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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Hello !!!

I am pleased to get the letter from You. I to want to hear You more
and I hope that find the good friend. My name is a Yulya to me 30
years. I much want to find the good friend hope, the satellite during
life You understand me and we can correspond with you? I should like
to report small about itself, this for me for the first time I never
got acquainted through Internet but I think do the exception for
itself. I have finished university, I doctor (the surgeon medicine)
work in clinic of 4 years. I much love the nature. I live one in house
in which there is 2 rooms, I have a cat by name Pushok. I have much
friends. I much love to spend its free time with them. I very pleased
that I have a good friends... I think that friends very important for
each person. write me little about itself as You, conduct its free
time that You love. I wait anxiously your answer.

Your friend Yulya!

Dear Yulya,

How very sweet you sound.
I am a bit older than you. I am 47.
I hope you like older men.
How old is Pushok?
I went to university many years ago
but had to drop out due to an accident.
I ended up becoming a line cook in a nice diner. It is nice.
One day I may purchase it but the owners aren't ready to sell it.

I don't have any animals but your sweet pussy cat looks friendly.
I hope one day I can pet it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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thanks you for your letter. I am glad to that you have
written to me. I shall hope that in the future, we shall be very good
friends, and can and more. I do not know what to tell in my first
letter because I never got acquainted through the Internet before. It
- something new and unusual to me. But I shall try, write good letters
to you. Please not be too strict to My mistakes in words, the English
language - not my native language. But I Assume, that I know it well.
Well, my name - Yulya , as you To know. You can name me as you like. I
shall not be disappointed. To me of 30 years. My birthday - on 28 -th
of May. I was Given birth in 1982 . My height - 169 see. My weight -
52 kg. I live in Russia city Kazan . Kazan known city of Russia. Kazan
- very much beutive city. I have finished medical university. My
formation will consist of 3 levels: school, college, university. I
Studied within 18 years. All 18 years I have studied the English
language also. I have finished university in age 25. How to me gave
with a medal for excellent results during my studying. Do not think,
that I brag (Smile). Than I worked as the second surgeon in small
clinic within 4 years. It was very much intresting and in the same
Time responsable. I was happy to give health of people, to help them.
Many things depend on me during actions. I think in The future I will
be capable the surgeon to become independent. You think, what it -
good dream? Probably that I shall work in Clinic, as the basic
surgeon. Now I have the small house with a small garden. I live one
for this reason I am not capable to Work in a garden it is constant.
But however my garden is very beautiful and pleasant. I like to raise
flowers because They the most beautiful which have been created by the
nature. I live one, I have no neither children, nor the boyfriend.
Sometimes I Feel like very lonely in my house. Perhaps, for this
reason I have decided to get acquainted with you. To me already 30,
also I take a life philosophically. I have the house, work, friends,
but I cannot tell, that I am happy. I have was not present Many who I
can my best half. I have written to you all over again, it means, that
I can divide my ideas and feelings with you. I hope, that you will not
be Laughter. And we shall write many letters to each other. I am very
pleased and grateful, that you have answered my letter, because I
Decided to try to get acquainted through the Internet only once. I
never get acquainted before in such a way. I cannot Understand
completely as it works because I have no computer. I - only beginner
in work of the Internet. But I hope, that I shall be Be capable to
write to you constantly. I hope, that you are interested in our
dialogue, as I. You can tell to me About all of you, that you want. I
shall be pleased to know all about your life. It - only female
curiosity. I understand, that tastes differ, but I hope, that my image
will be pleasant for you. But I should tell, That I cannot receive the
big files. I shall have trouble. As I use a computer on work. I hope,
that you will write to me soon. I thank you Beforehand. With the best
regards Yulya .

Hello Vulya!

I am appreciating some of your email
Mostly the pictures as they are real
I wonder sometimes how much of this you really read.
I wonder if you are any good at this job of yours
Are you a real doctor? Do you treat patients?
I know a doctor, his name is Leonard but I call him bones.
It's funny.

Well, I must run as the transporter is bringing in some strangeness lately.

