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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Katy did hit her head?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I think he's been banging his head trying to figure out how to get that transfer from me.

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:25 am

^I figured I was the only one Banging my head but you might be on to something! It's like I'm trapped in some sort of Star Trek Space Time Continuum thingy.

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HELLO my LOVE!!! I am very glad, that you agree me to meet. I hope my
trip to you, will result us in family construction. I very much want,
that we were together. I take off today for Moscow for 2-3 days. My
plane flies in 1,5 hours. I should hurry up. KISS YOURS Kate!!!

Where in the Blue Hell did this come from? And her name is now Kate? And I have been Assimilated by the Borg? And that's it for now...Except if I could KISS MINE I WOULDN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE!

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:44 pm

Obviously my Darling has taken a rather nasty blow to the head as the majority of the script has been done away with. As luck would have it I know exactly what she is talking about:

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HELLO MY LOVE! I arrived from Moscow, 1 hour ago.
I could not write to you all these days. I am very tired. I write not so much
only the most
An important thing. For documents I have to give in 1756, I gave in 1324
Euro, more money does not remain. I spent all the money that was me.
I have to send to Moscow after 2 days 432
Euro. I'll try to take them from friends. In these 1756 euros includes: visa, passport,
medical insurance, tickets
To you and back. I also do a certificate which states that
I'm coming to your country on a business trip, in a single firm in your
The country. Through this help I do not need to take
money directly, which I will live in your country.
All expenses for my stay will the firm where I was supposedly going.
Without this request, I should take euros in 1300 and to show them at customs.
I shall arrive to you within 1 month. And now I'm going home to rest.
I was very tired on the trip, kiss, your Kate

It almost seems like we discussed this doesn't it? Oh well:

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My Russian Baby Doll,

I'm so glad you had a nice trip. Still don't quite copy your Charlie
Forty Roger but that's probably just cause you is a Russian and I
ain't.

Catch you on the Flip Flop,

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:57 am

I'm glad me and the new Missus skipped all that courtship stuff cause Money is where its at:

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HELLO MY LOVE! How are you? I hope all is well. I'm not very good ....
I have to send money to Moscow, but I could not find them. Now I do not have 312 euros (120 euros, I gave a friend). I have to send money
Moscow in the near future, because I will not be refunded the money I already spent.
I do not know what to do. Your help is needed for me! I do not know where you can still borrow money. I have long thought all this time and I did not want to ask your help because you would have thought that it was not serious. But this is not so! I really want to see you! I constantly think about this trip!. I present our meeting. The idea that we'll talk. I am very willing to meet
with you. I seriously think that I can not come to you. I wish
Be with you. When I was in Moscow, I realized how I
roads! I kept thinking about you.
Moscow is a big city. There are a lot of cars. But it is also very much
very beautiful places. I am very concerned, going on a trip to you,
I hope that everything will be fine and I'll be with you very soon.
I am waiting for your letter! KISS, YOUR Kate

Honestly I am at a loss for words. Oh well:

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My Russian Baby Doll,

This sounds all serious like. Can we chat? That'll make me feel better.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

"How I roads"? Now I know how she hit her head. Giving it whilst hitting a pothole. Think about it.

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:19 pm

^She meant to say Roads Scholar or something like that....

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Hello, my favorite John, how wonderful it is that I can write again to you the letter, I'm fine, and I'm fine. I want extended his gratitude to you for your photo, you are very oboyatelny man. I'll send you my, I hope you'll like them.
I now have all the happy souls as well. I have a favorite John.
But very sad that we do not see each other's eyes, but when I can come to you. We are separated from each other quite a bit. I only need to pay 312 euros, I hope you understand me and can help me.
We love each other, I would like to meet with you as soon as possible.
I'm so tired of waiting for the meeting. I'm sorry that you can not be with me, then I and you will be perfectly happy!
You are very necessary for me to be next to me and share my life with yours.
I grieve without you so much loved John! I always think of you!
I'm sorry that my letter is a small, but now I have a lot to do.
I will write you letters more next time.
I just wanted to write to you that you have not forgotten me, and that ye may know that I love and miss you.
I have to go. I look forward to your letter.
Love, your Kate

How Sweet! The Soul Catcher will make me perfectly happy! Best get down to Bizness then:

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Hey there my Babushka Doll,

Its sure fine hearing from you too that's a fer sure fer sure yes it
is! Now how is them euros in American money? I don't know lots bout
nothing no how but you seems to have them Smarts deep down in that
Pretty little head of yours yes you do! That reminds me of this
Trucker who used to call his Rig Pearl Brain cause it...well actually
I don't know why he done it but he sure did there Little Laddy. Me I
call mine Etobicoke after that ghost thing in that Pacman game cause
that's making sense ain't it?
Hey y'know I never did see your picture today when I thinks of it but
wants to real bad cause that's just the kind of Feller I is don't you
know?

Aww Darling I should back on out of here cause my Cats they be
Meowling something fierce like yes they is! You like cats Baby Doll?
I tell you straight up and honest that there ain't nothing like a nice
pussy but when you gots two its even better cause that's more than one
aint it now?

Catch you on the Flip Flop and real soon like too,

John

I resisted telling My Russian Doll the names of my Cats for some reason. One is Ginger and the other is...well you'll have to wait now won't you?

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you are very oboyatelny man.

Its a macromolecule for Eh. Which means you are from Canada. Eh. Laughing

ETA: Galore.

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:23 pm

Where were we? Honestly I can't remember...hopefully I was Trucker John cause that's sure how I answered if you get my Charlie Forty Roger. Anyhow Katydid has something to say to Y'all:

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hello my love. I'm sorry it took so long did not write to you. I was in the hospital. I had a big temperature. I felt very bad. Doctors say that it is because of that that I went for a long time in the sun without a hat. my love I miss you. I could not write to you. I only have today written out, and now I have come to write you a friend. I really missed you. waiting for your reply. whole, your Katydid

I just spent a few days in the sun without a hat and I was trapped in time, surrounded by evil and low on gas but am not confused...no am not and more better am understanding things goodlier than was sooner too okay?

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Aww my Baby doll,

You sure did has me worried a whole bunch yes you did. Please tell
me more of them sweet words Darling Child,

John