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Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

I have borrowed my name from the Ebola Monkey....thank you!!! The rest is my own.
Mary is about to meet Father William U. Tuchme....

My first real bait, and still going, I think!!!

Feel free to critique.

Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 10:51:17 +0100

From: Mrs Mary Jones of Kuwait

I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married
to Dr. Harry Jones who worked with Kuwait Embassy in
Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year
2000.We were married for eleven years without a child.
He died after a brief illness that lasted for only
four days. Before his death we were both born again
christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry
or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the
Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he
deposited the sum of $3.6Million (Three Million six
hundred thousand U.S.Dollars) with a security company in
Asia.
Presently, this consignment which contains the fund is
still with the Security Company and the management just
wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to receive the
trunk box of money or rather over the whole information and
the document of the consignment to somebody to receive it
on my behalf if I can not come over.
Presently, I'm in a hospital where I have been undergoing
treatment for oesophageal cancer. I have since lost my
ability to talk and my doctors are saying that I have
only a few weeks to live,but i put all my trust in the
lord.It is my last wish to see this money distributed to
suffering christain humanity and other charity
organizations.
I cannot live with the agony and seeing the people that i
call unbelivers misusing my late husband's hard laboured
wealth.My late husband brothers who are muslims has taken
all my husband hard laboured properties and all the money
they know he kept in the bank,why,because they knew
that i don't have a child to inherit them and also am down
with sickness and will die soon.
Please beloveth,I beg you in the name of God to help me
pulling the deposit and the interest accrued from the
company in seeing that this holy work is acomplish
soon in jesus name.The Bible made us to understand that
Blessed is the hand that giveth.
I took this decision because I don't have any child
that will inherit this money and my husband relatives
are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard
earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't
want a situation where this money will be used in
an ungodly manner.
Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am
not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I
know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.
Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case
and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone
communication in this regard because of my soundless
voice and presence of my husband's relatives around me
always. I don't want them to know about this development.
With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your
reply I shall give you the contact of the Security Company
in Asia,the consignment details and the document.I want you
and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my
shephard.My happiness is that since i and my late huband
convert to christains,We lived a life of a worthy
Christians and also new creatures in christ,i know whoever
that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and
truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for
another person for this same purpose,but i believe you can
handle it.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated
herein.
Hoping to hearing from you soon.
Mrs Mary Jones.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

My first response:

To: "Mary Jones" <[email protected]>

Mary, My sister-in-Christ, you have reached out to the right person.
The Lord works in mysterious ways, and he has guided you to me. The Devil has sent to us in the past a Nigerian sinner who tried under false pretenses to get money from our Church, but the Lord provided us the vision to see through this thief bastards evil ways.
I am glad to see you are from Kuwait, an honest country that my country has helped in the past.
Allow me to introduce myself....I am Father William U. Tuchme, High Priest of the Holy Order of Ejaculate Reception.
Our ministry is dedicated to serving the needs of children with terminal illnesses, much like the illness you have. In God's works, all will be healed in the afterlife, forever and ever amen.

Your story of sorrow has brought tears to my eyes, sister, and you are now on our daily prayer list.
Let me know what we can do to help, within the law of God and the authorities.
Whatever it takes so that those damn Muslim sob's don't get the money to blow up innocent people. Let us bgin our business swiftly and fruitfully, before your blessed soul passes into the afterlife.
Stay strong in your faith....as The Lord says in Analiscious 5:13....."never shall the blessed hunger, who partake from the buttocks of the righteous...."

Yours in God,
Father Wiiliam

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

Subject: Calvary Message/picture
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 18:13:31 +0100

