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Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

And this one. I have no idea what he means

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I feel sorry for everything but I am not going to apologize for something I did not know about, your so call father do not have respect for my person. He talked as if he is dashing me money. Can you imagine that? The money we asked for is for the courier and insurance coverage and not for me.

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Laddo is upset I am questioning his education or lack thereof Rolling Eyes

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What did you mean? You want to tell me that i did not go to school right, you have not tell me all this before right if not today you are telling me.

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:53 am

The Lad is concerned about not hearing from Cammy:

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So My dear, endeavor to keep me informed or I will be deformed of all information about the on going transaction and the level you have reached so far.

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Recovery/Compensation scam is seemingly blossoming into romance Wink

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But without all the sort of messes i have mentioned, i am a comely man, hardworking and ready to serve all my clients better to the uttermost satisfaction.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:39 pm

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I want to advise you as a good friend to be very careful dealing with people because there's a lot of scams going on everywhere in Africa/Europe even some part of America

Thanks for the tip off.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I wonder just how successful this approach is?

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hello friend! if your boyfriend is seriously seek and the only solution is sex or he dies in the next 10minute, which is confirmed by the doctor and you are not available to sex him but your best friend is there. Would you allow her to have sex with your boy friend? add me lets give love a try

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:16 am

I won't put the whole script here but this is a winner:

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> More expensive
>
> I greet you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.

A bunch of Blah Blah Cancer of the Breast type stuff redacted....

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> I suggest you fill out the form below
>
> His full name ............................
>
> Your age ..................................
>
> Your country ..............................
>
> His profession ...........................
>
> Miss Staff ....................
>
> I hop e that reading your response.
>
> Your sister in Christ.
> Silvie Michel

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:27 am

OMG !

. . . It's a make-up emergency !! ;

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pls quickly help me with it because am dieing of hungry here and n short of cosmetics seriously ok

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:05 pm

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I called your wife this evening she was telling e you said you have not received all the receipts & mail I sent to you. lease I advise you check in your sperm box at times gmail goes into sperm box. Anyway I forwarded it to her to forward it to you too.

ewwww...

same lad to my "secretary"

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Bellow was the mail he sent to me this morning so that I can be re burst by you .

He's a keeper[/quote]

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:15 pm

Apparently I am a difficult customer...

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Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining,

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I had a contact request in skype and we never seem to be there at the same time so I gave him my mail.

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you do have anice profile picture which i really like it . I like fat guys since my dad was fat too before he died

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:50 am

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Yes I sing in the Church choir. I love gospel songs, Country music.
will sing for you on bed while you are curdling me then we sleep of.

I think this relationship has gone off Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:59 pm

After Ten months together it looks like the Romance is starting to wane between Bobby/Jenny and Mals. We join this Chat already in Progress:

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Bobby/Jenny:get a slut or a sex slave.
Mals:What are you saying?
Bobby/Jenny:It's Good Niht sir Night sir.
Mals:No what are you saying about the Sluts?
Bobby/Jenny:YOU CAN GO CALL A SLUT TO SATISFY YOU THIS NIGHT SIR SINCE YOU ARE HORNY SIR
AND AM NOT THERE
Mals:You don't mind?
Bobby/Jenny:i mind. i mind sir
Mals:But you are the one who told me to do it. Then why did you say it?
Bobby/Jenny:Im confused. It's okay sir don't do it
Mals:Now I'm confused.
Bobby/Jenny:good night sir. tak lat talk later sikr sir
Mals:Oh. Now I don't know what I'm going to do.
Bobby/Jenny:bye sir i am going to tell you to be a gentle man this night. i am sorry sir
Mals:I'll try but you've got me thinking about Sluts

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

[6/27/2013 9:51:09 AM] Derrick : I see you changed your photo again
[6/27/2013 9:51:15 AM] lizbert love: yes honey
[6/27/2013 9:51:19 AM] lizbert love: i changed that for you
[6/27/2013 9:51:23 AM] Derrick : It is small but you look very sexy
[6/27/2013 9:51:49 AM] Derrick : I can't tell what you're holding but I wish it was me
[6/27/2013 9:51:53 AM] lizbert love: thanks honey
[6/27/2013 9:52:19 AM] lizbert love: i was with my little pet named peace
[6/27/2013 9:52:27 AM] lizbert love: its a female dog
[6/27/2013 9:52:38 AM] Derrick : What kind is she baby?
[6/27/2013 9:53:25 AM] lizbert love: a foreign one sweetheart

