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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I got the same mail

Aloha Mark! We are a bit far apart for you to feel me but it sends chills up my spine to think of it. I cannot tell you how you make me feel.

Anita

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Honey ,
How are you today hope you are fine , i miss you so much . can i have your number baby .

Aloha Mark! How are you doing today? All is fine here. I am sorry dear but I do not know you well enough to give you my phone number. Perhaps we can work up to that but for now I would like to keep this in email.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Dear love ,
I'm sorry for all that i travel for seminar am back now, can i have your number my love.
I love you, babe. You are my first and my only love, and I thank you for be so kind with my heart. Hopefully.
I wish I didn't have to miss you. If only you could be with me always. I know I could never be any happier. But then again, I know that the day will come when I will be able to spend my every waking moment with you. I even miss you when I am sleeping!
Thanks,
Mark.

Aloha Mark! I hope you and boys had fun at the seminar. I can hardly bring myself to express my feelings. It is almost like I have never been in love. Oh it is so terrible baby.

I must go shower now so that I can smell nice for the day ahead at the beach. I am going there with my friends to have a few beers and do some scuba diving.

Anita

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That my queen so happy to hear from you ,i miss you so much.

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Honey ,
my adopted son is so happy to hear from you , can i give him your email ?

I suppose that is fine but you did not tell me anything about this. Why are you adopting children instead of making them?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

He sent me the exact email today. I wish I read your reply prior to emailing him back though, I'd love to explain to him about premade vs make it yourself babies but his little head may asplode.

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 10:52 pm

Old Bundles of laughs gave the Seminar excuse today plus asked for my phone number:

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I don't usually give my phone number out to people without really getting to know them first. We've only exchanged a few messages so let's take it slow okay Honey?

Why don't you tell me all about this seminar Darling.

I think he is coming out of his shell:

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Notting much about it just about communication cos so many people out there clam to a communication contractor .

What a Cunning Linguist!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 13 Apr 2013 Posts: 61

And I'm sure he is far more worthy to clam to be a communication contractor than most others. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Honey ,
i'm so happy to hear that word from you , now i have you God is going to grand me more from you my one and only . i will love you till the end of my life.

Aloha Mark! I am happy to read this. I am sure he will grand you many.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Baby i can wait to see you .

Me too Mark!

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 10:51 pm

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Dear love, Honey, you have changed my life completely. You're the one who makes me happy. You're the one who makes me strong. You're the one who makes me feel so important; you're everything to me. You show your love to me every day. I thank God that I have found a woman like you. Please forgive me for not giving you enough time to chat with me, but I promise I will make up for it once we are together. All that I can offer you is a family. I can offer you a family that will stick together through the good and the bad. I can offer you a family that will support each other every day. Honey, that's all I can give...I hope that’s what you want. I really wish that you were near me. I wish that I could just call your name when I needed you and that you would be there. However, knowing that you love me so much is enough for now, and if I can be your love and you will be the one for ever, then I would wait forever to be with you. You're the only one that I want I love you. I love every little thing about you. I love your cute smile, your magical eyes, and I love the warmth I feel so great anytime i see your pic. I can't stop thinking about you when we are apart. I need you by my side. You complete me. You mean the world to me. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. You are the one I've always wished for. I never thought that I would ever meet someone as special as you. I love each and every moment I share with you. your lovely'
Noting much to ask about you God has giving you to me as princess, my queen, my wife and my one and only my queen , what kind of things your man do that make you happy when you are home with him .
do you like outing walking along with you husband and how do you care for him.

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Hi Marky Mark,

Such deep insightful questions! Where do I start? Well for one my Lover and King I love to be alone with my man so that we can communicate as much as possible. Lucky for me you are a Communication Contractor so this should be a perfect match don't you think? Oooh just the thought of it makes me feel Weak in the Head!

Please my Love, my King, my DingleBerry tell me more of yourself and how you spends those long nights alone. Don't scrimp on any details!

Love,

Candy

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Honey,
I miss you so much i can wait to see you baby can you still send me you pic i love to kiss you on it now.

Aloha Mark! you have not sent me any pictures of you or your son. I have sent you one picture already. I think there is supposed to be a give and take here.

Anita

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Honey sorry for all that am going to email him right now so he can send you his pic,have my my love.

Thank you Mark. You are very handsome. I am sure your son is also. By the way, you never told me his name.

Anita

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 10:37 pm

Why did I enlist? WHYYYYY?

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Honey are you so busy?

Sometimes I feel like we don't talk anymore. I guess being a Communication Consultant means you don't like bringing your work home with you:

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Hi there Marky Mark,

What are you talking about? I sent you a message last night and tried to Chat with you today too!
My Big Hunk of Man why don't you tell me all about your busy day okay?

Big Hunk of Crap more like it. If this were a Grade School project, Mark would be failing....

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^I think we are safe letting this genius go with no worries.

