Michelle, testicular torsion and a new partner

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

"Michelle's" emails will look like this

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my male character's correspondence will be bolded like this
my female character will be colored like this

This is ongoing and hard enough for me to read, I thought I'd make it easy for anyone stumbling across this.

Michelle's email addy was handed to me by a few of you who have baited him.

Well, here goes...

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I am glad you wrote to me, it shows you are really interested in
knowing me.Its good we get it started with some introduction so as to
know who and what we want in relationship.

As you know that its myriads that someone has lots of interested men
in here but its my choice to choose one,the one my heart goes
for,someone i can lean on,to give me the love i have always wanted to
have.So tell me about yourself,what you do and everything you need to
tell me about yourself....and lets see how it goes from here. But
anyway,Here`s a little info about me I like to go out to dinner, go
dancing, go to the movies, workout, travel, see new things. I enjoy
the simple things like the ocean, cuddling at home watching a movie
with someone special, I`m a extremely romantic, passionate and
affectionate woman.

I feel i let you know more about me,my personality,interests and
hobbies.personality: I am an open minded
person,trustworthy,cool,loving,caring,understanding,down to earth.I
been straight and want same in return cos i wont treat people the way
i don't want to be treated.As you know that Greatness lies in
Simplicity,don't you think so?

Interests and hobbies: I like playing squash,listening to music,like
traveling,dining out,love attending live jazz concerts.I like reading
poetry,novels,arts and crafts.My favorites are:Thai food,French toast
and red wine,favorite actor:Angelina Jolie,Fav color, blue... I like
to draw cartoons, scetch use pastels watercolors, acylic paints &
sculpt.

Likes:I like people been honest,truthful cos trust is a vital
phenomenon.i like people with intelligence and a good sense of humor.

Dislikes:I get pissed off easily at people not trying to be real,i
hate pretense and i feel trust should be the foundation of any good
relationship.

I am a lips and eyes person. I heard them say that eyes is the window
of our soul. I love to gazed at those eyes that speaks to my heart
without saying a word... I am drawn to smiling eyes. & lips? And why
lips? Because I'm such a big fan of a Kiss... There is nothing in this
world that can recreate the touch and the feeling of a long passionate
kiss that would melt your heart... I also enjoy lots of Hugs, talking,
laughing, Holding hands, finding out that we have alot of things in
common.

I am a quality woman who is confident, honest, kind, smart, fun,
trustworthy, supportive, loving, loves kids, outgoing, down to earth,
friendly, great sense of humor, sociable, respectful (I would always
treat you with respect). I have a good morals, traditional values, I`m
a lady who is a very good listener and someone that you could talk too
about anything. I`m looking for a long term relationship and a life
long lover. I also want someone that is honest with me at all times.

I Look forward to hearing from you very soon
Hope your having a wonderful day!!

How very sweet you sound my leathcheann. I am so sorry it took a while for me to email you but I read every word and then again to savor your very essence. I find it delightful. It is like a forced compression to my sternum, refreshing!

I'll try to answer and ask questions according to the order of your email. Here goes:

I like that you are looking for someone to lean on, I feel confident that I am an upstanding guy who is looking to take care of someone and to have that someone take care of me. You want to know what I do, well, as stated in a previous email to you, I am a director of a specialty film company. It is rewarding but not too overwhelming so I do have free time for evenings out.

I like that you are active. I do enjoy going to dinner, having a nice glass of wine appropriately paired with a meal. I like trying new things. Just the other day I had a nice kangaroo steak and it was delicious. I made the right selection in choosing the perfect fra gras appetizer.

Dancing, well, I admit I am not that good. I am taking lessons so perhaps if we should get to the point of meeting I do hope my lessons will be adequate enough for you.

I don't enjoy movies too much, I find that sitting and watching seems to be a bit pointless. Perhaps it is because it is my job to direct that I am like that. I would rather be out doing things instead of sitting watching someone else do things. Do you understand what I mean?

I see you do get pissed easy, well, that is how women are though. I like a little spitfire but I think it is best if people can communicate effectively to avoid anger. I choose to sit and calmly communicate. I'm not an angry person. It takes a lot to get me mad.

