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Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:52 pm

My first Vladdish bait was rumbled by Google, so I will try to be more careful with this one

Sv3tlana from MyBeloved-unusual job, no?

Quote:

I do not know how to properly start dating, but I think
that the "Hello" is the right word. You're a very nice guy and looking
at you my modesty becomes imperceptible compared with the desire to
get to know you closer. Our society does not meet the girl who meeting
with the guys by her initiative, but I still could not resist.

My name is Svetlana. I'm from a small mining town in the Donetsk
region, or as we would say, "from the province." Since childhood, I
dreamed of becoming a singer, but as you know dreams are not always
given true. My parents have always supported me in all my endeavours,
so I diligently studied singing. Now I'm 31 years old and I understand
that singing will not earn much if you have no protector. So I have a
routine. I working in a bank. I am a loan officer. Still, on the
weekends I work in a restaurant - I sing. It is the rest for my soul.
When you sing you are completely immersed in the song, become it's
main character and is fully experienced in all of what you sing. So I
do not feel the daily stresses as my colleagues because of this little
joy.

I am a very sensitive person, so I take everything to my heart.I love
bright colours, as they are even in the cloudy day make us smile and
make life more enjoyable and more fun. So I live in a small town, I
know everyone and everyone knows me. I have a lot of friends, but
still in my heart I am lonely. Every day I find something new, take it
all with a smile. I know that life gives you too much time to look
back. So I do not look back. I love to talk to new people, but
unfortunately, the man with whom I would be able to spend the rest of
my life I have not met yet. The one who hid his hand to me from all
adversities. Who will be my support throughout life. Someone who will
love me and our children. Time is moving at great speed. And really
want to do everything. The main thing is not to give up and not to
deviate from their goals. I look forward to your letter, and I hope
that your heart will tell if I become the only one that will bring joy
into your life and carefree

The usual follows- including a few rather weird scripts talking about domestic violence and abuse of waitresses. Very odd.

Then disaster strikes-She loses her job at the bank (no piggies?) or her hours are reduced and I get this:

Quote:

Thank you for your letter. I am really glad to know
that you had a nice day. And the St. Patrick's day was great. And you
need to know that I am fine too. But now I see that I am in a bad
financial situation. And I do not know what can I do with it. I hope
that it will not be barrier for our communication. I hope that you
would be able to support me in this situation.

As you know singing in restaurant is not my basic earning. I do it for
myself and just on weekends. And it is not enough for living full
life. Costs of utilities so high now and my salary will not be like in
past year, and I do not know where I could find a new job. It is so
hard to find good well-paid jog in my town. So now I am disappointed
by this event. I hope that it is not last letter to you. And I hope
for staying in touch with you. I do not want to lose our
communication. And I hope for your support. Now it is very important
for me as you become an important part of my life.

I think I am going to ask if there's a error in translation-she couldn"t be ask me to support her, right?

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:40 pm

She's just started writing George too. Two timing bitch!! Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 2:01 am

broken hearted! Well, I asked her what did she mean by "support". Took a cue from NV, I don't do two households, the old ruble doesn't stretch that far.

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:22 pm

Funny, my vlads don't work weekends. Today, I get the appeal...

Quote:

Thank you for your letter. I am really glad that you
take care about me. I really need you now. i hope that your weekend
was good. Or better than mine. My weekend was too boring and
monotonous. But yesterday I watched film "Metro". It is Russian film -
catastrophe about Metropolitan in Moscow. The tunnel were flooded by
the river water. And a lot of people have been lost in tunnel. This
film invoke a lot of emotions in my soul. I want you to watch this
film. Even maybe one more time with me)) I miss you. And yesterday I
needed you more than ever. I want to hug you too. I need it now.

I do not want to stop writing but I warned you about my situation. And
I really hope that it is not the last letter to you. I pay every time
$10 for our correspondence - $5 for translation of your letter to me
and $5 for my letter to you. and for $3 for each attached picture. So
as you see that now it will be expensive for me. I did it as much as I
could. But I do not know what it will be later... I hope for that we
do not lose each other because of it.

