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Posted: Sun May 19, 2013 11:22 pm

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NOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO NOW IS ONCE YOU READ THIS MY EMAIL NOW TRY TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU RUN DOWN TO WESTERN UNION NOW AND SEND THE DELIVERY COST OF $250 TODAY SO THAT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO RECEIVE YOUR ATM CARD BY TOMORROW MORNING AS I PROMISE

C*nt

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 12:48 am

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I most confuse that i have never see a nice person like you i know God will richly bless you and your family. thank you very sir for your corporation so far.

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 8:36 pm

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please i will like to send me your contact information and the country you are presently.leaving?

I wasn't away I was going anywhere ...

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 9:42 pm

A Ladette in a 'chat' session;

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We should give thanks to almighty God for bringing us together

But I'm an atheist ?

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Thats fine sweetie - I believe a woman should let her man do whatever he wants in his free time

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 11:04 pm

The Lad told Cammy:

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It take me too much time to consulted with my prayer and search your e-mail address through the Chambers Of Commerce And Industry,

Cammy asked about his religion, and was told (emphasis added):

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Thanks for your reply ,I'm a Christina. I want you to bring out your mid so we can work the modality of this transaction .

Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 11:20 pm

Life on the Road is Kinda Cool:

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Raven: I know you would treat me right

TruckerMals: I would and I'd never hurt you. I would make you Squeal in the Bedroom though.

Raven: That's lovely and romantic!

Yes Little Baby Doll it is. Dang Straight it is! Gunna get lots worse though....

Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 10:54 am

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22 Antonio Costa Avenue,

New Bedford, MA 02740, London UK.

It's that Special Relationship again!

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 10:29 am

I told one of my Barristers:

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Dear Sir,
I called the bank today and talked to Dorothy about a transfer
slip. She said that with the type of electronic transfer I made that
there will not be any paper slip. When the target Bank gets the money
they send a confirmation E-mail back to Chase bank and that gets
stored in a massive file of comfirmation E-mails. You need to just
keep an eye on your account for the money to post from Chase Manhattan
and have enough brain cells to know it's from me.
Regards,

I get a little something for my Siggy line in return:

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Sorry, you are faking in a primitive and uncivilized way, Every transaction has a confirmation tally or receipt. Is either you send it or the money you claim to have paid gets lost.

I'm sure the money is lost somewhere. LOL.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^You beast! we all know third world countries are more advanced than we are. Shame on you Sir!

I think I knead more dough before I can rise to the occasion for this bun in the oven.

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I was born and Bread in SC

Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 9:31 pm

OOPs! Wrong name after sending back my Alien Fiance forms:

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ATTN;
Mr,AYOOLA DOHERT,
I BELIEVED YOU MUST HAVE RECEIVED THE ATTACHED FORMS
FROM Adera,WE HAVE FILLED THE OPTIONS NEEDED FROM HER
AND IT LEFT FOR YOU TO CROSS CHECK THE FORMS AND I THINK
THE THIRD FROM REQUIRED YOUR ATTENTIONS.

He isn't going to like my reply.....

Posted: Fri May 24, 2013 7:34 am

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NOTE : If You Receive This Message In Your Junk Or Spam Its Due To Your
Internet Provider.

Of course, because my internet provider has yet to get itself a permission to shoot your kind right away Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri May 24, 2013 4:31 pm

I simply wrote to the lad ( in Burkina Faso )

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and nowadays most people in the UK have bank accounts and use them to send money abroad

Which prompted this response

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All your statement stories has finally finalize that you are not a
real English Uk man because a real English Uk man can not use a word
of (nowadays) this is to say that you are 100% Nigeria man because
this is English of Nigeria people even here in my country, Nigerians
here use to speak this your (nowadays) English and i think you are one
this Nigerian fraudsters, i thank God that i did not go far with you
in this transaction, so please i think we may end this transaction and
i will look for another person. No bank in this world condemn Western
union or Money gram, is only you. Good day

( The bait is still ongoing ) Smile

Posted: Fri May 24, 2013 10:08 pm

You're kidding Right???

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THE MOUNTIN OF JUSTICE LAWFIRM

Yup, one from the Darlings......

