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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Boo, don't write to me from your gmail account. We must hide evidence.
I deleted all from Eyam's account. I deleted me as a contact.
I have to delete my gmail stuff. I have a feeling something bad is going on.
I think Cosmo is investigating me. I am going underground, must get new ID, police were at the airport.

don't use the word money

I got my biggie fries

you understand?

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That a lie kate. You didn't let cosmo send money to my account but yours only. I didn't get any money and you got yours. I will tell eyam everything about you. Otherwise you need to provide money to me now.

Quote:

If cosmo send money to my account why didn't you send my slip? And I don't want you to erase any of the information on my account slip. So get me my account payment slip with full information without erasing or you go send me via western union. Otherwise i will call eyam over the phone and you get arrested.

I don't know who you are person on gmail account.
Must cut ties with people on gmail accounts.

Can talk to people on yahoo accounts.
I am thinking you don't have biggie fries yet?

Did you not check? Perhaps biggie fries container got emptied to someone else?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Quote:

It's my friend account and money is not there yet. So send me my slip payment account in order for me to be sure. I have your account payment slip here with me. Where is mine?

Kate sends only this

?

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Kate! You did send me your payment slip when you e-mail me from eyam gmail account saying your deleting everything. Now i want you e-mail me my payment slip too. I didn't get money yet cos money was not send into my account. I am calling eyam now if you don't send me payment slip or you go and send me money via westernunion. This is what you can do for me so i won't call eyam in order to get you arrested and jailed you.

Let me make this crystal clear to you boo.

I cannot respond to you on your gmail account. Do you know how much time it is taking me to delete everything?

I can respond to you if you open a nice new yahoo account like I did.

You are creating an electronic trail and it is pissing me off.

Don't upset me boo. I can f*ck you over on this. I don't want to, but don't try me. My patience is wearing thin.

I'll let him stew for a day. Maybe two....

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I'll only be posting the lad's responses since I will not be emailing him today

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I am f*cking pissed with you too. Do you think am stupid? What is your f*cking problem. How can you made cosmo send money to you alone and not send to me. I am f*cking pissing at you. I bet you don't try me either k. I am going to f*ck you over. Don't try me. Go get my payment slip send now if truely you send you didn't tell cosmo not to send me money. I am f*cking pissed right now. I want my money.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He is hilarious when he is upset! Great stuff Ginger and Capone!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I love his rants so much! Stupid lad never got Eyam's phone number. I wonder who he's going to call (ghost busters!).

Lad (knowing that Kate has access to Eyam's account) just sent this to him:

Quote:

Hello eyam,

How are you doing? Am missing you so much. Please write me.

Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 8:42 pm

That rant is the best! "I am PISSING YOU"

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Like he's going to kill me with his urine. Silly lad!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Quote:

Hello eyam,
How are you feeling right now? Am missing you so much. Are you strong yet? Please reply me.

no answer

Quote:

Hello eyam,
How are you feeling right now? Am missing you so much. Are you strong yet? Please reply me.

no answer

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Hello eyam,
How are you feeling right now? Am missing you so much. Are you strong yet? Please reply me.

nope, not yet

Then the lad forwarded an email to him:

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/959/katesemailtomichellefro.png

Quote:

Hello eyam?"

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Why would this lad do this?

It may have something to do with the G0merb0yz. They got a little silly and sent the lad a message, seemingly from the lad's own account. It went a little something like this:

SUBJECT: BANK TRANSFER SLIP
WE TAKE DIS FOR ANNUAL PAYPOT
MAYBE U GET UR SHARE IF YOU JOIN US
KATE B WORKING FOR US
U NOT BIG ENUF TO TALK TO US YET
WELCOME TO THE INITIATION
WHEN U BIG BOI WE TALK
NOT NOW
KATE CAN HELP U GET REFUND
SHE WILL EXPLAIN
ONE LUV
G0MERB0YZ

and of course they had a bit of fun rubbing it in with this attachment:
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/8374/ohthosedurngomerboyz.jpg

I'm sure I missed out on a good quality rant, however when he hit reply, it went right to his inbox.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I am sorry my pet as I was sent to hospital. I am so confused. What has happened to my account?
What has happened to you?
Please explain what is happening.
I have the most horrible pain in my chest.
Can you, in your own words, explain this to me?
I will check back later my dear.

