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Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:14 pm

Got this today and lol'd even harder then usual -

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[email protected]

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
Dfw International Airport
3200 East Alfield DFW TX 75261
Director's Office In Charge
Dr. Williams B. Welstead

Attn: Beneficiary

Hope you receive this message in good faith spirit, soul and body? Information reaching us from the high court of Taxes said that the Honorable Chief Judge of justice Mr.Roberts has declare Mr. Thomas Allen an innocent and they will released him from jail on saturday and hand him over your Consignment Box worth of $7.2million as representative, Mr. Thomas Allen is 36 years old and 4.3 inches tall, he is located at 0801 9th Avenue North Taxes city. Mr. Thomas Allen

The Dfw International Airport Customs said that if you the beneficiary has not comply under 72 hrs that all your effort to receive your consignment trunk boxes will not be in vain to another man ‘s favor. As Mr. Thomas Allen told us at the first time that you left all your title on his care as your next of kin,

Based on board of directors meeting today, they have concluded to approve the consignment Trunk Boxes on favor of your representative Mr. Thomas Allen due to he have submitted all the documentation and passport for evidence that you left all your title on his care as your next of kin to take care of your children.

I have been doing my best here to assist you in receiving your consignment trunk boxes so that all the money you have spent on this delivery will not be in vain and I’m believing that you are a reliable person, and I trusted you to be a good person, that is why I have been protecting your consignment trunk boxes, handling it as if it is mine, However we need your absolute co-operation with the payment information $57to obtained the needed certificate from Benin Customs Head Office as the orignin of your consignment trunk boxes to enable diplomat make the delivery to your home address.

I will advice you to try all you could to make sure you send the fee today,you can even looking for way to borrow it there and send it asap and receive your consignment Trunk Boxes and pay any body or person that you have been borrowed from. Noted that the require payment shall sent to USA here for security reason so that we can forward to the Benin republic customs service as the originator of your package.

However, Kindly use the western union money transfer(WU)receiver's details below to effect this fee as soon as you receive this notification response today so as to facility shipment of your Consignment Box to your doorstep as quickly as possible:

Receiver’s Data / information:

Receiver’s Name: EMMANUEL EDECHIE
City Location: Cotonou
Country: Benin Republic
Text Question: Colour
Answer: White
Sender’s Name…
MTCN#...
Amount $57

If they receive the fee, I assure you that you are going to confirm your package WITHIN 10HRS through our choosing Diplomatic Agent. I shall try my possible best to make sure you receive your consignment Trunk Boxes today.and will like you to Take my word because i am strong behide you and my effort to this does not end until you confirm the availability of your fund in your hands.

Yours sincerely Dr. Williams B. Welstead
U.S Customs Service Authority

Taxes City sounds ike an expensive place to live ...

Anyway. Let's have fun with this muppet. I will write back as Dick Belter, who is 5 inches tall and from Surcharge, France. All welcome!

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 3:27 pm

Nailgunner wrote:

Thomas Allen is 36 years old and 4.3 inches tall

That's no dwarf, he's a male faerie!

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:05 pm

I got the same one...hilarious!

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:24 pm

Basinga wrote:

Nailgunner wrote:

Thomas Allen is 36 years old and 4.3 inches tall

That's no dwarf, he's a male faerie!

Only steers and queers come from Texas, and he sure ain't got horns!

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:26 pm

paging Joan the Wad!

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:12 am

Turns out that script was in my spam since Sunday!

I quickly replied (as Cammy):

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Who is Thomas Allen? I never heard of him!

Well, he is easy to overlook...

EDITED: the Lad is eager!

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OK,I WANT YOU TO TRY YOUR POSSIBLE BEST AND SEND THE FEE OF $57 USD TOMORROW MORNING TO ENABLE US START YOUR DELIVERY WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY.
BE SURE THAT ONCE YOU SEND THE FEE THAT YOU BOX WILL LEAVE IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR HOME ADDRESS
Receiver’s Data / information:
Receiver’s Name: EMMANUEL EDECHIE
City Location: Cotonou
Country: Benin Republic
Text Question: Colour
Answer: White
Sender’s Name…
MTCN#...
Amount $57
ASAP

Cammy snapped back:

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I'm not happy with you! Everyone there seems to have been totally fooled by some asshole fraudstar. Hel, I don't even have any children - didn't anyone think to check?

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