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6:29 PM (7 minutes ago)

Reply
to me
Name Ben

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 11:12 am

For some reason I feel like hanging in there a bit longer. The only problem is that anything we do or say might just make him smarter. He couldn't possibly get Stupider could he?

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I'm a divorced i lose my only son after divorced with my wife in a car accident,I have adopted son .
1990/2009 i was working with New Zealand Shipping Co., Ltd.as a communication engineer where i meet my ex wife she is from Australia.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^You are right, it would take some serious work to make this one dumber than he is left to his own devices. I am going to keep everything very simple in my reply. Today he gets

Nice name.

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 11:47 am

^Good Plan! Candy replied:

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Sweatest words. Tell me more Honey!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Oh no, he is getting rather verbose now

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Thanks honey,how are you doing i miss you so much i was so busy with work .......tell me how you day was ?

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Hay my dear, i can do anything for you, i can walk 1000 miles, i can walk in the edge of knives, i can walk in the fire but i can't live without you for a sec....i love you so much .

This means he can pay for his own things.

Aloha Mark. My day was busy too. We did payroll.

Anita

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Oh no baby pls always have some rest , cos i love to meet you so sweet my queen .

I must work. The guys like to pay their bills too.

Anita

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Ok baby i love you so much.

Think of this in the voice of Fran Drescher

Oh Mark, you are such a smooth talker.

Anita

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Everyone, meet my son!

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MUM

Ben Benben < >

6:56 AM (11 minutes ago)

Reply
to me
Good day mum,

My father has told me much about you, i am sorry i could not contact you immediately he told you, it is because of my limited access to the internet i am so sorry, please here is my number +23324 you can still give me urs or i will save it when you call me.
i am so happy for taking good care of my daday too i also believe you boot will have a great relationship.
my daddy is a kind man who has so much to give to you too and i hope to meet with you someday soon on my holiday.
Regards,
Ben

Aloha baby Ben! Thank you for mailing me dear. I don't know what your father has told to you. I haven't really been told a lot about you. If you don't mind can I ask where you are, maybe what you do and a little bit about you honey? Could you send me a picture so I will know who you are? I will send you mine so you know who your dad is talking to.

Aloha baby!
Anita or Mum if you choose.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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How baby i can understand you by that my love.

Ben mailed me but didn't say a lot about himself. He even calls me Mum.

Anita

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Oh no that great , did you reply him bazck baby ?

Of course I mailed him babe. I have to know him.

Anita

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That nice honey ...i love you till the end , i will send you mail as soon am free baby thank you for all that .

Thank you honey, I can hardly wait. Kisses

Anita

Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 11:20 pm

Still Plodding along:

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Ok i do baby , still at site doing some work.

Good to see he still cares. Best pass on my Best:

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Sounds Frunabulous Hunny!

Well you can't say I'm making him smarter can you?

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To be honest with you , i don't have the words make you feel better,but i do have the arms to
give you a hug, ears to listen to whereever you
want to talk about , and i have a heart a heart that's aching to see you smile .

Candy is Smitten by the Love Machine:

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Hunny you get Sweatier and Sweatier every Day

This is a Bloody mess ain't it?

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Hay my dear,
How are you hope all is well ,i miss you so much . i was out for work all day my love and you .
baby now am in love with you what feelins do you for my love.i can waith to see you some day ,sorry for late reply i just came in now .

Now I'm not sure what he means by a late reply since he has been sending one liners and such all day. Oh well Candy appreciates his Ladness:

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Marky Mark,

Keep up the Good Vibrations!

And then the Words that any Gal in Love likes to hear most:

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baby sorry i was drunk i never know what i was sending you baby .

Ain't he Sweat? Best console Sir Drinksalot:

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Drunk with Love! Let the Liquor do the talking SweatHeart!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^That, I was drunk mail is priceless! I got the TBH mail.

Aloha Mark. I feel so special.

Anita

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Dear mum,
sorry for let reply i don't has access to internet
cos i don't have laptop computer, i do come here in cafe when
i have money cos is so cost here.
I'm a student live here in Accra Ghana this my phone number+23324 i'm so happy to hear from you .
Thanks,
Ben.

My son Ben Benben

Aloha sweaty! I just got up and mailed your father when I saw yours. You are a little cutie. I don't really understand why you are in Ghana dear. What is it that you are studying?

Kisses
Mum Anita

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Wawoooooooooo happy to hear you say that my queen feel so special, i love you till the end .
after my rest am going to send you some mail my love.

Aloha baby! I had mail from our son. He sent me his picture. I will wait for your mail

Anita

Posted: Sat May 11, 2013 12:51 am

This kills me:

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Aloha sweaty!

Years ago in the True Facts section of National Lampoon there was a picture of an overpass with Spray Painted Sincerity: 'I Love You SweatHeart'.

Speaking of Old Timey, I thought I'd throw in my Good Vibrations for anyone who missed this. You might just recognize Marky Mark:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-eSN8Cwit_s

Methinks Lena might be getting some of the Funky Bunch in her next Message.

Wawoooooooo