Dear Father William,
Thanks for your quick response to my call.May the good GOD bless you as
you
made up your mind to help me in seeing that the name of the almighty is
glorify.
Beloveth i want you to know this,i was a muslim and also a sinner,but
the
LORD touch me through my late husband who first converted to christain
before i join.To testify before you beloevth since i became a new
creature,the good LORD has really been good to me and i believe there
is
life in christainity.
I have stick unto the LORD even no matter what am going through now,i
know
and believe with prayers i will be heal.I also vow to use all i have to
serve the almghty once am still alive,so brother in christ i believe
the
almighty knows why he choosed you in helping to see that this holy work
is
accomplish soonest.Please brother William,i will like to know from your
whole heart if you can handle and do this great work as i stated
below.I
belive that you as a christain brother,once you promise me of handling
it
properly as i stated,you has also promise the almighty,because nothing
under
this earth is hiden for GOD.I belive the almighty GOD has a risen for
everything that is happening to us in this world,so beloveth i don't
think
much about my self,i know i will die one day or maybe after this holy
sacrifices i will be totaly heal of my sickness.
My sickness is not paining me in any way beloveth,the most painful
thing to
me is my late husband brothers which i explain to you in my letter.My
late
husband brothers who are muslims has taken all my husband hard laboured
wealth and all the money they knew he kept in the bank and left me with
empty hand.Even treaten to kill me to death,why,because am a
christain,they
knew that i don't have a child to inherit them and also am down with
sickness and may die soon.
So for this paticular fund deposited with a chinese security company as
our
family valuables,i has vow that it must be used to work for GOD in
serving
christains humanity,they don't know about this one,all the whole
information
and the document about it is with me.
Beloveth can you imagine that right now am owning the hospital where am
recieving medical treatment over $275000,if not for mercy of GOD they
would
have throw me out of there hospital.
Brother i will be under going a serious operation on the 30th and will
like
hear from you soon,to enable me forward the whole information and the
document of the consignment to you.
This is how the fund will be distributed immediately is under your
care,60%
of the whole fund will go into the main project which our suffering
christain humanities are to benefit from.10 % will be for any expenses
you
occur while claiming the consignment from the chinese security company
and
you will send the remaining 30% for me here so i can use it in
settling my
hospital bill and also donate some Iraq refugees and motherless baby
homes
here.
Thanks be to GOD that i still have some strength to access computer
from my
hospital room which am receiving treatment.
Please brother William i attach a copy of my picture in this
mail,please i
will like you to place your hand on it and pray for me,i believe with
prayers i will still get better and will also like you to send a copy
of
your picture to me too.
May the almighty be with us always,
Mrs Mary Jones.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

Subject: Re: Calvary Message/picture
To: "Mary Jones" <[email protected]>

Sister in Christ,
It is so nice to hear from you so soon. I am filled with joy that the Holy Spirit has enabled you to reply despite your ailing health.
I have lain my hands all over your picture, and The Order of Ejaculate was placed upon you.
You look so beautiful in health, surely you will be ever more beautiful when you stand before God in his Ejaculatory Kingdom.
Our Heavenly Lord and Father, and his mother, who shares the same name as you, Mary Whattsserrname, will give me the strength to help you on our mission.
How do we proceed?

I'm praying for you Mary, praying like hell,
Father Will

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

: Company and consignment details
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 16:25:20 +0100

Dear brother William,
You can find the company's details from the certificate of deposit.
Below is the whole secret informations of the consignment and the
certificate of deposit for the consignment,the company are the ones
holding
the orignal copy.

Consignment Linux Code number- 000/0515/0055Jones
Consignment Batch Number- 1L/DD790
Consignment Reference number- JY00951001
Consignment Password- ATZXXXXXOO/XX-O

Also father William,incase they mistakenly ask you to tell them the
content
of the consignment which you are claiming,all you will tell them is
family
valuables.They must not hear from you that it is fund that is
inside,because
it was deposited and also registered as Jones family valuables.
Almighty GOD will sue us through,so this holy work will take place
soon.
Your sister in christ,
Sister Mary Jones.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

She's getting impatient:

Subject: Beloveth i has fulfill my word,please act accordenly
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 16:27:35 +0100

