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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:48 pm

Raven has been getting somewhat tiresome as of late so TruckerMals decided to pick a wee scrap today. This may be the end of it all but you never know. We join this chat already in progress:

Quote:

Raven: You never said anything about your banker because I didn't ask you.

TruckerMals: Oh I thought we was chatting then you logged off. Worried about you.

Raven: I guess he didn't do the transfer?

TruckerMals:I never had a chance to tell you nothing yet Baby Gal.

Raven: So you didn't hear from him?

TruckerMals: Sometimes you gotta learn to slow down Darling.

Raven: Or you didn't ask him?

TruckerMals: You is still running off at the mouth without me getting a word in edgewise you is! So you gonna listen to me?

Raven: It's been more than 3 weeks now.

TruckerMals: If you ain't gonna let me talk then I won't talk at you no more. You is making me mad now!

Raven: If you don't want to talk to me anymore fine.

TruckerMals: Well you ain't letting me say nothing so why should I?

Raven: Say what you want to say!

TruckerMals: You gonna behave yourself and respect your man?

Raven: If you don't love me then you can bid me good bye.

TruckerMals: Now Little Lady I never said that but if you ain't gonna show your man proper respect and let him tell his tale then you ain't my kind of Gal. You gotta learn your place! Now you gonna apologize?

Raven: You made a promise to me since over 3 weeks and it doesn't bother you that you never do what you said Do you expect me to be happy ?

TruckerMals: You just ain't bothering to listen to me or respect me is all. I was gonna tell you the news but if you is being meaner than a Rattler with a bad toothache then I ain't talking to you no more.

Raven: Say what you want to say because you have been telling me stories.

TruckerMals: Now what are you accusing me of? Sometimes you is plain tetched! I'd almost think I was talking to whole different person than I was yesterday if I didn't know better.

Raven: What do you mean?

TruckerMals: You was so loving and nice and now you act meaner than a Junk Yard Dog whose been Smeared in Jam and tied to an Ant Hill is what I mean.

Raven: So you now insult me ?

TruckerMals: I ain't insinuating nothing Little Lady but just speaking my mind!

LONG SILENCE

TruckerMals: Now you gonna apologize?

LONGER SILENCE

TruckerMals: Aww I guess you just ain't serious bout me. Never mind Little Lady. I was gonna tell you that the Banker was going to Transfer the money in the morning but I guess you don't care bout me no how. I knows what I gotta do now!

At that I left my chat session. I doubt I can get much more put of this one anyways with two accounts and two possible mules reported its drying up. To be continued?

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:13 pm

A few hours after I logged off there was a shift change with the Ravens and 'Recovery Raven' stepped in to try to Salvage the love affair. Since I just don't feel like playing anymore, I decided to slowly go for a Hall of Shame type photo. With any luck a crack team of Lads are photoshopping something real special but we will see.

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Raven: Are you there?

Raven: I slept off.

Raven: Hi honey.

Raven: Sorry I slept off.

Raven: I was so unhappy last night and acted like I didn't care about you.

Me:TruckerMals: I'm here but I ain't happy with you.

Raven: Why honey?

Me:TruckerMals: The way you was acting yesterday thats why.

Raven: Am sorry.

Raven: But you should know I why I should feel unhappy.

Me:TruckerMals: You wouldn't let me say my piece and then accused me of things that I don't like no how!

Raven: I said am sorry.

Raven: I do care about you and love you very much. But when am unhappy I get so mad

Raven: Could you tell me now?

Me:TruckerMals: Mad enough to tell me that you don't want nothing to do with me ever again.

Raven: I never said that honey

Me:TruckerMals: You said all sorts of mean things to me and I ain't taking it.

Raven: I said am sorry

Raven: Remember you also said a lot of mean things to me too

Raven: You even. Insulted me.

Me:TruckerMals: I never do no how. Was just trying to tell you the good news but you kept nattering at me.

Raven: You also said I was meaner than a Junk Yard Dog whose been Smeared in Jam and tied to an Ant Hill.

Raven: You called a lady you love a DOG!

Me:TruckerMals: Well you was acting that way weren't you?

Raven: That made me cry so much last night!

Raven: I couldn't sleep!

Raven: I cried all night!

Raven: I thought you love me!

Raven: Yet you call me a JUNK YARD DOG!

Raven: I am crying now.

Me:TruckerMals: You should have respected me and listened instead of getting all hot and bothered.

Raven: I was unhappy.

Raven: It wasn't enough to insult a lady you claim to love.

Raven: Honey do I look like a JUNK YARD DOG ?

Raven: If someone else called me a JUNK YARD DOG. Would you be happy ?

Me:TruckerMals: Aww Little Lady would you quit being so weepy here?

Raven: I am still crying!

Me:TruckerMals: I ain't feeling so good myself.

Me:TruckerMals: Give me a few minutes there Little Gal I gotta go hang the hog.