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:48 am

Baiting the Darlings I knew sooner or later this might happen:
To Shadi & the Barrister:

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Dear Sir,
I'm very sorry but as I was getting ready to leave the school today
a student came in my office crying. I asked her what was wrong and she
said she had caught her boyfriend in bed with another girl! She was so
upset that it took over an hour to calm her down. We called her Mom &
Dad and they told her that everything would be ok. By the time I got
everything done it was too late to go to the bank again today. I will
have to go to the bank during my lunch hour tomorrow ok?

From Shadi:

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stop joking with your self your not even serous look at stupid excuse your given just respect your self just now am about to reply you and i saw this massage,my dear please respect your self ok bye

So I replied:

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But Shadi,
I told you I am a teacher. I have many students that trust me. What
I'm telling you is the truth. if you no longer want my help then Ok.
Just say so.
Goodbye,

Shadi sends an Ultimatum:

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my dear your not a serous person you ask lawyer for account and he provide it for you so that you we no is telling you the truth,since then you give one rubbish excuse or the other,my dear tomorrow is Thursday and if you never send the money as you said just forget about it,i can look for another person.am given you the last chance tomorrow,bye

So thinking the bait is over I reply:

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Dear Shadi,
Are you on drugs? I do not understand your message. Just what is
wrong with you?

Shadi backs off:

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My love,i am sorry if am too harsh but i want you to no that am not feeling any happy over here am suffering so much here,i need to be out of here and have a better life with you,please try and send the money to the lawyer today as you promise ok,i love you with all my heart kiss from your babe shadi

Not so fast Chicky!!

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Dear Shadi,
I will not have a woman with me that is a drug addict! If you are
doing so much as Freebasing Little Friskies, I want to know about it
so we can end this now!

I guess she doesn't love me after all:

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this should be your first and last you should contact me again bassted

Ok, then......

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So you are a Druggie!!! Then I agree!! Go do your Damned Dope and die
a long, slow death!

I get a nice Siggy-line:

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i we find a better man your a big basted lawyer have already told me that your not serous your a very big basted looking for small small girls on intent big fool God we punish you for waste all my time idiot

Can't let her have the last word:

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Too Damned Funny!! You are a Doping, lazy Bitch!! God has already
judged you as the garbage of the Earrth and your whole life will
contain misery!!

Loser!!!

Something tells me I won't be getting a Christmas card from her.
Wink

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:50 pm

Even allowing for Ban Ki-Moon maybe not having English as a first language, these bits of Lad-speak are not too convincing...

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Please access the attachment bellow very carefully and follow my instruction to contact my two representatives (1) ... United Nations Delegate to Ghana... for your ATM Master card to be delivered to you and ...United Nations legal investigator consultant attorney, ... for your Ambassadorship appointment agenda, therefore, I am sure they might have contacted you for better agenda accordingly on obligatory.

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I acknowledged your previously email, and I wished to appreciate you for your obligatory honor to my letter, therefore I'm hereby to finally recommend you back to the 2 representative which handle your transaction, Barrister Kwam3 T3tt3h for your Ambassadorship appointment and upon my conversation with him then I personally verified him definitely well clarified to me that himself doing the current work with you without corruption.

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:21 pm

from Sir Anthony Abbott

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Sorry if I sound rude but that is just my policy.

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:37 pm

I sent my Loan Lad a fake transfer slip on Friday with two numbers in the account switched. I bugged him over the weekend about when I'll be getting my money:

I wrote:

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Ok, I just received this message. I will be looking for the money in
my account tomorrow.

He Replied:

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Okay thanks and await your loan soon.... Rehards Mr Sean

Then this morning he sent:

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Hello ,

How are you doing today????

Please check your Bank there in USA what is going on, because my
Bank call me this morning and inform me that the payment you sent it
now there.....

AGAIN SEND ME THE TRACE NUMBER, YOU USED IN MAKING THE PAYMENT...

KEEP IN TOUCH ASAP.

REGARDS
MR NATHNAIEL

So I replied:

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Wow! That was fast! I'll check my account to see if the $30,000.00 has
been credited to my account and get back to you as soon as I can.
Thank You!