Dear Father William,
Thanks for prayer again and i know the alimighty GOD who great us in
his own
image is really with us,in seeing that this holy work and sacrifice is
accomplish soon. I can testify before you that since i made up my mind
to do
this work for our greator,my health condition is really improving,so
brother
help to give praise and thanks to the almighty.
Beloveth note down,this thing am doing with you now is just a small
blessing
that is coming to your way now,watch out and see the blessing that will
be
on your way immediately receive this consignment from the security
company
and also fulfill the promised you made between me,you and the
almighty.Beloveth,My prayers to you is the almighty GOD will lift you
above
all your compatriots in ministry line with you,because of your help for
a
poor widow like me and also in seeing that almighty name is glorify.
Brother there is nothing more to waste time for,below is everything
which
you need in claiming the consignment.
Address letter to the officer incharge,brief them that you want to put
a
claim on behalf of Jones family, depositors of the consignment with the
details below,which was deposited with there company in 1999.Tell them
you
are ready to put a claim to the consignment now,due to Mrs Jones
health condition that is why she instruted you to put the claim on her
behalf and also forward the consignment details which they can confirm
below.
So brother William go ahead and contact the company immedately through
email,you also call them on phone so they will know how serious you are
to
claim the consignment.
Please beloveth go ahead and act accordenly as i just explain to you.My
hope
and trust rest on you now.
May the almighty be with us always,
Your sister in Christ,
Mary Jones.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

Subject: Re: Beloveth i has fulfill my word,please act accordenly
To: "Mary Jones" <[email protected]>

My Blessed Mary,
You did not provide me with the contact details......please send them asap, as God's work is waiting.

Father Will U. Tuchme

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

Subject: Beloveth all information,please act accordenly
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 13:41:24 +0100

Dear brother William,
Sorry for not been able to reply you in time,i was down and couldn't
get
up.But thanks be to the almighty that i have a little strenght
now.Please
beloveth i didn't remember that i has not forward this details to,you
know
my health condition has make me a thinkless person,but i know with
prayers i
will be alright again.Beloveth what you are owning me is prayers and
also to
send the percentage ment for my hospital bills which i has explain to
you to
enable me settle all my hospital bills here.Beloveth you know am
suppose to
under go operation soon,but the hospital authority has insisted that
until i
pay all am owning before they can perform the operation for me.So
beloveth
help my health condition and also the christain humanity which is to
benefit
from this holy sacrifices in making sure you secure the consignment
from the
security company soon.
You can find the company's details from the certificate of deposit.
Below is the whole secret informations of the consignment and the
certificate of deposit for the consignment.

Consignment Linux Code number- 000/0515/0055Jones
Consignment Batch Number- 1L/DD790
Consignment Reference number- JY00951001
Consignment Password- ATZXXXXXOO/XX-O

Also father William,incase they mistakenly ask you to tell them the
content
of the consignment which you are claiming,all you will tell them is
family
valuables.They must not hear from you that it is fund that is
inside,because
it was deposited and also registered as Jones family valuables.
Almighty GOD will sue us through,so this holy work will take place
soon.
Your sister in christ,
Sister Mary Jones.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

A few big fancy words to let Mary know I'm on top of things:

Subject: Re: Beloveth all information,please act accordenly
To: "Mary Jones" <[email protected]>

Sister Mary,
Blessed be the Lord on High, and screw all the dirty s.o.b. muslims down here on earth, may they rot in hell with hemmorhoids, Amen.

Sorry to hear of your continuing ailments.
Please know that I will contact the Security Company henceforth and forthwith, notwithstanding all pontifications, and with due diligence and documentorial tittillation.
Is that acceptable, or should I just email them???

I have been praying for you, and laying all the powers of the Holy Order of Ejaculate upon your picture....do you feel the power?
Our Church has a small Discretionary Illness Fund which we use for purposes such as yours.....Christians in need of medical treatment.
Tell me the amount, and I will present it to the Board of SikkenTyredness, which will make the Final Decision.

Please write back soon,
Father Will U. Tuchme
High Priest
Holy Order of the Ejaculate

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

Subject: Calvary message,beloveth i heard a voice
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 15:59:28 +0100

Dear brother William,
I knew that a powerfull prayer is going on for me and the almighty also
reveal it to me,i believe that is while i was able to reply you.Because
i
was sleepling and suddenly i hear somthing like a voice that told me to
weak
up and check my mail,that was while i was able to reply you again now.
Beloveth one there is nothing more to waste time for,the company is
with all
the orignal documents.They forwarded my late husband the copy of this
deposit certificate when he was alive and tell him that anybody which
will
come for this consignment must forward a copy of the deposit
certificate
which is with you now.
Father William,thanks you very much for your consign in seeing that i
feel
comfortable.But i will not like to border you much leave that church
fund,because there might be other christain humanity which will be in
urgent
need of it more than i do.No matter what am going through with hospital
authority for the $275000 which am owning,i will continue pleading to
them
to bear with me until you receive that consignment.
Just go ahead and write the company,you can also call them on phone so
they
will know how serious you are to claiming the consignment.
May the KING of KINGS be with you in seeing everything is settled soon.
Your sister in Christ,
Mary Jones.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

I shoot an email to the Security company....think they'll have enough info to help poor Mary?

