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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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This boy has very little grasp of communication outside of chat so

Aloha Mark! I think you sent this to me by mistake. I am honest but do not believe in any god. I am likely too young for your liking and chat is not a way to create serious relationships. Whoever you intend this for should be contacted again.

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I'm Mark Dennis from England A communitaction engineer,I need honest and God fearing woman to have good chat with for Serious Relationship.

Yes, that is the mail you sent me before but I think you meant that for another girl.

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No baby you forget me .

I think you are mistaking me for someone else. I would remember if I had talked to a man online before.

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Ok sorry or that , how are you doing, can i have your pic

I suppose you can. I don't think there is any harm in that.

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Wawoooooooooooooooo you look so pretty and i like you baby .

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:03 am

Perhaps Great Minds think alike...or is it the Sickest Minds? Either way, I just sent a message to him and then saw your Post. Let the Games begin.

WaWooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Great! This should get interesting if we can get him to talk.

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:12 am

If anything interesting happens should I post here or open a new thread? He sent me the original 'communitaction' script twice in one message. A Real Winner.

X Marks the Lad!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

If you feel comfortable posting in this thread feel free. It makes his events easier to keep up with in case we get crossed up in his replies.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Chatty little fellow!

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Sorry baby ,

Aloha Mark! Thank you for the picture. You are a handsome man. Are you wanting to have more children if you should find a wife?

Anita

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:29 am

I hope three's not a crowd - Jordana mailed him too.

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I'm a divorced i lose my only son after divorced with my wife in a car acident, notting much i just feel like starting life afresh.

So, he's divorced and his only son is dead from a car accident - "notting much". Shocked

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Welcome aboard little lady! Always room for more.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Let the paste romance begin, or end! I'm pretty sure this is him too

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Join Sammy I on Yahoo! Messenger

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Dear love, From the very first moment I saw you I knew that we were destined to be together. It has been so long since a woman has captured my attention so fully or made my heart beat the way it did that cool day in May. Your smile lights up my entire spirit. Your laughter fills me with joy, and your mere presence will warm any room. I have no doubt you are the woman Heaven has made especially for me. Thank you for the comfortable conversations and for asking me to be yours. Most importantly, thank you for sharing your love and wanting to make me your husband. No matter how slowly or at what distance our courtship developes, I know standing before God and our future family, vowing to be your partner for life, was the easiest decision I could have ever made. Each day that passes makes our love for each other grow stronger. Although I know it’s hard for us to be apart, I know there is nothing that can keep us apart forever. Our desires will continue to stretch across any distance, over every mountain and ocean between us. Nothing can stand between us, and nothing will stop me from meeting you. You are my future and nothing can ever keep us from our destiny. I miss you more every day. I am here with open arms where you will some day finally arrive... right where you belong. Love Always,

Hello Mark, what is the meaning of that? That is not your writing and not one thing there is any relation to our conversation.

Anita

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You mean you upset with email i send you?

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I don't really understand how you mean dear.

I have no right to be upset by that but it is not serious. There is nothing about that mail that pertains to anything we have spoke of. It is just some sort of poetry stuff that you pasted. You do not write like that.

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Thank you dear nest time .......i'm going to wriite you email , how are you doing is like you home doing not

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Baby i write you wioth my hotmail ........

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Baby pls pass your message are across here .
Thanks ,
Mark.

Hello again Mark. You are somewhat correct. I am home but I am working also. My mother and I do all of the office work for my fathers business. It makes things much easier for him.

I do have several classes that I am enrolled in and only one of those requires me to be on campus. It is a few hours on Wednesday afternoons. I can do the rest here on the computer.

Anita

I CC'd the above to both addresses.

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Pls reply to my hotmail.

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:54 pm

He isn't the Wordsmith that he should be that is for sure. After my initial introduction he sent a few one liners. Candy told him she was looking to meet a nice man:

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So what is your plan about that?

Candy responds:

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I don't know. How about we talk for a while to see if we get along.

StuporLad follows up with the same Crap that he sent to NV so I won't bother to post it. Candy isn't overly impressed:

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Hi Mark,

Such kind words but we don't even know each other. Can you write something from the Heart rather than something you copied from the Internet?

Mark really kicks it I to high gear now:

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Come on but tghat feeling i have for you take it or you get it.

What a way to sweep a Gal off her feet! Wow! Now lets see how he is in a chat session:

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Me: Hi Mark
Mark: Hello
Me: How are you today?
Mark: fine thank and you .........how cold you say such on the messg i just send you , i stop
Me: I don't understand?
Mark: Are you there?
Me: Yes Mark I am here.
Mark: if i from the Internet?
Me: No I said you had copied words from the Internet. I want to hear from you.
You there?