Most legends have their basis in facts,

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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How - you today? I hope, that all - is good. I also am happy today
because I have the letter from you. I have written to me! I very
happy. Now I work, and I write the letter to you. Last time I have not
had time to add to you the letter. I hope this time to me will not
prevent to make it. And so. I did not write to you about my family.
But I think that you should know about it, and now I am going to make
it. I have been given birth also dews to Kazan. Now I live here. I do
not make remember my father because he did not live with us. I was
grown only by my mother. We were the best friends on the ground, we
were very much the friend close to the friend. But my mum had a cancer
of a stomach, and she has died in 2005. Year was horrable for me. I,
though I was the unique person on the whole planet. It was awful and
incredible. I could not understand it for long time. I was empty. It
is difficult to imafine for ideas in my head and my feelings. Even now
I remember my mum very much frequently. You know, that I had very
happy childhood. My mum and I went in park together. We play together
various games. We spoke much. Only than, several years I started to
understand last, that she felt qulity because I had no father with me.
But I have received news from other people, that it was no mistake of
my mother. My father (I cannot name his "daddy") never loved my mum.
Me has left her lonely when he has learned , that my mum was the
pregnant woman. It was very difficult for her to bring up me, to feec
me to buy me of a dress for this reason I do not carry bosh. We lived
only her tiny earnings. But we never complained of our life - we have
solved all problems together. But if we were happy, that we tried to
tell about our success to our neighbours. My mum always spoke me, that
I should marry the person which I shall love. She adviced I to besure
in the person before movement to marry him. I think the same. I shall
remember the moment during long time. I shall never forget mine eyes
of mother when my leg has been broken also I couldn " t, go. Then we
were far from our house up to, collects berries. Only my mum and I.
But she has taken me on her hands and bore mine to our house. You can
imagine it? To me there were 12 years when my mum was carry of me
duringan hour. I have understood, that it was difficult to her, but
she did not want to leave me alone in a wood to go in the house, to
ask whom - that the help. She was afraid, that something awful happen
with me in a wood. I hope which you understand, that memory of my mum
road for me. After death of my mum I feel very much lonly because I
have no neither sisters, nor brothers. To be more exact, I have no any
relatives . But I have girlfriends. They Elena and Masha . They are
remarkable girls. We can name us sisters because we are friends more
than 15 years, and we help each other. I - confident absolotely, that
if I ask Elena, Masha to help me they will never refuse. Our attitudes
are very strong, Time has checked up them. One year ago Elena married,
and her husband has taken her to his native city. We write letters
each other very much frequently, but it is a pity, that we cannot see
the most part the friend from the friend. But Elena has arrived to us
in the spring. I taljed very much the whole week, but it was too
little, we could not tell each other all events. Now Masha and I wait
for Elena the following arrival . And you, make you hawer such
friends? Also In the summer for entertainment I work in my small
garden. I raise flowers. But as a hobby it certainly flowers. Roses,
orchids, tulips, an aster and it is a lot of others. But main the
place in a garden has my favourite flowers, has raised also an orchid.
The hope you can sometime see it. It is a pity, I can write more. I
hope, that you will answer my letter. I also hope, that you are
interested in our connection. I shall tell to you more about my life
in my ambassador of letters. I think, that you are tolerant (smile).
Yulya.

Vulya,

Hello again! Thank you for writing!
How is your pussy Pushok?

Today I wondered all about paragraphs. Some people are for them.
Some against them. I am for them. I sometimes use them when they aren't necessary. Yes, I do abuse paragraphs.
I see you don't tolerate them. What a pity!

I also make not remember my father but mostly since my mum had him placed into different breakfast meats when I was just a wee one.
It is the way one should honor a loved one, do you agree? She figured since he wasn't bringing home the bacon, she'd use him as bacon.
Speaking of bacon

And here is a new paragraph. I wonder if you like it.

Thank you for sending pictures of your friends. I would like to know which is Masha and which is Elena?
It doesn't really matter, I'd totally do them both. Preferably at the same time. But not if the cat watches.

