this okay
TJ: am gonna blows a garsket soons cause of penis puffer
Pudding Pop:hey i want you to email the lawyer now and ask him how you gonna send the money true westan union now okay
Pudding Pop:am waiting
TJ: am nots gonna mails him and tell hims hes a Bastard shit fro Brians
Pudding Pop:hey i told you to not talk of him like that
Pudding Pop:he is a good man
Pudding Pop:and did not get me mad okay
TJ: yu gorts me all riled ups like a Hydrophobic skunk yu does
Pudding Pop:hey dont get me mad at you okay cause you are making me get angry okay
Pudding Pop:am mad at you goodbye
TJ: Why am making angry it iss that Cock Wallets doings.
Pudding Pop:dont want to marry you again cause you want to blow my late dad lawyer goodbye forever
TJ: Not gettings yu?
Pudding Pop:i said you want to blow the lawyer and email him and call him names,then i will not marry you if you email the lawyer and insulte him
Pudding Pop:so promise me that you not going to insulte the lawyer?
TJ: Wel I donts no cause he needs a Forty-Five gallon of Whoop Ass he does By Gawd.
Pudding Pop:hey i said you should not say that about the lawyer if not am not going to marry you again okay
Pudding Pop:so promise me that you are going to be good to the lawyer?
TJ: It ain't nothing for me to Whup a Man's Ass.
Pudding Pop:dont do that okay
TJ: How big a Boy is he anyway?
Pudding Pop:he is not a boy he is about 56years old okay so have some recpect for him okay
Pudding Pop:he was my late dad lawyer okay
TJ: Well it won't take me all that long then!
Pudding Pop:you are mad
Pudding Pop:fool
TJ: Am maddly loving my littel baby gal
Pudding Pop:i said you should not be rude to the lawyer okay
TJ: Wells I best sheep on it but he neds to respect little girls
Pudding Pop:yes he will respect me okay
Pudding Pop:so tell me are you going to send the money true westan union now or what?
TJ: I aint going no where nows am hurt bad and druggy
Pudding Pop:hey you playing games again
Pudding Pop:shit you bye forever i hate you playing games
Pudding Pop:bye
TJ: wwhat yu sayings now?
Pudding Pop:i said bye you playing games with me
TJ: why yu sayings that cause that Idiot so called lawyer Fuck Face?
Pudding Pop:no the lawyer is a good man okay and show some respect to him okay
BUZZ!!!
Pudding Pop:u going to send the money or not?
Pudding Pop:true westan union or what?
TJ: Why yu Buzzling me?
Pudding Pop:are you going to send the money true westan union
Pudding Pop:and u going to the bank now?
TJ: Banks closed cause its nite tim
Pudding Pop:so when are you going to the bank?
Pudding Pop:and this time you sending the money true westan union okay
TJ: Whens I can goes out I soposin
Pudding Pop:like when are you going
TJ: was in accident OSCAR RUITT!!!!!
TJ: Wel i am trying
Pudding Pop:do it
Pudding Pop:and this time you send it true westan union okay
TJ: Sleeps now cause pills makes me fells funnier than am really.
Pudding Pop:okay
Pudding Pop:i want you to do something again
TJ: Nots understandinds
Pudding Pop:i said i want you to do one more thing before you go and sleep
TJ: Well i was gonna takes me a hot bath i was
Pudding Pop:i want you to email the lawyer and ask him what name are you going to send the money to true weastan union
TJ: Am not cause I is sore at that Little Girly Man and mights says sometin wrong.
Pudding Pop:i told you to be fine with him okay cause he is a good man okay
Pudding Pop:love u
TJ: Wils sends in morning if I ain;t still madder than a wet Swan teeming wit head lice covered in mint sauce and extra bac o bits.
TJ: Love nite kay?
Pudding Pop:just email hime and ask him what name are you going to send the money true westan union
TJ: bye fer now 1 love

Yes we are in love but John ain't gonna blow no Lawyer and that's a Big Ol Fer Sure Fer Sure it is! Might just have to Mop the floor with him and Mop it again for leaving a Waxy Yellow Build up though!