I do have a sense of humor although others call it 'dry' so I guess not many people get my jokes. That is ok, I am pretty confident and I like others to be at ease in my presence. I, too, do believe in traditional values. I think young men these days treat women with disrespect. It is terrible. I firmly believe in love, dating and cherishing someone prior to marriage. I don't believe in premarital sex. I don't like how these young fellows are getting women in a family way and then leaving. Terrible!

I also am looking for a long term relationship. Someone to spend the rest of my life with would be a gift to me from heaven above.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My camper getting more love? How sweet, she hates being lonely.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

oh yes, LOTS of love

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Thank you for the email you sent to me and to be sincerely i don't
know what to say again because you really touch my heart and i don't
know maybe God have create you for me and I want you to know that
before making a long-term commitment with someone you need to know
that you are compatible. You need to make sure that you can live with
their life views. The last thing you need,is to invest years into a
relationship, possibly even get married just to find out you have
vastly different views towards educating children, or whether women
should work. I'm not saying there are right and wrong views.

The only wrong views would be ones you would not be able to handle.
For each person this is different. There is some questions i will like
to ask you that will devised to help us find out how compatible you
really are,Is this the person i can see going through life's ups and
downs with?Let find out! What are your religious views?Do you believe
in a God?How should we agree to handle arguments?If you're mad about
something how will you let me know?If you're having problems would you
talk it out or keep it inside?Do you like sharing your feelings?Who
should hold the main financial responsibility in a marriage?What are
your views towards handling money?Do you feel you should save
everything?Do you feel you should splurge a little?

How would you rate your ability to handle money?How would you handle a
debt problem?What would you do if your partner face long-term
unemployment?What would you expect from that partner?What are your
views on abortion?Do you want children?How many children do you think
a couple should have?How would you discipline your children?Do you
think couples should argue in front of their kids?Do you feel couples
should have displays of affection in front of their kids?What are your
views on the educational system?Who do you expect would be the primary care giver for your children?What do you feel about interracial
couples?

What are your views on age gap relationships?How would you handle your
children if they were involved in one of these types of
relationships?At what point would you consider divorcing a life
mate?Where do you want to be in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?What are
your life goals?What are your passions?If you had a million dollars
how would you spend it?Do you believe in marriage?Do you believe you
should only marry once?What do you hope to gain from a marriage?What
do you expect from a marriage partner?What do you feel is the purpose
of a couple getting married?

I am looking forward to read from you.

I agree that it takes time to really know someone. I also agree that a person should make sure that their partner is indeed a suitable match prior to marriage. I feel that is what is wrong with todays society, they run to the alter, get married and find they've waken up to someone they really don't know.

As far as a woman wanting to work, I am on the fence with this. I admire the woman who wants a career, who got the education and who is a real go getter. However where does family fit into this picture? Is she available to be a full time mom? Will she put her career on hold for babies? I guess that is a bridge I'll jump off of when I get there.

My religious views? Hmm, well I was raised Christian. I am not very religious but I am spiritual. I don't go to church as frequently as I should but I do pray everyday. What is your religion? Do you feel it is important?

Arguments, well I am not very argumentative. I like to say what I feel. If someone said something that upset me, I'll ask "hey, did I offend you?". People let their pride get in the way I think when arguments occur. It's ok to say "hey, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell". I think people should talk things through. How about you? Are you argumentative? Or do you talk things through?

Financial responsibility-that would depend on the arrangement. Does the potential bride have a dowry? Does the potential bride want to work? My feelings are that if I am an employed man looking for a wife, I should support her and any children that may enter the marriage, even if the children are from a different marriage. What are your feelings on this?
I don't feel there is a right and wrong answer, and if your feelings are strongly different, it is something I am willing to compromise, after all, most relationships are all about compromise. Sacrificing so that the other can be happy.

As far as spending, well, I do have money saved to take me through my retirement and I am still working. I could quit my job tomorrow and not have to worry about money. I wouldn't quit tomorrow though. I quite like my job. It is good to have mental activity.
Sometimes it is good to splurge. I would love to splurge. It is people who splurge everyday that have problems.

As far as debt, well, I do have insurance in the case of sudden disability. It really is all about financial planning and I have made wise decisions regarding that.

