Jujuman 2.0 -good rants!

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Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:28 pm

This is the return of a lad that was subject to a mass bait of mystical proportions:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=230490&highlight=wizard

he then showed up in one of my accounts about 2 months later still looking for cash for spells. He'd been pretty thoroughly piggified, so when I got this:

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to me

i have not had from you are you still interested in the voodoo
training? and have the bank return back your money? i want you to get
back if you are still interested in the spell practices okay

I thought of Money Grab and KKSS! But after what happened the first time:

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I really want to learn your tradition. Last time, things did not proceed correctly and the consequences were disastrous. I am under investigation by the IRS, as I told you, but managed to hide one small bank account at Sun Coast bank, because I hadn't used it in years. It was a favor of the Horned One that the Tax authorities overlooked it.

I don't have much . What can you send me for teaching? And how much would it require? Some things I have. Some things the Circle would need. And the last thing I would want is the IRS following me! I can use email to transfer money, would that work? The IRS shut us down last time,but they don't know about this account.

If you would consent to teaching the secrets, I would need to know the right moon phase and the omens.

Dude really wants his palms crossed with silver:

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to me

It will only cost you just $300 since you have other items over there ok

And you are to send through western union with this name OSAJELE
GABRIEL asap so that we can start the teaching ok

Jujuman emailes me three times a day for the next three days, even complaining that I don't tell him I'm on the way to MoneyGrab:

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what happened again today?Were is the payment information? i have been
online waiting to get the information or are you still on the way to
western union office? Because i believe that you told me is 20miles
away from you,at least you would have told me that you are on your way
instead of you ignoring my mail

But oh noes, something is wrong with the slip that is sent to the Jujuman!

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Hello while must you behave like a little kid,,,by
sending me a wrong numbers if you are not ready please can tell me
instead of you sending me fake MTCN NUMBERS it was embarrassing an
old as i am coming to western union office with fake numbers just try
and check this number 5575135835 they are just too real to be
fake..the attached file you send was wrong not complete numbers please
just let end this ok

i can wait any more tell western union that the money was not sent ok

You'd think if his juju was any good, he might have seen this coming and spared himself the trip.

But whait, the money was there and was grabbed- a phone call to MG confirms it!

Jujuman isn't pleased.

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get out of my shrine you fool and ungrateful human been,,, which did
you said that was pick up by who? am going to lay i heaven cost on you
for this that you have just done you will never have any help in life
till the end of your life. Financial will ever be your problem.just 3
days from know you will start seeing the result just check your self
after days.

Aha, but the victim is also a wizard!

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You are insulting and clearly have no power to direct results_ my financial disaster happened just after I first contacted you so you don"t have the God's attention! By the Dark Lady and the Horned Lord, you have no power over me. My house is more than adeqautely warded. And any spell you send will come back on you threefold as you broke your word. Look to your own shrine, oathbreaker

Then Jujuman gets upset:

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did you know what i hate most in life is lying.If you are not ready to
learn you shouldn't have contacted me for the first time.And you know
that the money was not you shouldn't have send me fake number.

Ok let see and how my power will affect yours 3 days from now

I am happy to report that the exchange was more than three days ago. Although I almost ruined a keyboard when a scammer told me that lying is what he hates most in life!

Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:33 pm

This nearly ruined a keyboard but that would be a Blessing for me at the moment:

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Look to your own shrine, oathbreaker

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Was that you that won the lottery today? You should thank him, now you will never need assistance financially.

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

Wait..What? He gave you the winning numbers for the lootery and you didn't share?
Being a wizard he never really needed for you to send the mtcn numbers online. You could have just thunk em out loud. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:34 pm

^^^
Mimi, I'll the send you the terms of the loan, risky free!

NV, that's a great way to take a poke at him! Share my good news and rattle his cage.