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Dr Mike
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Joined: 14 Jun 2010
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Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:09 pm |
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It is a virtue not to burn any lads. We don't do it for obvious reasons, so to not educate lads. But there are other reasons.
One of them is that you never know what the future will hold. A month ago i got a bunch of lads to Rame Head for a nice safari. While this was fun there were also those who fell away during the process. One of them is a lad that i had invested quite a lot in and he told me that he didn't believe the story i fed him. This letter came May 2nd
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Mr Alois,
Since my long years of experience in gold business no gold buyer has
ever talked the way you are talking by saying that you are not
interested in the goods or sample , but that you want to see face and
build thrust. You said you are ready to transfer hundred and something
dollars the moment you see a face of someone and five grammes of
gold,but now you are incapable of sending money for ticket or sample
for the same business you are yearning for . there is big suspicion.
Many gold buyers that doesn't have as much money you have for transfer
appear very eager to send money for sample or for ticket knowing fully
well that in normal business it is the buyer that suppose to look for
the seller.
You kept on repeating undiplomatically that you will transfer money as
soon as you set eye on individual normatter from anywhere he is sent.
That you are interested in sample. You said you want cheap gold but
you don't want to take pain to have it or initiate the move for TTM.
You are speaking like someone who only want to make investingation on
the sources of cheap gold. Are you working with the FBI? , or are you
a research writer?
From the start of our business dicussions you keep putting up funny
moves that brings to question your motives. Writing ordinary name on
the contract saying you have signed it. Now you don't just need sample
but to see a face and immediately wire 50% of the cost of gold. Are
you going to seize the person you see before wiring the money? Many
questions remain open.
We all know that through transaction we build trust but for your own
case you said just seeing a face you build trust. Thasts strange.
You signed contract that states that you are to visit Mali for the
transaction. Now you don't even show remorse or be fearful that you
are defaulting from the terms of contract you signed instead you are
boldly giving another condition orally that we should abide or else
nothing goes.
In any case i am requesting for your passport and the photo of yours
on the Wheel chair where you had spent 20years so that any arrangement
that might be done you could be recognised easilly on arrival. Also
send us your company name and your full address.
We will also like to have the passport of your partner in UK and his
company name as well as full adress.
I will make arrangement on how we can sort things out and will not
leave any stone unturned. I will approach your embassy in Mali and
find out whom you are before coming.I will report at our embassy in
your country on arrival at Sweden or UK.
Looking forward to receive the details.
regards,
Musa Camara. |
As you can see he is very suspicious and doesn't believe a word I've told him. And at this moment i wanted to scream at him telling him how much i hated lads like him and really taunt him. While this isn't exactly a burn it is also not needed albeit it can be fun at times. But i simply wrote him.
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This is obviously a waste of my time.
Goodbye. |
Then all went quiet on the northern front and in most cases this would be the end of the bait. But this is where the no-burn police really paid off. Over a month later after all my other lads had traveled and cursed my name this lad came crawling back to me.
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Mr Alois.
How are you doing today today it was very long time now we have not
talk or to mail our self. yes we have expentend .our mandate is
presently in Spain for an assignment and he can be contacted on the
following contact to confirm date of meeting in Swiden .His name is Mr
Ibrahim Konde pheno number +34 60246xxxx.
Thanks.
I am looki,g forward to hear from you.soonest.
Best regards;
Musa Camara. |
To begin with i was less than polite with him.
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I am not in Spain and this not at all interested in that arrangement. |
But then Mr Konde called me and lo and behold, from a Spanish number and moreover he sounded sincere. So i send another letter to Moussa, this one more mild mannered.
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Hello Moussa, i apologize for my harsh words last letter. I spoke to Mr Konde and he seems interested in coming to Sweden to make this deal happen, and that is good news i assume. Perhaps it is still possible for us to conclude this deal.
Alois |
After this we discussed some and it appeared that Konde really knew what i wanted and accepted it, which was a 50% upfront payment in person in Sweden. He blew the Rame Head safari a month earlier so i told him that was off the table. It was Sweden or nothing.