Raven: Where are you going honey?

Raven: <ding>

Me:TruckerMals: I'm here.

Raven: Where did you go?

Raven: hang the hog.what does that mean ?

Me:TruckerMals: Watering the tires there Little Lady.

Raven: Ok

Raven: Have you had breakfast?

Me:TruckerMals: Ain't hungry no I ain't.

Raven: Why honey?

Raven: Are you still unhappy?

Me:TruckerMals: I'm more than unhappy there Baby Gal. No women folk ever talked to me like that before and I don't like it one bit. Dang right I'm unhappy!

Raven: Are you gonna breakup with me now ? Because I already said am sorry.

Me:TruckerMals: Sometimes sorry don't cut it.

Raven: Remember you never said you where sorry for what you said to me.

Me:TruckerMals: And I ain't sorry cause I was telling the truth!

Raven: Ok

Raven: So are you going to stop talking to me?

Raven: ??

Raven: After my apology ?

Me:TruckerMals: You said last night that you didn't want me talking to you no more. You didn't care bout me no more.

Raven: I didn't say that!

Me:TruckerMals: You sure did Little Lady!

Raven: I was unhappy and got mad and never conscious of what I was saying

Raven: Yet I did say am sorry but you never forgave me.

Me:TruckerMals: That ain't no excuse.

Raven: So what have you decided to do?

Me:TruckerMals: I was heading home yesterday but now I've tunred the Rig around and heading SouthWest I have!

Raven: Why are you heading southwest ?

Me:TruckerMals: Cause there ain't nothing waiting for me back home.

Raven: Why do you think so?

Raven: Remember I love you.

Me:TruckerMals: You ain't been acting like it.

Raven: You aint making me happy.

Me:TruckerMals: Not trying to make you happy no more. After you making me feel this way.

Raven: Don't you forgive ?

Raven: I said am very sorry honey.

Me:TruckerMals: I don't knows what to think right now.

Me:TruckerMals: Give me a few minutes.

Raven: Ok

Me:TruckerMals: Honestly Little Gal I am real confused right now and planned on just driving to clear my head.

Raven: Do you want to quit communication with me now ?

Raven: And end this relationship ?

Me:TruckerMals: I thought you did last night. You told me so then quit talking. Didn't know what to think.

Raven: I sad I didn't mean all I said.

Raven: I was mad last night.

Me:TruckerMals: I doesn't what you said though and how I feels no how.

Raven: I am crying now.

Me:TruckerMals: I'm kinda teary eyed too Little Lady.

Me:TruckerMals: I have to get moving now.

Me:TruckerMals: I guess you ain't tlaking to me now.

Raven: Do you still love me?

Raven: I am crying honey

Me:TruckerMals: I don't know if I does or not right now. I gots lots of thinking to do now.

Raven: Ok

Me:TruckerMals: Gotta get rolling Little Lady.

Raven: Ok honey.

Raven: Did you hear fom your banker?

Me:TruckerMals: I ain't talking bout that right now.

Me:TruckerMals: I might be on line later today but I ain't promising nothing.

A FEW HOURS LATER

Raven: Honey

Me:TruckerMals: Give me a couple minutes. I'm talking at the DOT Feller.

Raven: Ok honey.

Me:TruckerMals: I'm done talking with him now.

Raven: Hope you are having a great day.

Me:TruckerMals: No I ain't having a good day Little Lady.

Raven: Why honey?

Me:TruckerMals: You oughta know.

Raven: I told you am sorry!

Raven: What else do you want me to do?

Me:TruckerMals: I'm having real trouble accepting your apology.

Raven: Ok I will leave you alone.

Me:TruckerMals: Figured you didn't want nothing to do with me.

Raven: This happens in every relationship.

Me:TruckerMals: Not getting you there at all.

Raven: Are you gonna stop talking to me?

Me:TruckerMals: I'm still here.

Raven: You said you can't forgive me

Me:TruckerMals: I'm just having problems believing your sincere or not. Need you to prove yourself I guess.

Raven: How do you want that

Raven: I got nothing to prove

Me:TruckerMals: Don't know thats the problem Little Lady.

Raven: If you can't forgive me ,then I will leave you alone

Me:TruckerMals: You should prove it to me instead of getting all huffy and threatening to leave.

Raven: You don't want me again

Me:TruckerMals: Why don't you figure out how to make me want you again?

Raven: A lady will never force a man to want her.

Raven: If you love me, then you will want me

Me:TruckerMals: Yeah but she'd try to make it up to her man if you done wrong.

Raven: Yes I will always make it up when we are together

Me:TruckerMals: I don't think you is even trying to make me happy Little Lady. I'll be back in a few minutes.

Raven: Ok

Me:TruckerMals: I'm back.

Raven: Ok

Me:TruckerMals: Well what you got to say?