Children, well, it would be nice. It is not necessary. Sometimes I think if God wants me to have children he will provide me with the opportunity to have them. Couples should be affectionate in front of their children. It is good for the little ones to see that their parents love each other. I would want the children to receive education at private schools. Education is very important to me.

As far as interracial couples, God loves us all. We all should be that way! Color is of no matter. Color doesn't dictate who should love who! The one thing that bothers me are people who are racist. That is just intolorable!

Well my dear, I hope you like my answers and I do look forward to your answers. I would really like to see how you answer the same questions.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

my apologies for the length of these posts, they'll shorten up soon....

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I believe that you are right about different views, I will send you
my honest answer, and promise me if you do not understand any of my
answers, that you will talk to me about them.To me their are no right
or wrong answers for individuals, but for relational reasons you have
to be open, honest, and be able to trust, in order to love. I agree
that some views are OK if you know the view and can live with it, even
if you don't agree with it. Babe, I'm answering these questions,
because I believe people should always be honest up front, with each
other, so here goes: My religious views could be simply stated as , I
believe in God, as a loving and just God, I believe I have a personal
relationship with Jesus Christ, through prayer, and reading
scripture.I also believe that God is a forgiving God, and that He
knows our hearts.I personally believe that arguments should never be
put off, that you should address them as soon as possible, and speak
with a soft voice, in an adult manner.

Everybody opinion is important, nothing should be belittled. If you
cannot reach an agreement, you should receive help from someone you
both trust. Pray about it, and weigh it out, maybe by priorities.I am
a very open person, the reason I'm careful to say this is because I'm
looking for someone that I can be open with, its not good to hold
things in, if you love somebody for who they are, you should not be
afraid to open up to them, especially with emotional needs. You should
never try to communicate your emotional needs with anyone else but
your spouse.I do not get mad very often, usually its when I see an
injustice done to someone, especially to my family. This should be
another issue of being open, with your significant other.I want to be
with someone who is interested in my problems, and I with theirs. You
should feel comfortable talking with each other. Budgets should be
decided on between each other, not just one person, unless the other
person just doesn't want to. But together I think is the best way,
That way everyone knows where you are at with your spending.You should
try go agree how much money to put back for retirement, for
emergencies, etc. It should be something both people can live with. If
you have changes in salaries, you adjust your budget accordingly. You
have to agree on priorities with the budget.

I would never abandon a sinking ship if my husband was aboard, LOL If
you love someone you throw them a life preserver if they fall out of
the boat, another words you never abandon those you love, you never
betray those you love. I've found in life that some things are more
important to one spouse, than the other, that's when you have to give
some, and bend a little. Its also important to do some things you want
to do especially together, to spend time together, like eating out,
some travel together, going out together doing whatever you like to do
together, its important.I would not say that has to be a splurge,
could be planned out, I'm not sure what a splurge is to you.The best
way to get out of debt is to not get in debt to begin with, if you
make mistakes, and do get in debt, the best way to get out is with
that written down budget. You pay off the smaller debts first, when
they are paid off, you use that money budgeted for the larger debts,
keep paying till its gone.

Then you try to learn from your mistakes, forgive and forget.I
personally do not believe in abortion, I believe the child is a living
human being, but I also know that God can forgive any thing you do
wrong, or against His Word, if you are truly sorry for what you did,
ask Him for forgiveness, He knows our hearts, and then you repent.I
believe nobody is without sin, except for Christ.How many children
someone should have should be decided between that couple, and before
God, before they get married as this is a very important issue, that
affects everyone involved. As far as disciplining children, yes I
believe that you should, never out of anger, but out of love.
Different kids have different personalities, and have to be
disciplined differently, but you should never beat your kids either.I
do not believe it is healthy to argue in front of your children. But I
also believe you should always show your affection in front of your
children, for each other and for them. I am not ashamed to show my
affection for that special person in front of anyone, unless it makes
that special person uncomfortable to do so. But I like to touch, hug,
hold hands, and kiss!

