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 3 years of insanity

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TheDane
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It just occurs to me, that I've been here for 3 years and 9 days.

And the worst part is, that I keep hearing this one inside my head.

And I hate The Eagles...

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

O RLY?

beers! beers! beers!

Now get back to work!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations on 3 The Dane! I hope we see you here for many more.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tilykke TheDane! Nu kan du skrive til mange lads for vores skyld. Beer beers!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats TD.

Now you've got it in ear.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qj8PhxSnhg

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Eaterversary TD! May the next 3 bring even more lad pain. beers!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wayyyyy Too much Fun Dane! Glad you are still here. To another 3 years. beers! happy crowd
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

next victim wrote:
I hope we see you here for many more.


rattlesnake wrote:
May the next 3 bring even more lad pain.


Big Al wrote:
To another 3 years.


What's the matter with you people?!? Don't you have any compassion???

@Pastor Frank: You must confuse me with Dr. Mike. I'll get you for that!

@Mods: Who do I have to sleep with to discuss a probation?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

TheDane Wrote:
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Who do I have to sleep with to discuss a probation?



Although I do find the offer intriguing, I would rather meet for a couple beers first. Stroget and some Tuborg Classics may loosen up my britches a tad...can you wait until next July?

Congrats but get back to work eh?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 4:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Three years with this lunatic. I need to get out of here.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome, TheDane. Please read the stickies, and avoid PF at all cost.
/sarcasm ♥

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

But my dear, you can check out any time you like! Very Happy Congrats Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I know where you are coming from TD.
Believe me Wink

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Congrats on the Triple.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

TD, Congrats on 3 years of "stickin it" to the lads . Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well done on 3 up, yer young whippersnapper. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats you bastaaa Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Three very productive years, judging from your impressive sig line and your amusing baits. Lots of safaris, a badge, etc. It is great to see you still here. And, I just have top tell everyone I was your mentor, and you were the last mentee I had time to handle.

Onwards to three more, The Dane! Thumbs up

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry I was sleeping through your Eaterversary, Dane. But, since you missed your own date, I really don't feel that bad about it. Rather I feel sorry that you have come so far and been here so long that you have forgotten the only two ways to leave Eater after the first year has passed.

1. You have to become a lad-hugging skippy boi.
2. You have to die.

You are too angry a man for #1 to ever happen. You never hug anybody.
And you are impervious to death curses, so #2 is out. You seem to be screwed now, and will have to live with life-time membership.

Better make the best of it. Happy Eaterversary! Is Corona baking you a sympathy cake now? hmmmm.... I hope so, ya crybaby. Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 4:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations Dane!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 4:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Three years --- somehow it seems much longer Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congrats on your Eaterversary.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry I'm late....congrats TD. (Assh@@@ Laughing )

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