Well my sweet demented one, in the words of the captain,

A little suffering is good for the soul,
Yours,
Eyam

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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How are you? What is the weather like today in your country? I hope
all is well. Today it was small a rain with a snow . But it did not
last long. Now the air is fresh outside and I'm glad that I can write
a letter to you. Today I have had a difficult day, but now i'm free
and I can spend my time writing you. I'm sorry for my previous letter.
It was sad. I did not want to make you disappointed. I hope you did
not get offended to my story about the mother. Well, I'm in a good
mood and I want to tell you about my hobbies. I like listening to
different music. It depends on my mood and feelings. I like Russian
composers such as Dunaevskiy and Chajkovsky. But I also like listening
to Mozart and Bach. I think they are great composers and no body will
surpass them. I like Joe Satriane as well. I suppose he is a
magnificent guitar player. I hope you agree with me. I like the group
“ Dire Straits ” very much. I like “ Pink Floyd ”. They are not
similar to any others. There are a great number of popular musicians
abroad. But I remember Russians as well. May be you heard about the
Russian group "Spleen" or "Chaif." But I think the most famous Russian
group abroad is “ Gorky Park ”. Probably you've heard about it. They
had a great success at the beginning of 90s. By the way I like going
to the cinema very much. I like Russian directors such as Tarkovsky,
Konchalovsky and Mihalkov. Now days a lot of foreign films are on the
screen in Russia. Foreign cinema is widely spread in Russia. I like
such old American films as Gladiator, Brave Heart. Mel Gibson is a
good actor. New films are also interesting to me. I have seen “ The
chronicles of Riddick ” and “ Another vs Predator ” recently. I liked
it. I have some favourite shows. For example - "Wildlife" from BBC.
They show the most beautiful views of nature and animals. I like to
watch programs about nature and animals very mach. I also prefer to
watch NBA games. They are fantastic shows. But unfortunately NBA games
are not very often shown on Russian TV. Criminal programs have the
biggest rating on TV, because here TV reporters tell about crimes
occurring during a day or a week, they tell about leaders and
authorities of criminal business in Russia, juvenile murderers and
racists, addicts, maniacs, etc. You know the level of crimes is
extremely high in Russia. The majority of our country like to watch
these programs. But I hate to do it. I prefer to watch some musical
and entertaining shows, and as a rule they are our Russian programs
and of course they are not known to you. Now you think that I spend my
time in front of the TV screen with my mouth full of popcorn and it
takes me the whole day (smile.) But it's not true. Actually I watch TV
very seldom, once in a blue moon. I have no time and forces to do it.
My health is the most important thing for me. I do not boast. My
health is really good, and I always try to be in a good form. I jag
every morning, try to spend as much times as possible in the open air.
I have no car and I take a bus or whatever I mean transport very
seldom. I take cold - not shower. I have been living in the conditions
of rather cold winters and damp autumn since my childhood. Such king
of climate helps to toughen my health. I do not smoke and do not take
alcoholic drinks. I prefer a healthy way of life and I'm proud of it.
Sewing and knitting are my hobbies if it's possible to say so. I also
like to spend my free time gardening and gathering much rooms and
berries. I love to ski and to skate in winter. I can speak about my
hobbies for a long time. But I also want to say that I do not like
some things. I do not like artful and envious people. I hate when
somebody lies and deceives. I do not love cruelty and roughness. I'm
not interested in people, who prefer to spend their time drinking
alcohol a lot. I also do not like bad untasty meal and cloudy days
(smile.) Eyam I shall be glad, if you tell about you many various
things for me. I want to know about you more and more. Because you my
FRIEND. You agree? Friends always should know well each other. Yulya.

She sent along a silly picture of herself juggling oranges in a kitchen

Hello again hello
i just called to say hello
i couldn't sleep
at all tonight
and i know its late
i just couldn't wait
Hello

How is sweet pussy cat today?
Today the weather was also snow with rain and then sunshine
and then excessive heat due to the volconos and igloos mixing when
they shouldn't be.

Sometimes it is hard

And here's another paragraph. Composers, yes to Mozart and Chajkovsky.
No comment on Joe Satriane. I have not heard Spleen but I would give my liver
to listen to some.

Speaking of liver, do you enjoy vodka? I know a Russian who won't touch it.
She's a straight up tequila girl. Usually after a few, all she has left on her is the sombrero.
Good times!

Regarding Mel Gibson, I hate him with a passion. And he owes me 20 bucks that cheap bastard. I would rather not speak about it again in the future.

NBA-yes, yes and yes!

Popcorn-yes!

I agree with whatever you have strong views about. Especially the liars and bad people. They should die of gonorrhea. Do they have that epidemic in Russia? Don't worry, I never had it.
Neither did tequila girl (I think)-smiles-!

I hope to be communicating effectively with you soonest,

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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The day is wonderful today and I’m in high spirits and how are you? I
hope all is well. Yesterday I was in a bad mood. It was rain all day
long. I like when it’s rain yesterday it was pouring and it didn’t
make me happy. I’ve already told you that I live in my own house. It’s
very beautiful and comfortable, but it’s too old. The roofa is very
old too and that’s why there are some holes in it. I’m disappointed
that during the rain. The water goes through the hotels in the roof
and makes the house full of water. I asked a specialist’s help, and he
tried to repair some parts of the roof for many times but it didn’t
help, because it’s necessary to repair the whole roof, I have to
change the roof. And yesterday I come to the conclusion that I have to
do it as soon as possible. More than it at this moment it’s necessary.
My girlfriend Masha promised me to help. She always help me. I’m very
glad to have such a girlfriend. She is very close to me and we often
spend time together. By the way I told her about you ans she is happy
that we write letters to each other. Masha says that I need a man who
will help me and who will really love me. You know I really feel
lonely very often but I believe in god luck. I believe in God, he
always helps. I don’t remember if I told you or not about my cat . Its
name is Pushok. He the boy. To him 3 years. It is very handsome. I
like to play with it, I like to feed it, so I like to take care of it.
Pushok is very tender, and it loves me too. Every evening it meets me
near the house . You will laugh at me, but I must be sure that
somebody or something waits for me in the house, no matter if it’s
just my cat . I hope you do. I heard if a person has a pet in a house
and if he takes a good care of it the person is a very good house
keeper. I belive it. Masha has a cat at home too, and our Cat like to
play together. But sometimes Cat fight. I’m sorry that I pay too much
attention to it in my letters and may be you are not interested in it
at all, but I want to tell you about the dearest living being in my
life. I shall wait your pictures . In weekend I was in a cinema.
Because this session began late. I and Masha looked “Wedding Weekend”
. This very entertainment american movie. I like this movie. Masha was
delight also. After arrival from cinema I to cook my favorite a dish -
pancakes. I made it with jam a gooseberry. Very tasty. It's a pity,
that I cannot treat you. Probably during week I will prepare for
future house repair. I’ll look for people who will help me with it. I
imagine my house after repair. It will be very cosy and nice, if
everything will go well. I’m sorry, probably my letter is sad but I
think you’ll be interested in thoughts and feelings. Tell me, if
something will be interesting for you. I’ll tell you it in detail.
With best regards.

