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Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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ok.what do you do for a living

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am also a fashion designer.so where do u live

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i left amercia for nigeria to complete my education

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i left amercia when i was 17 years old to pay my uncle a visit in
nigeria unfortunatly

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how re u doing over there

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dear. What do you have for me?

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hmmmm.do u really love me

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so what is going o happen now

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hi

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how are u doing.and how is work

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fine and u
what do you do for a living

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ok,what do you want from me

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ok,am an american but i came to nigeria last 5 years ago.am also a fashion designer,am 22 years old and love making friend

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hello.are you there

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are you there

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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hmmmmm.that's true,ok.
How is business?i want to relocate where i live just because of my
uncle's friend,he always want me to have sex with him.i hate the
man.can you please advice me.

Since I care not whether he stays or goes, I sent the following.

Honey, who is this person? I don't think you need my advice to tell him how useless he is to you. Certainly he brings nothing worthwhile to the table other than his little pecker. He can't even get past the used.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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honey.i even told my uncle but he said that am lying.just because i hate him

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honey what are you doing now

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 12:13 am

This Bait is more confusing than anything I can come up with. Translation: It's killing me and I love it!

As a counter, I figured I would post my OK fishing trip photo. For build up it was just about two years ago, raining, tornados, had to leave the next day, Beastie's birthday, In-Laws came for a surprise visit, was raining in most parts of the state etc. We drove for hours to find a part of the State that wasn't going through Biblical Plagues (while Trailering a Bass Boat) to find this:

My poor Brother in Law wanted to cry. We ended up in a place called Nowhere a couple hours later and I caught a seven pound 'Hybrid' Bass on my first cast.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I know exactly where that is, right by where I have located Derrick. Ft. Cobb. A 7 pounder from there is doing pretty good. There are even gators on the back side of that lake.

I tried to base that character in Nowhere but the lads were not buying it. You ca even send them the Google map link and they still call you a joker so I moved down the road a piece.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

It seems odd your uncle would say something like that. That is a horrible way to treat is niece. He should have beat the man to a pulp for even thinking that way, much less speaking to you in that manner.

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have try my possible best to leave the house.but i dont have enouch
money to rent an apartment

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Good morning my lovely baby! I am sorry to read that. Perhaps we will be getting you away from there and home with me where the man wanting to have sex with you will be your husband.

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i cant just say in that house again.i want to leave there.but money is
the problem

Baby, you need to find out what is needed to get you here.

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it will cost me alot of money for the flight.pls honey help me with
some money the amount am having is not enoug for the flight
honey i cant wait to see your handsome face

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honey,are you there

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Honey, I need real details not generic send money mails. Those are useless. I need to know the amount, what you can afford and the bank account details to transfer the money to.

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i can only raise the sum of 50 thousand naira,and it will cost me up
to 350 thousand,but you can send it true western union

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good morning honey

Good morning my love! I know nothing about this naira business honey and you still have told me no real detail. There is no way I am ever using any western union or anything like it, I need a bank account. Please ask for it.

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hello honey.i dont have a bank accunt but you can send the money true
western union or should i give you my brother's account name and
number

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honey pls send the money true western union because if you send the
money true is account.he will not give me the money

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honey try to understand me.to create a bank account for a foreigner is
not easy have try my best.pls try western union.honey i cant wait to
see you

It eats at him when I do not mail him immediately. He sends mail again in just a few minutes.

Honey, please stop the western union stuff. That is never going to happen. I did not ask you for your own account and since your brother would not give you the money, I don't want to know his either.

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ok honey.what of my friend account

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ok.should i collect his account name,account number and bank name

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Hello again my love! If your friend can be trusted, then that would be acceptable. They need to get the right information though. Just tidbits are not enough and they need to ask their bank what is needed.

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honey the account name is seun ojelade
account number is 6002709046
bank name is keystone or bank phb

Baby, I need real information. That is trash.

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ok honey.the only way i can is true western union.just like this
name:joy
country:nigeria
state:lagos
zipcode:23401
city:lagos
home address:28 abiodun

Good morning my love! Let me know when you are finished trying to get me to use western union. I have told you that I am never doing that. Please ask your friend about their account if they are willing to help. A bank transfer is the only way that I can or will do this so please stop talking about that other.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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ok.honey i will ask my friend

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honey.what of money gram,why dont you try that

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Let me know when you get the information.

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honey.how is your work and how are you doing over there.hope things
are going well.

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honey.the only acceptable way of receiving money here in nigeria is
true money gram and western union

Good morning my love! Now why would you tell me that nonsense? You and I both know it isn't true. Now stop this western union commercial please and get me real details.