Raven: I will make it up to you when we are together

Me:TruckerMals: So when will that be?

Raven: In some week time

Me:TruckerMals: Thought you was gonna be here this week?

Raven: Uncle is ill

Raven: So I will make it next week

Me:TruckerMals: Whats wrong with this Uncle?

Raven: He have a problem with his ankle

Me:TruckerMals: So he'll be better next week then?

Raven: Yes honey.

Me:TruckerMals: So you'll be here on Monday then?

Raven: Wednesday I will take my flight and then thursday night I will be in the USA

Me:TruckerMals: Why didn't you tell me this earlier Little Lady?

Raven: I was going to tell you yesterday

Raven: But we had a quarrel.

Me:TruckerMals: We didn't have no quarrel. You went Monkey Crap on me when all I was trying to tell you what the Banker said.

Raven: So what did the banker say today

Me:TruckerMals: I talked with him last night.

Raven: So did he transfer the funds today

Me:TruckerMals: He was going to and thats what I was trying to tell you last night but you wouldn't let me speak no how.

Raven: So did he transfer the funds today ?

Me:TruckerMals: No I called him last night and told him not to cause you didn't want nothing more to do with me.

Raven: That's not fair.

Raven: I have always loved you.

Me:TruckerMals: Not getting you there at all?

Raven: You know I always love you.

Raven: Why would you do that?

Me:TruckerMals: You aint been acting that way let me tell you!

Raven: So would you tell him to transfer it today?

Me:TruckerMals: You make up to me proper like and I'll see.

Me:TruckerMals: Why don't you send me a Pretty Picture with a nice apology?

Raven: You would never accept

Raven: Because you don't accept my apology.

Me:TruckerMals: Well you could make an effort but if you don't think I'm worth it then never mind.

Raven: Ok

Me:TruckerMals: I'm gonna drive for a couple hours and then I'll check my mail to see if you is serious bout me!

Raven: Ok

Me:TruckerMals: Bye for now Little Lady!

Raven: Bye

A couple Raven shots arrived but nothing Crappy enough for me to bother posting. It's making TruckerMals feel meaner than the JYD!

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:34 pm

After a few days of Mals and Raven breaking up, things have settled down. Apologies have been made and life is back to normal. Say hail to the King Baby:

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Hi My Love
As I have a great feeling this afternoon about being with you, I missed you more than on any other day. I decided to write this letter to address the lack of being with you.
Today, on this sunny afternoon, I feel inspired and I decided to write to you, because as I confess my love I feel some relief, and it almost looks like I'm talking to you. It is for me a conversation that I can have with you from afar, and I know that when you receive this, you will call me raight away.
I'm sadder on this lonely afternoon, dreaming of your physical presence, of your hugs and kisses which are my biggest nourishment. Hungry for love, I await the moment when we will be together, so I will gorge myself on your caresses.
The certainty that if you were by my side, everything would be different because it is next to you I feel more alive. I'm glad and happy as a bird; I go round and jump with glee. Thank you my princess, for making me so happy.
I ask God every day, that by lighting your way, he may always leave a little bit of light for me to be seen by your eyes, with the same love that I dedicate to you.
My life was divided, insipid before I met you, but dazzling after the fortune of having conquered your love.
Kisses from your happy girlfriend

This beats the string of 'Am Sorry' mails but Dang it I want so much more!

Nice clock huh? Actually I don't think I could do much better. We sparred a bit and I was left with this Gem:

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Thinking of stimulates the nerves on my system and send shock of wave down my spine, your love sends me to unprepared sleep.

Not sure how to take that really....

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:50 pm

OP, now that's ridiculous, I can't get my vlads to even fill out a form!

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Capone. Ya just gotta have that truck drivin talk. Vlads love it. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:38 pm

This ain't no VLad no how if you catch my Charlie Forty Roger? What we gots here is a Bona Fide Nigerian or Nigerians I guess but you,understand wheres I'm coming from don't you? Figured you might!

So Capone yeah I got a way with the Laddies but that there mimicat he ain't talking quite right if you are understanding my meaning but I thinks you be catching that too ain't you? The real reason be hiding (and not all that well neither no how) in this Chat:

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Raven: I am having lunch now. Would you love to join me?

TruckerMals: what you having?

Raven: Fruits. Apples and Watermelon.

TruckerMals: You gotta put some meat on them bones! Try to eat something more better there Darling cause you know I'll work twenty pounds off you in the first couple days!

Raven: Sure honey I will eat and also watch my diet.

TruckerMals: Aww you need some meats and gravy and some French fried Potatoes too!

Raven: Smile

yes I would prepare and eat that ok.

TruckerMals: I likes the sounds of that I sure do!

Raven: :* :*

TruckerMals: We'll have plenty of time for kissing and such next week don't you worry a lick bout that no how Little Lady!

Raven: Tell me more Honey.