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I don't believe this is eyam but if your the one. I don't wanna mail
you on here. get your phone number email to me. Kate and cosmo are
criminal and they need to be jailed

Pot meet kettle. I actually never thought to use Cosmo as a criminal....but since the lad is baiting himself right now, I'll go with it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

My Michelle,
What is going on? I come home to my email account completely empty, I cannot even find one email from you.
And you send me something that looks like was sent from prissy to me, then to me.
Cosmo called out of work with severe clusterphobia. He is acting so strange, but none of this worries me.
Your correspondence to me worries me.
I will contact Cosmo now.
Listen, whatever is going on, let me worry about. You should not worry your pretty head about such nonsense! You need to rest my dear.
We'll go to Germany. It is beautiful. You'll see.

I have one more question, who is Kate?

I let him sit and spin on that for a while.

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:02 pm

Love the edits on those transfer slips!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Thanks for the template! I thought the skull and crossbones added a little something special.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Eyam. If your the one am talking to right now. Send me your number. Don't wanna talk on here. Kate do hacked your account and always do talk to me like Eyam. I have a lot to say over the phone.

oh ffs, why do my male characters always need phone work?
Well, since Eyam sounds nothing like a man, I'll turn the tables on the lad

Are you Michelle right now? Who is playing with me? What is going on?

Lad will not respond, I use my other gmail account with the same last name

My Michelle,
This is my niece's account. Please tell me what is going on?
You better not be g0mers in Michelle's account or I will go there and set you all on fire.

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This is me michelle and i will always always do honest with you. I
want you to call cosmo right now and send the slip of the money
transfer right now to you. They send fake slip to you yesterday. also
if it eyam am talking too. send me your number. i don't have your
niece's account remember so i don't why your niece's number is same as
yours. I believe this is kate mailing me right now. You will be
jailed, I promise you. but if it eyam. send me your phone number. it
michelle your love.

and seconds later, he sent

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This is me michelle and i will always do honest with you eyam. I
want you to call cosmo right now and ask to send the slip of the money
transfer yesterday send right now to you. They send fake slip to you
yesterday eyam. also
if it eyam am talking too. send me your number. i don't have your
niece's account remember so i don't why your niece's email address is same as
yours. I believe this is kate mailing me right now. You will be
jailed, I promise you. but if it eyam. send me your phone number. it
michelle your love.

I am looking forward to read from you love

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

My dear,
The police are on their way here right now. Let me deal with this, it's only money.
My niece is 12 years old, not married. My brother's child. Me, my brother and my niece have the same last name.
Why are you so suspicious. I have done nothing to hurt you.
The police asked me not to write you or call you until this matter gets settled.
My darling, please be patient. I will contact you as soon as they are finished with their investigation.
I need to know who this Kate person is. Please before the police get here and take my computer.
I do love you and wish you could trust me.
Eyam

And those silly g0merb0yz sent another message to the lad, from the lad's account

SUBJECT: MUMU
DIS BAD GAME U PLAY
U WILL PAY 4 DIS
MANY BIG HOPES WE HAD 4 U
BUT YOU BE SMALL BOI CRYING TO EYAM LIKE LITTLE GIRL AND HE CHANGE PASSWORD
PERHAPS U SHOULD CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR MAMMAS STINKY TOTO
ONE LUV
G0MERB0YZ

that seemed to work

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I trust you, Cosmo know kate alot. they are both criminal. I want you
ask cosmo where is the slip for the transaction wire yesterday.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Darling,
Don't worry about this. The police are here now. They are going to take my computers, cell phones and they are going to find Cosmo and this Kate person.

Please be patient my dear. I will contact you as soon as I am able. Try to rest. Drink water, stay hydrated and pray. We are going to be fine, ok?
Believe me. I love you and we are going to be happy together.

Love you,
Eyam

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Love you too, Get back to me soonest please my love

Later that day

Boo,
Listen, sorry about all this. I had to do it. Look, it was just a small job. Only $20,000.00. I split it with G0merb0yz.
They have me crack email address accounts, find out how to tap into their bank accounts and I go and get what I can.
You just made it easy for me, and Harry G0mer wants you in his clique. He was going to make it so you would be rewarded.
I know you're mad. I was mad when it first happened to me. But I had only 2 choices. I could work alone and the G0merb0yz would continue to steal my money, or I could work for them and they would help me. Honestly it is easier to work with them. They pay for everything.
New computer, new car, new life, new everything. But I had to work my ass off to get it, now I get many rewards and tools to do the hard work.
If you want to talk about this, I'll listen.
I've been where you are right now.
I'm really sorry.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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I have more effidence eyam. i am going to help you my love. Cosmo work
with the g0mer's and kate.