Yulya.

Hello dear Vulya!

Such a sad story about the roofa. But if you look at the bright side,
free shower, right? Do you get charged for water there in Russia?
I've decided to be like you, throw caution to the wind and boycott paragraphs!
I really like this Masha girl. Are you real special friends? I would very much
like to see her with you doing special things together.
My silly wet one, you have told me about your pussy Pushok. I ask about
your pussy all the time but you ignore me on that. It must be 'time of the month'
for you. I am happy to hear that you play with it a lot. Don't feed it too much!
It may ruin it! And yes, I do laugh at you. It's like you know me so well!
I hope you don't get any funny ideas from that American movie Wedding Weekend.
Is gooseberry jam made from real goose? It doesn't sound tasty, but what do I know?
Unless it's bacon or bacon flavored anything, I don't put it in my mouth. Speaking of bacon...

Well I went and did it. Paragraph wins. Again. Pet the pussy for me. Tell it I am thinking about it.
And bacon.

Your dry one,
Eyam

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

So the bad roofa is why the Vulva's pussy is wet?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

LOL, or bad roofies. This one works weekends, got an email today I haven't posted yet.

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

I'm just checking in to make sure that no Pussy is harmed during the making of this bait. Carry on. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

pussy patrol arrived I see
Very Happy

She sends pics of the pussy
It's one of those hairless weird looking things

And the cat looks scary too!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Vlad works weekends!

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Hi my dear Eyam!

Thank you very much for your letter. It brightens my day! I hope that
you have the same feeling when you receive mine. And of course, I
enjoy our correspondence and I am serious. I consider you to be my
friend, I think that you understand me in lots of things and it's easy
for me to talk to you on many topics. You can ask me any questions you
want. I think that this is very important for the relationship, if
both of the partners want the relationship to grow. Trust is also very
important, no relationship can be strong without it. Thank you for
being honest with me and from my side I can say that I will be honest
with you also. I think we should try to tell each other as much as we
can.

I would like to know you better from inside, Eyam, because you seem
very interesting to me, so I have a question for you: What qualities
do you appreciate in people the most? In my opinion, honesty,
faithfulness, kindness, sincere and understanding are very important
in people. I also think that in every relationship trust plays the
main role. That's why I think that 100 trust should be between man
and woman, they should be able to say every single thing to each
other, share all their joys and sorrows. If they have a problem they
should try to find a solvation together. What do you think, Eyam?
What is your opinion?

You know, Eyam, I think that age is very important in the
relationships. I think that the man should be older than the woman. As
for me I prefer my future husband to be older than I am. Older men
know how to treat the girl right, they know what the girl wants. It’s
much more interesting to talk to them. And there is one more thing. I
am looking for the serious relationships and guys of my age they
normally want just to have fun, they don’t have any serious
intentions, they don’t think about future. I don’t like it. I am not
against fun, of course, every person needs rest, but not all the time.
You probably understand me. What do you think am I right, Eyam?

My dear Eyam, please, tell me more about you. What are your goals
and dreams? What are you looking for? And what are your intentions? It
will be very interesting for me to know. If it's not hard, please,
answer these questions for me. And feel free to ask me anything, I'll
answer you with great pleasure.

I will be looking forward to your letter!!!!
Sincerely, Yulya.

HOLY PARAGRAPHS!

Hello my sweet Vulya!

I see you have been reading my emails and decided to be pro paragraph!
Good for you!

It is important to me that my potential mate be honest too. That is very hard to find on
the internet today. Oh I could tell you stories! But nevermind about that.

How is your darling friend Masha? And the pussy, Pushok? Why is Pushok missing all his hair?
Do you shave your pussy cat? I love all the photos you send of that crazy thing!

You have asked what my goals are. For a long time I wanted to be a rock star. Instead I just partied like one.
Now I have to stop because my liver hurts. I think now my goal is to not be in pain anymore.

I would very much like to meet you, the pussy and Masha.

Stay dry and keep your pussy cat under control.

Much love,
Eyam

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I was going to wait to respond to this weekend Vlad, but I just couldn't help myself.

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Hi my dear Eyam!!

Thank you very much for your letter and your tender words and care. I
wish to tell that Pushok well. I do not shave the cats. It is such
breed of cats. You are so sweet to me, it is so pleasant for me to
read your letters, when I close my eyes I can see you saying this to
me, it makes me feel very good. That's a great feeling, I am thanking
God that you are in my life. Even though we are far from each other in
reality, in my dreams we are together, we are walking together at some
nice place in the nature holding hands and saying tender and warm
words to each other. I feel that you are very special to me, I need to
read your letters like I need air or water for living. I couldn't even
think that something like that could happen to me. Thank you that you
are, Eyam.