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:43 am

So I was hoping to Ditch this one but then there were Goat References:

Quote:

Pudding Pop:hello you
TJ:Hey
Pudding Pop:so this is how you are right
Pudding Pop:you taking me for a fool
TJ:Huh?
Pudding Pop:you say you send me money and you did not
Pudding Pop:well i dont think i will love you again okay i want you out of my liife okay
TJ:I sure did sends money Pudding Pop!
Pudding Pop:stop that okay i hate it when people lie and say things there did not dpo
Pudding Pop:do
TJ:Was in accident cants thinks right
Pudding Pop:you go away okay never you talk to me again okay good bye
TJ:wwhat? Why?
Pudding Pop:cause you dont want to help me okay always telling me s\torys
Pudding Pop:storys so goodbye
TJ:Am hurt and yu trets me this way?
Pudding Pop:you are not a good man
TJ:Am good you nots be beside her man
Pudding Pop:cause if you are you going to show me the payment clips that the banker gave to u when u payed the money
Pudding Pop:show me the payment clips then i will know u payed the money okay
Pudding Pop:and stop making noice
TJ:Hangs on a gotta deal wit Hippy
Pudding Pop:i dont get u
TJ:some one at door
Pudding Pop:why cant you send me the payment clips if truly you send the money
TJ:tolds yu bacl i n minutr
Pudding Pop:okay waiting
Pudding Pop:for the payment clips
Pudding Pop:and this time if you dont send it to me i will never talk to you again
TJ:Am back
TJ:Its in the Truck I done told yu
Pudding Pop:then get your ass off here okay bey you make me mad always with your lies good bye you good for nothing man
TJ:Am thinking you ain't a nice person
Pudding Pop:get out you bastard
Pudding Pop:i hate you cause you are a lier
TJ:Baby I love myou
Pudding Pop:na your papa u love goat like u
TJ:Not getting you?????
Pudding Pop:i said you should get off here okay
Pudding Pop:i hate you okay
TJ:You love me and I know it!
Pudding Pop:i dont love you anymore okay
TJ:Pudding Pop? Stop acting like a Small Child!
Pudding Pop:you are the one that is a lier
TJ:Am not lieing no how Baby Gal. what is with you?
Pudding Pop:get out
Pudding Pop:then show me the bank clip you use in paying the money
TJ:Whats that bout some Dang Goat?
Pudding Pop:get out i hate you and i dont love you anymore okay
TJ:Yes you do! You are just a Lttle Lady who needs some rest.
Pudding Pop:i dont love you leave me alone okay
TJ:All you need is some rest and then you can think like a normal person. It's okay I understand.
Pudding Pop:you are mad okay you good for nothing goat get out my list
TJ:Am feeling sheepish
Pudding Pop:looking for a new man in my life who is ready to help me
TJ:Am here
Pudding Pop:u cant help me okay so goodbye
TJ:Cab helps but not if you is being all Childish and Girly I can't.
Pudding Pop:i dont need your help okay so fuck out of my life okay leave me alone u fool
TJ:But we are to be married!
Pudding Pop:no i will not marry such an lier like u okay
TJ:You love me and I knows it cause we is destined to be together.
Pudding Pop:you are mad okay u are very stupid
TJ:Why you keep saying things that you know ain't True Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:cause you are a lier
TJ:Am confused.
Pudding Pop:you dont know how to lie okay so get out off me okay
TJ:Aww Baby Little Child Gal quit getting all Persnickety and let me takes care of your Pretty Little Head Okay?
TJ:Now Call me by my Special Name!
Pudding Pop:bye then since u confuse
TJ:But Pudding Pop what is you deciding?
Pudding Pop:you just tell me the truth if u truely send the money to the lawyer account
TJ:I did Ma'am so quit your Womernly Persiminations!
Pudding Pop:its a lie
TJ:Maybe that Lawyer Feller is a Big Fraud Star huh?
Pudding Pop:hmmm its a lie the lawyer did not do anything wrong
TJ:Well I don't know but he is the one cting like some sort of Kansas City Faggot ain't he?
Pudding Pop:i want you to send me money true westan union tomorow
Pudding Pop:can u do that/
TJ:Well I gotta see if I'm up for it I spose.