I was wondering, and please know you don't have to do any of this...but is there any way you could
communicate with this Kate person? The detective here wants to track her down.
They think if you pretend to be her friend, she'll leak some information to you and they'll be able to stop her
from doing this to someone else.
Please do not feel like you have to do this, you don't. They demanded that I ask you. I told them I didn't want you to do it.
I want to protect you from this person. They told me you may want to do it for justice since they hurt you financially. Don't do it if you aren't comfortable.

We still can't find Cosmo, don't worry, he'll surface soon.

Well my dear, the police only let me send one email a day until they release my laptop back to me.

I love you very much and cannot thank you enough for alerting me to this crime that has been committed on us both.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Here is how Michelle helps:

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Hello Eyam,

It's nice reading from you. Yes i can help try to be friend with kate
to track him down. I pass out this morning, and the g0mer's drop me
elsewhere beside an hospital and run away, They nurse rushed me in and
they take a little care of me. It's 2weeks i eat last.

The doctor asked what happened and i said i was kidnapped. They need
$1,000.00 sent via western union or money gram to get me food and
medicine. Eyam i want you send the money to the doctor in order to get
me food and medicine. I promise to make it up to you and i know you
really want me strong.

Here is the doctor information:

Name: Charles Samson
Address: Plot 783 Jackson Road Allen Avenue
State: lagos
City: Ikeja
Country: Nigeria
Zipcode 23401

Test question: For?
Test answer: food and medicine

Please eyam do this for me. I am looking forward to the MTCN# or Ref#.

He had no help from Kate with that. Thinks again and sends this:

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And please Eyam. Don't seek anyone to help you and send the money. Go
to western union or money gram yourself to send it. For safety okay.

I love you more.

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:18 pm

This is killing me! Please keep it going!!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

^so much to put on here, so little time. I'll get it all updated soon, I promise. Aaand sorry about inventing a disease based on your username. It just felt so....right.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

So that last email from the lad to eyam went to eyam's niece's account. There was no reply since my character explained he was only allowed one email per day according to the police. But this lad isn't reading.

Eyam ignored "Michelle" all day. Kate did not.

subject: you are going to get chopped again
Boo,

Seriously, the G0merboyz are pissed. They are going to take more money until you cooperate and join them.
You want that to happen, again?
It will, I guarantee it.

You want your money back? There's only one way to get it.
Contact me.

and

Silly little f*cker, aren't ya?

You think you'll see any money from Eyam when he sees everything?
Nope.

We need to talk.

Kate sent this along: http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/5756/badmichellescam.png

and

Boo, this is going to Eyam. It shows you are a criminal. You could have had money, but you failed to cooperate.
We will make this a difficult game for you.
I promise you.

You have 24 hours to contact me so we can come up with an arrangement or Eyam gets this email.

Say goodbye to Eyam and all your mugus, we will eat just fine without you.
Kate

then kate opened a gmail account, one letter off from the lad's. used the same picture and emailed the lad from that address with this:

subject: we can play this game until you starve
You don't want to f*ck with the G0merB0yz
Trust me.
I'd rather you just cooperate. Now I am angry because I have to follow you around and get in all your clients boxes
It's small money
I'm used to bigger payouts
Stop and cooperate, you'll thank me for it in the end
Oh, none of your messages are getting to Eyam you silly fool, are you not aware the police have his computer?
He is allowed to email you but they won't let him see the responses.
You beg for money to Nigeria, the POLICE SAW THAT! They are telling Eyam that you are fraudstar.
Stop being a silly fool and get your game straight-contact me. Don't you want a chance at your refund of $10,000?
Don't be a fool.
You like my new email address?

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/2761/michellesnewemailaddres.png

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Silly lad wakes up mid morning and thinks there is no way possible he'd get chopped again. He made a fatal mistake in thinking that. Oh yes.

He logs on to gmail and reads some of Kate's latest threats. He may have some lad speak insults from the g0mers. He ignores it all. It's almost Friday. Friday is payday. Well, maybe not for this particular lad.

Soon he sees a new email from Eyam and wonders how soon he will be getting his MTCN number.

I apologize to anyone suffering through this for the following lengthy (I mean super lengthy) email from Eyam.....(I drank a ton of coffee and I just couldn't stop typing)

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Subject: The police gave me back my computer

Oh dear Michelle,

What an enormous hassle I have been through these past few days. The police have told me this so far:

Someone named Kate entered into my computer by high jacking the network (date unknown)

On May 28, I was in the middle of writing an email to you. It went like this:
"My dear,

I feel things got weird when I agreed to lend you money, perhaps it was stupid of me to do that.