You know, Eyam, I don't think that the outside beauty is the most
important thing, you can be beautiful for some time, even the most
beautiful, but in some years this beauty will go away, there will be
other people who are going to be looking better. I think that the real
beauty is inside your soul, that what stays forever. The person should
be beautiful from inside, in my opinion. Don't you agree with me, Eyam?

Eyam, I see in you the person who I can talk easily with, who is
interesting for me, the one who is making me want to know you more and
more. I would like to know your soul, I would like to know everything
about you. I see that you are not playing with me or joking around,
many of our thoughts are the same, our values are very close and we
are looking for the same things, we both are looking for the special
one. I see that I can establish the emotional connection with you, I
can talk to you on any topic, it's very easy for me, it seems like I
know you for a long time.

I like your thoughts about life and relationships between man and
woman. By your letters I can say that you are a decent man with
serious intentions. I like that in you. I think that we are even a
little bit alike in that. I am also serious about our correspondence.
I like to read your letters and I think that I will really like to
talk to you in person, you seem to be an intelligent and well educated
person. I hope that some time we are going to meet.

OK, Eyam, I am finishing my letter now and I hope that you are having a
great day!

I am thinking about you and I am really happy that we've met! This
thought makes me smile Smile

Hope to hear from you soon!

With hugs, Yulya.

He's reading? Must be "send me money" time.

My sweet Vulva,

I have the same feelings.
I close my eyes and think about you too.
I wish I could reach out and touch you, give you a little rub.
I wonder if you are still wet from roofa.
Holes will get wet my dear. Oh yes.

I have never seen a hairless pussy before.
I thought you shaved it.
I didn't know it came that way.
What kind of breed of bald cat is that?
I would kiss the kitty if I met it.
I wonder if it would like a kiss? Will you pet Pushok for me?

I agree, outside beauty isn't everything. You know what they say about ugly? It goes right to the bone.

Speaking of bones, I wonder how two people so far away would ever meet?
It would be so nice to hold your hand. To meet your friend.
How is Masha today? Do you have sleep overs?
I should like to hear about that, in great detail.

Well my sweet wet darling, I am spent.
I hope to have the great joy of receiving more electronic communication from you.

That reminds me, I need to purchase more batteries.

From my mitral heart valve,

Eyam

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Hi my dear Eyam !!!

It was very pleasant for me to receive your letter. This is really so,
in my opinion, the combination of nice appearance and tender heart are
your qualities. I am very happy that I've got acquainted with you,
Eyam . We started our correspondence not long time ago, but I like
your letters so much, it seems to me like I know you for a long time,
your thoughts are so close to mine. I hope that in the future we will
become very good friends or even more.

You know, Eyam , I was thinking a lot about my future life and I
think that I would like to move to another country to live, there are
few reasons for that. I can tell you why. First of all I should say
that I want stability in my life. I think that it’s very hard to get
this here in Russia. There are several reasons for that. I don’t have
anything against Russia. Russia is a wonderful country, that’s my
Motherland and I love it, but the economical situation here is very
bad, you can’t be sure in the next day, but I am thinking about my
future. Sometime in the nearest future I am going to have a family and
children and I want my future children to be safe, I want them to have
everything they want. In my opinion, this is very important. What is
your opinion, Eyam ? And there is a second reason for my intention to
move to live to another country. I would like to find my soul mate,
the person I can trust completely, the person who is going to be near
me all the time, love me and take care of me. Russian men have lots of
bad habbits, they drink a lot. My dad used to drink a lot. It gave my
mom much pain. I don’t want this to happen to me. So, I think now you
understand why I would like to move somewhere from Russia.

I would really like to have a good and strong family based on good
emotional connection first of all and understanding and surely love. I
think that these things are the most important. I would like to have
my second half near me to feel that I am safe, that I am loved and
that I have a person near me whom I can give all my tenderness and
care that is inside of me. I do have a lot to give, but for right now
there is no one special whom I can give it to and I don't want to
waste it just for someone, I want to meet my only one, my special one.

I am thinking a lot about you, Eyam , and I would like to hear from
you soon. Ok, I am finishing my letter now and I will be looking
forward to your fast reply!

With warm hugs, Yulya.

I thought this one was going to ask me for money for the 'roofa' or perhaps vet bills for Pushok since my character is so concerned about her pussy.

Straight bait Ginger, straight bait, I can do this....it's so HARD!

My sweet Vulya,

I think this might be a very good idea! Wouldn't you miss your friends though?
Especially Masha? She could always come and visit. I have a spare room she can
sleep in.

I hardly drink Laughing

so you don't have anything to worry about. I would never mistreat you.
Ever.

What about your job? Have you really thought this through?

Can you bring Pushok too?

This is a really big decision. Are you really sure about this?

I am here for you. You can trust me completely. I would like to believe that I am your soulmate.