Pudding Pop:i hate it when u lie that you cant use westan union
TJ:I ain't lieing none at all no how Pudding Pop!
Pudding Pop:so tell me are you with the 5.000$?
TJ:Not understanding you Pudding Pop?
Pudding Pop:i said i u have the 5.000$the lawyer asked u to send?
Pudding Pop:with u?
TJ:Well /i done sent it but if it ain't there no more then i don't but if you know what I'm saying?
Pudding Pop:i dont understand you
TJ:Well call me by my name and I'll splain better.
Pudding Pop:oscar ruitt
TJ:Thats better Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:so tell me the truth
Pudding Pop:did u want to the bank?
TJ:So i was telling you I done did s Bank Transfer I did and if it didn't go through then I gotsa go to the Bank and see what the Prroblem is and all.
Pudding Pop:i want you to go to the bank and collect the money and when u collect the money email the lawyer and ask him to give u the name u will use to send the money to him true westan union
TJ:Well you was calling me a Goat or something so I needs some sorts of loverness first I does cause I ain,t no Goat am not.
Pudding Pop:okay you ain,t no goat
Pudding Pop:okay
Pudding Pop:are you free now?
Pudding Pop:so when are you going to the bank to collect the money?
TJ:Not getting you?
TJ:Is you Goat?
Pudding Pop:i said what time are you to go to the bank to collect the money
TJ:Oh. Probly bout 10 I'm thinkingPudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:hmmmm are you sure this time?
Pudding Pop:cause i dont want you to lie again about this
TJ:Why you calling me lier??????
Pudding Pop:cause i dont want jokes on this one this time okay
TJ:It ain't Funny you calling me Bad things it ain't.
Pudding Pop:and i want you to collect the money from the banker from the bank okay
TJ:You pologize for calling me bad things and I think on it.
Pudding Pop:and then you email the lawyer now and ask him to give you the names you gonna use to send the money to him true westan union
TJ:You pologize and call me by my name.
Pudding Pop:okay am sorry for calling u name okay
Pudding Pop:so now email the lawyer and aske him for the names you going to use to send the money true westan union okay
TJ:Who is the King of Kings?
Pudding Pop:i dont understand u
TJ:Say my name
Pudding Pop:oscar ruitt
TJ:More Better.
Pudding Pop:OSCAR RUITT
Pudding Pop:SO NOW GO AND EMAIL THE LAWYER AND TELL HIM TO GIVE YOU NAMES THAT YOU GOING TO SEND THE MONEY TRUE WESTAN UNION
TJ:Will in a Bit Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:OKAY DO THAT NOW
Pudding Pop:AND WHEN YOU COLLECT THE MONEY SEND IT TRUE WESTAN UNION AND THEN YOU COLLECT THE CONTROL NUMBER FROM THE BANKER OKAY
TJ:Say Hail to the King Baby!
Pudding Pop:HAIL TO THE KING
Pudding Pop:HAVE YOU EMAIL THE LAWYER?
Pudding Pop:CAUSE I WANT U TO DO THAT NOW OKAY
TJ:10-4 Pudding Pop. I'll do that after my Bath.
Pudding Pop:NO I WANT YOU TO DO THAT NOW
TJ:Love you Pudding Pop!
Pudding Pop:AND WHEN U WILL BE GOING TO THE BANK IN THE MORNING U CHECK YOUR EMAIL AND TAKE THE NAME THE LAWYER IS GOING TO GIVE YOU
TJ:Bout Ten I done told you that though.
Pudding Pop:ANF MAKE SURE YOU SEND THE MONEY TRUE WESTAN UNION AND COLLECT THE CONTROL NUMBER OF THE MONEY YOU SENT OKAY
TJ:Quit your Naggling am going to Bank.
Pudding Pop:AND I WANT U TO EMAIL THE LAWYER BEFORE YOU TAKE YOUR BATH
TJ:After
TJ:Bye Pudding Pop.
Pudding Pop:AND BEFORE YOU GO TO THE BANK I WANT U TO WRITE DOWN THE NAMES THAT LAWYER IS GOING TO EMAIL BACK TO U
TJ:Say Hail to the King!
Pudding Pop:HAIL TO THE KING?
TJ:Good night!
Pudding Pop:HOPE YOU ARE GOING TO EMAIL THE LAWYER BEFORE YOU TAKE YOU BATH[

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 3:48 am

^^^^ Holy crap that lad is out of control!

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 4:08 am

I love that you've gotten him to the point that he's not even trying to hold together his story. His frustration is beautiful!

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