Some people just can't take constructive criticism. I actually thought he had dumped me after our brief courtship but I got this Pullizer Winning Gem many hours later:

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Hello are you there ?

I'm not sure if I'm going to have much success with this one but will try my best.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I think the hotmail lad may be a much different personality. This one is just a catcher boy.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

our convo was similiar until right about here:

Me:

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I'm only 23, but I feel older.
Being a young self starter and having a business has taken it's toll for sure.
I don't mind older men, you are quite handsome!
I usually date black guys, but I thought I'd try white for a change haha!

It:

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FUCK YOU DATE BLACK GUYS ?

Me:

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well, nice knowing you

black guys have very large 'members'

It:

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Good bye you can have them

Me:

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Dude,
why so racist?
I thought you were a 'Christian'

You must be one of those hillbilly white supremist ku klux klan people I read about.

Don't hate
Appreciate!

It:

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Is that all you can say ..........you are black.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

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Well, you can be bitter but if you're looking for love online you are going to meet all kinds of people.
White, black, brown and red
Skinny, fat, old and young

You should be more specific in your opening email.
State the race of the individuals you are looking to meet.
Perhaps include a "must hate blacks"
I think you'll find more than enough people who would write to you about that.

btw, I'm not black. I'm of Italian origin.
Feel free to hate that too.

It:

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You are just funny dear ....where are right now ?

Me:

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I'm with Jesus praying for you.
It is Sunday.
God bless your soul Mark

It:

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I'm so happy to hear that from you thanks you so much ......i like you so much . send me more of your pic baby .

Me:

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I don't think I'll send more pics today to someone who doesn't like me.

It's ok. I'll still pray for you.

I'm going to sign off. I'm sure deep down you can be a nice person if you want.
I wish you nothing but good things and maybe you can give people a chance, no matter the color.
I pray Jesus opens your heart for love and acceptance.

Good bye Mark.

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The idiot:

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Thank you so much .....so happy to mett you , i love you too

and

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Dear Love, No one in this world knows the feeling that I get when I see your pic. They have no idea about how my body feel when I saw your name . Nobody has ever made me feel like the way you make me feel and that is such a crazy feeling. It feels like I just want to grab you and be in your arms forever and forever and never let go. I want to kiss your lips and never end - just keep going. Every time I think about you, it gives me more and more strength with which to carzy on my life. It makes me happy to be alive knowing that you have came into my life and all I know is that I want to be with you! Love always, mark..

and

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Dear love, From the very first moment I saw you I knew that we were destined to be together. It has been so long since a woman has captured my attention so fully or made my heart beat the way it did that cool day in May. Your smile lights up my entire spirit. Your laughter fills me with joy, and your mere presence will warm any room. I have no doubt you are the woman Heaven has made especially for me. Thank you for the comfortable conversations and for asking me to be yours. Most importantly, thank you for sharing your love and wanting to make me your husband. No matter how slowly or at what distance our courtship developes, I know standing before God and our future family, vowing to be your partner for life, was the easiest decision I could have ever made. Each day that passes makes our love for each other grow stronger. Although I know it’s hard for us to be apart, I know there is nothing that can keep us apart forever. Our desires will continue to stretch across any distance, over every mountain and ocean between us. Nothing can stand between us, and nothing will stop me from meeting you. You are my future and nothing can ever keep us from our destiny. I miss you more every day. I am here with open arms where you will some day finally arrive... right where you belong. Love Always,

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

He bores me now so I'm just spewing utter crap at this point

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I had such a wonderful nightmare about you last night.
Did I tell you I am reincarnated? I used to be a squirrel.
Anyway, in my beautiful nightmare I was a squirrel again and
you were a squirrel. We were 'collecting nuts' and you ran in
front of a car and your tail got crushed. All the other squirrels
kept pointing and laughing at you.
It was terrible because it was mating time and you couldn't get it up.
Anyway, have you ever heard of the little blue pill?
I took the red one.
Hey, what's your middle name? I do numerology.

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:17 am

Love the Matrix reference!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

^thanks!

More from eejit:

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Let me start by saying that I thank God every night since I found you. You came into my life when everything seemed so dark but you provided the light to find my way. I've never been so certain of anything in my life like I am of us. You have totally changed my outlook in life and I thank you for that. I never thought that someone could love me like you do, but guess what? I love you that much too. I

his copy and paste skills suck

I just sent

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Oh my dear flaccid ferret
It was with such dementia I had when I read your words
Only torticollis could make me feel better
The only thing you could do to make this better
is if you were to decompose before my eyes.