Also note that He tried to Scam me as Sean the first time. When I wouldn't pay by WU or MG he started using Nathaniel. He seems to have an Identiity crisis though as he keeps signing his E-mails "Sean" half the time. Embarassed

ETA: so far I received two USA bank accounts and third one not from the USA. (Attempt for #4 coming up) Twisted Evil

ETA: I think he might be a bit upset;

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HELLO
YOUR LOAN HAVE NOT BE TRANSFER OKAY....BECAUSE MY BANK HERE IN
SOUTH AFRICA, HAVE NOT BE ABLE TO COMFIRM YOUR $500 USD YOU SENT,
SINCE...SO PLEASE CALL YOUR BANK TO SEE WHAT IS GOING ON..

AND ALSO I NEED TO SEND ME THE TRACE NUMBER, YOU USED IN MAKING THE
$500 USD PAYMENT...

PLEASE TRY AND DO THAT I ALSO GET BACK TO ME SOON.

Regards
Mr Nathaniel

Of course my bank will confirm that the money has paid to the target account. And I have no idea what a Tracer is.

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

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Let me hear from you as you know am also counting on you by giving me few percentage so that I can retire.

Any percent of zero is still zero Rolling Eyes

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Princess PeePee and I had rather harsh words when he tried to go right at the wallet in the first chat. I shut him down then had to poke and prod to bring him back with little digs like

[6/20/2013 11:33:39 AM] Derrick: I haven't seen anything of you lately. i guess no money no love!
[6/21/2013 9:47:37 AM] princess.affum: no its not like that and my love dont cost a thing//

I get into chat again this morning with him, guess where he goes right away?

[8:21:34 AM] princess.affum: good mornung my dear
[8:57:34 AM] Derrick : Are you still here?
[9:01:02 AM] princess.affum: yes I am here my dear
[9:04:31 AM] Derrick : How are you today?
[9:04:59 AM] princess.affum: normal as usual..its just that I am broke
[9:06:11 AM] Derrick : i am broke as well
[9:07:09 AM] princess.affum: okayy
[9:07:23 AM] princess.affum: and please can u help me with some money my dear
[9:07:29 AM] Derrick : no dear
[9:08:47 AM] princess.affum: okay
[9:10:02 AM] Derrick : I do not support girls I am not living with
[9:19:24 AM] Derrick : where did you go?
[9:19:41 AM] princess.affum: iam her
[9:19:44 AM] princess.affum: e
[9:21:32 AM] Derrick : What are you doing today?
[9:30:10 AM] Derrick : I guess I will go to work since you won't talk

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

A lazy Raven user wants me to go yahoo but I refuse so I sent a mail.

I wrote a test mail to you. It is likely to be in your junk file though. I hope you find it.

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send me the text here am waiting.thanks

I sent a mail to you at your yahoo. There is no text. It is a mail to see if your address is correct.

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will tell you if i got it later

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Soldier boi scammer:

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I am a usa Army currently serving to end the suicide bombing and make peace with mexico Militant and Terrorist

Thanks to him I have no fear of the militant terrorist mexicans.

Another winner from same website:

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I do not smoke but drink sometimes take Social Security.

I'm sure there's a support group for that.

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:18 am

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i was rubbed and short in the right side of my shoulder

I'm sure that comes under "sending the wrong massage".

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:30 am

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Can you accept me as your own blood Sister Wife (Or Doughter)?

Decisions, decisions....

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:36 pm

My latest loan pet tagged this on at the end of his terms & conditions e-mail:

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Please let me know if you agree to it and also send me a scan copy of your ID CARD for verification of processing

the reason we need your ID CARD is for us to make a little investigation about you in case you have any bad record in your country your loan will not be approve for you and we will not lend you the loan

I replied with:

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There may be a slight problem if you have to "make a little investigation about you in case you have any bad record in your country ". I am a FREEDOM FIGHTER, fighting to rid St. Kilda of the imperialist UK rule and return my ancestral lands back to their rightful owner. Me.

As such the UK government have classed me as a terrorist and I am sure that they will not provide a favourable report on my ID.

To which I got the follopwing reply:

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Am so happy for the answer you gave me we will lend you the loan as slong as you keep to your word be paying back the loan when due

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