And the questions he asked made me believe that he really meant to go. Yes, he could get the money in €, no, there would be no problem bringing that amount out of Sweden, yes there are buses from the airport and yes, i will withdraw the money before the weekend. And later on he wanted to know what hotels i recommended and what flights were available. This was looking good indeed.
In the weekend before midsummer i suggested to him that it was about time he moved his ass. I wanted to meet him at the 22nd, and available flights were running out fast. Either he would have to pay a lot or he would have to come the day before the meeting and sleep over. So therefore i wasn't overly surprised when i got this letter.
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Sir Alois,
i mean something like that in the attached. I make it juste to give you a idea.
We go friday to be there around 17:00 pm. Can i look for a hotel around buses station in Gothenburg?
Waiting for your response ASAP,
S.K.K.Ibrahim |
So, i got a call from him on Friday telling me that he had booked an hotel in the city and also which room he was staying in. This was from his Spanish number. He also told me that he brought a friend with him. Why is it lads can never safari alone???
Well on the day of the meeting there were all kind of mistakes done and it ended with the lads waiting at the wrong bus gate when the wheelchair bound Alois with €148,000 were waiting at the right one.
During this time he also called me from a Swedish number. Some hours later i called him from my own place in Göteborg, a fictitious address that i know Dharma like to use. So i told the lads that my battery had run out and that they should come to my home. I figured a 30 minute tram trip out to the suburbs would do them good. And they agreed. What happened next was a bit surprising. The lad called me and informed me that the taxi driver had told them that the address doesn't exist. Damn they were on to me
Instead of arguing with a taxi driver that knew better i just said to him, "alright meet me at..." and gave a address close by to where i had decided to place my fake address. And the driver hung up and the lads went on about their 20€ taxi drive.
About then i decided to do something else than baiting. And next i checked my mail i had gotten this from the oga.
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WHAT IS GOING ON DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COST ME NOW? |
Yea, as i researched both the flight details and the hotel i have a rather good idea what i have cost him.
After that i resumed by telling the oga that the lads had indeed picked up the money and i faked anger when he said he didn't believe me. I also called him but he didn't show much anger and his voice was really muffled.
But i am satisfied with going from "Are you working with the FBI? , or are you
a research writer?" to "WHAT IS GOING ON DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COST ME NOW?"
A job well done.
One more thing, Odd as it is i got a call from Konde today, and it wasn't from Spain, nor from Sweden or Mali but from Morocco. Odd indeed. He said he would mail me tomorrow. I wonder what he want?
So never let a lad go as you never know what he might give you in the future. There will soon be more on that theme as we (me and Dharma) will have another leftover lad on his way to Chad tomorrow. It has been too long since there was a lad in Chad. |
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TheDane
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Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:18 pm |
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Send him down to me, I'm bored. |
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:00 am |
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wonderful! |
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:40 am |
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Nice work as always. |
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:45 am |
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It has been too long since there was a lad in Chad |
I'll check and see if the Chad Two are still there. |
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:02 am |
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At least you got him to waste his time and euro in a scenic place. Much better than Chad or Ghana. I doubt he appreciates the difference. Great safari! |
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:08 am |
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I hope he comes back for more. |
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:14 am |
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Not bad baiting for an amateur.
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:42 am |
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Nice job!!! |
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Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:40 am |
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Dr Mike is so good at safaris that he gets them by accident even after dropping the lad. I wish I was so lucky. |
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Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:04 am |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
Not bad baiting for an amateur.
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We're all amateurs, Slightly - and that includes you. |
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Thu Jun 27, 2013 9:05 pm |
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Big X wrote: |
Dr Mike is so good at safaris that he gets them by accident even after dropping the lad. I wish I was so lucky. |
I'll let you in on a little secret of his. shhhh...
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Dr Mike
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Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:41 pm |
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I have been trying to persuade the oga that the guymen chopped their oga. Thus far i think that the oga is undecided leanong towards me being a liar. But the guyman is definitely royally pissed at me.