Dear xxx, I miss you and I want you to be here at this moment.

So do I just ante up? Not without a bank account. And why are there charges for pictures?

Suggestions, comments and WTFs always welcome.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

You will get the agency mail soon. If they send you the short list negotiate for a better rate for unlimited monthly usage fees. They usually have a 1,2 and 3 month rate. Looks like you have it under control!

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:30 pm

Send a link to Babelfish / GoogleTranslate & voila ! -- "She's" saved a fortune !!

Aren't you a helpful thing !!

Wink

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:17 pm

Vladette has a sense of humor:

Quote:

Thank you for your letter. I am glad to receive it. I
hope that you are fine today)) I would be glad to control my destiny
but you know that there a lot of situations which does not depend from
us. And we can not change anything. And now I try to do all that I
can. But I do not know what it can be. I feel that you are miss me
too. And I hope that we will meet in a great sunny day. And all our
dreams become true. I am glad to make your day better. And I am happy
to know that our desires are mutual. And I hope I could find a way to
write to you one more time. But it is really difficult. I am glad to
know that you take care about our correspondence and I am happy to
know that you are really needs me.

And it is that what the Google translator gave to me:

Good day) How are your nedelab sokuchlas and I had very happy Poltja
your pimo) Saved! IU You and I had very nravshsya nadyus to Serena
otnoshni with that) Koneno I Hoch sdeat ebya schalivym I selyu vomonoe
all for it) went out IU soya photo, I oen Hoch ebya Wyeth, Wyeth
foogafi toi, toi sotet in gas and koeno hoelo would derat ebya for
UCF), but not eye oo vomozno I doolstuyus pimami)

Dear, Thank you for kompient and Thank you for the assistance in the
howl ereode and New Pismo I nadyus that floor and we poatit sozem
obsyatsya on uskom) Tseuyu!

I wish you great day and looking for your letter

I have no idea how he managed this mess. Is there a new language, Vladish?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Have you tried Hungarian? One of my Vlads wrote to me in the language several times.

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:16 pm

This guy is good-just enough to make it seem the victim volunteered to pay:

Quote:

Thank you for your letter. and I am really glad
that you have a wish to help us in our correspondence. You know that
it is not possible to translate our letters with help of Google
translator. And you know that I paid for our correspondence so much
times as I could. But now I have no possibility to do it myself. I did
for our communication all I could. But now you know about my financial
situation. And I really would be glad if you will share it with me
now. So we will have more opportunity to stay in touch with you. And
you know that I really need you in this moment. You are really
important part of my life. And I will be glad if you will decide to
keep our correspondence. I hope you will accept the right choice. Dear
I miss you. And I do not want to lose our connection. You are really
have beautiful soul and our desires are mutual.

No out right demand, no begging. Just a tiny hint...

Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:40 pm

Finally after a month of vladdish dreams....

Quote:

Thank you for your letter. I was waiting for
it all weekend. And now I can confirms that you really take care about
me and you really want to help us with our correspondence. And I am
glad to know that you want to help us in our communication. I hope
that is everything fine with you today. And I want to wish you and
your family great Easter. How is Chicago? Send me pics from Chicago) I
want to see you in Chicago with your family. I miss you, really. and I
hope that one day we would meet with you. I think that we will have
great time together)) And it will be great to consider with you our
correspondence. I am glad to know that in the whole world you are the
only person for me who wants to take care about me like I want to take
care about you.

I would be glad to consider with you my favorite dish) I will not tell
you what it is exactly, but I can to hint that it include fish and
lemon))) I like lemons so much) I could put it in every dish, but my
parents and sister do not like it))) Danny, you know that how it is
important for me to feel your support in every moment of my life. It
is really great to feel that someone on the another part of world
trying to make all to be more closer with you. We are separated by
thousands kilometers with you. But it is really nothing in order to
our feelings. And any wall can not stand between us. I will make a
little excursion for you in my town. And I think you will not lost in
it. You will be with me and I will be near with you. And we will have

Who's Danny?