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honey.you can ask anybody.i went to the bank today and they told me
that the only acceptable way is true that
if you are willing to help me let me know

No bank in their right mind would tell you such a lie! Never, will one penny ever be sent through a place like western union. If there is no account to transfer the money to, there is no way I am doing it. Banks do not recommend western union for anything.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He tried to get bold on me last night

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honey.if yoU are willing to help let me know and stop playing me games.
I love you

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honey.here in nigeria if you want to receive money the only way of
receiving is true western union or money gram.i want you to understand
me,and i know that you are playing me games.gud day

As much as I wanted to start gnawing at him, I left him to his greed to contemplate the loss. He is back now with

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honey.am so sorry.pls love.i know you are willing to help me.honey i
need a reply from you

Good afternoon Joy. It is quite obvious to me what you think of us, I am not here to waste time with someone that thinks I am just playing games.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Good Morning Honey...
Sweetie Is Not What You Think My Love I want you to know That Am Honest With you I Truly want you from my Heart And I want the Both Of Us To Be Together I Cant Wait to be Your Side Sweetie I will be So Excited If You Can Bear With me And Take Me For Real Ok Where Ar You I Am Here For You I will Love You to get Back To Me Soon Kisses Love....

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Hello Sweetie You There For me Am here Ok

Good morning J. How can it not be what I think if you are telling me the honest truth? You are the one that said it. If you are as honest as you said, then it is exactly what you wrote and that is why I think this way. right? I don't know what to think honey.

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Honey I want You To Know That I Cant Stop Thinking About You here I want Us To Be Together Ok

Honey, it is impossible to stop thinking about you also, but when I do your words come back to mind. I cannot for the life of me figure out why you talked to me that way. It is mean, it is untrue and you knew it when you said it.

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Am Sorry About Everything And In Any Way I Make you feel Sweetie But i just wanna Ask You Can You Help me I wanna Be Out here And Am Tired As well I want the Both Of Us To be Together OK Let me Know If You Want This And If You want me Honey Ok Kisses

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Ok Sweeetie Are You There I will love you to get Back To Me I will be Waiting On You AM here For You Sweetie Ok

Hello again my baby! I have told you on several occasions that I would help. You are just repeating our conversations of the past. Seems a bit strange that you have forgotten.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Yes I Know This Honey Sweetie I want to know If You Can Send For Me True Western Union Or Moey Gram That we be So easy For me Honey Ok Kisses Love

Good morning my love! Again, you have asked me this repeatedly in the past. Is there something making you believe things have changed here? You know I will never do that. I have told you I need a bank account to transfer the money to.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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ok.honey am happy to here that kissesssssssss

Baby, I really don't understand your last mail. kissssss

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honey.i mean i will go and find out about that....honey

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Good morning my love! thank you for explaining that to me. I was not real clear on the meaning before. now I know for sure what you meant rather than just assuming.

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honey,happy easter sunday,how i wish am beside you......kissesss
sweetieee and which bank are you using honey

Good morning my dear! Happy Easter to you. I hope you are enjoying the Sunday and church service if you attend them. I will be using my bank to do this with honey but that does not matter. That is a strange question.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 69

So was that a maybe on the westy ? Okay, okay money grab then ?
I know there's a language issue but no is the same in most languages. banghead

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

^^^They don't like that word and really do not seem to grasp its meaning where money is concerned. I was hoping for that info over the weekend but did not get so lucky.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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am sorry that i didnt reply your mail.honey am so sick and begin rush
to the hosipal......kissessss

Good morning my baby! I am sad to read about this. What is wrong with you? I hope it's nothing serious. I'm sure the doctors will figure it out and get you fixed up.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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honey,it is malaria.am getting better.what about the money.......kissesss

Good morning my love! I hope you get better my love. Are you in the hospital now or at home? What have the doctors said or done for it?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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honey,i will be discharge tomorrow.i want to be with you......kiss sweetie

Good morning my baby! Hopefully you will be at home when you find this mail. I wish to be with you also my dear. We need to finally make this happen.

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Hello how are you doing today i really cant wait to meet you in person
so we can share our feelings together honey about the money for my
flight i have gone to confirm it i was told that it was 1000$ and i
really cant wait to be with you..My Love you can send the money to my
information Ok.. so that i can get the
money easier through western union money transfer OK. that is the only way
i can get money easily ok So the money can be safe Ok.honey bear with
me that is the safest and easiest way to send me the money so i can be
there with you babe
NAME.........JOY
COUNTRY.............NIGERIA
STATE........................LAGOS
CITY...........................BARIGA
ZIP CODE....................23401
TEXT QUESTION.,...........................WHAT IS MY FAVOURITE COLOUR
ANSWER.........................................BLUE
Honey that is all the info My Husband and after you send the money babe you
need
to send me back all the details that they are going to give you in the bank
babe....i cant wait to hear back from you soonest babe..

Hello again my love! I am glad you are out and feeling better. I have no problem with that amount but there is no way I am sending it through any filthy fraud place. I need a bank account to transfer this to. We have had this discussion before baby and you were working on it before you got ill.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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i dont understand your language

Good morning baby! How are you feeling? It is pretty straight forward language. no way would I ever consider using that stupid western union or anything like it. I need a bank account to transfer the money to.