Fist he said that he wanted to be friends and send me a letter, but the text was in a docx document that he wanted me to open. I didn't, but i said to him that i liked what he wrote and asked when my gold will arrive. And that stirred the pot one might say. This is what i got back from the guyman.
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your maman pussy will be sent sick guy |
And a letter came form Camara in Mali too. He forwarded a letter from Konde and asked me what i thought of it. This was it, and he is rather vile in it.
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well well well
you know,22 of june when i was in Gothenburg and you said to we in 20
minutes you will be in bus station nr 42 and i was there end the 42
don' t existe and i called you and you do not take the phone and
more than 10 times . After you colled me and asked: where are you ? i
said i am where you ask me to be and you said in 2 munites i will be
there , and 30 muintes later you where not there and i called
directely to Mr. Camara and MR. Sangaré i said to them that something
is wrong because a serious buyer will came to meet me in my first day
to my hotel room .
MR Camara called you many times the same day you don't taked it . The
day you where suposed to give me money . when you wrote to MR Camara
that you gave me money i was with my partner in your country and we
spend that day and night there to move the next day at 15: 55 from
Landvetter airport . I told you i am in Scandic hotel why you don't
come with police to take your money back?because you said to Mr.Camara
the same day that you give me money. Why you don't come to the airport
with the police to take as there? you know why i don't wrote to you
about that story? because these 22 of june i was thinking that you
got drogs in your blood that is why i don't reply to you till now .
you see how stupid you are how you can give me money if
you don't know my really name? and my partner name? ok sent me and
my partner tickets go and back and 2 days hotel reservation we will
come to meet you in your country if you are a man do it please. I
realize now that you get drogs in your blood and not just in your
blood but also in your ass and your mind . you know , i am 100 percent
sure you fuck your mother in ass every morning and in the noon you
fuck the same mother in mouth and in the night you fuck her again in
her old pussy . please sent me and my partner ticket i will go in your
country to help you fuck your old mother in front of you in her old
rot pussy and ass and i wanna fuck your wife in front of you in your
own country .
How you can give 1.48.000 euro to us if you don't have one penni to
buy Wc paper to clean your ass and the ass of your wife and your
maman. You are a lafart if you don't sent us ticket to come back to
you. You are penniless and you do not have respect for your self that
is why you lie to your own body when you said that you got accident
you can not walk. But one thing you said that is truth : when you said
you are sick that is truth you are very sick . |
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The Monsignor
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Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:04 pm |
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How you can give 1.48.000 euro to us if you don't have one penni to buy Wc paper to clean your ass and the ass of your wife and your maman. |
HAHAHAHAHA! |
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Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:26 pm |
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^^
Lad Logic |
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Mon Jul 01, 2013 2:55 am |
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Konde wrote: |
You are a lafart if you don't sent us ticket to come back to you. |
Is it lafart or la fart or le fart? We may have to ask Dya what she thinks.
Top drawer baiting. |
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George Carl
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Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:22 am |
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But one thing you said that is truth : when you said
you are sick that is truth you are very sick .
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High praise from a lad. |
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Byzantine Politics
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Mon Jul 01, 2013 8:17 am |
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he sounds suitably upset, well done |
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Posted:
Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:02 pm |
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Excellent baiting pity you couldn't coincided their trip to Sweden on the weekend of Princess Madeline's wedding when prices for hotels etc would have been astronomical (not to mention getting around the city in taxis with streets blocked off). |
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Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:35 pm |
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That was one of the most hilarious responses from the lad I've ever read. ROFL at toilet paper swear.=D |
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Dr Mike
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Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:18 pm |
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Thanks.
Regarding the wedding, it would have been a nice idea. However my safari went to Gothenburg wheras the wedding was in Stockholm. So in this case it wouldn't have mattered. But it is a sound idea. Safari a lad to a city that is hosting a major event. Like Malmö during the ESC. It is worth taking into account for my next one. |
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