To: [email protected]

Sister Mary has asked me to contact you about our Family Valuables.

Sincerely,
Father William U. Tuchme

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

Letting Mary know I have made contact with Security:

Subject: Re: Calvary message,beloveth i heard a voice
To: "Mary Jones" <[email protected]>

Dearest Mary,
I am glad to hear the ejaculatory power is working on you.

Please Mary, do not refer to me as "Brother"...I am a High Priest....please refer to me as "Father Will U. Tuchme, or Father Will or Bishop.

I have contacted the Security Company by email just a few moments ago....am waiting to hear from them.
We must communicate FAST today because I will be on Sabbatical for 4 days beginning tonite.
There are so many needy colons waiting for ejaculatory fulfilling.

God Be with You
Father Will U. Tuchme

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

Oh dear....they can't find Mary's info!!!

From: "linux globaltrust" <[email protected]> View Contact Details
To: [email protected]
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 15:00:18 +0800
Subject: REPLY

ATTN:
FATHER WILLIAM U. TUCHME,
WE AT LINUX GLOBAL TRUST LTD CHINA GOT YOUR MAIL AND ALSO SAW YOUR REQUEST,I HAS BEEN TRACKING THE NAME SISTER MARY BUT DIDN'T FIND ANY DEPOSITOR WITH SUCH NAME.PLEASE SIR CAN YOU FORWARD THE SECRET INFORMATION OF THE CONSIGNMENT TO ENABLE US RETRACK IT,MAYBE SISTER MARY AS YOU MENTIONED IS NOT THE NAME USED TO REGISTER THE CONSIGNMENT HERE.
WAITING URGENTLY TO ENABLE KNOW HOW WE CAN HELP YOU.
MR XIAN LEE.
OFFICER INCHARGE FOREIGN CONSIGNMENT DEPARTMENT.
LINUX GLOBAL TRUST LTD
TESU BUILDING 9186 GUANGHUA 2ND ROAD GUANGZHOU CHINA
TEL- + 86-13113767924
FAX- + 86- 2083803682

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

Blah Blah Blah....Mary's gonna get "distobed"!!!

Subject: Re: Calvary message,
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 19:38:20 +0100

Dear Father William,
Please continue praying for me and am already receiving my
healing.Please
pray for me as am also praying without season,thanks be to GOD as you
have
been in contact with the security company,i have also asure the
hospital
authority that i will be paying them what ever am owning them
soon.Because
they wanted to distob me today,but the almighty GOD was with me and
they
only said to me please madam pay us soon.
Father can't you see the almighty is really doing a great work in my
life.Father i will be waiting to hear from you immediately you receive
the
consignment from the security company to enable me pay this them what
ever
am owning them.
May the peace of our GOD be with you always,
Your sister in Christ,
Mary Jones

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

I was on a 4 day Sabbatical....she's worried

Subject: Calvary message,Father William are you alrighty
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 15:54:44 +0100

Dear Father William,
Beloveth father are you alrighty?I have been worried and also waiting
to
hear from you even to brief me the situation of thing with you and the
security company.Father all my hope in settling all the bills am owning
this
hospital authority soon rest on you as they has keep on bordering
me.Please
father William put it in your prayers too,so they will excise patient
for me
until you receive the consignment.
I will be waiting to hear from you soon father William.
May the KING of KINGS be with you in seeing everything is settled soon.
Your sister in Christ,
Mary Jones.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

Still worried....

Subject: Calvary message
Date: Mon, 01 Nov 2004 15:23:11 +0100

Dear Father William,
Beloveth are you are alrighty?Please father William don't let me die of
thinking and you know all my hope rest on you.Am very worried and it
has
makes my blood presure to rise up.
Please Father i will be waiting to hear from you,so i can tell this
hospital
authority when i will be paying there bills,because they have been
distobing
me.I believe you must have receive the consignment from the security
now.Father please get back to me soon,so my health condition will also
improve.Don't keep me thinking everyday as you know exactly what am
going
through here.
May the almighty be with you.
Your sister in Christ,
Mary Jones.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

Time to make her blood pressure rise more....