TruckerMals: Well you ain't gonna be seeing the outdoors much I can tell you that!

Raven: What about you honey? You always drive.

TruckerMals: A layover in the Bedroom won't hurt me that's for sure Little Lady.

Raven: Are you sure honey. Smile

We would make love all day?

TruckerMals: As long as you could handle this Big Old Fire Hose then yeah we would be that's for sure!

Raven: You are so Naughty!

TruckerMals: Nah just telling you like it is Baby Gal.

Raven: Have you had your Breakfast yet?

TruckerMals: I sure did Missy! Had me a whole mess of Home Fries and Flap Jacks with Syrup and a few cups of Joe for good measure I did!

Raven: That's a whole junk.

TruckerMals: Not getting you there Baby Doll?

Raven: That's a lot.

TruckerMals: Aww it ain't that much Little Lady. Sides I didn't even have no Sausages or Eggs neither. Getting hungry just thinking bout that.

Raven: That's ok Honey.

TruckerMals: It looks like I can get into the Dock now so I best hit the Blacktop.

Raven: OK Honey.

TruckerMals: Catch you on the Flip Flop Little Lady!

Although I don't put the entire Chats out here, there are a few constants with this Bunch:

Have you eaten?
Where are you?
What time is it?

Oh those Liverpudlians is so crazy....

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:44 pm

^^^^^
Thanks, OP, the Master of the 20!

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^^ Hey!! I resemble that remark. I'll have you know I forgot more than I can remember. So there, Charlie Roger that. Razz

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:17 am

This one is rather clingy so I wasn't sure if I were to take the day off if he would still be my Seat Cushion or not. As luck would have it:

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TruckerMals: Hey there Little Lady! I missed you so bad!

Raven: Where have you been? Since yesterday!

TruckerMals: Sorry there Baby Doll I put the Petal to the Metal and made some serious Green I did!

Actually I was at the Cottage which has a Rotary Party Line Phone and one TV Station on Bunny Ears.

Raven: Cash or Crash?

TruckerMals: Cash Money Darling. I knows how to Drive don't you worry bout that now!

Raven: Give me few minutes. To have shower please.

Good timing really as my Half a Hog arrived which meant drinking a beer in the yard with some Goobers.

TruckerMals: 10-4 Little Lover Gal.

Raven: Honey? Are you there? <ding> <ding> Are you there?

TruckerMals: I'm here Darling don't get yourself in a Knot!

Raven: Am done with my bath. Can I ask you a question?

TruckerMals: Sure can Baby Doll.

Raven: Why didn't you ask me if I received the funds your banker transferred ?

TruckerMals: Aww I just started talking at you then you went for your Bath. Never did have no chance.

Raven: <ding> OK. You can ask now! Is the Banker your close friend?

TruckerMals: I don't have too many close friends but yeah I guess he is Darling. So did you get your Birthday Present?

Raven: Do you have his personal cell phone number ? That's can reach him?

TruckerMals: I don't got his personal number no I don't! Did you book your Flight?

Raven: And you call him your friend? Yes I booked my flight but I didn't send it. You know your banker didn't transfer the money as you promised? I hate to be called nagging. But that isn't fair! You don't care and you know he didn't do it.

TruckerMals: What you mean not fair?

Raven: That's why you never asked me if I got the money or not.

TruckerMals: I did ask you Baby Gal what you going on about now?

Raven: I am very truthful and sincere. I just love to be treated right. Why do you tell your banker to make a transfer and he didn't do it ?

TruckerMals: Slow down there Little Missy. Are you saying you didn't get your Birthday Present?

Raven: I didn't get anything. It was not transferred.

TruckerMals: Aww Darling I'll hafta check with him in the morning then and what the Hecks going on!

Raven: Tell him to send you a copy of the transfer receipt so the I can forward it to my family friend to confirm the transfer.

TruckerMals: I'll send him a message in a few minutes so we can get to the bottom of all this! So what you wearing?

Raven: Bra and Panties.

TruckerMals: I sure likes that yes I do! What color????

Raven: Pink Bra and Panties.

TruckerMals: Sure wish you was with me so I could take them things offa you! You gonna send me your Flight details Baby Doll?

Raven: Yes I will have to scan and send it in the morning.

TruckerMals: So what time you landing here anyhow there Little Lady?

Raven: I should leave on wednesday and arrive on thursday.

TruckerMals: Yeah I already knew that was just trying to figure what time so I can be there for you.

Raven: You will get the info in the morning ok. It's in my file at the office

TruckerMals: Still thinking bout that Pretty Picture you sent me.

Raven: Really? Do you like it honey?

TruckerMals: Sure do Little Lady! It makes me feel special cause I'm the only man you love.

Raven: Honey I was so unhappy because you didn't chat with me yesterday and most part of today.

TruckerMals: Aww Baby Doll I'm sorry but I was the Son of a Gun who was Ripping the Tar off the 401!