I do believe I'm falling in heartburn
I think that we should

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:50 am

This Clown is about as fun as a Dead Snake:

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mark: Hello

me: Hi there. How was your evening?

mark: good and your dear

me: Very good Mark. Thank you for asking.

mark: you welcome

me: Why don't you tell me a bit about yourself.

mark: Waiting to hear from you

me: What would you like to know?

mark: so why are you asking me about my life?

me: If we are going to have a relationship; I think its a healthy start if we get to know each other first.
Are you there Mark?
Don't you want to chat with me Mark?

mark: Yes i do

me: You haven't been saying too much
Are you there?

Luckily I was handed off to Super Sex Machine Mark IV for his awesome take on all of this:

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You make me feel loved, you make me feel safe, but more importantly, you make me feel wanted. Something that I hadn't felt in a very long time........nice one baby i love you.

Yeah I've been passed to the Hotmail Lad but am I missing something here?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He seems way too stupid to be any good at this. I have had nothing from him yesterday.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

What happened to you Mark? You don't mail on either address. Well, I guess you aren't interested. All you had to do was grow some balls and say so. Have a nice life.

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Dear Anita,
Let me start by saying that I thank God every night since I found you. You came into my life when everything seemed so dark but you provided the light to find my way. I've never been so certain of anything in my life like I am of us. You have totally changed my outlook in life and I thank you for that. I never thought that someone could love me like you do, but guess what? I love you that much too. I feel as if I'm walking over clouds just thinking about you. You make my life complete. I know you've said we could do foolish things while in love, but you know what? With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life. I love you so much and I know you love me too. I know that others looking into our relationship might think that we're saying too many foolish things too soon but they just don't know how we feel about each other. There's nothing foolish about the things I've told you, I meant every word I said. I love you and for you and D. I would do anything, I love you both so much. Today I promise you that I would do anything in my power to make you a great person, outstanding father and loving husband. I LOVE YOU!!
Thanks,
mark.

I guess you're right. I don't think the world could ever understand why we would say these things. I have to go to Wal-Mart now. I'm almost out of toilet paper and tampons. Good night.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Baby i was out for work ....i miss yhou so much.

Aloha! I hope you got your work done. I figured you were partying

Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 1:29 pm

He is a Lazy one isn't he?

April 25:

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Mark is everything okay? I am not sure what to say here. Maybe you don't like me??? I am very confused.

April 30:

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Why you saying all that my love i love you so much baby .

At least he still Loves me....

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

This looks like a great lazy sandtimer. Maybe we can just see who can put in the least effort. I am not contacting him any more unless he initiates it.

Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 10:13 pm

^I had the same thought but he contacted me with this crap:

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Dear Love,
When I was a little boy, I dreamed of that one person that I would share my dreams, happiness and energy with ... I could not see her face but she was there. I always felt like her was out there, I just needed to feel her. I visualized the bond we would have and the courage her would give me to endure life's obstacles. All these weeks I was with others, and feeling my way through life, learning lessons that later on would prepare me to become the person that I am now. I have felt alone and sad. Then one day my eyes opened and I became that little boy again ... realizing that she is here now. Here in my world was the woman that I had dreamed of and I'd hoped would not miss our meeting in life ... that woman is you.
Love always,
Mark.

That Tickles Candy's er...Fancy:

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Hey there Mark,

You certainly know how to make a Gal like me weak in the Knees! Especially all that Sweet Talkin' Bout being a little boy. I've always had a place in my Heart for Lads let me tell ya!

Now Hunny can you tell me all about yerself? I likes to know all about my Special Lad! Don't leave out no details neither okay?

I can't wait to hear so much more from ya Babe!

Candy

PS - Can I call you Marky Mark I like Pet names!

You never know he may respond in a week or two!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

I got the same 'little boy' email today.

I replied...

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Your words are like the top of pudding to me, well, pudding that has been left in the fridge overnight.
Let me be your woman and I can show your little boy feelings what a real man feels like.

Yours forever,

He's just so boring since the gmail lad turned me over to the hotmail lad, I had to liven it up.

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Honey can i have your number ?i want to hear your sweet voice baby i miss you so much.

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Not just yet my furry pet...I need more of your sweet emails.
I don't hand my number out to everyone who emails me.
I need more from you.
Your emotional needs, your honesty, your undying love promised to me and only me.
Then if you are a good pet, I shall honor you with my number.