Do you like to kiss? My opinion about multiracial couples, is if two
people love each other before God, its between them and God, not them
and me. If one of my children wanted to marry another race, I would
simply tell them what to expect from life, other people, but they
would have to choose for themselves, and there is nothing my children
could do to cause me not to love them. But I might say " I told you
so, later" LOL I try not to be judgmental with other people, but not
to the point to where I lose my beliefs. I have a strong faith in God.
I love people, different kinds of people are fascinating to me, just
like nature. Age gap relationships, depend on the individuals
maturity, how well they can communicate, how much they love each
other. It is different with everyone.I do not believe in divorce,
people should work their problems out. I do believe their are Biblical
reasons for divorce, such as adultery, but I don't believe God likes
divorce even then.

After someone crosses marriage boundaries so many times, and they
don't want to change, you can be forced into a divorce, I also believe
that any kind of abuse, can be crossing marriage boundaries to. My
long term goal in life is to find someone to grow old with, share my
life with, appreciate the seemingly small things in life, like the way
God made nature, And also to be where God wants me to be, to be in His
will.

For me and my spouse, and our children. My passions in life is to help
my husband, and children, to motivate them to the highest mountains.
To appreciate what I'm blessed with, My passions come like seasons, I
like to help people in whatever ways God puts the opportunities in
front of me. I pray, and hope that I don't miss these opportunities in
life!I hope this answer your questions.

I am looking forward to read from you..

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

It is such a joy to read your ever inquisitive correspondences. I will try to address your points in the order in which I've read them.

I do understand your responses. I feel your answers and my answers seem to gel together quite the way 2 agreeable individuals would view such matters. From your answers regarding finances, I do feel perhaps you seem to worry about finances and maybe you worry about not having enough to splurge. I hope you don't mind my asking, but do you have financial worries? I don't believe money makes the man, but I do see you find importance in knowing you have a financially stable life. There are no certainties in life. While I do seem to have prepared for my life in savings and investments, I can agree that spending some time exerting caution regarding financial freedom can be of use.

I also believe once a couple comes together as a stable unit, one should certainly support the other in matters that are of importance. Knowing someone is there for you should you fall is a security that should be there in that stable unit.

Regarding your message of forgive and forget, I do believe this too. There is nothing to be gained by harboring a resentment.

I agree, wholeheartedly on your views regarding abortion. Children are a gift from God and I should be the happiest man alive should I be blessed enough to have a child.

I do enjoy kissing. I like holding hands, back rubs and nice hugs too. Although I also don't agree with divorce, it is an unfortunate side effect of people marrying to quick.

Regarding marriage, abuse is not acceptable. Infidelity is not acceptable. I wouldn't do that and abhor the idea of it.

Marriage is a team. The members of that team look out for each other, make decisions together and just want what is best for the team.

I do hope you view my email as a happy answer.

Thank you for being such a kind soul,

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It's really nice to read from you and i don't have financial worries.
Yes your answer is an happy one. What is your plan today?

Finally a short reply.

I am preparing for the parade for Memorial Day. We will then go to the burial grounds to pay tribute to those who have fought for this country and died in doing so. It will be a long weekend with many things to do, but enough about me. Do tell me how your day is going. I would love to hear any little thing as your correspondences do bring me joy.

I hope you are having a happy day my dear.

Until our next convo,

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

A day goes by and there is nothing from Michelle. This has never happened. I am worried and send my darling this:

My dear,

I am wondering where you are today. You seem to be missing.

Do write soon,

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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There are some certain things i would like to share with you. I
was married for 2 years but now divorced without kids. I am feeling
reluctant to tell you about my past but i think its good i let you
know all about me and the situation i am into now so that it will not
be too late before i let you know. I have had a lot of bad experience
in my previous relationships, and i do not want to fall into the same
problem anymore, i will like you to give me your words that you really
want me and that you want to make a new life with me, because i have
been used and suffered lots of emotional torture from my ex and i will
not want to be used or played games with again in my life.

I am telling you all this,so you can decide if you still want to meet
me or not, so that we will not waste each other's time writing each
other. when you get this mail,kindly give me a response to let me know
if you are interested or not. I've been divorced for 3 years now,i was
adopted by my father and at that time he had no woman staying with
him.I loved him so much that he gave me a good life.The sad part of it
is that he passed away about 5 years ago after a car accident .I'm the
only daughter, the only kid of my family.