^Stompin' Tom - Bud the Spud

Raven: Ok honey . Smile

TruckerMals: I missed you awful fierce like too yes I did!

Raven: I missed you too Honey.

TruckerMals: You is gonna make a fine Seat Cushion I tell you!

Raven: :* kiss :* kiss

TruckerMals: Aww that's Sweat!

Raven: Where are you now Honey?

TruckerMals: I'm up a bit North here just outta HogTown I am! Gonna get me something to eat I am.

Raven: So you want to get something to eat now?

TruckerMals: Yeah this Truckstop has got a big old Buffet it does!

Raven: So you go get something to eat now and we chat when you return.

TruckerMals: That sounds real good Little Lady. I'll strap the Feedbag on and get back at you real quick like. Love you!

Raven: Love you too honey. bye for now love.

TruckerMals: Hey there. I ate a whole mess and kinda feeling tired like now.

Raven: Honey. Hope you enjoyed your food?

TruckerMals: Sure did Darling! These Canucks do know how to make a Buffet real good like.

Raven: That's nice am glad you enjoyed it. I am feeling so sleepy now honey.

TruckerMals: How bout we talk in the Morning then Baby Doll?

Raven: Ok honey that's fine.

TruckerMals: 10-4. Catch you on the Flip Flop Baby Gal.

Raven: Please try to contact your banker now and tell him to send you copy of the transfer receipt he used to send me the funds ? Ok ? <ding>

TruckerMals: I'll send him an Email right now Little Missy.

Raven: I love you and hope we can chat tomorrow.

TruckerMals: I'll make time to chat with you my Darling. Can't wait to see your Flight details too!

Raven: Ok honey. Love you so much.

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Quote:

your love sends me to unprepared sleep.

I think he meant sheep.

Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:08 pm

^Its so much clearer now!

So the Ravens sent me a fairly decent looking Flight Booking which was rather nice of them. They put more work into it that's I ever had for a Lad that's for sure. Sadly I don't think My Darling will make the trip:

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TruckerMals: Missed you Little Lady.

Raven: Missed you too.

TruckerMals: You at home now?

Raven: Yes. Did you hear from your Banker?

TruckerMals: Just pulled off the road into some town with a Funny name.

Raven: You should check now.

TruckerMals: It's called Gananoque but don't ask me to pronounce it Baby Doll.

Raven: LOL

TruckerMals: They got a little Casino here and a few Motels but not much else. Hey now they're advertising Hot Hamburg Sandwiches! I'll fire up my email and take a look see okay Baby Gal?

Raven: Ok honey. I just need to know.

TruckerMals: Sorry there Darling but the Internets real slow up here. Maybe them Canucks ain't quite all there you think?

Raven: Yes Love.

Now to Break the News!!!! Wish me Luck!!!

TruckerMals: Aww Baby Doll now I see why you didn't get your Birthday Present!

Raven: Why Honey?

TruckerMals: Dang it all he says that the Transfer is on Hold!

Raven: Why? He is a liar!

TruckerMals: Why you saying that Baby Love?

Raven: Because he lies! Why can't you send the money via moneygram? I spent a lot paying for my flight ticket

TruckerMals: Slow down there Baby doll this don't mean nothing no how.

Raven: It means (Correcting my perfectly good talkin'?)

TruckerMals: Not getting your 20 there Darling?

Raven: Are you sending me the funds or not?

TruckerMals: Course I'm sending them to you Little Lady but you isn't give me no time no how to think or even finishing reading the message from the Banker Feller.

Raven: So what is he saying now?

TruckerMals: Just going on over it now give me a sec okay?

Raven: OK.

TruckerMals: Oh here he says that he'll get to the bottom of it on Tuesday he does. Figures it's some sort of glitch. Now that's good news ain't it?

Raven: That's a lie! Good night!

TruckerMals: What you trying to say Baby Love? Sure don't cotton to be called no liar no I don't!

Methinks this one has run its course but you never know do you?

Quote:

Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore'

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A little Western Union and KKSS and she'll be begging for more. A-Yup.

Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:05 pm

^The Ravens are supposedly flying into the US on Thursday morning so we'll see what happens with this. I'm not sure what their strategy is yet but I hope it will be funny:

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TruckerMals: Where'd you go last night?

Raven: I am so unhappy

TruckerMals: Why Baby Doll?

Raven: It's been more than a month and you keep giving me a reason why your banker won't transfer the funds

Raven: That's unfair

TruckerMals: Darling why are you being like this?

Raven: Because you and your banker just telling me lies

TruckerMals: Now you quit talking that way Little Lady I sure don't like it no I don't!

Raven: Why do you make me unhappy?

TruckerMals: I ain't making you unhappy you is just all ornery sometimes and don't listen to me no you don't!

Raven: So what have you to say?