Anyway, more on the translator and I got a whiff of Russian bacon!

Quote:

to me

Hi my dear Charley! Thank you for your letter. I am glad to know that
you are fine. And everything fine with your family. And I will wait
for your photos as much time as you need) My interpreter says that she
has unlimited service. It costs $ 300 for month. You can write
unlimited numbers of letter. and even you can call to the cafe where
she will translate our conversation. Dear, I miss you so much. And it
will be great to communicate more often with you. So you can decide
what will you do with it. I have no my own bank account. And she said
that you can send money by westernunion. And you need to know my full
name and address to make transfer.

Here it is:
My full name: Svetlana Pryhnenko,
and my address: Ukraine, Lugansk, Yakira block, 9.

Or you can use the bank account of my interpreter. She is a great
woman. And we can discuss it in the next letter if you want. Anyway, I
am too wordy, so you can decide how you will make you transfer)

I have a little dream, maybe it is not looks like dream but I have a
little vision of our meeting. I hope you don't mind to know it. I
imagine some story in my head: You arrived to my restaurant where I
sing on weekends. And got place on the dark part of it. I got ready to
sing and then the crowd got quiet with my first notes. It was a
Ukrainian song, and flowed across the room and caught everyone's
attention. No one was talking. The mood was all focused on this song.
I moved and my hands expressed the passion of the song. The music was
outstanding. All notes and words fell into your heart and were locked
there. I continued to sing for another ten minutes and smiled, thanks
the crowd, bowed like a lady walked away)))) I walked up and you
looked at me and said "Hello Sveta, you sounded wonderful". My eyes
got very big and my smile was across your face, and I said. "Chassie,
I have waited all day to see you, and your surprised me here". I stood
and we were wrapped arms around each other and your kisses did not
stop.... How do you like it? I hope you will not laugh about this
story.

Looking for your letter. And I hope to receive your letter with photos
which made your son)

Yours, Sveta
Kisses
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9:31 AM (6 minutes ago)

Dearest Svets,
I am so happy we can continue to write! Please have your translator send me the account-WU and MoneyGram are not reputable services-they have implicated in money laudering and illegal transfer of funds. Both have recently required people who recieve money to fill out security forms. And I have read that in Russia and the Ukraine, a number of women have been robbed and harassed by criminals who recieve money at those places. So a an EFT bank to bank is better. Although I am very surprised that you do not have an account: you work at a bank!

I thought your dream was very sweet and I wish it was reality. Maybe some day?

Attqached are my phone pictures. Two where taken in the Palmer Hotel-that's me in the front reading the paper and my son in the distance-my daughter grabbed my phone! The other is of the famous "El" the Chicago train , the buildings and the lake.

I have a busy day but I hope to hear back from you soon.

What is especially funny is that he claims to hav no account but works as a loan officer at a bank. I did point that out

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Quote:

Who's Danny?

Translator error? lol

He isn't about to give his personal account because that would be listed under Boris or something similar. It does look like you have the option of the agency account. Depending on which agency, you are liable to find the name already here. I have seen one of them using the same account names with different numbers so watch for that also. I just guessed that the one had been shut down so they opened a new one.

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:56 pm

Piggy ala Russe

Quote:

Hi my dear Charley! Thank you for your letter) Yes, it is funny that I
have no bank account. But I had no never needs to have it. So I am
agree that it is a risk to get money by some systems. Maybe you are
right) So I writ this short letter to you just to give you an
information of bank account of my interpreter. I write it to you and
send a copy of it. So it is all for today. Dear Charley, I miss you.
And I really want to make my dream true. I am really glad to know that
you like this my vision. Thank you for your photos) Great places) I
just want you to be with me and share my life with you. And we can
make plans for our life. And we can get our common pictures one day)
My family really happy about me. Yesterday I saw tears in my mom's
eyes. It is because of that she is happy about us. And she know that
you will never hurt me. And she will miss me if you will take me away
with you. But she wish me happiness. And she is glad that you are the
one for me. I really love you, my dear. And you stole my soul. It is
belong to you forever. Looking for your letter. Kisses to you, my dear
Charley.