Kiss the kitty for me,

Eyam

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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I'm very glad that you have written to me. I need your letters more
and more often. They make me happy. Now If you do not object , I would
like to tell to you about my family. My mum had no sisters and
brothers. Therefore I've no cousins. To me it's sometimes very lonely.
But I'm glad, that I have Elena and Masha. Eyam I was determined with
work in clinic! I shall be the surgeon. I shall soon have 40 days a
free time. I will have holidays . After holidays , I shall work as the
surgeon. Hope, that you is glad for me because the surgeon is my
favourite trade. Today I have been late for work. When I woke up in
the morning, my neighbour came to me. She is an old woman and she is a
very good and king woman. we address each other when we need
something. Today she came to me because she had a problem. The door to
her house has been broken and she couldn’t close it. She lives alone
as well, her husband died 5 years ago and now nobody is ready to help
her. So, I went to have a look at the door. We tried to repair it but
we could do nothing. I am a bad carpenter (smile). As it turned out
something was wrong with a lock, it was necessary to ask a
specialist’s help. Klava (this is my neighbour’s name) was very
disappointed, what we could do, we are women, and it was clear that a
specialist’s help was necessary. I tried to calm down my neighbour
because she doesn’t feel well and it’s very dangerous for her to be
nervous. She had to be hospitalized, but she refused to do it and now
she has to take injections every day. I promised to ask for a
carpenter. In our clinic there is a man, who is responsible for
repair, if something is wrong with the clinic. He drinks alcohol a
lot, but he has “golden hands” (in Russia it means that a person with
“golden hands” can do all the things very good) I want to ask him to
help my neighbour with her door. I want, that he attempt to repair my
roof. I do not know whether he will agree. I shall hope for his help.
I can’t find him now but as soon as I see him I’ll ask. It is very
important to help old people. More than it our government doesn't
treat old people well. Pensions are tiny. They don’t get any social
aid. Our medicine is not free of charge. Old people have to spend all
the money on medicines. Of course it is not good, it’s unfair, unjust.
But the economic situation in Russia is not highly developed. Well I
am not interested in politics but the question about social aid is
very important for me . I wish to have the children 2 better three if
the god will give. But only from the husband. I want in marriage once.
And to live with my husband up to the end of a life. To bring up
children and grandsons. It is my dream. I do not remember I wrote to
you about my diploma? I have the diploma the Europe-standard. This
diploma entitles to work as the doctor in your country.

Your Yulya.

Darling Vulya,

My sweet darling. What happened to paragraphs? Are you boycotting them again?

I feel so sorry for the king woman Klava, but in my country we call them queens.

Sorry you have no family. I have a lot but they are far away. We see each other once a year.
There's Greg, Bobby, Peter, Cindy, Jan and Marsha. Those are my cousins. Oliver lived with
them for a while but I don't know what happened to him. Uncle Mike and Aunt Carol got divorced.
It was terrible. Their housekeeper Alice cried for days and days.

It is funny how you Russians call someone who is very good at something with their skilled trade "Golden Hands".
Over here we have golden showers. I will show you maybe one day what it means if you like.

You keep hinting that you want to leave Russia. Are you ready to leave?

Please write more about Pushok and Masha. I feel like I know them. Kiss them both for me.
Especially Masha. She sounds like a very good girl.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Hi my Eyam!!!!

I wish to tell that I am ready to leave their Russia. Thank you very
much for your letter, I was very glad to receive it as usual because
your letters always put me in a good mood and make me smile Smile

I am
thinking a lot about you and I like to read from you, Eyam. I am very
glad that you understand me. You the unique person which to worry
about me. You know, Eyam, I need to tell you something. I think that
friendship is very important in the relationships. Let me explain what
I mean here. I think that passion and affection are very good, but two
people that decide to be together need to know how deal with each
other in everyday life. You know what I mean? And I think that
friendship between them will help a lot. I would like to see a very
good, I can say the best friend in my soul mate. I think that
emotional connection is very important, so that two people will feel
very comfortable with each other. How do you think, Eyam?

When I am reading your letters, Eyam, I feel that you are honest and
sincere with me, you are telling me a lot about you, so I want to give
you the same thing. You know, I have a dream. I would like to find a
true love, a special person who is going to love and take care of me
and I will do the same for him. I want our love to be forever. I think
that when I meet that special one I will give him all of my
tenderness, care and love. And what is your dream? What do you want
the most from life, Eyam? Please, tell me. It will be very interesting
for me to know what you are thinking and dreaming about.

You know, Eyam, I need to tell you something. I have never thought
before that this is possible to find a very good friend, somebody
special with the help of Internet. But now I can say that this
happened to me, I’ve met you and it seems to me like I know you for a
long time even though we exchanged only a few letters. Now I can say
that there is a person in the world who understands me, my life
position, whose dreams and intentions are close to mine. You should
know that you are dear to my heart, I am always ready to listen,
understand and try to help you if you need that. Ok, I am finishing my
letter now and I will be looking forward to your reply, Eyam!!!

