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Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:13 pm

I want to see how he'll avoid this. An emergency trip to Lagos?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I am betting on it. Then I can really slap him!

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Hello my baby doll, how are you over there by noW. I guess fine?anyway
please try to tell the bank to stop the transfer if they can't have it
wire. Ok I would me so much happy to welcome by the weekend and sleep
one night so we can moved the next day after you come this weekend
okay make sure it be cos if not I won't be happy love. I LOVE YOU SO
MUCH ksksksskskskskskskskskskks.

Good afternoon my baby! I have cancelled the transfer and now I will be coming to you Saturday morning. i should be there by 8 AM or thereabouts and we will not be staying overnight there. Please be packed and ready because we are loading your things and coming right home. How much luggage do you have baby? I need to know which vehicle to bring.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

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Alright thanks so much for your mail,I would get ready with you by
then my love thank you so much. I have just 2 bags ok. Get back to me
so I can know when you are coming hun ok.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:24 am

Is he going to give you an address? I am dying to know how he's going to get out of this.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I have the address from the bank information he sent me. He made it very simple for me.

I sent him this last night

Good evening my sexy baby! I am working my butt off trying to get as much done as I possibly can by Saturday evening. I think finding you on Easter Sunday will make a very special occasion for you and I to celebrate together every year. I thought about a Saturday trip but this is more memorable. I will try to come by the shop and send a mail to you when I leave here so that you will be informed I am on my way and should be there in about 4 hours time.

I will bring my pickup to get you honey. It is much more roomy than my cars. If you get tired on the ride home you can rest your head in my lap and take a nap while I get us home. With only 2 bags, we can put them in the back seats.

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Alright love, i will be so much happy to have you here okay...and also
email me to know you are coming so i can get packed here I love you so
much....ksksksksksksksksksks.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He comes up with a strange idea

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Hello Hun, how was your night there, i guess fine? well my heart when
are you coming to me here and also please try to come with about $1000
so i can pay off all i owe here then leave like we agree i will be so
much happy to see you asap...I LOVE YOU SO MUCH....ksksksksksksksks.

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Good morning Hun,how was your night over there i guess fine? well Hun
when are you coming to pick me up because my lawyer is also around now
we need to go to get the document and please try to come with the
$1000 so i can pay off all i owe here my heart..I am waiting for you
email me when you are on your way to me ok..I LOVE
YOU...ksksksksksksksksksksks.

Good morning my baby! I have no idea what this nonsense is about your lawyer or these debts. I did not agree to any of that shit. I have no idea what document you think is needed but I am not paying your lawyer any money. I am coming there to get you not to pay a bunch of bills. I will be there in the morning around 8 AM. Be outside waiting for me so I know I am not disturbing people in the house because if I don't see you standing there by the street, I am not stopping until I do.

Any bills that need to be settled can be done by transfer once we are home. I do not carry that kind of cash on me for any reason. That is just foolish. You apparently have no clue of how dangerous that is here in Cali.

While the kids hunt eggs tomorrow baby, I will have found you and we will finally be together after all this time. I can't wait!

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:15 pm

Document? Since when does Kentucky have immigration laws? Still want to see how he's going to get out of this or if he just no-shows

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He claims to be in Sacramento. My biker is in Bakersfield. Easy money but I am just guessing he wanted to set me up with the $1,000 thing so I want him standing outside now.

Tammy is my Kentucky gal.

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Okay Hun when are you coming now so i can know and wait for you there
? i will be looking forward to your mail asap..

Baby, is this a joke? I told you exactly when I would be there in my last mail. Why are you asking me this? You did not even read it I see!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 69

Hi N.V. Seems to almost be a game of chicken now. I thought for sure that the emergency would have come up by now. What do you reckon his next move is?
Oh yeah did I mention that you are my hero !!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Thank you for reading my work! I am glad to know that people enjoy it. I believe his move this morning, with the whole bring at least $1,000, was a setup.

I am sure if a real person showed up there they would be ganked. I have his profile picture to toy with and I know it is not him and he cannot possibly be sitting curbside, I am hoping to have someone sitting there as though they were him though.

When I get back the slap is coming down for not being there and I am leaving him until Monday for that, if nothing bad happens to me.

Welcome to the board!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 69

Hmmmm pity that with all that love "she" couldn't find her way to you. Sacramento sooo close. All that travel to Canada etc. but can't make it to you. What document is required to travel from sac. to bakersfield ? I traveled thru sac. a few wks ago didn't pay for my document. Have I broken the law ? Dang it what will I do?!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

Maybe he will tell me tomorrow. I'll hook you up with an answer if he does.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 69

Why thank you kind sir. Reading your exploits has brought me to a place where I may be ready to find the love of my life. I do still struggle with the eeewww factor.

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:39 am

This is like a cliff hanger soap opera: will McGruff find the love of her/his life at the curb in Sacramento?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 69

It is a cliff hanger. While I can't wait to see what happens next I also hope that he falls off of the cliff and gets run over at the curb. Makes me crazy to think of a real victim walking into a setup like this.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I am sending this in about 20 minutes.

Good morning my lovely bride! I came to the shop to send this mail to you. In about 4 hours time I will be in your arms finally. Please be waiting by the road for me. I want to see you first thing so I will be able to hug and kiss you all over! It has been a very long time that we have waited for this and now it is abut to be reality. I cannot wait to bring my wife home

EDIT: This came an hour ago.

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Good morning Hun, how was your night...i guess fine? i am happy to
hear that you are coming to me Hun so sweet..please email me at any
liberty as soon as you get to California OK....I LOVE YOU SO
MUCH...ksksksksksksksks..

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 69

Wow !! That is just too funny. Had you given me a hundred chances to guess what he'd say next I would have never gotten it. Knowing anything about the man you're going to marry is obviously over rated.

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I am contemplating whether I want to be in a drive by or if I just slap him for not being curbside. I am leaning to the first but not dead set.

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:24 am

Cali is a different country.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 69

Oh no, if anything happens to O surely he would leave all of his assets to his future wife. All "she" has to do is show up at the designated place and time with "her" photo I.D. simple enough. I would miss O greatly but I suspect his lawyer would be equally arbitrary.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 69

I was just skimming thru all of this and this guy really is all about power yeah he wants money but he really, really wants control . Makes him dangerous I think. I kinda hope you don't let him off the hook .

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

He is very pushy until you shut him down again. He'll lay low for a mail or two then start again. I am sure he has had success with that method in the past. He is constantly hanging online waiting to chat. Until now that is.

I decided not to shoot my biker. I kind of like the old fellow!

Good morning Darlean. Where were you? I drove by there several times and never saw you out there by the curb. What happened?

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:20 pm

Don't shoot your biker, I love his profile pics! You have a fan club on this one, NV. Can't wait to see his excuse.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 69

So glad that O lives on. Can't wait to see what's next. I think it's rather rude of mr. Scammerpants to keep everyone waiting. Do you have a U.S. number for this all american gal ?

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

I can't recall ever getting a phone of any kind from this one. He is supposedly staying with the victim/mule that he gave the postal info on. If I had that number it would be much easier for our warners to deal with. I really don't think he would want me calling that person though.