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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Wed May 15, 2013 5:20 pm |
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Lad googled the name of my dragon baiting character and got a bit upset
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WHAT IS THE COUNTRY CODE FOR WALE?ARE YOU A SCAMMER?GO TO GOOGLE YOU SEE YOURSELF NAME IN SCAM SECTION OF GOOGLE.
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Turns out he's right - first two entries are for 419Eater. However the lads really don't get baiting and think its a forum for scammers. Anyway I protested my innocence and continued to ignore my requests whereupon he tells me to go forth and multiply. At this point I figured the bait was over and taunted him with a bit of guyman speak (probably one of Devguy's taunts) to reinforce the "419Eater = Scammers" fallacy he had.
I got this absolute gem of a rant back. I have no idea what he's saying but he's clearly monumentally peeved 
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POVERTY GO KILL U FOR OKOTA.SMALL TIME THE OKADA BOY WEY DEY FEED YOU GO SACK YOU FOR HIS ROOM.THE ONLY PLACE YOU GO DEY SLEEP IS KUWAIT AT EGBEDA JUNCTION WHERE YOU GO DEY SMOKE GANGER WITHOUT FOOD.ONLY SUCKING OF GARI WITH GRANDNUT YOU GO DEY CHOP TILL MAD MAN BITE YOUR EYE.
MUGU,JUST WAIT FOR THE POLICE AT MUSHIN,THEY WILL CATCH YOU AGAIN.
FOOL FOREVER. |
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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
 Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Wed May 15, 2013 5:26 pm |
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^^That is all kinds of awesome. One of the best I've seen!  |
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thedevguy67
Moderator
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 14513
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Wed May 15, 2013 5:56 pm |
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That was an awesome lad rant.  Basically what the lad was saying is that you are small time and poor. You will end up a homeless and starving scavenger who smokes pot all day and the cops are waiting for you. |
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GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Wed May 15, 2013 5:58 pm |
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NO POLICE IN WALE YOU FOOL!!
Nice rant! |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Wed May 15, 2013 6:49 pm |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
  Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Wed May 15, 2013 8:44 pm |
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Hahaha! Only too good! |
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Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23946
Location: Stalag Luft III
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Wed May 15, 2013 10:37 pm |
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Great rant. It's always hilarious to see them break out the colourful pidgin curses. |
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lord goldblade
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Posts: 1553
Location: Slaying The Prophets Ov Isa
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Thu May 16, 2013 6:42 am |
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" CHOP TILL MAD MAN BITE YOUR EYE"
fantastic, always love an angry lad  |
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"You are not only poor but poor bush man who have no ambition to be rich"
"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"
"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"
"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Thu May 16, 2013 1:06 pm |
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saved for later. Thnaks for sharing!  |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sat May 18, 2013 12:09 am |
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| SMOKE GANGER WITHOUT FOOD |
For some stoners that is the worst kind of torture.
Good rant.
Edit: punctuation |
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
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Fowan Nyne
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Aug 2009
Posts: 3720
Location: Miniluv
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Sat May 18, 2013 9:17 am |
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Nice rant. |
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Rooted
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 353
Location: Beyond the black stump
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Sat May 18, 2013 10:16 am |
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A search for "EGBEDA JUNCTION KUWAIT" yields
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/specials/aspire/gowon-estate-once-upon-a-haven/
EGBEDA JUNCTION is an area containing about 500 blocks of flats built some 30 to 40 years ago. Once a prime area to live it has now been reduced to a filthy, dilapidated, crime ridden area.
KUWAIT actually refers a place where the local hoods and druggies hang out, not the country as I originally thought.
All in I don't think the lad wishes you well! |
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I thank you for your mail and wish to inform you that I mate with the lawyer this afternoon...
PAY YOUR BILL PAY YOUR BILL.OR STOP WASTING YOUR TIME. BARRISTER S ZUMA ESQ.
How will be asking all that question wasting my time that is precious....
... you are a joker a deciever and also a liar ...
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BearSeason
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jun 2011
Posts: 1066
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Sat May 18, 2013 9:48 pm |
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Being cursed to smoke pot all day is definitely one of the more intriguing lad curses I've ever seen. Congrats on a real winner of a rant. |
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THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE DONE WITH ALL THIS YOUR CHILD'S PLAY...PLEASE IT IS ENOUGH. - Jeff
i can believe that all this will be happened to me why me why me / all my future had scatted - Rechel
you are a man that did not go to the four wall of any school at all. - Attorney Sarah Nan
U 2 go fuck yourself ! I don't need the money and stop emailing me please / BASTARD!!!! / fuck ur family
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