ACC. № LU2 26251976914353

S.W.I.F.T.-BIC: FUIB UA 2X

IBAN - FUIB UA 2X

Yours, Sveta

.

7:04 AM (7 hours ago)

to me

Good day to you my dear xxxx Thank you for your letter. How is
your day going on? It is Friday and I am so glad to have two days off
work) You asked me about bank account. I sent it to you. And
my interpreter attached document with copy of her account.

The holders name is: (removed)
Bank name is: FIRST UKRAINIAN INTERNATIONAL BANK
And it is an address to you: Ukraine, Luhansk, Demyohina str., 24/15.

Do you have plans on weekend? How it could be great to spend it with
you. We could visit some places. Or just watch movie. Comedy or even
maybe thriller))) What do you think. So I looking for your letter. You
know that I write letters to you on breaks at work. And I would be
happy to tell you a lot about me. Today we have a family meeting
because of Anniversary of mu parents)) Many years they made their
happiness and they would be glad for me if my own family will be like
our.

Chassie, I wish you great evening and I want to hug you and not let
you go)

Kisses to you)
And my best regards to your family))

Yours, Sv3ta

I combined the e-mails, which don't make a lot of sense as printed. But she also sent me a pre-printed Transfer slip from the bank, with code, mule's name and account number via .jpeg.

I am giving myself a piggy but I wouldn't be surprised if I hear from our friend that there's something hinky about this one.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Well done Capone! Congrats on the first Russian pig! You need to put a space after the second semicolon to make it show.

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:01 pm

^^^
Thanks, NV. I am still not convinced on this one. Fat Boris sent me a filled out transfer form?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

If he sent the jpeg, you will have to try and write that out for he report. Alan doesn't really like image files. You can inform hi how it was sent to you i case the information is not completely correct. Those accounts are a booger to write out properly. Last time, I made the Vlad type out the details telling him I could not read the attachment.

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:52 am

I cut and pasted everything and re-wrote it. Alan probably thinks I'm a moron but I wanted to give him everything in a neat package.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He doesn't think like that. I have had a little communication on these with him and he knows we are not as adept at those reports as he is. Cut and paste works just as well as typing.

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:07 pm

So a week after telling me she can't afford the translator and giving me her account, my vladette still writes every day and sends pics. Maybe her translator works on credit? Interestingly, neither the account number or the name come up on googe search or here. My vladette certainly does.

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:10 am

We are still on "What happened to the bank transfer." the funny thing is I got the usual "wink" from a vlad at byBeloved-the translator. Maybe I should bring this up?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

You could just send another character after him. That would give Alan 2 different reports to work with.

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:14 am

Good Idea, I will. Swinger J0hn D3wey thinks she's hot!

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:51 pm

Now the owner/translator of the internet cafe is writing to me, using my Vladette's account, natually:

Good day Mr. Charley! It is the manager and translator of Internet
cafe Kryuchkova Inna. I writing this letter from Svetlana's mailbox to
confirms in your transfer. Can you send a printout of the document?
And I will go to the bank with it with this paper. I hope you wrote
all right to send your money to the my bank account. Please, specify
it one more time.

With best regards
Manager of Internet cafe "IX"
Inna Kryuchkova
15.04.2013

So the bank misspelled her name, Oh Dear. Another delay! But Chas transfered $100 more for her trouble.

I have a suspicion it may not arrive.

I am going to bait the translator, too. She shows up as [email protected], if anyone else wants a shot at her.

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:03 pm

More from management:

Quote:

Good day, Mr. Chetham. Thank you for your response. And thank you for
the information. And your lady will be happy to continue your
correspondence. And when your transfer will be received I will let you
know. And if you decide to correct something please, let me know.