I am thinking about you!!! Smile

With tender hugs and kisses Yulya.

Darling Vulya,

I am happy to hear of your decision and am eager to meet you, Masha
and the pussy. How is Pushok today? I hope you can bring the cat with you.
I am very excited about this. Very.

I dream too. Always about you. And Masha. Will she come too?
I hope so! You both are very special to me.

When do you think you will arrive here? I have much to do to prepare for your arrival.
Will you want to stay with me or go to a hotel for a while? Do you have any
employment opportunities here? They are always hiring at the piggly wiggly so
we can think about that.

I treasure these letters very much. Perhaps Masha can write too!

Yours forever, (or until you find out money isn't coming)
Eyam

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Hi my dear Eyam!!!!!

Thank you very much for your letter, I was very glad to receive it.
Honey, you know, yesterday when I was online and when I was thinking
about you Smile

I’ve seen that story, that I would like to share with
you. I hope you will like it, tell me your opinion on that, ok? Here
it is: Whenever it rains, it is a very spectacular sight to behold. It
can be a mild shower, a fierce thunderstorm, a light drizzle or even a
display of lightning amidst a backdrop of scenic landscape, but all
that I ask for is that when it rains, I want you to be by my side to
admire and take in the beauty of life - water. An essential element
that has kept us alive to this very day to continue being in love.
Whenever raindrops fall from the sky, big or small, I can be assured
that heaven is tearing for the sins of this world. And with every
single tear comes drops of forgiveness and it is this act of forgiving
that enables the human race to sustain an existence on this living
hell and it is this forgiveness that gave rise to love which is the
biggest forgiver of all. Watching the rain with you is like a very
special ritual. When two minds are deep in thoughts, when two hearts
are deep in love, when two people are not speaking but just enjoying
the silence of the moment save the thoughts of heaven raining upon
green pastures in front of us, we are able to hear each other better.
We are able to think more about each other, care more for each other.
Like a hand across your shoulders, a gentle massage on the neck, a
kiss on the cheek or just the thoughts of each other. Every time when
it rains, I feel so warm both physically and emotionally. You will be
there with me, holding me tight, feeling the rain splattering against
our faces, huddling on to each other for warmth when we hug and kiss
in the rain. It is such sheer rejuvenation, experiencing what it is
like to be refreshed and free from all burdens and worries, just being
with the girl I love, in the rain. The chill of the wind might sear
through my heart, the sky might be all gloomy and dark but I am sure
that there will always be a rainbow after the rain. It will be a
beautiful sight to appreciate in awe as the ray of seven colors
stretches from horizon to horizon making it the most majestic view
from afar. The warmth of the sun as it re-emerges, the chirping of the
bird as they start to feed, the swaying of the tress in the gentle
breeze are all but part of the picturesque scenery with us standing in
the foreground, completing the picture, just like you complete me,
feeling every single gap in my heart just like water filling up an
empty glass till it overflows, with your love. The rainbow way above
us, coupled with the landscape we are part of is our world of beauty
but the greatest beauty of all is the one I will only ever love,
standing beside me, with me. That will be you. This very special
moment in time spent and shared together is liken to a celebration of
our love that is everlasting and eternal, tried but true, encapsulated
in the purest form of patience, kindness, understanding, concern,
respect, trust and faith in our hearts forever... I hope you liked it,
Eyam. This story made me think about you, hun Smile

I am finishing my
letter now and I will be looking forward to your reply!!!

With hugs and tender kisses, Yulya

Dear Vulya,

I wonder if someone is using your account. This email appears
to be from a wonderful writer--I am kidding my darling!
Your words make me want to do things I don't normally do.
Like dance with wolves. Darling, you complete me.
I like when you talk about rain. I once went golfing in the rain.
I was struck by lightening. Now I can smell purple.
How many children do you want? Do you believe that two
people who love each other very much can overcome any obstacle?
I hope you are a fertile person. I want a big family. Farmhands are
getting more and more expensive. Please inform me of how Masha and
Pushok are. I worry about them.

Pet the pussy for me,
Eyam

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Hi my Eyam!

