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Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:59 am

Devil Woman and her accountant have failed some London lads again.
After a few painful months. this is what happened:
Poor lads were supposed to receive the long waited cash yesterday. However, Samil insisted on a face to face meeting in Wales Mr. Green

The London Ogas couldn't wait any longer, so they sent an idiot, along with his whining ladette to snatch the dollars. (£8500)

I told them to take the 8.15 train from Paddington to Swansea (£95 return). but the cheap bastards opted instead to the 10.15 one (£75).

They landed safely around 1.30, and while I was trying to contact Wayne (a certified Welsh punisher), I asked DW to call the lads and give them a peace of mind:
https://soundcloud.com/frederick-barlleo/beautiful-swansea

Here is the farce Wayne orchestrated! Twisted Evil

Remember, the lads are still in the station, now, sit back, have a glass of Seagull wine and enjoy 6 short calls of some fine lads torture!

https://soundcloud.com/frederick-barlleo/come-to-the-quadrant

https://soundcloud.com/frederick-barlleo/i-will-come-over

The fools trip from the station:

They're inside the mall now Laughing

https://soundcloud.com/frederick-barlleo/im-inside-the-mall

It's not enough, cross the road idiot:

https://soundcloud.com/frederick-barlleo/im-waving-you-see-me Laughing

https://soundcloud.com/frederick-barlleo/can-we-sepak-to-the-ladette

https://soundcloud.com/frederick-barlleo/you-are-in-the-wrong-car-park

We dunno what happened to them after that, today, the Lagos oga sent this:

Quote:

Dear Mr Samil,

Note that mr michael informed me that he arrived wales only for you to keep him waiting for nothing sir,note that you informed me that once he arrives wales sir that you will see him and conclude with him to this,what happened sir,i need to hear from you to this immediately as i am very worried.

I await your update by today to this.

Mrs Hilary.

Fiduciary House,Utah. "Lagos branch"

I think someone will be fired soon Mr. Green

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 12:18 pm

^^^ No scenic trip to the lovely Church at Rame Head?? I'm sure they could use some fresh air.

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:09 pm

There is nothing wrong with Wales, I think. However I distinctly remembered that Brecon Beacons was on the table. They need to go somewhere remote so they can get a breather from the hectic life off ripping people off.

Good work guys.

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:31 pm

Does this qualify as a safari because they crossed a border?

Elite Baiter Joined: 10 Mar 2013 Posts: 1486

Capone wrote:

Does this qualify as a safari because they crossed a border?

I don't think that counts. But if this trip had been re-directed to annother direction from Swansea then it would count after some 50 km. IIRC safari was some 300 km to one direction.

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:51 pm

Fun calls, thanks for posting them.
Scammers just don't listen, do they.
At least maybe he got some bargains at the Quadrant.

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:35 pm

Thanks guys, but I didn't want a safari out of this bait at all, otherwise I'd have chosen a different place. I just wanted them to enjoy Swansea at this time of year , and surely they did Mr. Green

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 3:46 pm

Acting on the instructions of my unstable accountant wrote to Hilary as a woman betrayed.

Quote:

Dear Hilary

I have been betrayed by Samil, my affairs are in disarray and I don't know how to proceed at this time. He has stolen so much from me but thanks be to god the bulk of my estate is intact.

In view of all that has transpired I think I would prefer to deal with you direct. I think my cousin may still be in Africa and I know him to be a man of god who always follows his conscience not his lusts.

Foxy

Assuring lad that I was still very rich so he would pursue his dream pay day so he could party at the weekend, and it is always a good ploy to sound religious.

It did not take long before Hilary commiserated with her/his still rich victim.
Lad sympathy, always nice to know when a lad reads and understands your email.

Quote:

DEAR FOXY,

I RECEIVED YOUR RESPONSE AND I WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT ONCE THIS CONSIGNMENT IS DELIVERED TO YOU,YOU WILL REGAIN ALL THE MONEY HE STOLE FROM YOU FOXY,BE REST ASSURED,SUCH PEOPLE WILL END UP IN HELL AS MR SAMIL IS NOT A GOOD MAN AT ALL GOING BY WHAT MR MICHAEL TOLD ME,HE WAS I WALES TO SEE MR SAMIL ONLY FOR MR SAMIL TO START PLAYING PRANKS ONCE HE ARRIVED FOXY.

NOTE THAT I WILL RAISE HALF OF THIS MONEY SO THAT YOU WILL RAISE HALF MADAM,PLEASE NOTE THAT ONCE I HEAR FROM YOU BY TODAY,I WILL RELEASE THE DETAILS TO YOU SO THAT ONCE IT IS SENT,MR MICHAEL WILL DELIVER IT THROUGH MY DIRECTIVES IMMEDIATELY TO YOU IN PLYMOUTH,BE REST ASSURED.

I AWAIT YOUR UPDATE TO THIS.

REGARDS,

MRS HILARY TORESS.

FIDUCIARY OFFICE.

Even half the money will buy him a good time.

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:57 pm

One confused lad, brilliantly done!