Subject: Re: Calvary message
To: "Mary Jones" <[email protected]>

Sister Mary,
As I told you last week, I went on a 4-day colon-crusade sabbatical.

I hope and pray that your health does not kill you dead and send you to Hell.

Mary,
I am disturbed by the emai I received from the Security Company....it seems that they have never heard of you. I have included a copy of their email to me.
Maybe we should end our business.

Regretfully,
Father Will

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

Oops...I made a mistake....Mary is beside herself.

Subject: Re: Calvary message
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 16:45:42 +0100

Dear father William,
Beloveth i have been down since two days now,but thanks be to the
almighty
am feeling better now.You know i was very worried for not hearing from
you,but i just remember now that you told me that you will be on 4-day
crusade.Father you know my health condition has make me not thinking
normal
sometimes,but i believe the almighty is in control of me.
Father William i don't know has you address the letter to the security
company,from there letter which you forwarded to me which i just
read,is
like you told them the consigment was deposited by i Mrs Mary.That is
a
very big mistake from you father William,you too also saw the
certificate
which i forwarded to you.The consignment was deposited by my late
husband as
Jones family Valuables,from this letter too the company requested the
secret
information of the consignment from you and i think you didn't forward
it to
them too.But i handed over the secret informations and the certificate
of
deposit of the consignment to you.
Oh father William am suprise to see that you are the one that make a
big
mistake,please father Willaim am forwarding the secret information and
the
certificate of the consignment to you again and also consignment was
deposited by Jones family not Mrs Mary.Please father all my hope and
the
hope of our fellow christain humanity which will benefit from this fund
immediately you receive the consignment rest on you.Father go ahead and
forward the secret information of the consignment which they requested
and
also brief them the consignment which you want to claim was deposited
by
depositor is Jones.Plead to them for the mistake you made in the first
place.Also tell them is because of Mrs Jones health condition that is
why
she handed over the consignment whole information to you,so you can
help in
putting the claim on her family behalf.Father William please act as i
just
advice you now.
May the almighty be with you.
Yours sister in christ,
Mary Jones.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

She gives me the double-top-secret info again.

Subject: Consignment secret information and certificate
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 16:51:40 +0100

Dear father William,
This is the secret information and the certificate of deposit of the
consignment.

Consignment Linux Code number- 000/0515/0055Jones
Consignment Batch Number- 1L/DD790
Consignment Reference number- JY00951001
Consignment Password- ATZXXXXXOO/XX-O

Please go ahead and forward them to the company,you can also call them
on
phone,plead to them about your delay and the mistake you made in the
first
place.
Yours sister in christ,
Mary Jones.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

I act like I never received it.....

Subject: Re: Calvary message
To: "Mary Jones" <[email protected]>

Oh praise be to God...you're still alive!!!

Holy Ejaculatory Blessings shall drip down upon your face and continue healing you.
Dearest Mary,
I'm afraid that I no longer have the Security Company contact info or the double-top-secret information.
I deleted them when I thought you were dead and the Security Company didn't know who you were.
Please send them to me again, and I will beg and plead for their mercy and hope the power of Almighty God will help them to understand my mistake.

Please Hurry....type like hell, Mary.

Father Will

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

She sends it again....

Subject: Consignment secret information and certificate again
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 17:33:18 +0100

Dear Father William,
I know your prayers to me are healing me,so i will not die but live and
worship the almighty GOD,even father when am totally healed,i must come
over
to the USA and testify in front of the congregation of your church what
GOD
did to me through you.
Please father continue praying for me.Father the contact of the
security
company is in the deposit certificate which i attached in this
letter.Please
father write to the security company immediately,tell them you need the
consignment urgently.
Father go ahead and contact them immediately.The GOD of ABRAHAM AND
JECOB
will sue us through soon,so we can glorify and also lift almighty name
higher through this holy sacrifices.
Below is the whole secret informations of the consignment and the
attachment
of the certificate of deposit for the consignment again.