Now I'm writing to your letter and I'm happy. It's very pleasant that
I have such a friend as you are. It's a pity that you are far from me.
But I will hope that we will meet one day. I think we will be glad to
see each other when we know each other better. Masha ask me about you
every day. I say to her that I'm constantly thinking about you Eyam.
She is glad for me, and she always asks me to remember her to you.
Earlier I didn't manage to find the carpenter. But today I have seen
him in the morning and I asked him to repair the door in the Klava
house. In the afternoon he came and said that he had done everything
and changed the lock. I thanked him but he said: "Never mind" becouse
he is always ready to help old people. My neighour came a little bit
later and told me about the carpenter. It turned out that he refused
to take money for his work. Klava tried to give him some money but he
said that he would be offended if she didn't stop doing it. Klava
said: "He has gone with nothing". By the way he and his college will
repair my roof in the house. You know many people in Russia help other
people and don't take money for it, if they know that the people have
to money. I think it's the only good feature of character of the
Russian people which roots go to the old far USSR. It's a pity that
many Russian men became alcoholics. I remember that many-many years
ago my mum and I had to make a fence around our house. But what could
we do? My mum and I? When my mother came to a shop to buy nails, three
men asked her what for she needed nails. She told them and they began
laughing, when learnt that a young lady and her little daughter wanted
to do. They came to our house together with my mom and everything was
ready in the evening. They repesed to teke money. The only thing we
could do for them just to feed them with pancakes after their work. By
the way since that time it is my favorite food. One of the man asked
if the had something to paint the fence. My mum answered that she
would buy paint a little bit leter. Bu the very next day in the
morning the 2 men came and they brought their own paint and paited the
fence. We wanted to pay them for it some money, but they refused.They
said that the paint was left after the painting of their fence.
Yesterday in the evening I was thinking of my future work in the
clinic. I'm happy that I will get my favorite job. I should not study,
because I have the diploma of the surgeon of the European standard. I
don't know how to spend this month, I don't want to waste my time
uselessy. I must think it over. Of course I will write letters to you.
But it will take only the part of my day. What to do in the rest? I
must find a decision. I hope Eyam, you are not sick and tired of my
letter.But I want to tell you much. I think you are not against of it,
because I suppose you are my friend. Don't forget to write letters to
me.

Your Yulya

Bikini shot today.
How much longer till she asks for money?????
Ugh, I think I'll substitute all my 'a's with 'e's...

My Vulye,

You heve not seid enything about pussy todey? I am wendering whet is wrong with it? Pleese sey hello to the old ledy, the cet, the workmen (golden hends) and most of ell, to Meshe. Do you know whet rubberbends are? When I cen't figure out whet to do with my dey, I meke a lerge rubber bend bell. It is most fun! I understend your feer of elcoholics. I heve e feer of mimes. End they ere everywhere here in my country. I wes very bored et work todey too. I work, you know whet thet is? So I wented to see if I could fit my fist in my mouth. I can. However I cennot get it out without the essistence of a docter. I wish you were here for thet. I heve much fondness for you end hope you write more letter to your Eyem. I hope I em speciel to you. I em speciel to me. Tell Meshe, Pushok, old ledy and golden hends hello for me.

Love ,
Your speciel one

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 15 Jul 2013 Posts: 94

I think you're going to have get a little more insistent about paragraphs, I see those large blocks of text and my eyes just glaze over!

Can I suggest sending the ingredient list from a box of fruit loops to prove to Vulye all the good things your love is made from?

Though I am I concerned about the hairless pussy cat, doesn't it get cold at night and need mittens to keep warm?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

"Vulya" hasn't really read anything I emailed to him.
He will when it comes to money time (or no money time).

Her hairless pussy concerns me too. Laughing

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 15 Jul 2013 Posts: 94

I don't understand vlads, never gotten involved with one, just west africian lads up to this point...at least they cut and paste into paragraphs Smile

I'm not really sure how the giant block of text M/O is supposed to work...I'm assuming lots of pics of a hot chick? Maybe to get you to just skip ahead to the pics?

Sending gibberish is kind of the point...they don't read it. I love replacing the "a"s with "e"s, a brilliant stroke! Babblefish THAT ahahahahaahahhaha

If I had a lad to spare... I have gigantic spam forum posts from my other website...nothing but solid blocks of robot generated "key words" THOSE would be fun to send and simply end with "I love you this mush baby"

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I prefer baiting west african lads too. Vlads don't rant (that I am aware of). I love rants.
I get at least 2 pics every time this one sends a "letter". I don't think she's hot, but a guy might.

There is a baiter here who copy and pasted the manual to her new vacuum to her vlad. It just doesn't phase them.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 15 Jul 2013 Posts: 94

another reason to love lads...once they start reading you can send them into melt down...

I don't want to hijack your thread but in one, "I" had an affair and described it in pornographic detail, he went into an absolute RAGE...which I of course made him apologize for. It was HIS fault because he's so far away after all.

mmmmmmm....parts manuals...I have a bunch of those....SO HOT....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I love rule #2: The lad is ALWAYS wrong

Oh, highjack away! Vulya is boring me to tears and I need entertainment.

I think I may have to borrow your affair story. Anything that brings lad rage makes me happy.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 15 Jul 2013 Posts: 94

Borrow away! It all fun and games until someone gets the wrong MTCN, right?

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 15 Jul 2013 Posts: 94

I've been considering a satanist modality on lads too...in almost every case I get bible verses, church references...because nothing warms a woman's loins like god, right ladies? I wonder how far over the edge are they willing to go for a payday?

But I don't think it'll work on vlads...they might ENJOY it and we can't have that.

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:08 am

I've done witches, pagans and mages before-vlads ignore it. Lads, on the other hand, have come cultural experience with witchcraft and magic and can actually start buying it.