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Collieflower
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Joined: 28 Feb 2013
Posts: 4
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Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:47 am |
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A litre of Irn Bru, Big Mac Meal and a wander in the rain. Works everytime!
Sleep, lots of water and a bag of crisps is also good. |
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Kokomeister
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Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Wed May 01, 2013 12:59 am |
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Chug a gallon of water. After nature calls, get some sleep and then drink nothing but strong shots of vodka, gin, liqueur, beer, etc and then rinse and repeat.
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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed May 01, 2013 2:23 am |
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Bort
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Apr 2011
Posts: 1652
Location: The land of crocodiles, drop-bears and corrupt premiers
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Wed May 01, 2013 3:29 am |
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In my experience, nothing works better than:
1) Heaps of water during the night and before going to sleep
2) The inhaling of certain, er, illicit herbal substances just before bed
3) A nice sleep-in, but not so much that you oversleep
4) More of said herbal substances upon properly waking
5) A long, hot shower
6) Some strong coffee and a big, unhealthy breakfast
If any headaches or nausea still persist, then a couple of panadols usually take care of it. |
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oscarpiles
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Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Thu May 02, 2013 11:57 pm |
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^I try not to mention illicit herbal substances as it doesn't seem to go over all that well. It actually reminds me of my first post here on Eater:
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Firstly I'd like to show my appreciation for the Great Work you do here and if anyone wants to buy some Hash my real name is - Idiot's Name Removed - Bo -and my phone number is - Stoner's number removed - JF - but I do accept Snail Mail at - Canucklehead's Addy removed - Dorothy - and I have a pager - Candy Man's number redacted so I can have it all for myself - Slightly!
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Well that's how I remember it anyways since the Post disappeared 'Under Mysterious Circumstances'. Business hasn't been all that bad though!
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PS - I started this Thread since the Wee Beastie was giving me absolutely no Sympathy. I didn't figure I would get any out of you Bunch either but was pleasantly surprised so for that I thank you. As a Trained Professional or DD ( Designated Drinker that is) I usually don't usually run into this kind of problem but there are days.... |
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1123
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Fri May 03, 2013 4:43 pm |
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Abstinence is the only answer!
TGIF *hic* |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri May 03, 2013 4:56 pm |
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oscarpiles
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Fri May 03, 2013 9:59 pm |
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I have 'Officially' nominated the Bacon Sandwich for a Nobel Prize. I can do that can't I?
Joker wrote:
Didn't I tell you about that comprehension problem?
Absinthe ? Nope... Absolut? No, no...Aberlour? Yeah that'll hafta do! One of each will do just fine for a start! |
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I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri May 03, 2013 10:00 pm |
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/\/\ They work for me, and strangely enough, worked for my veggie brother in law. He made an exception for bacon sandwiches, he said they didn't count. |
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Fri May 03, 2013 10:10 pm |
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Michael Grade said that his mum used to feed him on them despite their being Jewish. She reckoned that they had nourishing properties you just didn't get anywhere else. Maybe she was right, young Michael ran the BBC twice, ITV and Channel 4 at different points so he certainly didn't suffer from it. |
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TheFae
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Joined: 15 Jun 2009
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Sat May 04, 2013 3:33 am |
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Bacon, absinthe, bacon, absinthe...
I'm on the fence about it.
I'm going with homemade mugwort and wormwood tea. |
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spot
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Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Sat May 04, 2013 7:25 am |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
Bacon sandwiches.
Seriously. They're scientifically proven to be the best hangover cure.
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British comedian Al Murray agrees - and he should know being a Pub Landlord and all that innit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyWN5017wD8 |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Sat May 04, 2013 8:29 am |
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I thought i read somewhere that a good british fry up workers wonders for a hangover. |
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