We used to live in a big house. My dad is a native American.Its so sad
when ever i think and come to conclusion that the world is a cruel
one,taking the good ones away,leaving the bad ones behind to live on
which makes the world goes more cruel and hard on people,this has dawn
on me as i have experienced lots of cruel things i never thought of.
Sometimes i feel like the world should crash on me,looking back and
thoughts about my status as an orphan.i need someone to fill my heart
with love,someone to make me feel glad,taking me out of my
worries,giving me love,someone to stand by me like a father and
mother,someone so loving and caring to get me out of my worries so i
don't feel neglected,rejected.

My husband, Steven Blake played games on me lots and treated me so bad
in our marriage.He absconded with my dad's money which was kept with
me after a completion of a contract in Midland Michigan, When my boy
friend got absconded with the undisclosed sum of US dollars, this
brought the first broke-up between me and my dad, because he thought
we had the deal together, but not knowing that I'm innocent about
this.

So my dad has been harsh and tough on me about this. After all these
happened to me and caused by my Ex Husband,i met an African guy online
there who promised heaven and earth that he wants to marry me and make
me happy in life. I never knew I was going to have my greatest night
mare.He made use of the advantage knowing that i am lonely and i
needed to someone so close to make me happy in life as my dad the only
one i had is dead.

The African man told me of an investment opportunities in Africa and
he convinced me to come along with lots of money while coming down,
which I did. On getting here, all his intention was to take away the
money from me, play me and leave me alone.

I came from the states with all the money i realized from my Dad's
business and contracts remuneration,because the African guy told me of
an idea to investment in African Sculptures which i feel its a good
investment. When i got here, he tried all possible means to get the
money from me and get away with my money.When i noticed this,i took
the money and my traveling boxes and deposited it with a
Security/Insurance Company here in Africa in order to save myself and
my assets.

Thereafter i left the guy's apartment to an hotel where i stay at the
moment and communicating with you now. Therefore, i don't want to fall
into any other terrible situation again after all these that i
experienced with my ex cos i am not ready to be down emotionally this
time,which makes me to cautious of who i will go out with or date this
time. I will need some words from you, which will prove to me about
your interest me and what exactly you want out of this relationship.

I need someone in my life,someone so loving,open minded,truthful and
real since i would be coming back to the states as soon as possible
you want me to, provided you would treat me and fill me with the love
i have always wanted.I know that there is more meeting one on one than
making promises or talks via emails,we need to meet and that why i
want to come over provided you wont disappoint me.Trust can be
given,but depends if one has got that,cos what you don't have you
don't give.I would want us to build trust so that we can be able to
work things out together.

Well, let me hang on here till i hear from you. I hope you will
understand my situation at this time and i hope you will be able to
offer a caring and loving arm. I need someone so loving and
caring,honest,open minded,someone that hasn't come to play games cos i
wont treat people the way i don't want to be treated.

They say it feels good loving somebody and having it reciprocated.i
need someone to love and to be loved in return. I need a man that
would always be there for me, who will be like a father and husband to
me,i will reciprocate true LOVE as well.

I will be very grateful reading from you by telling me the truth about
you and maybe you are interested in me or not.Tell me all you got on
your mind.
Take care loads...

I wasn't quite sure where to go with this one. I'm tired of reading these emails and wanted to push this lad to the asking of money phase....

How very nice to see you have emailed me today. I always like a nice read whilst evacuating my colon.
I'd like to cover your ideas/questions/thoughts in the order in which you presented them.

Starting with paragraph 1, you are divorced. I understand. Many people are divorced. To me it does seem to conflict
greatly with your previous email to me where you clearly stated that you were against divorce, but these things occur.

Again with paragraph 1, you ask if for my words if I really want you. My dear, we barely know each other at this point.
I would like to think one day I could declare this to you, that yes, I do, however darling, at this point I really think some
time needs to pass for us to know one each other. Maybe my snoring may bother you, maybe you don't like the way I
eat or dress or maybe you just won't like me at all. We aren't gazing into a majic 8 ball with answers. While I do hope
we are 2 souls connected at the hip with forever in front of us, I am not at this time able to fully commit to an absolute yes.
I think it is only fair that we give each other time to really know each other. Do you understand this?

