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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:30 pm |
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... To push a Lad's buttons sometimes.
Hearken to Cammy with Mr Story of the FBI (beware of profanity):
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Lad: NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT OF ME?
Lad: TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME?
Me: You don't have to shout.
Me: Why are you so rude?
Lad: AM NOT RUDE PLEASE
Me: Oh bollox - all that shouting and surly questions.
Lad: AND I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK TO ME PLEASE
Lad: AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE
Me: You aren't supposed to be acting like some beat cop with a migraine. They usually get nice pretty fast when I flutter my eyelashes and pout a bit. Did I ever tell you I'm really hot?
Lad: STOP THAT INSUALT OF YOURS RIGHT NOW
Me: What insult? I told you I'm hot. Is that so bad? If you're gay I don't care. Hey, I'm bisexual.
Lad: I DON'T BLAME YOU
Lad: ARE YOU BEEN SILENT ?
Me: Why blame me for being bisexual? It's not like it's a choice.
Me: Hello?
Lad: YOU ARE ABOUT TO LOOSE $2.5 MILLION USD
Me: Why?
Me: You're a real wet blanket.
Lad: REALLY
Lad: TAKE CARE
Lad: BYE
Me: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Lad: EXPECT US SOON
Me: Huh?
Me: What are you talking about?
Lad: STOP
Me: Stop what?
Lad: I DON'T WANT YOU TO WRITE ANYMORE YOU PISSED ME OFF RIGHT NOW
Lad: GOOD DAY
Me: What did I do wrong?
Lad: CAN'T YOU LET ME BE
Me: You owe me an explanation.
Lad: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT YOU DON'T NEED THE FUNDS
Me: How could you find that out?
Lad: I OWE YOU NOTING AND WILL NEVER OWE ANY
Me: So there were no funds after all.
Lad: GET THE FUCK OUT
Me: Kiss my sexy little ass, cockbreath.
Lad: THANKS
Me: Go buttfuck a goat and lick its ass out afterwards.
Lad: IS LIKE I WILL CONTACT BENIN GOVERNMENT TO CANCEL THE FUNDS
Me: Come on, shit for brains, there is no money, You're another scammer.
Lad: ALRIGHT
Me: I didn't expect you to fess up so fast.
Lad: GOOD DAY MS
Me: Do eat shit and die, pretty please. |
Meanwhile, Mal is having issues with Ghana customs. The trouble hits just after 2:30.
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/WxQfxoRV/2013-06-01_Mal_to_Customs.html |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:57 pm |
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