TruckerMals: I was trying to explain it to you last night but then you went off calling me and my Banker Friend liars and that ain't right!

Raven: You should explain what you have to say now

TruckerMals: I was trying to tell he would look into today.

Raven: He always lies that there's a problem with the transfer

TruckerMals: It ain't my fault Little Missy Gal. You is the one who gave me that account.

Raven: There's never a problem with that account

TruckerMals: The Banker Feller said there was some sort of hold on the Transfer is all.

Raven: Why would there be a hold for a transfer of $700

TruckerMals: I don't know all this Bankering stuff Darling.

Raven: Ok

TruckerMals: I am just trying to give you a Birthday Present and all I am getting is sore!

Raven: I told you to withdraw the funds and send via western union but you trust your banker much more than you trust me

TruckerMals: It ain't no matter of trust its just that he is a Banker and knows this kind of thing real well.

Raven: He knows nothing and he is a liar

TruckerMals: Now stop that before I get all sore and say something I'll regret.

On a side note, I belong to an ATV Club called the Ravens. Well it's more of a loose knit group of three guys but we used to have hats. Our leader collects/gathers stuff like the old crow he is....

Posted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:55 pm

Quote:

TruckerMals:Little Lady you there?

Raven:Yes am here.

TruckerMals:You at the Airport? I don't understand a lot of that time change stuff.

Raven:My flight was shifted because I don't understand the game you and your banker are playing with me.

TruckerMals:What are you saying Darling?

Raven:What did you banker say that was wrong with the transfer ?

TruckerMals:I didn't talk to him again cause I figured you would be here tomorrow.

Raven:You always disappointed me since I knew you.

Raven:Do you think you are the only man that would deserve a lady like me ?

TruckerMals:What am I doing wrong Baby Doll?

Raven:I deserve better than the games you and your banker are playing.

TruckerMals:I ain't playing no games there Little Lady you know that!

TruckerMals:I'll be back in a few minutes. Need to get some air.

Raven:Ok.

TruckerMals:I'm back Little Lady.

Raven:So can your banker answer why he advised you not to send me funds via western union and also why he sent me funds on two occasion that I never received.

Raven:Yet I spent my funds booking my flight to see you in the USA.

TruckerMals:Sure I can Darling but why I just give you your Birthday Present in person?

Raven:I need an explanation.

TruckerMals:We can visit him together cause I bet you know more about Bankering than I do.

Raven:So why don't you pay for my flight instead of me spending my funds to visit you?

Raven:And your banker keep advising you not to send me money.

Raven:And telling lies that he transferred the funds.

TruckerMals:Now quit calling him a liar. That ain't nice at all.

Raven:You are all the same.

TruckerMals:What you mean by that?

Raven:You and your banker knows what you doing.

Raven:Both of you are liars.

TruckerMals:Little Lady you ain't making no sense here.

You ain't being very nice either. Acting like a little Child in my opinion you is.

Raven:You leave me alone.

Raven:I wasted my funds booking flight to come to the USA.

TruckerMals:What are you trying to tell me lover Gal?

TruckerMals:I love you and we is getting married.

Raven:Lisa told me you aren't sincere

Raven:You trust your banker more than me

Raven:I am going to leave

Raven:And you will never hear from me again

TruckerMals:Please don't Darling you is just all mad right now is all.

Raven:You think I am a scam

Raven:I spent my hard earned money to book flight to come to you

Raven:You don't care about me

Raven:You don't love me

TruckerMals:I don't thinks that at all Baby Doll.

Raven:You don't deserve me

TruckerMals:You'll be with me on Thursday.

Raven:I will leave you and you will never hear from me again

TruckerMals:I just ain't understanding you at all.

Raven:I am leaa

Raven:I am leaving you now

Raven:No more relationship with you

TruckerMals:Now calm down Little Lady. TThis ain't no big thing you know.

Raven:I don't need you to lie to me again!

Raven:Or you tell your banker and both of you keep telling lies!

TruckerMals:Now quit saying them awful things Missy.

Raven:I am gone.

Bye!

TruckerMals:Stop that I love you.

Raven:You don't love me!

TruckerMals:Yes I sure enough do! Making me real sore though.

Raven:If you love me, you will listen to me.

Raven:And not your banker.

TruckerMals:I am listening to you but you ain't making no sense just Ranting and Raven!

Raven:What do you mean?

BUZZ!!!

TruckerMals:Well your acting all crazy like ain't you?

Raven:Just go away.

TruckerMals:There just ain't no talking to you today.

Dang I might just have to hit this one from another account. I was just starting to like her....

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

^^ Ain't it just the way, You starting getting all cozy, lovey dovey with em and then they go and pull that pms stuff on ya.... Women. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:19 pm

After a bit of prodding my Baby Doll came back for some more:

Quote:

Raven: So what do you want to tell me? I got your email.

TruckerMals: I wants to tell you that I love you!

