Dude Talks Like a Laddy

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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:09 pm

Below are a few excerpts from a Chat that I had with 'Clata' the other night. The entire chat was less than ten minutes and during which I realized that no matter what I fed this one that he would get better at his 'Job.' Obviously I dropped all contact:

Quote:

Clata:What is your name my name is clata
Clata:Clara
TruckerJohn:Am John. Nice to meet you clata.
TruckerJohn:Clara.
Clata:Okay
Clata:Sorry for this question
TruckerJohn:Why you sorry?
Clata:Did you want marry me or here for game
TruckerJohn:Well i is looking for marriage.
Clata:Okay
Clata:How much are you collecting in week sorry for that question
TruckerJohn:You sure is a forward one for sure you is.
Clata:what honey
TruckerJohn:?
Clata:what did you mean by that
TruckerJohn:Well you is being real inquisitive I spose I was saying.
Clata:okay
Clata:many scammer has collect mmmy money and no taik too me
TruckerJohn:Not understanding Darling.

Well that was odd wasn't it? Nah it gets much Stranger:

Quote:

Clata:honey my landlaid we sent me away tomorrow honey becos of house payment but you say we just meet and you can heip me honeny
TruckerJohn:Well its kinda sudden.
Clata:honeyy pls can you just heip me little money
TruckerJohn:We hardly knows each other yet.
Clata:okayClata:honeyy did yyou love me really
TruckerJohn:Well i thinks I could after seeing that picture but I don'ts know for sure.
Clata:honey what did you mean by that are you calling me scammer i dont like thatt at all dont call me that for what
TruckerJohn:I ain't never called you that!
Clata:am gonna went me and you to f*ck everyday honeyClata:okay
Clata:how many inches is your dick honey
TruckerJohn:Well I ain't never measured it.

Hmmm might as well Sally Forth:

Quote:

Clata:honeyy what are you doing there
TruckerJohn:Just chatting with you is all.
Clata:okay
Clata:honeyy how can i no that you went disapoint me honey
TruckerJohn:Well you gotta be nice to me and then we can talk bout that.
Clata:okay
Clata:honeyy if youu dont marry me i go kill my seif okay
TruckerJohn:Slow down Darling.
Clata:okay

One last bit before I pulled the plug:

Quote:

Clata:I just go and hissed
TruckerJohn:Pardon?
Clata:Okay
TruckerJohn:No what you saying?
Clata:Honey need to rest

So long Clata we hardly knew you but knew enough to steer clear. Best of luck in all of your Future Endeavours as you will need all you can get.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

WOW! You found quite the aggressive sleazebag.

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:09 pm

"Hissed" does he mean like a pooty tat?

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

I think the sped dater had to hiss like a racehorse. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:24 pm

Sadly I was engaged in another brief Battle of wits:

Quote:

Clata: How are you
TruckerJohn: I'm a bit tired is all.
Clata: Ok
Clata: Can you suck your dick for me
TruckerJohn: I ain't getting you Little Lady?
Clata: Yes

That all depends Little Lady. Can you go F*ck yourself?

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:54 pm

^^^ I imagine that Clata has a headache and wants you to take care of yourself. Evil Lol

ETA: Every time I read the thread title, an Areosmith tune goes through my head, thank you OP, thank you Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

There was a man from Nantucket who could do that. Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:55 pm

This one is persistent:

Quote:

Clata: I come to you today

Clata: Because am not having gas in my car and the house is so boring for me
Clata: Because am not having gas in my car and the house is so boring for me
Clata: Because am not having gas in my car and the house is so boring for me

Clata:Honey pls heip me rigth now

Clata: Honey how much can you avoid

TruckerJohn: Well I can avoid lots of things I can. How much do you needs me to avoid?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Is it just me or do I see this as becoming one of your sandtimer lads?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

If he is so bored he can always take bus 11!

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:23 pm

Well this is just getting Dumber and Dumberer:

Quote:

Clata:hi
Trucker John:Hey there.
Clata:ok
Clata:how are you
Clata:hello
BUZZ!!!
Trucker John:Quit Buzzing Me!
Clata:how are you
Trucker John:Am ok. And you?
Clata:hello
Trucker John:Where'd you go?
Clata:am fine honey send the money let me see
Trucker John:Well you is sposed to give me your informations ain't you?
Clata:Honey how much can you avoid for me honey
Trucker John:Well I was saying how much you needs me to avoid?
Clata:150dollas honey
Trucker John:Now why you need that Little Laddy?
Clata:Yes honey what time did i be waiting for it honey
Trucker John:Well you ain’t answering my question is you?
Clata:Okay
Clata:Honey can wait for 45 minute to send the money
Trucker John:Darling Gal you ain't anwering any of my questions here no you ain't
Clata:Okay what is the question honey
Trucker John:what do you need the money for?
Clata:My foodstuff honey
Trucker John:That sure is a lot of food ain't it?
Clata:Okay honey where are you now
Trucker John:Am just a little South East of Tulsa I am.
Clata:Okay honey can you go to walmart now to send me the money honey
BUZZ!!!
Trucker John:Quit your Buzzing.
Trucker John:I was saying that was a lot of money for some food it is. You wants me to pick up food for you at Walmart Little Laddy?
Clata:Honey are you stranger in that town
Trucker John:I'm a Knight without Armor in a Savage Land.
Clata:Okay honey how many minute did i wait for you to experting that money honey
Clata:How many minute did i wait for you send the money
BUZZ!!!
Trucker John:I done told you to quit buzzing me I did.
Clata:But why are you dont taik
Trucker John:Well you ain't letting me think then you is Buzzing me and then I get Flabbercated and forgets where I was is why Little Laddy.
Clata:Am sorry honey pls for that are you angry with me honey
Trucker John:Well I'm a bit sore I spose butt I might get over it.
Clata:Sorry honey
Trucker John:Well thats Ok so what was I talking bout now? Hmmm nope its gone you'll hafta reminds me.
Clata:Honey how many minuet did i wait to send the money
Trucker John:Well i ain't even got your Bankering details yet now has I?

Huh? Honestly this Lad is the most inept waste of space I've ever had the 'Pleasure' of dealing with. Sandtimer? If it keeps going at this rate we've got a contender. Later on Clata gave me a new ID to chat with because this one was Hacked or something like that as I really couldn't figure it out. Sadly Clata still chatted at the same ID and to put it bluntly: Am Confused!

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:20 am

Clata appears to have Mellowed over these long long years er I mean minutes. We are now having somewhat Deep and Meaningful Conversations; Something Special you others just can't Fathom...Oh Never Mind:

Quote:

Clata: Hi
TruckerJohn: Hey there.
Clata: Hi
TruckerJohn: Hey there.
Clata: How are you?
TruckerJohn: Am good. You?
Clata: Good too
TruckerJohn: Nice to hear.
Clata: Ok
TruckerJohn: So what you wearing?
Clata: Pant alone
TruckerJohn: You ain't got no top on?

Is there an Emoticon on this planet that could Portray how I am Feeling at the Moment? That is an impossibility! Just think about it, there is only another 360 plus days left until I get a Sandtimer out of this one....

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:26 am

Quote:

Honey how many minuet did i wait to send the money

I don't know, how many minutes did she wait to send the money?

Is that kinda like "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

This-un always works for me.

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:27 am

^^^^^LOL!! I love the smilie!!!!