With best regards
Manager of Internet cafe "IX"
Inna Kryuchkova

16.04.2013

Anyone else think it's odd that an internete cafe manager is using a random vladette's account for business?

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:43 pm

Right on the dot, the translator wants to know where's the cash? And didn't bother to read why my character had no transfer slip!

Quote:

to me

Good day, ! Today I called to the First Ukrainian
International Bank and defined to employee about your transfer. But he
said that it is no any transfer on my account. And you need to send
all Notice of Transfer to me until all the circumstances will be
clarified. For do not waste your time I will give Notice of Transfer
to the bank. And there workers will find out a reason in not receiving
your transfer. Our Net cafe is the serious organization.

With best regards
Manager of Internet cafe "IX"
"Translator"
19.04.2013

AND MY RESPONSE;

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to

Dear Translator,

I just saw this and called my bank manager, or rather assistant
manager. He tells me that the receiving account has been "red
flagged". I asked for further information. The explanation I received
is that right now there is a heightened level of security for all
funds transfers of any type, as well as international mail and parcel
shipping, due to the bombing that occurred in Boston on Monday and the
possibility that is terror related.. If you get the BBC Chanel or CNN,
you can watch what is going on in Boston right now.

In any event, is there another way we can make sure you are paid? I
feel strongly that you should be paid since you did the work. Even
more importantly, I miss Sv3ta very much. I am very fond of her.

Also I am told that virtually any service that transfers money
internationally has put additional security measures in place. The
transfer will not be instantaneous.

I see what everybody's been telling me about Vladette/translator scams-nowhere to go with the bait, other than to get Boris so frustrated he coughs up another piggy. And yes, this is set up for the latest in WU modalities.

Anyone else think this translator's skills aren't impressive?[/b]

Coffinsurfer: is this guy still writing to George?

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:26 pm

I think this is going to be my last post on this thread-I suspect I am going to get a Russian or dialect email to "f*uck off" in the immediate future.

After three tries, I finally got it through Inna the translator's thick skull that EFT don't produce reciepts until completion. In fact, his emails were so bad that I wondered how he could even pass as a translator. So then the next is MG! And the tender mercies of KK.

Quote:

Good day Mr. xxxx! I received the MoneyGramm Alert. I brought it to
the bank, and there workers said that I just need to know 8 numbers to
receive your transfer. And workers also said that it is not true form
for completion of facts. And it can be used from another side like
sender in bad goals like terrorism. So I need to know just numbers of
transfer to receive it because it is obligatory and only thing in our
country to receive money.

With best regards
Manager of Internet cafe "IX"

Notice it's still my vladette's account the translator was using. My response was very polite:

[quote]

to .

Hi Inna,

I have no idea why a bank would interfere or interpret what a separate
and distinct company, IE MoneyGram would or would not require. In
addition, the office is here, not in the Ukraine.

My secretary brought me back the form that has no number on it: she
explained that the transfer would be numbered and moved from pending
to transferred. She was told to come back and get the number after the
forms have been filled out.

I am sorry if you find it inconvenient, but the forms are supposedly required.

Kiss Sv3ta for me?

Quote:

Next a pre-emptive strike! I asked security to send a Westy version before Boris asked for it! I sent this:

Dear Inna,

In hopes of getting your fees to you, I sent my secretary to Western
Union this morning, which took almost 2 hours. After waiting in line,
she was told that Western Union has also changed their policy. Then I
received a cc. on the forms. I have only a receipt marked "Pending"
with no MTCN until forms are returned.

I cannot tell you how unbelievably frustrating this is. Currently, I
have over $900 tied up in attempted wire transfers to you. If you do
not chose to do so, well, that is your option. I will cancel the
transfers, which will take even longer. And I still have no way to
communicate with Sv3ta.[quote]

If I were a betting guy and I frequently am, I'd say vladette and Co. flake. No sense of humor. But what I was really hoping for is a nice venom and frustration fillled valentine. Virtually no chance of another piggy. Sad