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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Another Josiemodel user I am working on

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a month ago i got a call from Nigeria saying my mom is ill, She has Pelvic Dislocation,

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

A lottery lad I am working:

You are to make the payment of the security keeping fee which is just 50 usd now to speed up the process of delivery to you

You are to locate the western union or money gram agent nearest to you and make the payment with the details below:

blah....blah....blah....

What the f*ck is a western union or money gram?

Were you are to make the payment of the 50 usd for the delivery to you okay.

Makes perfect sense to me. Glad he cleared that one up. Rolling Eyes

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

mynewpuppy: i live in a cuntry near of the sea
anita: What's with the secret agent stuff? You don't know which one?

Baiting Guru Joined: 28 Feb 2013 Posts: 3152

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Listen if you think you can joke with me am not ready for that, remember you told me that the money that you where scammed before was send to those imposter via western union money transfer.

Go back to the western union shop and ask them for the MTCN.

Debt recovery scammer. I don't think he sees the irony in this somehow.

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 2:03 am

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the boy is in the camp and he will not be having asses to the computer

I should hope note - mooning the webcms? No wonder they banned him!

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:35 am

^I hope he doesn't have mules to the computer either!

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:41 am

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We ougth to conclude this issues of transaction long ago, The campus building projects and partnership surposed to be on by now. Is taking too long to send payment and go into conclusions

My conclusion is being 9 days away from a sandtimer it may take a teeny weeny bit longer.

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:45 am

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We ougth to conclude this issues of transaction long ago, The campus building projects and partnership surposed to be on by now. Is taking too long to send payment and go into conclusions

My conclusion is being 9 days away from a sandtimer it may just take a teeny weeny bit longer.

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:08 pm

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Only communication will show, whether there is our acquaintance for a site framework)

. . No , me either !

(it came from a Vlad with a Ukrainian ip, but other than that , I have no idea what it actually meant !)

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:35 pm

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Best Regards,
Dr.Kingsley Moghalu
Deputy Governor CBN
NB: KINDLY NOTE THAT SOME PEOPLE (FRAUDSTARS) HAVE STARTED MAKING
FORGERY OF MY GOOD NAME.

Hey now, you're a fraudstar, get your game on...etc.

This made me giggle.

Baiting Guru Joined: 28 Feb 2013 Posts: 3152

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I am sorry all this are frame up stories, if you can't send it via western union forget it, now i know and believe my lawyer, bye and stop wasting my time, God be with you for playing around my brain

Tina Jasmine, Dakar Darling who's about to wish she'd coughed up another piggy instead.

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:37 pm

Say What!!!???

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Hello my love
I just read your message and it make me really happy, I want you to know that I'm really impartiente of you met then I would really like you to face the need to satisfy me.

I love you

Then from the Conference Organizer:

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Hello Mr. S
We want you to know that your files are currently underway and we expect only the registration fee for the transaction documents to CANADA.
Mr. S although I believe since the beginning of your application we have already made aware of the fees that must be paid by the WERSTERN UNION WERSTERN know that the UNION is one of our sponsort and currently we do not disposont coordinated bank you made the payment, so if you hold still participated at the conference to try to send the fees by WERSTERN UNION on coordinated you received.

Where is the Ladish Dictionary? LOL.

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:05 am

^I read and read again but it resulted in a bit of a headache....

Anyhow how about those Quebecers?

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hi Mm / Me I hope you are well. research is that after we had Enamel address to send you to small message.Nous are looking for people who want to work in, our company (IWC) of international work in canada Angleterre.vous must answer for the information. Thank you and good day to you

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:16 am

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The Expense is because the crate weighs 41.01kg,,, (For those of us who don't use metric, that's around 90lbs.)

My character is paying shipping for the world's heaviest ATM card.

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:04 pm

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You should act quite surprised and of course saddened when the Specialist bank calls you to inform you of the passing away of Alfred. If possible, try to ensure that the caller hears you shed a tear or two when he/she thus informs you of this unfortunate event. We need to be as convincing as possible.

I will be wailing Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:57 pm

I told the lad "You are a bloody impatient man".......

and he replied with

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I am a very patient man, I am not bloody

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:14 am

Ok, I'll do that.....

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Firstly,due to the internet scammers that take position of trust, I will first of all direct you to the bank website as www.biao.ci and confirm all the bank information show there. Please take note that, before you do anything with any unknown person, first of all, ask for their bank website or company website, then after they forward it to you, please check very well their company name or bank name and their email address both bank office lanphone number, if what you find out in their website ,is not the same with the one they use to contact you please deleted their message quick, take note that they are SCAMMER not genus story, but if what you find out from their website is the same with the one they use to contact with you then you can go ahead with then.

Maybe some Webbies to kill here.....

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I never would have thunk this to be the result of being shot to death. I must rethink things now.

This is a very new pet.

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my dad was shot dead and he died in the process

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:54 pm

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We hereby inform you that the Scotland Yard Police, Interpol, Federal Bureau of Investigation, (FBI) United States of America, the Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission (EFCC) of Nigeria and all the African Crime fighter leaders have come together to stop scam/internet fraud in Nigeria and all round Africa. We have
recovered over US$2.6 Billion Dollars from the people we have behind bars.

Ok job done. We can all go home now.

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:32 pm

This was in reply to one of my phone chain ASEMs:

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I do not understand English and I speak only French. I await your response.

It was shoehorned in at the end of a long scripted response in English explaining why a dying widow in the hospital can't call me. So she doesn't understand English, but had no trouble typing all that out for me. Nice.

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:56 pm

Not overly Goofy but a nice bit of advice:

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Mals Am sorry you're like that , all I have to do Mals is to
Nationalise as a nigerian , I read it that I'd go to court and I'd be
nationalized and giving a nigerian ID , with this ID I would get a
nigerian passport , and buy a visa , with my ticket .... I just hope
this is not to much for you to understand ..., please stop the
drinking and be a Man now ..

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

How dare they ask you to make such a sacrifice. That would be bad for your alcohol system!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 949

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I want to thank you once again for all the stress you have caused me in the process of making sure you get your fund.

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:25 am

I get some good responses to my breakup letters. I tell them that my Ex-wife has returned after two years and wants to patch things up but I did make the payment. Please use it to come to the USA and make a new life. Usually they make multiple requests for the transfer slip and then after the payment never arrives I get something like this:

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Dear Sir ,
I am very much disappointed today after the Lawyer when to bank and found out that you didn't send any money, I am very much disappointed in you because you lair to me and laugh at my sitaution by telling me that you send money to me. that mean you came to add to my pains. Well God is watching you someday I will see you in the USA.

Have a nice day.
Grace .

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:28 am

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Bobby/Jenny: Mals say exactly what you wanna say ... You know I don't like this beating about the bust tingy

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