Are you uncomfortable with this arrangement? I don't want you to feel you weird about this.

I used to get beautiful words from you, now you only send one or two sentence emails and I am concerned.
Perhaps you don't like me. That is ok, not everyone is going to find a perfect match through emails.

I am ok if you just want to be friends. I can still lend you money."

Except later I ended up at the hospital and never sent you that email. Kate finished that email with this:

The reason I ask about this is I have a lady friend who has been calling me a lot lately. She is lonely and
wants to go to dinner and a movie with me. She is real nice, her name is Kate. I get lonely sometimes
and would normally just join her for dinner, however, since I met you I now feel this is a wrong thing to do.

Kate is quite attractive and she flirts with me a lot. I don't want to go with Kate if I have any chance of being with you.

Let me know if your feelings toward me have changed.

I miss you,
Eyam

^NONE OF THAT in red WAS WRITTEN BY ME!
Facts as the police presented them:

On June 3rd at 9:00 I sent Cosmo to the bank, he successfully obtained EFT slips for me to all the accounts you provided me with

At 9:07, the bank manager called Cosmo to tell him there was a transfer intercept

Cosmo returned to the bank and demanded a new EFT transfer slip to see where the money went

Cosmo obtained the updated transactions and went to his niece's house to scan per my instructions

Cosmo was getting ready to return to the bank to speak with the bank manager to see why 2 of the 4 transactions got diverted to a G0merB0ys Inc account

Cosmo was pulled over by a police officer for speeding and asked if the police officer could help him figure out the diverted money

A person, impersonating the police officer, told Cosmo to meet him at a sandwich shop across the street to discuss this

Cosmo met the impersonator and doesn't remember anything until the following morning

there's more...

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Testing was performed at a hospital on 6/4/2013 on Cosmo. It was found there was a trace of hyperocholonate-red death in his system. It is assumed the police impersonator drugged Cosmo to keep him from notifying the bank manager or the real police of the mysterious bank rerouting.

On June 4, Cosmo awoke in an unfamiliar hotel room. He was instructed to call me and call out of work (which he did). When the police impersonator turned his back, Cosmo ran out of the hotel and attempted to flag a car to get away. A black Mercedes swerved to hit Cosmo.

Cosmo was knocked unconscious and an ambulance was dispatched to bring him to the emergency room

Since Cosmo was unconscious and had no ID on him, he was listed as "Donald Doe" at the hospital until he regained consciousness on 6/5/2013 at approximately 8 pm

Cosmo immediately informed staff to call police to report an attempt on his life, kidnapping, drugging and the theft of $10,000.00 from my account

Cosmo volunteered to take a lie detector test to prove his innocence and passed at 10 pm on 6/5/2013

He has cooperated with the police investigation. It is deemed that Cosmo was a target of these thieves. He is innocent
After complete inspection of my computer it appears as though the hacker has wiped everything. There is no trace of her.

Police believe that Kate is with Nigerian fraudster. They also believe Kate has friends in the banking industry and they are investigating bank employees to see who may be helping him/her.

I've been issued a massingil password generator and Titanium War Horse to prevent this from happening again.

I've also been allowed to get my computer back and was told to stick with this email account. The police are seeing activity on my niece's account and they want to keep an eye on that. They believe that there is a Nigerian scammer emailing me requests for money at that address. They also believe that is the account that Kate is writing to. I no longer have access to it.

Well, there it is.

I have another interview with the detective tomorrow and the bank manager. It is such a shame that some criminals have tried to cause such commotion and take up all my time.

I do have a lot of questions for you. You seem to know about Kate and I am wondering why you never said anything to me about that. The police were always questioning me about that and I couldn't figure it out. You should tell me what you know, how you know it, things of that nature.

I think it's necessary so we could build a real trusting relationship.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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This is the same email that confused me.

I thought your the one who send this email, cos i was thinking kate is
your other girl friend. I don't who she was.

I am not happy baby and i am feeling am going to loss you eyam

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Eyam be aware of this email address: smarterscammer@mugumail it kate.

She's opened new email address as mine email address and also bear mugumichelle. If she e-mail please don't respond.

Here is my own original email address: idiotboi@mugumail

When you get e-mail from smarterscammer. Please always look at the email address before you replied.

Take a good look at e-mail address. You will see the different.

I am looking forward to read from you love.

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