The rest of your email is slightly confusing to me. Are you telling me that you are in a hotel in Africa hiding from an Art dealer?
My dear, I fear for your safety and insist you call for police help. Get to an airport and leave immediately. American women who
go there are often kidnapped for ransom and then killed. There was a story in the paper the other day about exactly this kind
of thing and there is a crew calling themselves g0mers who do this. And they chopped off her fingers to mail to the family as
proof they had her. They take all the money and then they kill women.

Leave, leave now. You are not safe. We can get to know each other once you are back in the US. I can hope to be the person you are looking for but
until you get out of that place, I won't be able to think about a relationship as I am too terrified about your safety.

Please get out of there!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Yes i wanna leave, I will really need your help before i can leave
Eyam. I am looking forward to read from you.

Oh yes, I'll help. It may not be the kind of help you want, but I'll help....

My dear,
What kind of help are you looking for?

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Good morning Eyam. Thanks for your response! I am so much in need of your help. I want to get out of here and come over! I really need your help cos it very dangerous for me to stay here as you also know. It's 3days i eat last the motel manager here as refused to served me food meanwhile I don't have any penny on me. I have $1,400 and flight to united state is $1,600. So i want you please help me with $200 in order to have it add up with the $1,400 i have. I don't eat cos no extra money cos if i eat from the $1,400 it gonna shorten the money. I really want to meet and get to know more about each other face to face. I swear with my life and my father grave am going to pay you back immediately i arrived cos your going to picked me up at the airport. I know you don't want me die. I will so much appreciate your help. Thanks a lot and God Bless you. Your going to be the happiest man on earth to get me home to the state again.

I'm not going to play a western union or moneygram game with this one. I want pork...

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

My dear,

Since we don't know each other but for these few emails, I am willing to give you a loan.

Since I have always been smart with finances, I shall ask that you sign an agreement. I never loan money without a signed agreement. I don't want you to feel that you would be tied to me as a partner simply over money so let us call this a loan.

I also don't think $200.00 is enough for a trip that may go wrong. I am willing to loan you $1,000.00 to get you to safety. Anything could go wrong, you could miss your flight, you need food, you'll need to pay for transportation, etc.

Will you agree to sign a loan contract?

Let me know if you agree and I'll have the accountant prepare paperwork now.

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Yes i Agreed.

Not good enough. I want forms signed...

I am happy to hear that. I've had Cosmo, my accountant draft an agreement between you and I.

Please print out the attached, initial, print and sign your name where indicated in blue ink. Scan it and send it back to me.
We can then proceed with the transfer.

Stay safe my dear,

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Working on that.

Days go by, nothing from my darling.

Dear Michelle,

I am growing concerned. Please inform me of your whereabouts.

"She" sent the nicest response:

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Still trying to get a scanner baby.

It's love, I can feel it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

A few more days pass...

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How are you doing today? I have the agreement sign and scan. Let
me start by saying that I thank God this noon that I found you. You
came into my life when everything seemed so dark but you provided the
light to find my way. I've never been so certain of anything in my
life like I am of us. You have totally changed my outlook in this noon
and I thank you for that.

I never thought that someone could help me like you do, but guess
what? I love you that much too. I feel as if I'm walking over clouds
just thinking about you. You make my life complete. I know you've said
we could do foolish things while in love, but you know what? With you
I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life. I love you so
much and I believe you care for me too. I know that others looking for
the right relationship but they haven't see, might think that we're
saying too many foolish things too soon but they just don't know how
love feel about each other.

There's nothing foolish about the things I've told you, I meant every
word I said. I love you and for you only...... I would do anything, I
love you so much. Today I promise you that I would do anything in my
power to make you a great person, outstanding father and loving
husband if you can give me a chance to do that..Because I am a very
active and out going Lady in good shape, honest and trustworthy. I am
easy to get along and have alot to offer that special someone. I
believe in virtue (always doing the right thing). I'm not into one
night stands or multiple dating ..Hope you feel the same too..

I will be looking forward to read back from you telling me how you
constantly feel about me too. I did attached the scan agreement and
hope to read from you soon.

Yours truly.

http://imageshack.us/a/img703/2913/contractpage1.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img191/5431/contractpage2.jpg

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Just prior to that last post, I sent this:

My dear,

I feel things got weird when I agreed to lend you money, perhaps it was stupid of me to do that.