Raven: Why did you and your banker lie to me?

TruckerMals: No ones done been lying no how so quit saying that.

Raven: So why would you tell me your banker made a transfer and was placed on hold? The bank said the transfer was never made.

TruckerMals: I knows the Transfer was never made Baby Doll.

Raven: So why would your banker lie?

TruckerMals: He ain't no liar no he ain't Baby Gal.

Raven: So who lied to me ? You or your banker ?

TruckerMals: Why you not giving me no chance talk here?

Raven: Go on talk!

TruckerMals: Okay then I will then but you gotta be nicer too cause you is making me sore. You understand my meaning?

Raven: If you are not going to talk I will sign out.

TruckerMals: I wants to but you keeps acting real mean like and accusing me of bad stuff that I just ain't understanding no how. So you gonna listen?

Raven: Yes Talk!

TruckerMals: Then I will okay? Now I was trying to tell you that the Transfer was held up by a Technical type difficulty the other day but you wasn't in the mood for no listening at all you weren't.

Raven: Why was the transfer held ?

TruckerMals: Cause Little Lady the account looked like it had been used for some sort of subsurface groups like Hippies of something. That Family Friend might have been used by some Greasy Hippies.

Raven: That's not true.

TruckerMals: Baby Doll now I ain't saying he is one of them Chartreuse MicroBus Driving sorts but they coulda to his Bankering info and done what they does! That kind of Identify Theft happens all the time I hear.

^C.W. McCall

Raven: That's a big lie. A customer transfered 980$ to his account yesterday and he sent it to me. So why does your transfer have a problem ?

TruckerMals: I don't know all this Bankering stuff Darling I am just telling what I am told is all. Give me a minute? I gotta Hang the Hog real bad!

Raven: OK

TruckerMals: I feel better now.

Raven: I told you to send funds via moneygram but you refused. Because you prefer to listen to your banker. I am gone. I will leave you to love and marry your banker. Because you prefer to listen to him.

TruckerMals: Now stop that Little Lady. This is crazy but here's my number, call me maybe? ( K7). Just for Ginger Lee

Raven: Why should I call you? +44 and more numbers. Call me!

TruckerMals: Aww Baby Gal you is acting meaner than a Hydrophobic Skunk.

Raven: You are crazy.

TruckerMals: Crazy bout you I am that's a fer sure! Just tried the number and it ain't going through.

Any interested phone Baiters can give her a call if you want. I can prep you with all the Buzz words and proper Drawl....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Thanks! I will never get that damn song out of my head.

Baiting Guru Joined: 21 Nov 2010 Posts: 2200

Quote:

A customer transfered 980$ to his account yesterday and he sent it to me.

Maybe the customer transferredsd the money from another scamming country with no security protocols in place and that's why the funds went through. So it's still not your fault. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I think your girl is just stark raven mad! You should spank her or something.

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:19 pm

^The First hit on Google worked for me:

Dang it ain't looking good at all:

Quote:

Hello

What would you like to talk about?

I hate your lies ,you and your banker

With any luck Raven will begin to hate me much more than this but I might just need to hit her from another account.

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:28 pm

Still trying to reel her back in:

Quote:

Little Lady miss you bad.

Love,

Mals

Well that didn't work:

Quote:

Hi
What do you want from me?

In all honesty I want to drive you absolutely Batshit Insane, take a couple more accounts and uh that's about it Little Lady!

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:27 pm

I'd almost forgotten about my Little Baby Doll but obviously she still thinks of me. After three weeks I get this gem:

Quote:

Hi

I hope you are having sex and a good time with your banker?

PLEEZE Come back to TruckerMals:

Quote:

Little Lady what are you talking bout? I'm missing you awful fierce.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:27 pm

Ask and ye shall receive:

Quote:

Hello Mals
I have been very unhappy and didn't come online because of how you treated me.
You always preferred to listen to your banker and I just want you to know that I will only
return to you if you stop telling your banker about us and do what I want without involving your banker.
If you cant assure me of these then I leave you with no choice than for you to get married to your banker.

Harrumph! He just ain't my type there Little Baby Doll now is he?

Quote:

Aww Baby Doll,

Don't be mad okay? I'll not let him help us no more then. I'll try chatting with you later on Lover Gal.

And we're back:

Quote:

Raven: Hi

TruckerMals:Hey there Little Lady. I sure did miss you a whole bunch.

Raven: And I am still unhappy with you

TruckerMals:Why Baby Doll?

Raven: Because you abandoned me and never sent me the money because your banker told you not to do it

TruckerMals:Aww Little Lady please don't be like that. I thought you was coming to see me too.

Raven: Yes I couldn't come because I couldn't get help

Raven: You abandoned me

TruckerMals:I never did Honey Child. All I wants is for us to be together for sure.

