Stupidest name ever?

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Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 6:06 pm

CHEFFJUSTICEEMMANUE AYOOLACHAIRMAN

I doubt he's a real chef.

And try to say THAT mouthful three times fast.

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:18 am

We might need the Fabulous Four on this case:

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However, the little kid Joseph Doom is the only son of late Engineer. Peter Doom; of blessed memory

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:19 pm

^ Surplus 'clobbering time'

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Joohi Bansal - Hi to you too.
Antic Milos - getting up to his old tricks.
Mrs Joy Max - Yes maximum joy for everyone.
Mrs. Mercy Hunt - I can't get any mercy either.
Mr. Bernard butty - or 'Chip' to his friends.
Mrs.Mame Birago - Likes arcade emulation

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:38 pm

A bit of lad nominative determinism? Sadly, not using a lotto format though.

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J.B. Clottey

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 6:12 pm

A couple from my catcher account whom I'm considering baiting because their names are awesome:

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Hall Brain - who can also haul ass
Swinger Donald - hanging out with Gigolo Mickey

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:24 am

New arrival:

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Dr.SEITH TERKPER
Minister Of Finance
Republic Of Ghana.

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:50 pm

Scorchin' summer surplus

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Dr Daven Ham - Actor
MR. Kassey-jomarttokayev - Jomarttowatty?
Barrister Ansah West - I'll head in that direction then.
Barrister Miss Pla Boongchong (Esq) - blowing smoke rings

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:36 pm

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Hello Baby Girl,

This is me Holy Cross.

soon to be wholly angry.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:59 pm

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Fargas Mondragon

Sounds like one of King Arthurs men.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:45 pm

I was just offered a loan by...

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Mr. Lance Great

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:32 am

Meet the

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Public Relation's & Transfer Officer,
International Money Transfer Department
(UBA) United Bank for Africa (Ghana Branch)

His name is:

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Alhaji Muhammad Bewa-Nyog Kunbuor

The last bit would look right at home in the Necronomicon.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Jul 2013 Posts: 4

I have recently turned down the services of one

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BARR JOHNSON BASS (ESQ)

he's just too fishy! I have also had ransom notes from a

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Mr. Unknown

who slipped up after awhile and emailed me as

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'Victor Chinos'

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:11 pm

Cammy got the

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FBI OFFICIAL NOTICE!!!
This is the final warning you are going to receive from us do you understand?
(yada yada yada)

But there was no name at the bottom, so Cammy asked, and got this:

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This is My name J. Edgar Hoover

I couldn't resist:

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I hear you like dressing up in women's clothing. Do you wear stockings and a garter belt? I do, but then I'm a woman, so it's totally OK!

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:32 am

Two for the price of one...

First, the Lad. He calls himself

Goodluck Joshua

But he signs off as

Simon Goodluck Moses

Meanwhile, the DBC whose money Cammy is to claim was:

Mr. Young Johnson white

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:50 pm

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Sandra Dimbo

is

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Waiting impatiently to hear from you.

I might just reply to this one.

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:18 pm

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Ronald Huff

You will be. Wink

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:44 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen may I have you attention! Drum Roll please:

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Pat DuTuschie

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:23 am

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MR. DUCKER GREEN

of the OCEANI BANK PLC BENIN REPUBLIC

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:00 pm

oscarpiles wrote:

Ladies and Gentlemen may I have you attention! Drum Roll please:

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Pat DuTuschie

^ Must be a baiter name

Melted chocolate down the back of the car seat summer surplus

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Mr. Adamu Joel - Damn you man!
Barrister. Donald Chika - chicka chicka oh yeah!
Roses - Say it with ..
Mr. Charles Banny - thought it was one of our moderators Wink

Subhash Deshpande - I hate those Deshpande hands.
Mr Maga Bush - G.W's even stupider brother (if that's possible)

and award for 'Falling at the first' goes to Anon

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subject : please help us

Hallo

what .. with your spelling?

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:26 pm

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IAN PEKKAR

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My name is Ian Pekkar, I am a principal (don't you mean head?) assurance manager for STANDARD BANK PLC.

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:38 pm

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MR PETER TAN

From never never land.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Jul 2013 Posts: 18

pete515 wrote:

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"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine

No..? Please tell me it isn't so.. Shocked

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:06 pm

oscarpiles wrote:

Ladies and Gentlemen may I have you attention! Drum Roll please:

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Pat DuTuschie

Umm did you just get a straight-up scam mail from Pat? I sure hope not.

Sorry to say guys, but that's one of my baiter characters. I sent out a "reply all" warning to a scammer list that the lad had stupidly put in his cc field instead of his bcc field. I did this because of the 90 or so addresses it is likely that some of them were potential real victims.

I thought I made it clear in the email that I was following up on a scam mail, warning potential victims not to answer. I opened with something like "Most of realize that the preceding email is a scam letter,; however, in case you did not ... "

By the way, it is always fun to get lads to "Help Pat DuTuschie"

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:14 pm

^I actually found it! With too many catcher accounts and a complete disregard for any type of organization or structure I figured this was a lost cause....

Anyhow it did come from Pat and it included the ccs. There are many addys that reference 419, Risky Free, Bacon and so on. Looking at it closer, it does have this before showing the Lad's Addy:

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?

After that is a Lad script.

Dang I was hoping that there was some serious De-education going on too...Oh well back to the Salt Mines for me.

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:57 am

Surplus one

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Joshua Moses - Biblical lad
Mr. Suzuki Yuki - Dirty old bike.
Barbara Stymiest - Has the most stymes ever.
Gracia Carrion Abogados - Carrion laughing
Mrs. Maysoon Ghassab Al-Mahameed - and I may soon stop laughing

An award for 'there's no such place you blithering idiot' goes to

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KINDEST REGARDS,
HOUSE OF SENATE