Are you uncomfortable with this arrangement? I don't want you to feel you weird about this.

I used to get beautiful words from you, now you only send one or two sentence emails and I am concerned.
Perhaps you don't like me. That is ok, not everyone is going to find a perfect match through emails.

I am ok if you just want to be friends. I can still lend you money.

The reason I ask about this is I have a lady friend who has been calling me a lot lately. She is lonely and
wants to go to dinner and a movie with me. She is real nice, her name is Kate. I get lonely sometimes
and would normally just join her for dinner, however, since I met you I now feel this is a wrong thing to do.

Kate is quite attractive and she flirts with me a lot. I don't want to go with Kate if I have any chance of being with you.

Let me know if your feelings toward me have changed.

I miss you,

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

A few days go by, Michelle doesn't write and Eyam seems to have disappeared. It's a good thing he has his friend Kate...

Michele,

My name is Kate, I am a friend of Eyam.

He gave me the password to his Email account to see if you had written. You see he is currently in the hospital for testicular infartion.

While I was checking his Email account I took the liberty of reading your 'love' letters.

I see you are probably some piece of shit from Nigeria or Benin or Accra or Malaysia. You are a guy. You stole 'your' pictures from (link removed)

And you are a romance scammer.

I can do a couple of things here....I can tell Eyam what I know about you.....or you and me can make a deal.

Eyam doesn't tell people how he made his money or how much he has. He is loaded. He produces and directs his own small fetish film company. His company, doingitdoggystyle with a paddle in your mouth, made over $500,000.00 last quarter. That's a shitton of money for a 4 month period.

And here I am, standing in your way.

You work with me and we both win.

You fail to work with me and you lose, I still win. I will get Eyam's money. With or without you.

The choice is yours.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Quote:

Kate! What deal do you want me to do with you?

Music to my ears.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Here it is, he's willing to send you $1,000 as a loan.

Tell him due to sudden circumstances, something like the hotel burning down and civil unrest in the area
that you've walked to the border of whereever you are.

kidnappers have taken you and are holding you hostage

they allow you computer access from a windowless room for only one hour a day (so how much is one hour time in a computer cafe there?)

they need $20,000.00 and they will release you.

He's got the money, don't worry.

Once you get him to agree to this, I'll tell you the next step.

We'll split it. But it goes to my bank account.
50/50
what do you say?

Quote:

Yes 50\50 we are giving him 2bank account. Yours will be one and mine will be one. In oder for him to send $10,000.00 each. Deal?

Sounds good

I will let you know when he is out of the hospital

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

A few more days go by...

Ok, so Eyam is coming home. Read this carefully because he's a bit touchy. His testicle torsion ended up infarcting his testicle so the surgeon removed it.
You guys are so weird about having only 1 ball, but he's in a bit of a bad mood. He is starting to think no woman will love him.

So this is what you need to do. Write him one of those love Emails, but you need to re work your stuff. Something like this:

"I have missed your words, I feel such a close connection. It reminds me of when I was a little girl watching my little pony (<---you need to start sounding more American!)
and the safety I felt watching the habitrails. (This kind of American culture is going to remind him that there's an American hostage later on when you get to that part-understand?)

I cannot wait for the day when we can meet, when I can extend my finely manicured hand into your gumba grip, when you introduce me to your buscuits (<-American slang).
Please write since I perspire with worry. Please do write soon, I am moist for you"

ok, this shit above makes him believe you are all about HIM not some stupid "loan".
He'll fall for this.

Do not mention money. Forget that little contract. You send him an email like what I wrote and do it now.

He'll write some stupid shit back to you. Then I will tell you what to write next. Don't jump on the hostage story yet. He's fragile since they took part of his dangly bits.

Let me know when he writes back and I'll tell you how to play this next part, ok?

Quote:

Hello Kate this is what i write him. Read:
I have missed your words, I feel such a close connection. It reminds me of when I was a little girl watching my little pony.

I cannot wait for the day when we can meet, when I can extend my finely manicured hand into your gumba grip, when you introduce me to your buscuits.

Please write since I perspire with worry. Please do write soon, I am moist for you"

I am looking forward to read from you.