Consignment Linux Code number- 000/0515/0055Jones
Consignment Batch Number- 1L/DD790
Consignment Reference number- JY00951001
Consignment Password- ATZXXXXXOO/XX-O

Thanks be to GOD i was about to close my computer and just see your
letter
again,the almighty is really working.
May the almighty be with us always
Your sister in christ,
Sister Mary Jones.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

Now I send the Securty Company the info....

: "Rxb Mxxxxgan" <[email protected]> View Contact Details
Subject: Fwd: Consignment secret information and certificate again
To: [email protected]

Please forgive us....here is the info.
Mary needs help.

Note: forwarded message attached.

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Subject: Consignment secret information and certificate again
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 17:33:18 +0100

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Dear Father William,
I know your prayers to me are healing me,so i will not die but live and
worship the almighty GOD,even father when am totally healed,i must come
over
to the USA and testify in front of the congregation of your church what
GOD
did to me through you.
Please father continue praying for me.Father the contact of the
security
company is in the deposit certificate which i attached in this
letter.Please
father write to the security company immediately,tell them you need the
consignment urgently.
Father go ahead and contact them immediately.The GOD of ABRAHAM AND
JECOB
will sue us through soon,so we can glorify and also lift almighty name
higher through this holy sacrifices.
Below is the whole secret informations of the consignment and the
attachment
of the certificate of deposit for the consignment again.

Consignment Linux Code number- 000/0515/0055Jones
Consignment Batch Number- 1L/DD790
Consignment Reference number- JY00951001
Consignment Password- ATZXXXXXOO/XX-O

Thanks be to GOD i was about to close my computer and just see your
letter
again,the almighty is really working.
May the almighty be with us always
Your sister in christ,
Sister Mary Jones.

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Security Company has the info and now wants some $$$

: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:13:02 +0800
Subject: WAITING TO ROUND UP WITH YOU

ATTN:
FATHER WILLIAM U.TUCHME,
WE AT LINUX GLOBAL TRUST LTD CHINA JUST GOT YOUR MAIL NOW.WE HAVE
ALSO TRACK THE NAME JONES,AND FIND OUT THAT THEY DEPOSITED WITH US HERE.WELL
THE INFORMATIONS WHICH YOU FORWARDED ARE ALL CORRECT.
THIS ARE YOUR DETAILS WHICH WE NEED FOR CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP AND ALSO FOR DELIVERY.
(1) A SCAN COPY OF YOUR VALID IDENTITY.
(2)FULL ADDRESS WHERE THE CONSIGNMENT WILL BE DELIVERED.
(3)DIRECT PHONE NUMBER THAT WILL BE USED TO CONTACT YOU.

FEES:

[1]HANDLING AND CURRIER FEE-$870
[2]DEMURRAGE FEE-$1350
TOTAL= $2220
FATHER WILLIAM U.TUCHME,IMMEDIATELY WE CONFIRM THE REQUESTED INFORMATIONS,WE WILL FORWARD THE DETAILS YOU WILL USE TO SEND THE FEE TO US,WE WILL DELIVER UNDER 48HOUR UPON CONFIRMATION OF THE FEE.
WAITING,
MR XIAN LEE.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

But, alas, there's a slight problem

Subject: Re: WAITING TO ROUND UP WITH YOU
To: "linux globaltrust" <[email protected]>

Mr. Lee,
As I'm sure it has already been explained to you, our ministry is an outreach program set in the wilderness.
We do not telephones, fax, etc.
All or our Diocese business is conducted in person or via computer.

However, I am afraid our business may not be able to be completed.
You see, Mr. Lee, I am afraid that your are of Oriental background, and our ministry cannot nor will we do business with you people.
After the Vietnam War, we began ministering to the Vietnamese children who were left homeless by VC troops.
It would be against our moral code to allow any slopeheads or slant-eyes to conduct business with us.

Sincerely and in God's name,
Father Will

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 102

I tell Mary about our problem, and attach a copy of my mail to Mr. Lee:

Subject: Re: Calvary message
To: "Mary Jones" <[email protected]>

In God's name Sister Mary, may the Powers continue to heal you.

I'm afraid we may have a problem though.
Please read the email below which I sent to the Security Company just a few minutes ago.

Father Will

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