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Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

You know you've been a baiter too long when...

You know it is your baiting characters birthday based on the DOB you always send out to lads. My baiting character is 68 today happy crowd

That is it now, I don't think I could ever return to RL, they wouldn't have me back Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:29 am

I use my cousin's birth date because it's the only B'day other than my own I can remember without looking it up. LOL. Crying or Very sad

I change the year though.

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:10 am

You know that you've been a baiter for too long when...
... You start writing real-life complaint and suggestion forms in your baiter alias...

Regarding DOB, my character is born 29/2, it's easy to remember and no lad has noticed yet. Wink

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:43 pm

You know that you've been a baiter for too long when...

...you find yourself only half - watching the movie because that last scene gave you a really good idea for your characters life story .

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:29 pm

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Regarding DOB, my character is born 29/2, it's easy to remember and no lad has noticed yet.

Yes but do you claim to have been born in a leap year?

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:02 am

my Skype always shows a rash of birthdays on 1st january and April 19th.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:53 am

You pick up the telephone, and talk in one of your character's voices.

"Hello, Fool! This is Colonel Abote. What do you want?'"

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

^^^^

Or even worse when you come to the realisation that your baiting character gets more phone calls a day than the RL you... or is that just me Laughing

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:21 am

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You know you've been a baiter too long when...

That's just sad. Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:12 am

....you've lost track of how many of these threads you've posted in over the years.

And when you use 'modalities' in everyday conversation.

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:22 am

....you laugh at Barristers and Doctors with funny names and your geographical knowledge of west Africa is much appreciated in the local Pub Quiz

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:01 am

...You are Proud to be called a Master Baiter!

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:24 am

...when your Boss forwards an email to you, asking if this is real, and must once again reassure him he is not collecting $6.9M

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:51 am

... When you get an email at work and scan the domain WHOIS data and headers before you actually read the mail.

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:58 pm

You try to sway co-workers to your idea by telling them it is "100% risky free".

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:24 pm

... you perk up and grin when your friend mentions they got a weird email the other day.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

You keep making your kids take pictures holding signs for various events. (Happy Birthday, Grandma! etc.)

. . . and have to resist making them a funny.

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:24 am

When you've had lads make birthday / anniversary / holiday gift pictures for your friends (i.e. Happy Birthday Mary or Happy Anniversary Jane & John)

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:35 am

A friend mentions he got a scam email and you say, "forward it to me . . . please!"

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

When you wake up (naked) in an unnamed forum administrators basement with duct tape around your wrists and a ball gag in your mouth.

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:01 pm

@Pastor Frank - I believe that is "you know it's Thursday when...."

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:44 pm

WHEN YOU SIGN YOUR EMAILS AND FB POSTS "REMAIN BLESS" AND USE ALL CAPS FOR EMPHASIS.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

@IM_Dumm

It really gets weird after that. Friday is lotion day, I always look forward to that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:24 pm

Ick.

Now I need to go take another shower 'cause I feel so dirty.

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:52 pm

I laugh inside everytime I pass the WU where I shop.I also think that Muhammed Martala airport is some how nearby when people ask me where the airport is.
And PF,your infatuation with Slightly is OK.These are different times than when we were young. Laughing

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