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

One of my Skype children using Josie pix

some pronlem arise between him and my mum..
[5:39:21 PM] AUGUEST : the misunderstand led to divirce and after the divirce he decide to come to Ghana and do his business and unlucky some years later here in Ghana he died out of some strange disease
[5:39:43 PM] Derrick : I am sorry to read this
[5:39:54 PM] AUGUEST : ;(
[5:40:35 PM] Derrick : Which strange disease did he have?
[5:40:59 PM] Derrick : Seems there would be a lot of them in Africa
[5:41:56 PM] AUGUEST : heart attack my love

Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 12:36 am

^Heart Attack of Love! The new Single from Kiss! Not too far off really! Meanwhile in Lagos:

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Raven: The Network is Poo

Must...refrain...from...potty...jokes...but...it...ain't...easy.

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 10:58 am

Stanbic Bank needs to review its hiring practices as its Foreign Remittance Director is.. well, see you for yourself (emphasis added).

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...your Email Address and your Full name whose attach with the document that cover the fund and the deposit slip as the write-owner of the fund deposited in your name... first you have to forward to us just your full name and your living address so the bank can confirm with the document and as soon as the prop-ire verification the bank will forward all the document to you before we proceed with the transfer just what we needed is your we confirm those details we send to you all document just for security rising for verification if your address and your name in-side the deposit slip is d-same which you are the write-fuel owner of the fund

Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 10:04 pm

General Whatshisname supreme Commander of the War on Terror plus some other stuff too:

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I will reward you with %30 cash of the total sum $22 Million US Dollars as soon as you receive my boxes and also make you the Manager of my Jewelry shop and show room as soon as i come over to your country to settle down and invest.

Better than a Flower shop I suppose....

Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 12:40 am

am very sorry for the email email only that am very bust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 8:59 pm

Amazing what's illegal these days:

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We have made the best inquiry and found out that your payment was pressed on-hold by the IMF authority for Anti-tourist Certificate.

Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 12:30 pm

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Dear Sir,
USA GOVERNMENT
PAYMENT FOR HUMAN DESIRE

I have no idea

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 10:28 am

Malaysia Pacific Securities Wrote:

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You have to stop playing with us because this is a company and not an individual business.

That $487.00 just hasn't quite made it to their account yet.

Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 10:24 pm

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I have been trying to rich you

Well, rich away dear boy!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

From a bait I am doing with auto-5. Auto-5 is a nun running a home for bastard children. I am the Pastor of these bastards. Unfortunately our lad insists on Western Union for the transfer, and refuses to provide a bank account. So we dispatch young Penfold to Vegas via horse and buggy to make the transfer. Penfold has, of course, run into problems, and he ended up getting drunk and rolled in the alley. But AFTER he made the transfer. Too bad the receipt with the MTCN number was in his wallet. The lad is not happy

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Since you made mention of these bastards it was touching and I decided to do everything humanly possible to make sure that this check will get to you people for up-keeping of the bastards. So I will not do anything that will jeopardize my job because I want to help you people.

Send this dispatching fees across to me otherwise the check will be cancelled. I am waiting.

He sure ain't trying very hard, is he? Penfold is hungover and alone in Vegas after drinking the Apple Juice with the picture of the pretty turkey on the bottle and all this lad cares about is his money. Sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

My Raven sticks to PM but I had not read from him for a week or so. I found this waiting for me today. I am not sure whether to be afraid or what?

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hello Mr Orville...how are you doing today?..my name is Mr Smith ....and am Shirley,s uncle Shirley has not bean felling to well for weeks.she hard an accident that nearly took her life here in NIGERIA,.. and at that we have to pay the some of....#400 thousand NIGERIAN currency just to make her live again..ever since she got here self she keeps on calling one single name witch is...Orville...and that is you my friend,, so now she really wants to see you and we dont know to do that c an you come over to NIGERIA to meet her please.or how do you want us to do it now...she really needs you by her side please my dear friend. ok....thank you.......SMITH

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:21 pm

^Bear with me here:

Shirley has an Uncle called Shirley and Orville is being called a Witch but somehow Shirley has been made to live again?

Classic case of Zombie Bean Felling in my opinion.

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