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:38 pm

Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahaha,

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Ahh, Capone! Thanks for your help with this one!

Very nice.
He'll read it tonight when he gets settled.

He'll write back apologizing for not writing sooner, he'll ask you if you two ever got married and if he failed to give you children, would you still be interested.

Very very soon after that, you tell him:

"I am so happy to read your words as I am touched to have you in my life. My Eyam, it doesn't matter if we have no children or 12 children, I will always have the warmest of affection and love for my husband"

Then skip a whole 24 hours.
This will worry him.

After the 24 hours write him:
"Eyam, I am in trouble. Something horrible happened"

This will worry him more, he'll Email you what is wrong...

You then tell him: "A local gang of g0mers burned the hotel down. I started to walk toward the border (of whatever country you claim to be in now) however these g0mers kidnapped me. They target American citizens for this kind of thing for money. I am so scared. They roofied me and are threatening to put the video on youtube. Please help me! I cannot have these things out on the internet for all to see. They give me only 1 hour of computer time a day to try to get money for them. No one will help. Then they shove me into a windowless room and tell me soon they will chop off my finger if no money comes. Eyam, I am so scared."

Don't push bank account info yet, I'm still acquiring mine under another name. Do you have yours ready? I'll tell you how to word the next part after that, ok?

Listen, it is very important you tell him it was the g0mers that did it. They broadcast a lot of bad things on the news here about them.

Quote:

Ok. I'm still acquiring mine too about the bank info with another name.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

BEAUTIFUL! clapping

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

^thanks NV, I don't know how you bait all these lads. So much crap to filter through and I find I have a touch of attention deficit disorder when it comes to romance scams.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Looks like your ADD works well for your pet! It does get a bit tedious so I try to pretty much keep everything the same so I can remember my lies without having to go look.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I'm trying to look into future pork, and I do like to get a couple of accounts so "Kate" sent this

Another thing you should watch for, I don't know how it works in other countries but here a "flag" occurs on transactions over a certain amount. These jerk auditors and homeland security idiots have made life real difficult. Anyway, in order for me to get $10,000.00, I need 2 bank accounts and $5,000.00 to each account.

I've got one lined up and ready but the other one isn't available yet.

Make sure you protect yourself, don't need authorities getting a cut of this, you know what I mean?
As they say in my country, Watch your ass! (it means be careful!)

Quote:

Yes. Can claim $5000.00 first then another $5000.00 later.

ok,good luck and we'll talk soon

I'm thinking we can do this again to some other men I know. It would be a good payout.

Quote:

Yes, sound good.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Poor Eyam returns home from the hospital, puts some ice on his missing dangly bit and opens his email. He missed this email from his special sweetie some days ago:

Quote:

I really like you and want you baby. Am happy with the agreement. Was only tying to get a scanner things are difficult here baby. I really miss you too.

And there's this one from today:

Quote:

Hello Eyam,

I have missed your words, I feel such a close connection. It reminds me of when I was a little girl watching my little pony.

I cannot wait for the day when we can meet, when I can extend my finely manicured hand into your gumba grip, when you introduce me to your buscuits.

Please write since I perspire with worry. Please do write soon, I am moist for you"

I am looking forward to read from you.

She sounds so American! Eyam is concerned about his sterility and sends this off to his special pet:

Dear Michelle,

I am so happy to read your words today. I am very sorry for not writing sooner. I had a bit of a problem but the doctors have fixed it.

I love that you think the way you do, I really am a lucky man to have you write to me.

My dear, should we get to the point of marriage, I feel I must be honest with you now in case you want children from me. My operation may have ruined my sterility, meaning it is possible that I never have children. If children are important to you, I would not be a good husband. I adore you and do not want to disappoint you.
I want you to have everything you deserve in life and I don't want to stand in your way of true happiness.

What are your feelings on this? We could always adopt.

Well my dear, I have had a very long day and will check my email in the morning for a response from you.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Wow, it must be love!

Quote:

I am so happy to read your words as I am touched to have you in my life. My Eyam, it doesn't matter if we have no children or 12 children, I will always have the warmest of affection and love for my husband.

Such a good pet.

We are now on 24 hours silence if this lad follows directions, and I think he does Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Jun 2013 Posts: 48

oh god, so bad but so funny

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