Raven: But you always listened to your banker instead of me

Raven: You never loved me

TruckerMals:Now Darling don't be saying things like that. I thought we was to be married.

Raven: We where to be married and you don't listen to me or help me financially ?

Raven: Is that how a man treats his babe ?

TruckerMals:Baby Gal I was just trying to do the right thing is all. I never thought you'd go all hyrdophoby on me cause I was trying real hard like too.

Raven: What's the right things ? Not helping me or listening to your banker destroy your love life

TruckerMals:Honey Pie I need you to calm down here cause this ain't solving nothing no ways is it? You give me a minute I gotta go Hang the Hog. Back in two shakes. That feels piles better! Whew.
Raven: Do you know how to keep promises ?

TruckerMals:I sure do Baby Gal.

Raven: You promised me a birthday present and you failed. I was in need when I went to Africa and you failed me.

TruckerMals:When did you go the Africa Little Lady?

Raven: I guess you always forget what I tell you

TruckerMals:Sorry bout that but the last time we was talking I thoughts you was coming here I did. Don't remember no Africa no I don't.

Raven: Now I owe a lot to a Lady that helped me in Africa.

TruckerMals:Now you is making me all confused but I'm listening that's a for sure!

Raven: I have been trying to pay back the lady but it's not easy for me

TruckerMals:Why do you owe her so much money? I just ain't getting this.

Raven: She gave me a loan to ship my goods back to England and also pay hotel bills after I was robbed.

TruckerMals:You was robbed?

Raven: Yes I was robbed and stole from me so much money

TruckerMals:You wasn’t hurt none was you?

Raven: But I owe a lot now and have to pay back.

TruckerMals:Why'd you have so much money on you? This ain't making no sense Baby Doll.

Raven: I went for loads of shopping for my shop

TruckerMals:Oh. Figured you'd just give them a Credit Card I did.

Raven: They don't use credit card because it's a developing country

TruckerMals:Not sures I knows what that means but I'm sure glad you ain't hurt. Baby Doll I need to puts a few miles behind me but wants to work all this out real soon. Can we chats later?

Raven: Ok. Chat later.

TruckerMals:Love you so much!

Raven: Love you too.

Must resist chatting tonight....

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:44 pm

Nothing too fancy but the price of being Raven's Man certainly did go up. First it was a few hundred dollars for some Belly Button Janglers and now this:

Quote:

TruckerMals:Hey there little lady.
Raven: Hi
TruckerMals:You have a good day Darling?
Raven: Yes am fine.
Raven: How are you?
TruckerMals:I'm okay but I'm in Montreal right now. Kinda pretty like cept theres French people all over the place and I don't like that too much.
TruckerMals:Baby Doll you there?
Raven: Yes honey.
Raven: What are you doing in Montreal?
TruckerMals:Just dropping off a load of stuff in the old wiggle wagon is all.
TruckerMals:They sure do know how to make some fine Smoked Meat here though and thats making me mighty hungry for sure.
Raven: I hope it"s a great city and you are having fun?
TruckerMals:Well I just got here and ain't had no fun yet but I may check it out after my supper.
Raven: I am having a difficult time over here and it have not been good
TruckerMals:Aww Little Baby Gal tell me whats the matter cause I gots my ears on for sure.
Raven: I owe the lady that give me a loan in Nigeria and she ask me to send back some of her funds but business have been slow as I have not been able to pay her back.
Raven: I would be glad if you can help me with some funds please.
TruckerMals:Why'd you borrow so much from her then? I thoughts you was a Good Business Gal I did.
Raven: I told you I got robbed and all my funds stolen!
Raven: So she gave me a loan over there.
TruckerMals:Oh yeah I forgot. Well it don't make no sense to me no how but how much did this Lady loan you anyhows?
Raven: She loan me 6,000$ and I have been able to pay back 3,000$ and she ask me to send her the balance.
TruckerMals:So you ain't got no money at all no how? I thoughts when peoples lends money they gives you a chance to pay it back a bit at a time I did.
Raven: I have exceeded the time limit given to me to payback this loan
Raven: And she might report me to the authorities.
TruckerMals:But she done give it to you a few days back I'm thinking.
Raven: Honey I really need help now
Raven: She told me to send the funds back since 2 weeks and she's now unhappy with me
TruckerMals:So how much has you got now?
Raven: I guess you stopped talking to me
TruckerMals:I'm here Baby Doll you didn't give me no answer is all and just thought I'd be patient cause you is upset and all.
Raven: I gave you an answer and you didn't reply
Raven: I need help and if you don't want to assist me, you should let me know
TruckerMals:You needs 3000 ?
Raven: Yes honey.
TruckerMals:Thats sure is a lot of cash Baby Gal. How soon do you need it?

Them Frenchy Internet connections gets screwed up every time. Aww well might as well get me some Poutine and make a night of it....

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Man that Mals is a smooth talker fer sure by golly!